QDB: Best Submitted This Month
About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search

AllBestWeekMonthRandom
#311639* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<moaz> wastrel> do you happen to be a doctor by any chance
<moaz> i have a really bad cold
<Afrix> apple a day will keep the wastrel away
<moaz> well there's a reason i use android
<wastrel> i'm the phd kind of doctor not the md kind
<wastrel> i have a doctorate in not being particularly good at nything
#311640* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<whitequark> i used to work with a guy
<whitequark> who was working on ruby on rails website
<whitequark> in dominican republic
<whitequark> and he was doing it exclusively on a mixture of cocaine and amphetamine
<whitequark> and i had to refactor his code
<whitequark> i literally asked my coworkers to give me an ice pick and an one way ticket to dominican republic as a new year gift
<whitequark> unfortunately they refused
#311641* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<BronzeEagle> 10/10 muricas
<daniel> that guy needs lessons in redneck
<daniel> he totally failed at securing those roman candles
<roman> no one is touching my candles
#311638* (?/11) ⚐Flag
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*_______________________.dSk._________*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*__________________..--:|_____`'._____*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*___________.-'``_`:.__`:_________O.__*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*____.-'``__'`_______`__:._________:__*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*-'`_`:,________.:`______`:.______.`__*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*___,:'_`___::_::____.:`__`::._.'`____*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*___:________`:'___..:--'``___________*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*:._________.-'``_____________________*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*__`_,,-'``______*LOL_DONGS*__________*] by scrim
-!- mode/#IRC30 [+o-b stevoo *!*@*-'`__________________________________*] by scrim
#311642* (?/5) ⚐Flag
Fatmeatball: is nobody going to question the fact that i almost lost a frickin eyeball because of spongebob squarepants
#311643* (?) ⚐Flag
[RjxLAPTOP] i audio taped my shroom experience
[RjxLAPTOP] but when we played the tape back later
[RjxLAPTOP] it was just me saying "
[RjxLAPTOP] er
[RjxLAPTOP] "dude, we should eat THERE"
[RjxLAPTOP] everywhere we went
[RjxLAPTOP] like, every few minutes
<thc\ip> haha
Comment: #orkut EFNET
About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search
14,786 quotes approved; 8,804 fermenting; karma: 189.3532