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Quill: i use ableton live kimo
Optical Disc: Wow
Optical Disc: My DAW is LMMS + ZynAddSubFX
Optical Disc: In case anyone was wondering
Quill: i use wii music maker
Optical Disc: Mario paint
Quill: game and watch
Optical Disc: Butterflies
Quill: i use spoons and broken mother boards of 1998 computers made between june 25th and september 4th
Optical Disc: A piece of driftwood and a melon
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<@Brussell> I have determined that the mass requests to catgirls are not hitting the server
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< kiboneu> did you know that ducks have the largest dick:body length ratio in the world?
< crowell> Woah, impressive
< kiboneu> yeah, these fuckers have big dicks
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Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
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<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery
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<+BMF54123> I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123> naturally, they break
<+BMF54123> all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123> as in, one actually did catch fireComment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
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<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard
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Xhiel: OH MY GOD
Xhiel: so these's an online company that make mini bricks for construction stuff
Xhiel: and there's a reddit thread where a poster said he once masturbated used a miniature brick anally
Xhiel: and it got stuck inside, so he had to literally shit a brick
Xhiel: so someone links the website that makes tiny bricks
Xhiel: and the owner notices all the traffic
Xhiel: and tracks the fucking thread down
Xhiel: AND POSTS A 30% DISCOUNT CODE
Xhiel: AND THE GOD DAMNED CODE WORKS
Xhiel: I can't right now
Xhiel: I have lost my ability to even
Xhiel: AND HIS COMMENT IS GUILDED
Xhiel: THAT'S IT
Xhiel: I"M DONE
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<Allen_Oaks> how's the bitcoin trading going?
<Allen_Oaks> Whos got an antminer
<raccoon> Dunno. Too busy watching porn
<Allen_Oaks> i always feel bad after watching porn
<raccoon> especially the ones with dogs in them
<Allen_Oaks> it's raccoon what the fuck!
<Allen_Oaks> it's you again!
<Allen_Oaks> you SICK FUCK!
<raccoon> lol, hi
<Allen_Oaks> i didn't even look at your name until now
<Allen_Oaks> now i have to leave
<Allen_Oaks> we had this conversation before, when i told you to die of cancer
<raccoon> i'm still here
<Allen_Oaks> GO AWAY!
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<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally.
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Hoffman: USB is a cable, not a plant
Hoffman: its not even greenComment: ##politics on Freenode
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<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed
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Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule?
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<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well. Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<thetawork> all night long
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> PerfectComment: #codelove on slashnet
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Harry: Just spent like 4 hrs packaging an app for windows. This is how I imagine US hostage negotiators feel after working for a week with no sleep deciding which Guantanamo prisoner will do the least damage to give back to al quaeda all because some shitty asshole American tourist wanted to take a funny selfie
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prongs95: at robotics today
prongs95: emily was taking pictures of me to annoy me like she usually does
prongs95: and she says
prongs95: 'one of my friends has a crush on <prongs95's name>'
prongs95: so jack walks in and says 'what's their name?'
prongs95: to which she responds 'Truman'
prongs95: greater jack says 'truman sounds like a dude'
prongs95: emily says 'he is'Comment: i submitted this previously but the formatting was wrong, sorry about that.
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< cokesme> does anyone else think this /!\ looks like the road as you drive down it
< loliponi> wow you are an ascii art pro
< loliponi> with your perspective shortening
< mike_pizza> cokesme: that's fucken brilliant
< crowell> rad
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<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years
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<Techman> I appreciate the help SaberUK and Viper gave me a few months ago
<Techman> Finally got my foot in the door for writing C++, and using the Anope API
<Techman> I don't remember what Cronus taught me, if anything at all
<Cronus> to know when to shut your fucking mouth
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<worf_> Modular bay options: 2nd battery, 2nd hard disk drive, Blu-ray Disc\u2122 Triple Writer, DVD Super Multi, Weight saver
<worf_> wtf is a "weight saver" .. and more importantly, how the hell does that work
<hrm> worf_: it saves weight by basically not having anything in the bay?
<zero> it's a dummy slot, empty i'd assume
<hrm> or possibly filled with helium gas to make it float
<zero> that was my second though as well :D
<worf_> it has an empty slot with nothing but a cover, yes
<worf_> but how the hell do you come up with "weight saver" as a name for "nothing"?!
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<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> asking for a friend
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<Taerom> shopping for houses sucks here
<Taerom> so overpriced
<Taerom> DellGuy, when are you going to buy a house and have a picket fence and a bunch of little dellbrats running around?
<DellGuy> i dont know
<DellGuy> is expensive
<Taerom> it is
<Taerom> it's pretty overrated in a lot of ways too
<Taerom> I don't generally recommend it
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<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
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<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
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<RIDDL3R> Does anyone know which page in the Bible it explains how to turn water into wine?Comment: #4chan on Dalnet
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phobos: Windows gave a BSOD while installing the nvidia-drivers, so I blew it away and installed Linux.
Silver_Fox: Sure. I rebuild the house too when the fridge fails.
phobos: If the house were designed and built by Microsoft, you'd have to.
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