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<mako> cd kxra
<mako> whoops
<danjared> ls
<wgreenhouse> man, this is the worst shell ever
<marktraceur> I love that it still tab-completed to something for you.
<danjared> why isn't rm -rf .pc working?!
<wgreenhouse> pash: the Performance Art SHell. Actually just an IRC client fiendishly disguised to look like a shell. Command interpreter is made of people.
<wgreenhouse> BUGS: POSIX compatibility is highly questionable |
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<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water |
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< jocafa> also, who the hell robs a convenience store *when on the run*?
< jes> I was thinking the same >_>
< sgrace_wrk> jocafa: You never know when you need a snack.
< jocafa> probably needed a red bull
< sgrace_wrk> Gives you wings.
< sgrace_wrk> So you can fly away.Comment: #sparkfun at irc.freenode.net
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<Don_Liger> oh shit
<Don_Liger> there's a small fire burning in my room
<Don_Liger> say something witty
<scudzey> you're a faggot |
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< V0id> one advantage of a complicated root password is can't type it when drunk |
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<lotus> hi
<tek0> ho
<xAFFE> hu
<qbitor> ha
<xAFFE> hi
<xAFFE> dohComment: freenode/#zsh.de
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<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card?
<Tonitrus> Missile access code
<Tonitrus> For emergencies
<Zetetic> Even our government isn't that stupid
* Zetetic hopes
<akkark> what does it read?
<Zetetic> Four digits
<Zetetic> I'd tell you, but I'm worried Tonitrus is right
<Zetetic> So I don't want to say it on a public channel |
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<OneCruelBagel> Two people snogging is a meat tube with an anus at each end. |
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<TuxRug> You ever have those moments when you lay down in bed when it's really quiet right after running up the stairs, and you can feel your pulse in your neck and leg, and you can HEAR it too?
<@Unidentified20XD6> Yes.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You ever wake up at night, unable to move? Completely stiff, any attempts you make at even the simplest movements denied?
<@Unidentified20XD6> And then you hear something.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Out of the corner of your eye, you see a large dark shape.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Almost ectoplasmic.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you try to shout, to scream. And realize there's a pressure on your chest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Slowly compressing your lungs, making it impossible for you to get the air required to make even a peep.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All the while, that large dark shape is getting closer, giggling.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And it's at that point your heart begins to jackrabbit in your chest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Faster and faster it beats.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Until it's reached a steady hum, all four chambers working in harmony like a four-stroke engine.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you know your heart's about to explode.
<@Unidentified20XD6> There's no way anything biological can function at that speed. You can picture your heart shredding at the valves and atrium.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All the while, the giggling ectoplasm is getting closer.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you know that if it touches you, it'll engulf you and you'll go mad.
<@Unidentified20XD6> It's wrong, somehow. It shouldn't exist.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Yet there it is, mere inches from your feet.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And all the while, getting closer.
<@Unidentified20XD6> It's grinning, the shape.
<@Unidentified20XD6> There's no visible face, of course.
<@Unidentified20XD6> But it's happy all the same.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You can sense its unadulterated glee. But it's corrupt.
<@Unidentified20XD6> The humor it feels is sadistic. It enjoys seeing you pinned, at your weakest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Unable to move, pure terror coursing through your veins.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Your heart feels close to bursting when you can feel your limbs start to vibrate.
<@Unidentified20XD6> The blood being forced through your capillaries is causing them to stretch and distort.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Even the smallest cut at this point would simply gout.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Splattering your ichor on the walls.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All this over the course of seconds.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And then it's over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You're free.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Physically, at least. Mentally, you'll relive that scene.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Just me, then? |
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<allejo> so I visited my high school last week over spring break, doing some coding for them. i go sit in in random classes and bug teachers, i go into spanish and they're learning about fruits
<allejo> the teacher is calling on people to translate fruits and shit
<allejo> he asks the class to translate watermelon and calls on the only black kid in the class who wasn't even raising his hand
<allejo> the class is dead silent and i'm just sitting there trying not to laugh until the kid responds, "pollo frito" which is fried chicken |
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birch> i'm trying to build an application using its make instructions but it ends with some errors and there's too much output to read it all in the terminal screen. how would i save the terminal output to a file? thanks.
JohnD0e> birch: command >> file.txt
<birch> JohnD0e, thanks
<rik__> birch: or command >> file.txt 2>&1 if you also want to get the error output in the file
<JohnD0e> birch: yep in fact you should do program-name 2> error.log
<birch> JohnD0e, are you sure your last command is right?
<JohnD0e> birch: what rik__ say is right to redirect stderr and dtdout to a file
<JohnD0e> birch: my last command only redirect stdrr
<stderr> Stop redirecting me!
<JohnD0e> stderr: sorry sorry
<stderr> :-)Comment: #debian on irc.debian.org
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<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reasonComment: After a long discussion about Wars and American's in #webtech on freenode.
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<Ariel> Math is SO much more interesting if you're not dressed while learning it.

<LoneGamer> *headtilt*

<LoneGamer> Since when do math and not wearing pants go together?

<Ariel> ...and now I hate autocorrect forever.
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*while playing with plex media server*
<LordShade> oh shit its matching all the images as well
<LordShade> I thought I would have to do that myself
<LordShade> >named one of my anime folders 'ANIME ON BAKING BREAD' (seriously)
<LordShade> >plex renames it ARTISAN BREAD MAKING
<LordShade> another folder named 'show about chocolate'
<LordShade> >renames it to Chocolate News
<LordShade> some random nig on the front
<LordShade> literally lost it |
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<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<theazman> Thanks
<deuteros_> that was a tough oneComment: ##java
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(+SyntheticDreamer) there needs to be a Brushwagg Ferret Badger in DGM
(+SyntheticDreamer) c'mon, Simic, make it happen
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Synthetic as long as there is a squirrel somewhere in there I am all aboard
(+SyntheticDreamer) it can make Squirrel tokens
(@Anonycat) they'll make a "Beast of Furdom" and have it be a Fox Ox
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Anon I thought that was Garruk Relentless
(+anotherfuturedrafter) AKA Furry Garruk
(@Anonycat) too bad Rhox isn't a creature type
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Pox of the Fox Ox
(@Anonycat) spend only mana produced by a Mox
(+SyntheticDreamer) Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave right now
(+anotherfuturedrafter) Creatures you control are named Hypnox >.>
(@Anonycat) "I do not like green eggs and ham. Well actually, ham's okay, and so are green cards, but don't even get me started on Eggs." -Dr. SeussComment: #mtgsalvation on GlobalGamers
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<Epi> can't unsee ingrown hairs being pulled out
<seven> I can't unsee my lust for you
<seven> sleep well fine sir!
<seven> I shall be here to nuzzle you come morn!
<Epi> will do, same to your self. (unless you have a vajine, sorry no nuzzleing :3
<seven> I have a peen0r
<seven> but I'm apolitical when it comes to nuzzling
<seven> as long as you're hot, I'll take a slice.
<Epi> And none of that realistic plasticine over your butt to make it look like a vag
<Epi> That would make.. a horrible video watching one poop :|
<seven> I)'ve never heard of it
<seven> WTF
<seven> YOU ARE FUCKED
<seven> I JUST PICTURED A VAGINA POOPING
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TehKrush> also Kim Jong Oon
<lahwran> no
<TehKrush> why not
<lahwran> I'm busy watching stargate
<lahwran> much more important |
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<Tatari> Mad props to america for trying to blow up people who do physical exercise
<Tatari> I wouldn't expect anything lessComment: (regarding the Boston Marathon bombing, April 2013)
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<Tak> Also there was this little fat kid
<Tak> who was in there for his first time
<Tak> and he sits down in the holding cell
<Tak> and asks the guy next to him, "is it really as bad in here as they show on TV?"
<Tak> and everyone in the room just stopped talking and looked at him
<Tak> I have NEVER seen anyone hazed so badly
<Tak> Within 10 minutes, they had him believing he was gonna get raped.
<Tak> He only moved around the room with his back against the wall.
<Tak> There was this old junkie in there named Chuck, who just looks like a total rapist, and they told him that chuck likes little white boys.
<Tak> and Chuck is just eying him up and down, then the guy telling him all this shit is telling the kid he will protect him and shit.
<Tak> so he tells the kid to "come here"
<Tak> and the kid just skootches across the floor on his butt toward the guy
<Tak> and everyone just starts laughing so hardComment: Protip: Tak just got out of jail. irc.rubbermallet.org #wtfpwnt
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[19:27] <raxshi> fuck
[19:28] <raxshi> I selected "female" on random when signing up for spotify.
[19:28] <raxshi> Now I get naked dudes ads.
[19:28] <Cial> XD
[19:28] <raxshi> Fuck...
[19:28] <Cial> nice one dude |
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<Kwazzi> MY FEELINGS ARE CONFUSED, I'M AT THAT STAGE OF LIFE THAT IS OCNFFUSING
<sticky> Kwazzi: menopause?Comment: #chat on rizon
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<osuka_> damn, it feels like my heart just farted
<osuka_> you know when you're hungry, and your stomach makes weird noises?
<osuka_> Just like that, except it's my heart.Comment: #risucraft @ esper.net
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<vaev> one of my bright moments again..
<vaev> it's raining and I began to think of some manner of device that would prevent one getting wet. something that vaporizes the rain on contact
<vaev> the wife was kind enough to point out umbrellas |
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<Psi-Jack> hardened is definitely not "normal".
<Psi-Jack> xbskid: I would even go as far as to say, doing so wouldn't be supported because it's just silly.Comment: talking about hardening a web server and how the quoted feels security is silly
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