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<cuisir> Ever eat gravy?
<cuisir> Or drink
<tincan> yes, i drink only coffee
<tincan> never had water in my life
<MurkyBanana> coffee has water in it
<cuisir> Not coffee or water
<cuisir> Flour and grease, I think
-*- genii immediately gets the coffee gravy to go
<MurkyBanana> hmm.. coffee gravy
<genii> Might be good to try at Thanksgiving, offset the tryptophan
<MurkyBanana> brilliant!Comment: freenode
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<+Jigsy> I honestly rate the Emoji movie a ¬_¬ out of :>
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<AAA> Ugh. SELinux is a pain in my ass. :(
<BBB> I'm not sure it's designed to go there
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<dokodonmystery> reading character descriptions of smash characters is so funny because it's like
<dokodonmystery> this is lucas, his life and family were ruined by colonialists and capitalism
<dokodonmystery> this is snake, he's a genetic clone who suffers from the cost of endless war
<dokodonmystery> this is king dedede. he loves food
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<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
* +tr3 pulls the plug
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<Thatnom> my mom gave me sex ed with 2 stuffies on my birthday in the gift shop
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ggVGc: my vimrc is a monster
ggVGc: but I've given up taming it
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<RenegadePanther> like korea has those one toilets that spray water up your ass
<RenegadePanther> it feels weird
<RenegadePanther> but you like it... so you start to question things.
<RenegadePanther> on your return trip from Seoul, you realize, you may never have that feeling of asshole water again, and you become incomplaicent.
<RenegadePanther> after a short while of using the american Johnathan Crappers, you realize you dont feel the same on your old porcelain throne. partially because it doesn't plug into the wall.
<RenegadePanther> You constantly bounce back and fourth from hopeful optimism that you will be able to order one. and then, crippling pessimism when you realize you may not be worthy of korean asshole spraying toilets.
<RenegadePanther> After months of this way of american life, you settle into a manic state, wondering if other seat-like structures will provide the same experience, yet; it never happens. Friends and family start to get worried.
<RenegadePanther> You finally hit rock bottom; you go into a life of crime, trying to get a hold. Trying to find your way to south Korean asshole-spraying toilets.