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#311670* (?/20) ⚐Flag
Captain: A Wizard on an Adventure is basically... you're a Wizard, and here you are... having an Adventure whether you like it or not.
Captain: whereas an Adventuring Wizard is... you're a Wizard going on adventures because you want to.
Anti: And consider that people who want to go adventuring are less than stable normal people at the best of times before you throw phenomenal cosmic power at them. As Terry Pratchett observed, turning someone into a frog isn't the hard part. The hard part is not turning someone into a frog once you know how.
Captain: and then also turning all the witnesses into frogs.
Anti: Trespassers will be toad.
#311672* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Pyxel> how many fucking tiers of idiot are there
<Melody> A lot
<MyNameIsKir> Idk but keep an eye on me; if there is a bottom I'll find it
#311675* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab
#311676* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<whitequark> also does everyone here know how the USB PD devices determine which one is the charger and which one gets charged?
<whitequark> i usually put it as "the same way hermaphroditic snails mate" because it's a perfect analogy
<whitequark> but not a very good user interface
<whitequark> (dual-role devices, that is)
<marcan> I'll fall back to what my switch does with my old Anker battery pack
<marcan> that is: if you power on the Anker first, it charges the switch
<marcan> until the switch is charged, then it reverses and the switch starts charging the anker
<marcan> hilarity ensues
#311677* (?/17) ⚐Flag
Akko Taco: i love one brain cell every time i come here
lesbianacereza: love
lesbianacereza: good you love and cherish that one brain cell kiti im so proud of you
Akko Taco: GOD
Akko Taco: DAMMIT
Akko Taco: I HATE BEING A BLIND FUCK AND TYPING WRONG AND BEING AN ABSOLUTE DUMBASS
Akko Taco: ANYWAYS TAKE IT THAT MEANT TO SAY LOVE
Akko Taco: LETS JUST
Akko Taco: SAY THAT
#311671* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Coylabe> Siiiiiiiiigh... gotta reboot.
<Coylabe> Be right back.
<vivia> Windows?!
<Coylabe> Yes.
<vivia> :(
<Coylabe> Open software dreaming... on such a Windows day...
#311673* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<alami> Dear Mozilla community,   I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate in the survey.   What value is there in participating? 1. I’ll share the results with the Mozilla community as soon as they become available. This will include a report on how the PR asses
<alami> [survey URL]
<Spambot_9001> PR asses! That sounds interesting.
<alami> I’m conducting a survey (part of my PhD studies) to understand the pull request assessment process in open source communities- PLEASE, participate
<Xion> But what do the PR asses do? Don't leave us hanging
<alami> It's meant to be PR assessment
Comment: When the character limit is just right...
#311674* (?/9) ⚐Flag
<+Odyss3us> I take a shit or two in the morning and then it is random throughout the rest of the day
<+letty> thats too many shits
<+MiningMarsh> I take like 12 shits a day
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