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#311583* (?/1) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<KeeperOfDreams> Who is ready for some fun times?
* TungstenCarbide does not raise hand.
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@KittyKatt | I'll describe the weather to you in the form of a haiku.
@KittyKatt | There are birds chirping
@KittyKatt | But my heater is broken
@KittyKatt | I am fucking cold
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<dysk> I began experiencing an unintended consequence ever since I put a lot of my old crappy MIDI music on SoundCloud.
<YelseyKing> ...what?
<dysk> Random people have been liking specific songs and following me, for an incredibly stupid reason.
<YelseyKing> Oh noes. People *like* your music? Dreadful.
<dysk> They have automated bot-type abilities to search for, and like, absolutely any song with specific words in the title, regardless of the song's content.
<YelseyKing> Oh. Hah. Dumb bots.
<dysk> Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
<YelseyKing> Yeah.
<dysk> So I have a few songs with the word "Party" in the title. I get notifications from out of nowhere about these accounts that like my "Party" songs, so I'm curious about these accounts and look them up. They also like tens of
thousands of other songs and audio files with "Party" in the title, from disco to hip-hop to political rallies.
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> Bots are so dumb.
<dysk> I tell you, nothing gets a dance floor moving quite like a Bob Dole speech from 1996.
<YelseyKing> Oh yes.
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<YelseyKing> ...every time I hear a car alarm, I fantasize about dropping a piano on said vehicle.
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<pholtos> Ted Nugent says Democrats should be shot like coyotes
<YelseyKing> Ted Nugent also said the kids protesting gun violence "have no soul". The guy is a lunatic.
<StriderHLC> Ted Nugent got out of Vietnam by shitting his pants for a week.
<StriderHLC> Just getting that out there.
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<pholtos> Have you seen that website, "Ted Cruz for Human President"?
<YelseyKing> That Ted Cruz is "human" is up for debate.
<StriderHLC> Remember the time he liked a porn tweet
<YelseyKing> omg
<StriderHLC> (fun fact: every single picture of ted cruz is hilarious under the headline "Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet")
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<RX14> >should I try and test my code
<RX14> always yes
:::: join/#SpaceX MaxQ
<jclishman> AYYY
<RX14> welcome to the future
<MaxQ> [Twitter] @elonmusk wrote: @BadAstronomer Tru drat
<RX14> elon pls
<jclishman> perfect timing.
Comment: RX14 just fixed his Twitter bot
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<jonspw> what's wrong with irc?
<EricE> not a damn thing
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<KKT> Oh the board game box's rate is $19
<KKT> I guess length makes a big difference
<bildramer> no, girth
<Namelesswonder> angle of the dangle
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<Kite> Although Men are the default state and that's just a FACT
<Kite> I think people are born 51% male 49% female so :^)
<Cedric> I was born 100% male personally
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<Cinos> you can't spell success without succ
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<DEATH> Aaaahahahaha just had the best coding WTF moment ever
<DEATH> Better than cat-on-keyboard ones
<DEATH> Macbook suddenly started forcibly going to sleep in mid-work
<DEATH> Turns out, I was writing a debug routine with a thread sleeping + polling for a condition every 1 second, used Sleep(1000) which I *do* have declared somewhere as doing the same thing as on Windows, but forgot that the module I was doing this shit in was .m and therefore Obj-C without C++, which was calling some fucking implicitly declared C function instead of my thing, and putting the machine
<DEATH> to sleep.
<Case> nice
<zao> :D
<DEATH> So, if you accidentally copy Windows style Sleep(somenumber) to mac, in pure C mode rather than C++, it's going to put the machine to sleep.
<DEATH> And I thought I just broke the mac for a moment.
<DEATH> As amusing as a goatse sighting at 5 AM.
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BadSpoon: I want a job in IT
but I don't want a job in IT
because when you get one, you find out that everyone else is fucking stupid
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<@Rjx> the bigger question is why I am so fixated on personality disorders
<@digdug_> maybe you have pdfpd
<@digdug_> personality disorder fixation personality disorder
<@Dom`> pdfpd.pdf
<@Dom`> the document for pdfpd
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Darkness has joined
< MrSmurfing> Hello Darkness my old friend
< Darkness> I have a boyfriend
Darkness has left
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* lilly_the_kitty tweaks one of Binding_Angel's wings
<TungstenCarbide> that's not a wing.
<lilly_the_kitty> Who are you to say such?
<TungstenCarbide> I'm a professional wing identifier with a doctorate in wing identification.
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<toxik> jomi: vill du köpa bitcoins
<stevuu> bitcoins are so 2016
<toxik> a lot like your hairline
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crond: to hell with emacs.
crond: emacs is like using a blender to chop your salad. you CAN do it, but it's overkill, and you just get sludge at the end.
whizzl: more like dropping your entire kitchen on the salad bowl
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<Benny-G> o/ Someday, love will find you... o/
* Silverfur hides love in Russian's bed
<Russian> I'll wash the sheets
<Silverfur> i think it got into the mattress
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<cheapie>   My left rear tire decided it didn't want to be a tire any more.
<Sunberry>  Oh dear. What does it identify as now?
<cheapie>   Random rubber bits on the road, I think.
<Sunberry>  I hope you've decided to respect its choice and remove it from your car
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figa2003: caterfxo: running it is like idk an orgasm. You'll see a '90 computer run smooth like it was an i7
caterfxo lols
figa2003: caterfxo: as long as you don't try to open internet
figa2003: caterfxo: internet kills dreams
figa2003: Internet kills everything
figa2003: Privacy, friendships, fun, reality, happiness, money... I don't want to live in '2xxx :(
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<mechanicjay> Remember folks, it's okay to be a mother fucker, as long as it's someone else's mother.
<joe_z> your own grandmother is OK then?
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<Mr_X> if anyone here has a android please pm me ok?
<blkshp> Data is offline at the moment
<Menzador> Shoot, I turned off the Human-Cyborg Relations module on my C-3PO to have it serviced by my local Tatooine Electronics dealer...
Comment: ##chat on irc.freenode.net ( Freenode )
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<APTX_> so
<APTX_> I unpacked my switch and I turn it on for the first time. I felt it rumble a bit. After a second I realized that it was an earthquake and not the console...
<DerIdiot|work> ba da bish
<APTX_> the timing was really good
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<soakingbook> i masturbated in such a way that my orgasm was perfectly timed with the new year.
<umbrifex> coming in with the new year
<soakingbook> yes.
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