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#300161* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Razio> how is that childish, ass-to-mouth is a very important issue to me |
#300158* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+ThePillowman> i'm bored
<@kade> o
< qvc> how bored?
<+ThePillowman> no nath, i'm not sucking you off
< qvc> Good. Because if you were, I was about to comment on the lack luster performance you're giving. |
#300157* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> A Native American goes to check into a hotel.
<GenericLoser> The clerk asks, "Do you have a reservation?" |
#300156* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Justin> I just changed my guitar strings
<Justin> They had like.. junk on the bottoms of them
<Justin> sticky stuff
<Justin> probably dead skin+dust+oil
<Jake> you should stop sexin ur guitar
<Justin> :(
<Justin> You're right though.
<Jake> it had to end sometime
<Justin> :(
<Justin> Well..
<Justin> Not necessarily
<Jake> face it, it was a doomed relationship
<Justin> SHUT UP
<Justin> FUCK you
<Jake> it's not your fault
<Justin> I know
<Jake> it's not your fault
<Justin> I know...
<Jake> no, no listen. it's not your fault.
<Justin> No, I totally get that. You're right.
<Jake> IT'S NOT your fault
<Justin> :'( DAMN IT! JUST SHUT UP MAN!
<Jake> Come here champ. It's not your fault.
<Justin> It's all my fault!!!
<Justin> :'( :'(
<Jake> yeah...you're probably right. |
#300155* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@tkmr> JEsus doesn't love faggots likeyou
* @tkmr is loved by Jesus
* @tkmr loves and accepts Jesus as my one and only saviour
* @tkmr is going to force every other person on the planet to love and accept Jesus as their saviour
<mpi> jesus knows where to go
<@tkmr> Straight to my pants
<@tkmr> Jesus let me stick it in his bumComment: #kilo-tango
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<Isamu> why des my snot smell like garlic ?
<Isamu> *does
<Fax> ...
<Fax> WHAT THE SHIT
<Fax> is today just Surreality Day and no one told me?
<AneiDoru> i haven't been told about it either fax
<Fafnir> I can taste key lime pie.
<AneiDoru> you guys
<AneiDoru> stop being silly
<AneiDoru> or i'll start kicking
<AneiDoru> >_>
* Fafnir nibbles on Anei
<Fafnir> tastes like blackberries.
<Crusader> I think it's more like fish
<Crusader> but w/e
<AneiDoru> fish is what sex smells like
<AneiDoru> i don't taste like fish
<AneiDoru> nor do i taste like blackberries
<AneiDoru> >_>
<Fafnir> but you must
<Fafnir> you see, I like you AND I like blackberries
<Fafnir> QED
<Fafnir> my Proof is absolute.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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<Fax> I have a friend looking for people to hire in the SF bay for a programming job
<Fax> anyone?
<Arang> well
<Arang> I can't program
<Arang> and I live thousands of miles away
<Fax> APPLY ANYWAY
<Starsinger> I can't program
<Domochevsky> SF bay?
<Arang> san francisco
<Starsinger> lemme know when you have a friend looking to hire fluffers
<Domochevsky> A little off
<Arang> I know what a fluffer is
<Arang> MY LIFE
<Arang> IS WASTED
<Flickerdart> I'm lost and confused.
<Flickerdart> Also a little hungry.
<Arang> eat a muffin
<Arang> or rather
<Arang> eat banana bread
<Arang> that's in a muffin cup
<Flickerdart> I don't have any
<Arang> because that is hella delicious
<Arang> make some, homo
<Flickerdart> And my cooking raises the biological hazard alert level.
<Arang> it is *so easy*
<Flickerdart> So is *your mother*
<Arang> at least my mom taught me to *bake*Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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crweb> so PS3 can go ethernet -> bridge -> router -> server
<crweb> ps3 is only wireless G
<jhutchins> why do we need the bridge in there?
<jhutchins> kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<crweb> cause thats the only way to get faster than Wireless G
<jhutchins> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
<crweb> PS3 ethernet wired to the bridge. Then bridge to router will be Wireless N
<jhutchins> Sorry, cat. |
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GarySimat: huge fucking balls
GarySimat: huge
GarySimat: gigantic
GarySimat: could be a fuckin ship anchor
Nick Pinciotti: wtf
Nick Pinciotti: you can see mine?
GarySimat: nope
Nick Pinciotti: must still have the taste in your mouth |
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<Samanth0r> Stormscape, quick, reroute power to the anti-matter chamber and I'll bypass the secondary relays and we'll use the aditional power to shunt reserve energy to t he main deflector dish thereby creating an advancaued decyonic beam capable of blowing up a borg cube! 'THATS GENIUS JUST LIKE PUTTING AIR INTO A CAT AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS!' |
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<Penfeather> Robot porn?
<Penfeather> ...
<Penfeather> You know what's really disturbing? The fact that I would not be the least bit surprised to find out that such a thing exists.
<gmjhowe> You just googled it dint ya? |
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<SpencerNHill> I think next year's nobel peace prize will go to the person that shoots kanye west |
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Qualm: so in middle school we had these desks that had open compartments where you could store books or whatever
Qualm: this one kid got caught masturbating in his desk
Qualm: the next day, someone had written "beat off corner" right where he laid his serpent
Qualm: I know this only because for some reason the teach decided to make us swap seats... |
#300139* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
tito: HOW YOU DOING
tito: SOME GUY IIS HACKING MEME
tito: ME
tito: HELPPPPPPPPPP
tito: HELPPPPPPPP
Sp4Wn: ...
tito: HES DRAWING ALL OVER MY SCREEN!!
tito: ITS REDDDD
tito: someguy took over my screen
tito: yes.
Sp4Wn: how did some guy "take over your screen"?
Sp4Wn: wtf were you doing
tito: I dont know
tito: maybe because i have that remote desktop thing
Sp4Wn: fucking wow. |
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<Maali> ahhahahahaha
<Maali> armageddon on the telly
<ggn> Maali: ...and you don't wanna miss a thing? |
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<Catalyst> Imagine a Chinese version of MythBusters. MifBusters wif Adam Savage and James Rynemann "this reek we test mif fat communism not best" "mif busted!"Comment: #demonoid
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<Quan> i was hit in the head with hail from a thunderstorm that caused the deadliest tornado in the area when i was like 9 ...i haven’t been the same since
<Fax> spontaneous fro creating hail?
<Quan> no spontaneous hey i like boobs nowComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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<Ichiruka>hey Fax
<Ichiruka>wheres the bot?
<Fax>I woke up this morning
<Fax>to a lightswitch that doesn't work
<Fax>and a hot water heater full of cold water
<Ichiruka>oh
<Fax>because some idiot bastard electrician decided "O THATS GOOD ENUFF"
<Fax>and then the rain came today and BLEW UP A TRANSFORMER
<Fax>I WAS LIKE
<Fax>NOOOOOOOOO OPTIMUS
<Fax>and as he died
<Fax>he fell over onto a powerpole
<Fax>and knocked out power to my entire neighborhood
<Fax>So I called PG&E and was like "sup"
<Fax>and they were all "O lol we don't even know what's wrong"
<Fax>"we'll tell you what's wrong by 10 AM when we can be arsed to go check"
<Ichiruka>lame
<Fax>"and MAYBE we'll have it fixed by this afternoon"
<Quan>if that happened here itll be back in 2 hours if not much less
<Fax>you don't live in California
<Fax>LAND OF PUSSIES
<Quan>thats my point
<Fax>OH GOD ITS RAINING I NEED TO DRIVE THIRTY MILES AN HOUR UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT IN THE FAST LANE
<Fax>bitches, this isn't rain
<Fax>it's not rain until it hurts when it hits you
<Fax>and even then its not rain, it's HAIL bitches
<Fax>srz, when it snows around here, people go to church because they think they've done something wrong.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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Suppose in advanced democracies we see a trend toward imprudent, delinquent, and subpar behavior among male adolescents compared to women adolescents. ,Comment: Suppose in advanced democracies we see a trend toward imprudent, delinquent, and subpar behavior among male adolescents com
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hippopotas: ive never seen any thing more beautifuL?
Super. Aryan: yeah
Super. Aryan: blode hair
Super. Aryan: blue face
hippopotas: ya
Super. Aryan: wait
Super. Aryan: its blue eyse damnit
Super. Aryan: white face |
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<altoid> how thick will be the ban stick if i do that in #defocus?
<Javacat> if richih is awake.. -2 seconds
<fow> Did you just specify a thickness with units "seconds"?
<altoid> and negative
<altoid> i like thatComment: ##socialites
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<altoid> how thick will be the ban stick if i do that in #defocus?
<Javacat> if richih is awake.. -2 seconds
<fow> Did you just specify a thickness with units "seconds"?Comment: ##socialites
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< Neglectf1lAdmin> sup all
< Neglectf1lAdmin> do any of u guys know why windows is failing on me. i can't open more than x amount of windows
< linux4all> You mean in X?
< Neglectf1lAdmin> no
< Neglectf1lAdmin> as in
< Neglectf1lAdmin> windows
< Neglectf1lAdmin> microsoft
< Neglectf1lAdmin> fail-os
< Neglectf1lAdmin> it won't let me open 7 or so windows
< Neglectf1lAdmin> only 6
< linux4all> Don't use it!
< Neglectf1lAdmin> i still kind of have to
< Neglectf1lAdmin> anyway
< Neglectf1lAdmin> do u know why it's happening?
< linux4all> no.
< linux4all> I don't use it.
< drzoom> Neglectf1lAdmin: That's why it's called windows 7. ;)
< linux4all> drzoom: good one about windows. ;-)Comment: Asking for help with Windows in a GNU/Linux channel
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< iKitsune> "so is it passing tv acceptably?" "Yes, but..." "No replacement."
< iKitsune> He's just said to his supervisor "hold on", and is getting the bolt cutters
* iKitsune has quit (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))Comment: the drop cable to the apartment is old and needs replacement, but comcast higherups dont want to replace it
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