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#311534* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<GargajCNS> so i was looking at my VR headset and realized
<GargajCNS> my parents always told me not to sit close to the TV, and now in 2017 i'm literally jamming TVs into my eyes
#311533* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software
#311531* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<pflanze> in any case, I can see why you changed your userid from ``bigassniggaonascooterdrinkingcaprisun`` before launching the business
#311522* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Viper168mob> I thought the name of this creepy guy just drove over was kind of unusual
<Viper168mob> I thought it might have something to do with kegs of alcohol in the creek
<Viper168mob> But didn't guess bootleggers
<esialb> dat voice recognition is even worse than dat handwriting recognition
<Viper168mob> Yeah I said the name of this Creek I just drove over
<Viper168mob> I didn't catch that one before I sent it
<esialb> "this creek i just" --> "this creepy guy just"
<ydem> love the creepy guy interpretation
<Viper168mob> Yeah it really Goetz abstract sometimes
<Viper168mob> And there you go
#311524* (?/12) ⚐Flag
<@Liliana> I only know German and English, I learned French in school but forgot everything by now :<
* @nwh_work can speak English, Blemish, and Tarnish, and he's slowly learning Peevish as well
<@nwh_work> Tried taking an introductory Dervish course, but I failed. Too much whirling.
#311521* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<Rjx> why are 12 year olds on reddit
<Rjx> they should get on irc and hang out with convicted sex offenders like a normal kid
#311530* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<Archduke> i fucked a girl in a graveyard on saturday
<plaque> was the body warm at least?
Comment: x
#311529* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<ntnix> " it's suspected that Terri Schiavo's initial cardiac arrest was caused by electrolyte imbalance due to an extreme liquid diet."
<ntnix> Electrolytes are what vegetables crave
#311532* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<Shi-dublin> and face it, if cartoons were real yo ass would be 100% rizelmine
<Shi-dublin> big monster flappin titties
<Lastair> if cartoons were real i'd be like a ren and stimpy grossout closeup except it would never zoom back out
#311520* (?/12) ⚐Flag
witheld has joined #/home
<rcl> make out with Waffles?
<rcl> dude that's...
<rcl> you shouldn't touch animals... you know?
<witheld> what the fuck
#311535* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<wastrel> did you ever see that movie "toy story"
<wastrel> did you know they named all the characters after debian releases
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres woody?
<wastrel> iono
<phunyguy> lol
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres buzz?
<phunyguy> there was a Woody... a Sarge... I can't remember all of them off the top of my head.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> oh.
<Ben64> buzz, rex, bo, hamm, slink, potato, woody, sarge, etch, lenny, squeeze, wheezy, jessie, stretch, buster, bullseye
<Ben64> *mind blown*
<Ben64> "Debian's unstable trunk is named after Sid, a character who regularly destroyed the toys."
<Ben64> :O
<phunyguy> sid was a bad kid.  like wastrel
<phunyguy> btw, you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
* phunyguy backs away slowly because it was a terrible joke.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> my dumb and bad what?
<wastrel> face
<wastrel> hahaha
<phunyguy> lawl.
<phunyguy> you got me good, I guess.
<wastrel> that's what you get for making fun of debian
Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
#311523* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<+xvw> dang this nigga dense
-!- mode/#hockey [+b *!*@faggotry.org] by stfu
-!- xvw was kicked from #hockey by stfu [Choose your words wisely.]
<+Dane> oh shit
<+Dane> wtf is that
<+Dane> nigga
-!- mode/#hockey [+b *!*@199-7-157-79.eng.wind.ca] by stfu
-!- Dane was kicked from #hockey by stfu [Choose your words wisely.]
#311528* (?/7) ⚐Flag
Greg88: Yo
Greg88: Where do I meet horny single moms tyler
Jameson USDA: Tinder
Greg88: Fug
Greg88: That shit degenerate
#311536* (?/1) ⚐Flag
<poo_al> A friend of mine once went to a public toilet for a dump and found to his horror that the last person in there had wiped their arse with the toilet paper while still leaving it attached to the roll and then wound it back up out of sight. So as well as getting it on his hand, my friend accidentally wiped his arse with someone else's shit GROSS!
#311525* (?/7) ⚐Flag
When choosing the colours for you office, there are a few basic points to consider. ccbdbekgkfdbcdedComment: When choosing the colours for you office, there are a few basic points to consider. ccbdbekgkfdbcded
#311526* (?/7) ⚐Flag
I really appreciate this post. I've been looking all over for this! Thank goodness I found it on Bing. You've made my day! Thanks again! agfdkgbgecegcdgdComment: I really appreciate this post. I've been looking all over for this! Thank goodness I found it on Bing. You've made my day! Thanks again! agfdkgbgecegcdgd
#311527* (?/7) ⚐Flag
killme: im oldschool /b/Comment: Bipolar fatty reveals his origins #suptv
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