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<Hoffman> gentoo is great for the enterprising, engineering user who has powerful hardware, who knows it, and who wants to take full advantage of it, and hates themselves and wants to die |
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<moon-child> I've discovered that il n'y as pas un linux distribution qui n'est pas SHIT. |
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<wpk> Is there a way to report a Solaris bug without a support contract?
<phobos> screaming at the sky... messenger pigeon is an option too
<phobos> the result is the same anyway
<AJ_Z0> Smear your report in faeces on Oracle HQ windows
<AJ_Z0> Bonus points for including all fields and writing in reverse so it can be read from inside... or for smearing on the inside
<kerouac> no.
<phobos> You could track down Larry and attempt to beat his door down with proof of your bug. Bonus points for ramming his gate with your carComment: #solaris on freenode
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Jace: well
Jace: i love making stuff do what it's not supposed to in terms of tech
Jace: but, you could just, ya know
Jace: buy a tablet
anonymous: you *could* but like
anonymous: you can run wii games on the switch with linux
Jace: BITCH
Jace: I CHANGED MY MIND
Jace: D IT
Jace: DO IT |
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<&Grue> *manifests another jar from Gruespace* Won't be necessary to do that....
<@TechTygr> Is that anything like HammerSpace?
<&Grue> Yes, except there is stasis tech involved.
<@TechTygr> Hmm
<@Halftop> Grue: So more like a Bag of Holding with a couple extra preservation things cast on it like Bunny has for her backpack?
<&Grue> Kinda, but a bit specialized.
<@Splunge> It's an entryway into a purely 3-dimensional area. There is no 4th "time" dimension
<@Splunge> hence, nothing can age in there
<@Halftop> ....I like Splunge's idea best.
<@TechTygr> Disturbingly, that makes sense
* @TechTygr eyes Splunge warily
<&Grue> Splunge has about the 80% of it.
<@Splunge> What will really do your head in later is, if nothing can change over time, does that mean it already, and always will, contain every item Grue could ever need or want to store in there?
<@Halftop> ....OW.Comment: #tsc
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<@Splunge> It's an entryway into a purely 3-dimensional area. There is no 4th "time" dimension
<@Splunge> hence, nothing can age in there
<@Halftop> ....I like Splunge's idea best.
<@TechTygr> Disturbingly, that makes sense
* @TechTygr eyes Splunge warily
<&Grue> Splunge has about the 80% of it.
<@Splunge> What will really do your head in later is, if nothing can change over time, does that mean it already, and always will, contain every item Grue could ever need or want to store in there?
<@Halftop> ....OW.Comment: #tsc
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Do you want to come over and watch xscreensaver with me? |
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no has entered teh trollbox
no: greetings
trkyle: and then he tears off his face and then begins to scream horribly
no: and then he WHAT |
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<clockwork> so apparently docker applies random human-friendly names to containers?
<clockwork> it just named one cocky_leakey |
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Liper: Deviantart is like instagram but with cartoons.
no: and more fetishes |
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<gandhibobandhi> javascript can suck a million bags of dicks
<cata-doxas> im sure it somehow fail at finishing that task too
<cata-doxas> a half sucked bag of dicks
<cata-doxas> now who wants that
<gandhibobandhi> would it be a bag of half sucked dicks, or half a bag of fully sucked dics? |
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lordmatthius: sometimes, i wonder if refreshing before a fight makes things drop moar better
lordmatthius: then sometimes, i wonder if refreshing before a fight makes things drop moar worser
syc0cys: next time you are about to get in a fight with your gf yell - shift f5 - then stare blankly while she refreshes
syc0cys: proven strategy, gets results
NewMafiaMan69: Great idea
NewMafiaMan69: Ima try it in the hall at school tmmr
syc0cys: make sure to fill out the customer feedback survey afterwardsComment: classic NGU room #01
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<justanotheruser> I'm 1000 EC2 instances away from shifting the american consensus on public urination |
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<saint_dogbert> I need to get to sleep. What should I do; take NyQuil or turn on Rogue One? |
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<Nihilazo> cheese is so weird, as a concept
<Nihilazo> because think about it
<Nihilazo> cheese is a thing that has come from another animal's udders, that has been left to congeal (often with mold) for months or years, and then we eat it
<Nihilazo> and it's the best thing ever |
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<JittersSnowpaw> lol ok then fuck you I don't need to come back anyway. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. Fuck you fuck you and fuck you. FUCK YOU.Comment: not using arch linux in #archlinux
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dfs |
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<theskillwithin> communication skills are important as well
<ashnur> bullshit |
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quickthrower2
Every time I think "oh just add a few lines off CSS" => 90% chance it'll take all day. |
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<[VoSx]domino> who do i pm about issues with someone sabotaging my channel
<[VoSx]domino> i actually payed for mirc unlike most peeps and i still have to deal with these morons
<Jargoz> what's paying for mIRC got to do with that?
<[VoSx]domino> because i'm a paying customer dipshit.. |
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Never underestimate the stench of a burning stationwagon full of tape backups after it crashes on the highway. |
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<@Rein> and the worst part is
<@Rein> i had to have the breakup sex by myselfComment: #geekissues
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<AsilarTelnet> Telnetting in here is tedious
<AsilarTelnet> I should write some program to do it for me just because I can hehe
<@Jigsy> Like an IRC client? |
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<jellydonut> "Americans will need to cut their beef consumption by about 40% and Europeans by 22% for the world to continue to feed everyone in the next 30 years, according to a new report." https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1157607331103944704
<jellydonut> you hear that
<jellydonut> you guys need to stop eating Europeans
<jellydonut> imagine that these imbeciles actually get paid for words
<jellydonut> like that is the total sum of their output, their entire profession revolves around placing words together, they have no other marketable skills
<jellydonut> and they can't even figure out that part
<jellydonut> journalism is worthless
<amyliz> only need to eat 22% fewer europeans tho
<amyliz> luckily that isn’t much of a cut |
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