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#311429* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> ><
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
<DrunkenHighFiveG> LOLOLOL
#311415* (?/5) ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: so I played Sonic Generations in VR
Optical Disc: it was pretty cool for a few seconds before I vomited
Optical Disc: it was like
Optical Disc: really fast
#311420* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<Kawa> The SW prequels are coarse, rough, and irritating, and their memes get everywhere.
<Covarr_Work> yeah, in a battle between the prequels and the original trilogy, I'd say the OT definitely has the high ground
#311406* (?/2) ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My parents just went to a Korean restaurant and asked the guy to not give them any rice because they're on a no carb diet
Optical Disc: I can't go out with these people
Zinon: Bruh...
Optical Disc: They took my rice too
Zinon: Why?!
Optical Disc: because I'm with them I guess
Zinon: That makes no damn sense
Optical Disc: I'm having eel over fucking lettuce because my parents are weird
Zinon: That's nasty..
Jeremy: Ew
#311421* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<CaptainJistuce> I am still waging a linguistic battle against that use of the term fixed. Surely an animal works as intended before the procedure, which renders a major subsystem inoperational. They are broken afterwards.
#311411* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> yay! cakeday on reddit
<BytesAndCoffee> good thing i bought a slice of cheesecake
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: good call on the cheesecake
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: apple caramel cheesecake from a nice bakery
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: can you send me some via DCC? lol
<Sousapro> load it into the the cheesecake delivery drive (CD)
<tsarbomba> you mean the cupholder?
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: check your status window for a CTCP (Cheesecake Transport Container Protocol) message
<Sousapro> Cheesecake received BytesAndCoffee
<Sousapro> lol
<BytesAndCoffee> Direct CheeseCake doesn't work over ZNC yet
<tsarbomba> ffff everybody knows pptp (pie & pastry transport protocol) is the optimal way to transfer that stuff
<BytesAndCoffee> tsarbomba: yeah, but then you need FTP (Frosting Transfer Protocol) to send the headers
<tsarbomba> i thought you only used FTP to send the frosting after ICMP (incomplete cupcake messaging protocol) began the process
<BytesAndCoffee> CTCP uses a containerized transit method
<BytesAndCoffee> and containerization is all the rage these days
<tsarbomba> this is true
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
#311419* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<@swight> I haven't looked at bash in so long
<@Rjx> I've heard of that site
<+tr3> Rjx, it's heard of you too
<@Rjx> wat
<+tr3> qdb.us
<@Rjx> what about it
<+tr3> has your nick all over it
<@Rjx> wtf
Comment: #geekissues
#311423* (?/1) ⚐Flag
< nedbat> MasterRex: write your own function.
< MasterRex> nedbat: ! but but batteries  included
< nedbat> MasterRex: you had to write all the rest of the program...
< Wooble> the batteries are like the ones you get in toys. You're supposed to replace them when you take python home.
#311410* (?/9) ⚐Flag
«~Fazer» we have nutella-topped pizzas here...
«~T2norway» wtf
«~T2norway» sweden are you on drugs
«~Fazer» dude
«~Fazer» when it comes to pizza
«~Fazer» WE LITERALLY ARE
«~T2norway» wow
«~T2norway» w o w .
#311418* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<_ohm> Akahige, obviously you haven't heard of OOP and you need to check your priviledge
<Akahige> _ohm: Did you just assume my paradigm!?
#311426* (?/12) ⚐Flag
LaNg63 oh no Talgie you wouldn't want to try and pet the dragon, she will bite your arm of and flambe you!
Talgie The dragon is a she?
LaNg63 uh huh
Talgie How do you know?
LaNg63 personal experience
Talgie Sexual personal experience?
LaNg63 drinks the 5th and pleads the sixth on that one!
17:46 *** LaNg63 quit (Quit: )
Talgie  wow a dragon, I'll never top that
#311422* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<F2> "I can suck the JSON now" sounds like my AWS life experience
<-- F2 has quit (Quit: NO CARRIER)
#311412* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<+var> scumbag trump
<+Dom`> what he do now
<+var> just exists
<+var> i dunno
<+var> i wokeup 2 mins ago
#311413* (?/7) ⚐Flag
[vahidarmy] how can i how cannnhow does this woks
[carbine]   vahidarmy: Not like that
Comment: com on SDF
#311414* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<+Recall> Did u hear about those guys that went camping?
<+Recall> I heard it was intense
<+irked> naw
<+irked> what happened?
<+evilmonkey> fuck, someone ban this cunt
<+anonymous> what guys
<+evilmonkey> :]
<~|-> |- is now a Voter [Random]
<+evilmonkey> oh geez
<+evilmonkey> they didn't get the joke
Comment: Atrum #Chillroom
#311417* (?/5) ⚐Flag
Zoe:My social faux pas are what kills my will to live, Talgie.
Imagine, in moments of mild embarrassment, O fortuna starts blasting at full volume inside your mind, and you hallucinate replicas of yourself slow-mo leaping out of windows, putting barrels of various firearms in their mouths, running in front of innerstate traffic, screaming, always screaming...
Talgie:I am scared, amused, in awe, VERY CONFUSED, slightly turned on. wtf just happened
#311407* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<Lex> I've found the perfect subreddit for you
<Ludie> ?
<Lex> /r/sadcringe
<Ludie> ALready subbed
#311408* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<snacky> anyway, the end of civilization will result when researchers lose control of AI spambots. the point of no return is when the spambots understand our own psychology better than we do
<snacky> they quickly hijack all of our communications infrastructure in service to what is, to them, the one true highest goal in the entire universe: getting us to click on their fucking ads
<snacky> yeah. this is also pretty much why we've never made contact with alien life. they were all destroyed by their own creations
<snacky> coming soon, scientists announce discovery that remote galaxies are patterened in a way that carries a coded message reading, "DOCTORS HATE HIM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK"
#311409* (?/2) ⚐Flag
AllisonSays: I model myself after owls
AllisonSays: they are amazing carnivores
AllisonSays: and so too shall I be
AllisonSays: flap
wesley: so you throw up bones into pellets
AllisonSays: I wish
wesley: The dream™
#311424* (?/6) ⚐Flag
*** justa joined #Moonie`s_den
*** justa left #Moonie`s_den
Talgie: justa you came back
Talgie: Welcome back
Talgie: Oh and left
Talgie: I have to read everything first
SugarMoon: lol yep
SugarMoon: does that a lot Talgie
#311427* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<Lex> complex is my middle name
<Lex> except it's not
<Lex> it's almost my first name
<Lex> and I suck at complex shit
#311416* (?/11) ⚐Flag
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#311428* (?/10) ⚐Flag
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#311430* (?/1) ⚐Flag
Make money before you make babies
#311405* (?/7) ⚐Flag
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