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#311476* (?) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JFK911> try this out sometime
<JFK911> the propane regulator fits on an acetylene bottle
<JFK911> this should make everything just work better
#311475* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> This is truth.
<Nicole> lol
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Kawa> :D
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
<GreyMaria> ...
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<GreyMaria> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.
<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude.
#311474* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> fucking timezones, how do they work?
<Kawa> Well
<Kawa> When one timezone loves another timezone very much...
<Kawa> (and I do mean VERY much)
<Marzen64> They have sex and create jetlag.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> Yes, thank you Matt.
<GreyMaria> That... explains...
<GreyMaria> EVERYTHING!
#311473* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project
#311472* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time
#311471* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Richard: So
Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Yesterday
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Cranberrie: rofl
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: hopefully
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :')
#311470* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<@Sour> lol
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> .......
<@Sour> wat
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
<Bob> Okay.
<▬▬ Bob (Bob@obfuscated) has quit (Connection closed)
<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felony
Comment: Bob is a bot
#311469* (?/4) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
<jcjordyn120> .roulette
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to jcjordyn120
<jcjordyn120> See.
#311468* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better.
#311467* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> lol
<Bill48105> yet powerful!
#311466* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<stereo_> if your superpower was small dick you control you could be extra lazy during sex and instead of thrusting just change its size in and out
#311465* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<thaytan> chopin?
<luisbg> frederic
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> Bach
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
<bilboed> cool
<bilboed> (io)
#311464* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase
#311463* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or Microsoft
Comment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
#311462* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#311461* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~Lex» omg I've been using Microsoft Word all day and I JUST TRIED TO SAVE MY WORK ON IRC
#311457* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#311456* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< ReverendDS> I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out how to write the word "individual"
< ReverendDS> Did you know it has a "v" and two "d"s in it?
< TheophilusCarter> ReverendDS, so does your mother
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on Frrenode
#311455* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* @Zoinkity realizes the code for the ram controller was accidentally replaced with a memo about flower species and it's a total fluke it's been working at all
#311454* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
<Oddish> .....
#311451* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sun[BEAM]> ··• Raccoon •·· german?
<sun[BEAM]> or Eng
<+Raccoon> ?
<sun[BEAM]> whats the main language here
<+Raccoon> The main language on the Internet is English.
<+Raccoon> You lost WWII.
<sun[BEAM]> okay
<sun[BEAM]> np
#311450* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<@aciou> geddit
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees
#311449* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get
#311448* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Talgie> no
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Jake2> awww
<Talgie> and beat it
<Jake2> oh...
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
#311447* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
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