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#309297* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<SightUnseen> I thought of using a magnetron to generate an 802.11 carrier wave, but gave up after I realized how much voltage I'd need for the modulator.
<SightUnseen> Something like 4kV at 16A, in a vacuum.
<SightUnseen> I'd need a decommissioned krytron; and that's put me on a list with terrorists.
<Yoda> they got normal wifi to do a LOS link of about 200miles or so...
<SightUnseen> Yoda: At 1.2kW I could send wifi (literally) to the nearest star.
<SightUnseen> And have every spectrum watcher from here to alpha centauri wanting me in jail.
<~HumanNoMore> but you might get some awesome alien pr0n
<~HumanNoMore> (in a few hundred years :P)
<SightUnseen> Yeah, but it would be vintage and I'm not into that. :P
<MGCJerry> wtf did i wander into... :p |
#309295* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<jlamothe> It's super useful when you're chatting in one window, but want to keep an eye on another.
<jlamothe> ...sorry wrong channel... and an excellent way of not illustrating my point. |
#309303* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Mordja> I'd kill for your job
<Mordja> You
<Mordja> Specifically
<Hi> you'd have to absorb my powers
<Hi> highlander style
<Mordja> I can work it
<Mordja> Though I should probably watch Highlander first
<BitchtitsMcGee> you'll have to buy a good, sharp sword
<BitchtitsMcGee> so there's some investment required
<Mordja> To Kickstarter
<Pingcode> 'Help me kill Hi, need money for plane ticket and katana'
<Hi> hmmm, what do I get for $100
<@drunkill> a shirt
<Hi> that's not bad
<@drunkill> it's just a plain shirt from target
<thatbastardken> could probably get a decent machete for less than $100
<Mordja> I'll just pick something up from IKEA
<Unoriginal_Nick> machetes are like $5
<Mordja> There you go. I'll still need to kickstart the flight tho\
<Hi> are you all still talking about murdering me
<%Geomancing> Yes but they're downgrading the quality of materials you'll be recieving
<%Geomancing> Soon it'll be a trip by chicken truck and beheading you with a slightly sharp fence post.
<thatbastardken> a short walk and a politely worded letter
<Mordja> Gotta budget these things
<Pingcode> Quickening on a budget
<thatbastardken> small risk of a paper cut
<thatbastardken> there can be quite a few, if they want to.
<thatbastardken> no pressure though
<Hi> look if this thing is going to happen anyway I can bankroll some of the project, I want this to be a classy job |
#309301* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Bruno: "Hm, I should put on a podcast while I clean the kitchen" -> "Hm, Pragha doesn't seem to have an RSS podcast feature" -> "yum install banshee" -> "sudo yum install banshee" -> It's now like 30 minutes later and the kitchen is no cleaner |
#309307* (?/73) ⚐Flag
< BaKamann> my cabbage is 4 gigaleaf but it still can't run linux
< BaKamann> i don't want to pay the extra fee to upgrade to lettuce
< BaKamann> this is how i see all your techy talks |
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sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
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#309308* (?/37) ⚐Flag
< vanu> what if like
< vanu> the higgs boson is the heart of a particle
< vanu> and it gives them mass because that is what keeps them ATTRACTED TO OTHERS
< vanu> oh shit
< vanu> i've solved it
<@sta|ker> no
<@sta|ker> you're juset high
< vanu> I'VE SOLVED IT ALL |
#309302* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Deathreap> Jews are missing out on life.
<Deathreap> Even McDonalds taunts them by having breakfast sandwiches on bagels and every single one of them has a pork product on it.
<Deathreap> They might as well shove an oktoberfest sausage through the hole in one and call it a holocaust sandwich. |
#309298* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<opt1mus> This machine coffee tastes like fag butts
<opt1mus> as in cigarettes.. :| |
#309306* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Paimun> there was this one time i was hanging out with my friend and this girl and they were going at it in the corner and i was sitting on my laptop watching hockey though
<Paimun> i coulda joined in
<Paimun> but hockey was onComment: #gay @ irc.esper.net
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#309294* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<LtBrenton> on a completely random note
<Pryoidain> Bitches Love Canons.
<LtBrenton> ...yes
<LtBrenton> yes they doComment: Best. Autoresponder. Ever.
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#309296* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<SightUnseen> I thought of using a magnetron to generate an 802.11 carrier wave, but gave up after I realized how much voltage I'd need for the modulator.
<SightUnseen> Something like 4kV at 16A, in a vacuum.
<SightUnseen> I'd need a decomissioned krytron; and that's put me on a list with terrorists.
<Yoda> they got normal wifi to do a LOS link of about 200miles or so...
<SightUnseen> Yoda: At 1.2kW I could send wifi (literally) to the nearest star.
<SightUnseen> And have every spectrum watcher from here to alpha centauri wanting me in jail.
<~HumanNoMore> but you might get some awesome alien pr0n
<~HumanNoMore> (in a few hundred years :P)
<SightUnseen> Yeah, but it would be vintage and I'm not into that. :P
<MGCJerry> wtf did i wander into... :p |
#309309* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<Number6> Ducks have corkscrew shaped penises
* rsynnott hopes the people who made the Flintstones were unaware of this |
#309305* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<melstav> accelerate a beam of cows at the target.
<goekesmi> No, pigs. We were attempting to make pigs fly.
<thebug> a pig beam with a smoker target
* melstav envisions a smoker attempting to withstand a beam of near-relativistic pigs
<thebug> get a tour of FRIB if/when they finish it. that will be pretty crazy impressive size-wise
<thebug> it's an N-story tunnel, folded linac
<Bunsen> But yeah, it's good enough to approximate the bovons' environment as frictionless.
<Bunsen> Pigs, though... Pronouncing "bacon" in the particle style doesn't come across in text.
<myself> bacion? baconion? bacicle? bacork?
<melstav> porcon
<Anoria> somewhere I still have a stuffed cow named boson. bovon would have been even more appropriate.
<myself> strange pork, charm pork.
<melstav> upside-down pork
<Anoria> outside of town pork
<melstav> pork pork pork
<myself> inside a box pork
<myself> mama, mama, I went to market..
<Anoria> this little piggy went to fermi, this little piggy went to cern
<pjustice> This little piggy went oual oual oual, all the way home. I think you're doing this backwards. Smoke accelerator, pig target.
<myself> and the big bad gasket huffed and outgassed...Comment: Nerrrrrrrds!
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#309293* (?/28) ⚐Flag
[13:22:35] <maestrojed> Could someone please kick eighty4
[13:22:39] <@eighty4> :(
[13:22:51] ChanServ sets mode +o Migs
[13:22:59] Migs kicked eighty4 from the channel. (maestrojed made me)
[13:23:00] eighty4 kicked Migs from the channel. (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.) |
#309300* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<@nortti> I think I have said my installation is a bit screwed up
<@nortti> by me
<@shikhin> :-)
<@nortti> but still, cleaner than ubuntu
<@shikhin> That should be on bash or something :DComment: nortti had just said he doesn't have man installed
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#309292* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<maestrojed> Could someone please kick eighty4
<@eighty4> :(
ChanServ sets mode +o Migs
Migs kicked eighty4 from the channel. (maestrojed made me)
eighty4 kicked Migs from the channel. (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.) |
#309304* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<hekel> o.0
<`WarpKat> don't look at me like that =:P |
#309299* (?/38) ⚐Flag
* lpf gets naked and poops all over [\ who can't stop eating it |
#309310* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<nexus_alexis> Hey peoples
<nexus_alexis> Who here plays Minecraft?
== CuriousInTexas has quit
== AutumnLily has quit
<nexus_alexis> ... |
#309311* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<RedMachineD> whoops
<RedMachineD> just submitted homework with a bad typo
<RedMachineD> talking about the way people use words
<RedMachineD> and hate speech and sluts and shit
<RedMachineD> and i accidentally typed in
<RedMachineD> "hateful coonotations"
<RedMachineD> :|
<RedMachineD> gonna be hearing from my professor about this oneComment: irc.420chan.org #420chan
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#309312* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<Phantasm> Son of a giant
<Phantasm> Brother to the gods
<Phantasm> Father to monsters
<Phantasm> and mother... let's not mention that
<Phantasm> Not a bad guy
<Phantasm> Charming to the last
<Phantasm> So why
<Phantasm> Oh tell me why
<Phantasm> Does everything I do just
<Phantasm> Backfires!
<Phantasm> ...
<Phantasm> Everything I do (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I say (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Easter Bunny! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Mjolner! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Avengers! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I do just BACKFIRES!
<Phantasm> [pause music]
<Phantasm> [yelled]
<Phantasm> I'M PREGNANT WITH A HORSE!!!
<Phantasm> [final chord]
Phantasm has quit [Quit: You're supposed to say "Luke, I am your father" *before* offering to turn her to the Dark Side!]Comment: The last epic poem
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#309313* (?/4) ⚐Flag
< justFen> Bram Cohen invented bittorrent, because he doesn't want to pay for anything |
#309314* (?/4) ⚐Flag
<@rstrt> OSX is like being a kid, where your mommy holds your hand. Windows is like being a teenager, you have freedom but not too much. Linux is like being an adult and no one gives a fuck what you do. |
#309315* (?/3) ⚐Flag
< Zook> I feel like people who only take like 1 year of compsci
< Zook> esp with like
< Zook> vb
< Zook> have a really warped view of programming |
#309316* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<Denizen> why would they sell a condom to a 14 year old
<Toad> tell them you want to try anal and need to put a condom on a carrot |
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