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#311581* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<dysk> I began experiencing an unintended consequence ever since I put a lot of my old crappy MIDI music on SoundCloud.
<YelseyKing> ...what?
<dysk> Random people have been liking specific songs and following me, for an incredibly stupid reason.
<YelseyKing> Oh noes. People *like* your music? Dreadful.
<dysk> They have automated bot-type abilities to search for, and like, absolutely any song with specific words in the title, regardless of the song's content.
<YelseyKing> Oh. Hah. Dumb bots.
<dysk> Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
<YelseyKing> Yeah.
<dysk> So I have a few songs with the word "Party" in the title. I get notifications from out of nowhere about these accounts that like my "Party" songs, so I'm curious about these accounts and look them up. They also like tens of
thousands of other songs and audio files with "Party" in the title, from disco to hip-hop to political rallies.
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> Bots are so dumb.
<dysk> I tell you, nothing gets a dance floor moving quite like a Bob Dole speech from 1996.
<YelseyKing> Oh yes.
#311583* (?/2) ⚐Flag
<KeeperOfDreams> Who is ready for some fun times?
* TungstenCarbide does not raise hand.
#311582* (?/4) ⚐Flag
@KittyKatt | I'll describe the weather to you in the form of a haiku.
@KittyKatt | There are birds chirping
@KittyKatt | But my heater is broken
@KittyKatt | I am fucking cold
#311580* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> ...every time I hear a car alarm, I fantasize about dropping a piano on said vehicle.
#311579* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<pholtos> Ted Nugent says Democrats should be shot like coyotes
<YelseyKing> Ted Nugent also said the kids protesting gun violence "have no soul". The guy is a lunatic.
<StriderHLC> Ted Nugent got out of Vietnam by shitting his pants for a week.
<StriderHLC> Just getting that out there.
#311576* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<RX14> >should I try and test my code
<RX14> always yes
:::: join/#SpaceX MaxQ
<jclishman> AYYY
<RX14> welcome to the future
<MaxQ> [Twitter] @elonmusk wrote: @BadAstronomer Tru drat
<RX14> elon pls
<jclishman> perfect timing.
Comment: RX14 just fixed his Twitter bot
#311584* (?) ⚐Flag
<yuken> I'm using javascript right now, it's absolutely garbage.
<furrywolf> yes, it is.  why, exactly, are you using it?  your doctor may be able to prescribe you medication that can help with that...
#311578* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<pholtos> Have you seen that website, "Ted Cruz for Human President"?
<YelseyKing> That Ted Cruz is "human" is up for debate.
<StriderHLC> Remember the time he liked a porn tweet
<YelseyKing> omg
<StriderHLC> (fun fact: every single picture of ted cruz is hilarious under the headline "Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet")
#311577* (?/7) ⚐Flag
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