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#311623* (?/11) ⚐Flag
< brennyn> i once had to train a guy at work who i could not convince that 1 percent and 1 gallon are not "basically the same thing"
< brennyn> his explanaton was that milk comes in 2%
< brennyn> he wasn't trolling, he was actually stupid
< brennyn> he got fired less than a week later for pouring paint thinner into his eyes
<@snek-sensei> w-what
< brennyn> he was cleaning something that required lying down and crawling under the machine
< brennyn> he got to the part he needed to clean, held a cup of paint thinner above it, and poured directly into his face
< brennyn> because he forgot about gravity
<@snek-sensei> oh okay that makes sense
#311628* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<dysk> ...some common typoes change the entire meaning of a sentence.
<dysk> "Venom was really good. Would defiantly see it a second time"
<dysk> Right, because the producers of the movie only want you to see it once. Stick it to the man!
#311627* (?/5) ⚐Flag
< Kitlero> Also, I came to say there clearly cannot be lizard humanoid in politics
< Kitlero> The evidence is how against 'global warming' they tend to be
< Kitlero> I think lizard people would want a warmer earth
#311624* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> Movie Crossovers We Don't Need #9273894673: "Nightmare on 34th Street".
#311622* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<pikapika> Girlcocks are fucking amazing
<cheapie> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
<cheapie> *ahem*
#311629* (?/4) ⚐Flag
< jayis> yesterday my architect said our base64 encoded username "token" is encrypted and i said it isn't and then he said it is and i said it isnt and then he walked away
#311630* (?/2) ⚐Flag
<@Rothen> .c 1 square lightyear in square centimeters
<%topkek_2000> Oops: Ran out of units of quantity lightyear (imaginary)
<+woodcat> wolfram alpha that
<@snek-sensei> wolfram alpha my ass
<@snek-sensei> >wa my ass
<%topkek_2000> [Wolfram] Myr (megayear) = 1 Myr | 1000 kyr (kiloyears)  | 1 million years  | 999.3 millennia  | 3.154×10^13 seconds
<+woodcat> that's phat
<@snek-sensei> dang i'm a lot of years
<@Rothen> snek-sensei's ass stretches for eons.
<+woodcat> it's almost bigger than your mum's
#311625* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> "Wanda Sykes' Jokes About Trump Lead to Heckling, Walkouts"
<YelseyKing> But, you know, *we're* the special snowflakes that deserve ridicule for not enjoying bigoted "humor".
<dysk> People went to a Wanda Sykes show *not* expecting to hear anti-Republican jokes? What, were they living under a rock or something?
<YelseyKing> I think conservatives go to liberal comedy acts for the sole purpose of making themselves into martyrs by getting offended.
<dysk> That's like going to a Jim Gaffigan show and not expecting to hear jokes about food.
<dysk> Hooooot Pockeeeeets~
#311626* (?/7) ⚐Flag
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