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<jorg> ping
<nigwil> pong
<jorg> ack
<nigwil> nack
<jorg> `XOFF
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<jorg> hey dont take it personally |
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<Azamoth> Why do they call it the atari 400?
<Azamoth> Because when you see it, you turn 400 degrees and walk past it, at an angle. |
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<GutFunk> those kids send those weatherballoons up with the cameras and crap to send picture data back to earth in high resolutions and whatnot
<Aso> thats what you think anyway
<Aso> but it turns out the camera is hiding in a box in the garage |
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sp0rk: peen0r
shitz0nfl00r: cawk
lord_hennessy: Johnson
theunnamed: THE UNDERTAKER
theunnamed: at least, that's what i call mine
theunnamed: i go 6 feet deep baby ;DComment: this was a bit random
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<Veovis> Hey, you wanna kill all humans?
<Veovis> ~Bender
<mpi_> upload the maps you bender
<Veovis> I am
<Veovis> my server is actually, but still
<Veovis> let me open PuTTY again to check on it
<mpi_> ok
<Veovis> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Veovis> must remember that ^C is bad to use in bash
<Veovis> bad
<Veovis> badbadbad
<mpi_> ?
<Veovis> restarting lol, ETA: 199:46Comment: #kilo-tango @ efnet
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NOTE: Preparing runqueue
NOTE: Executing runqueue
NOTE: Running task 8 of 17 (ID: 8, /home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb, do_install)
NOTE: package mpich-1.0-r0: task do_install: started
ERROR: function do_install failed
ERROR: see log in /home/lim/oe/tmp/work/armv7a-angstrom-linux-gnueabi/mpich-1.0-r0/temp/log.do_ins tall.6966
NOTE: Task failed: /home/lim/oe/tmp/work/armv7a-angstrom-linux-gnueabi/mpich-1.0-r0/temp/log.do_ins tall.6966
NOTE: package mpich-1.0-r0: task do_install: failed
ERROR: TaskFailed event exception, aborting
ERROR: Build of /home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb do_install failed
ERROR: Task 8 (/home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb, do_install) failed
NOTE: Tasks Summary: Attempted 7 tasks of which 7 didn't need to be rerun and 1 failed.
ERROR: '/home/lim/oe/openembedded/recipes/MPICH/mpich.bb' failed
NOTE: build 200910171617: completed |
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DESCRIPTION = "MPICH"
SECTION = "apps"
LICENSE = "BSD"
SRC_URI = "file:///home/lim/Desktop/mpich2-1.2.tar.gz"
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<Edea> Time's up! The answer was: Twilight Zone Golden Earring
<Edea> Record streak: SexyCreamJesus of 11. Record time: Edea of 1.734. Record wpm: SexyCreamJesus of 55.026733
<Fax> You know
<Fax> I have to wonder
<Fax> if a pearl necklace is...well, a pearl necklace
<Fax> and a golden shower is...well, a golden shower
<AstralFire> Fax
<AstralFire> No
<AstralFire> No
<AstralFire> Stop
<Astra lFire> Do not pass go
<Fax> then what's a golden earring?
<AstralFire> ASFLKS
<AstralFire> I ASKED YOU TO STOP
<Edea> So you piss in circles around the person's ear?
<jeek> Brings a whole new meaning to "in one ear and out the other"
<Vortling> that went downhill quickly
<jeek> Edea: or in the ear itself
<AstralFire> I hate you allComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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<Cryomancer> having an SA account lets me read important things like this
<Cryomancer> I once saw this video where there's a fat chick in a kiddie pool and a guy dressed as santa comes up and goes "are you ready? are you ready? I wanna know if you're ready because I'm gonna start SPRAYING YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and just then he starts peeing on her. With every spurt of pee he lets out another AUGHHHH in a throaty kermit voice. I forget how it ends, but I would like to see this video again. |
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<@gambit32> oh man
<@gambit32> i just pooped out enough corn to sugar coat a battleship.
<@gambit32> god bless america. |
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<Caedes> this is scary break.com/pictures/guess-shes-got-the-day-off1456761.html
<Jarik> i'm not sure what to think of that one
<Jarik> she'd be hot, if she was not bellowing like an ogre in labour.
<Jarik> and/or doing pelvic thrusts
<Caedes> rofl
<Jarik> i cracked myself up with that one
<Caedes> pelvic thrusts are good
<Jarik> not while bellowing like an ogre
<Caedes> true
<Jarik> i can see it now 'RAAAAAAAAAAGH! *unf unf unf* RAAAAAAAAGH! *men flee*
<Caedes> rofl
<Jarik> this is hilarious.... RAAAGH! UNF!
<Caedes> you know at least one guy will hang around go... "So you single?" |
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* Poltergeist (imthemeenc@c-98-196-210-202.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has joined #BChat
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<Poltergeist> F***ING SOCKETS
<Lily`> No, Polt, fornicating with an electrical outlet is NOT a good idea.
<Lily`> Same with light sockets.
<Poltergeist> ...
<Poltergeist> Well that's just great
<Lily`> Dear me.
<Lily`> Don't tell me you tried it already.
<Poltergeist> What?
<Poltergeist> No
<Poltergeist> I was referring to something else
<Lily`> Oh, someone else fornicated with a light socket?
<Lily`> That's a shame. |
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<piko1> Petko = Friday WTF
<piko1> MM ye
<piko1> i think
<piko1> error : think
<piko1> my name on English is Friday :)
<Migs> I love how all your sentences make perfect sense, piko1 |
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09:59 * nullogic notes nullogic partner will be erked by arrival of said boxes of magic-technology
10:15 <@osirix> PUT THEM IN THE BASEMENT, QUICK!
10:20 < xexyz> thats what i said the other day when my shipping container from Japan arrivedComment: #sdf on irc.freeshell.org
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My friend came over today.
He admitted to having never seen a zombie movie before.
I knew, right then and there, that I could not let him leave without him seeing a zombie movie.
So we watched 6.
After that he said to me, quite enthusiastically; "BRING ON THE NEXT ONE!".
I replied solemnly with "Dude, I don't have a next one."
We thought for about five seconds before we looked at each other and simultaneously cheered "TO THE VIDEO STORE!"
And what an epic moment it was. |
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<QwertyPie> I like this channel, It has people in itComment: paradox.esper.net #FFH
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<Kokojo> Que ?
<QwertyPie> Hola, hablas espanol?
<Kokojo> Si, y tu?
<QwertyPie> Hablo un poco espanol.
<Kokojo> Tiene miedos de el Banhammer ?
[<QwertyPie> El banhammer?
<QwertyPie> No me gusta el banhammer...Comment: paradox.esper.net #FFH
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MJ94: Xchat.com
MJ94: Fail window.
LuminolBlue: "Ubuntu hot". Hmmm.
LuminolBlue: Hahah.
LuminolBlue: Nice one, Mj.
MJ94: Oh god.
sonicrules1234: MJ94: Synaptic package manager/ sudo apt-get install xchat.
LuminolBlue: Yes, my boy?
It's not xchat.com guys!
* MJ94 sheilds eyes.
LuminolBlue: Ahahahah.
sonicrules1234: ;title xchat dot com (URL modified by author.)
sonicrules1234: ;title xchat dot com (URL modified by author.)
LuminolBlue: Let me guess, "xchat.com" is a porn site?
&Bash: XCHAT - 100% Real Time Live Cams From Around The World!
LuminolBlue: ROFL
sonicrules1234: ROFL. |
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<Jat> hey if you jizz in a blacklight is it like a bright glowing streak flying through the air?
<Jat> like a shooting star |
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<+aeonite> "I was praying so hard for God to please give us a happy ending; and He did!! "
<Octalthorpe> God: A lot like Asian massage therapists.Comment: #fark
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lolyea: how do you make chanserv stay in your channel?
LuminolBlue: You say, "Stay... Stay... Good Doggy."
LuminolBlue: And it usually listens. :DComment: #Freenode - Freenode IRC Network
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<+Fatal> i want kfc
<+Fatal> D:
<+AeSix> no.
<+AeSix> BAD!
<+Fatal> kfc is expensive though
<+Fatal> it's good but it's so expensive
<+Fatal> and has small ass portions
<+Fatal> how the fuck do they shrink the chicken
<+Fatal> it's so small
<+AeSix> ever bite into a piece of fried chicken, and sink your teeth into a pussy chicken tumor?
<+Fatal> ):
<+Fatal> ...
<+Fatal> i dont know how to respond |
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<Fax> LOL
<Fax> I just got a text from my wife
<Fax> "I just caught [my male coworker] singing and dancing to Taylor Swift"
<Fax> My response: "did you tell him, "Hey [name], I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Michael Jackson was the best dancer of ALL TIME?"!"Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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<Fafnir> if I want to kill a dragon with chopsticks
<Fafnir> I'll fucking KILL A DRAGON WITH CHOPSTICKS
<Fafnir> and it'll be awesome.
<Fax> AND THEN I'LL EAT HIM
<Fax> WITH THE CHOPSTICKS
<Fafnir> YES
<Fax> NOM DRAGON SUSHI
<Fafnir> that's the point
<Fafnir> you can't with swords
<Fafnir> it's dangerous to use a sword to eat
<Fax> it's dangerous to eat alone!
<Fax> take this!
* Fax gives Master Chopsticks
<Fafnir> now I want to make a Chopstick Master PrCComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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Chris: I have three dogs.
Chris: One gets maimed by a rodents rectum.
Chris: And the other 2, get punished by means of defenstration.
TS: Errr.
Chris: How many dogs do I have?
TS: You still have three dogs, but they're injured and/or dead
TS: You sick, fucked-up cunt
Chris: Well, they're not mine.
Chris: I borrowed 'em.
TS: You didn't say that, and that doesn't make me feel any better.
TS: So you don't have any dogs.
Chris: I'd give them to you if I could.
TS: I know.
Chris: I technically had them.
TS: The answer is either three or zero, and I hope you contract a debilitating disease. |
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