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[7:09:57 PM] wldfire99: i had no idea
wldfire99: gho is a dick
El Gappo: its been up for weeks
El Gappo: lol
El Gappo: only a little bit
GH0: I am a dick to you, because you are not knowledable enough to determine information for yourself. |
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<Awesomesauce> whut
<geek> wut*
<Awesomesauce> in the butt?
<Lemonzest> Awesomesauce: PENUS!!!! |
#300070* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[carbine] The order was a bit off, but still classy.
[elita] neone care to spare 400 dlls? |
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[Rifter] Wassamatter, Garurumon?
[Garurumon] tired
[Rifter] Ah. And here I thought you had a monkey on your back.
[Rifter] *Ba-dum-ksh*
• Feri facepaws.
• Garurumon facepaws
• Evan facepalms
• Rifter looks disgustingly proud of himself. |
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* Maddy gives Javacat a boogeyman
* Javacat licks Maddys nose
<Javacat> hey sugerplum!
<Maddy> :/ |
#300050* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jasabella> my vagina is pure virtual
*** jasabella was kicked by template (not here) |
#300049* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[SpiderCat] though.....there was one chick.....HUGE fuckin rack....redhead....if you ever see her you'll know who I'm talkin about.
[DerKapitan] ginger’s are the antichrist.
[fwee] fuck
[DerKapitan] no
[fwee] just bent the front axle on my car
[DerKapitan] LOL
[DerKapitan] ouch
[DerKapitan] how?
[DerKapitan] and it better be epic.
[fwee] going around a corner and i hit the curb
[DerKapitan] add a fucking unicorn if you have to, I dont care
[DerKapitan] awwwww
[DerKapitan] you’re killing me. |
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* Oddlot grabs the book.
<Oddlot> "If you give a mouse a cookie, *flips page* He's going to ask for a glass of milk."
<Oddlot> "When you give him the milk, *flips page*, he'll probably ask for a straw"
<Oddlot> "When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. *flips page* Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache."
<Oddlot> "When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably aask for a pair of nail scissors."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "When he''s finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping"
<Oddlot> "He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He may even end up washing the floors as well!"
<Oddlot> "When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "You'll have to fix up a little boox for him with a blanket and a pillow."
<Oddlot> "He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He might ask you to find some tweezers and give him a handjob, too."
<Oddlot> "When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He'll draw a picture"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu sighs
<Oddlot> "When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "With a pen"
<Oddlot> +is
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He'll ask you to mop up his jizz with a Q-tip."
<Oddlot> "Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator, which means he'll need"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "Scotch tape"
<khonsu> fuck, I need scotch to put up with this story
<FuzzyPlushroom> khonsu: I was thinking the same
<Oddlot> "He'll hang up his draweing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that"
<Oddlot> "He's thirsty"
<Oddlot> "So...."
<Oddlot> *flips page"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "You need to stick it in his mouth."
<Oddlot> "he'll ask for a glass of milk"
<Oddlot> "And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk,"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu has kicked Oddlot from #thezeppelin (Spam warning. Line limit exceeded.)
<Bonesy> dude, the mouse doesn't want for much, does he..?
<FuzzyPlushroom> "...you'll feed him to your cat." |
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<Bonesy> if i was an animal I would be mostly equine in build :P
<Oddlot> "If you give a mouse a cookie, *flips page* He's going to ask for a glass of milk."
<Oddlot> "When you give him the milk, *flips page*, he'll probably ask for a straw"
<Oddlot> "When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. *flips page* Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache."
<Oddlot> "When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably aask for a pair of nail scissors."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "When he''s finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping"
<Oddlot> "He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He may even end up washing the floors as well!"
<Oddlot> "When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "You'll have to fix up a little boox for him with a blanket and a pillow."
<Oddlot> "He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He might ask you to find some tweezers and give him a handjob, too."
<Oddlot> "When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He'll draw a picture"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu sighs
<Oddlot> "When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "With a pen"
<Oddlot> +is
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He'll ask you to mop up his jizz with a Q-tip."
<Oddlot> "Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator, which means he'll need"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "Scotch tape"
<khonsu> fuck, I need scotch to put up with this story
<FuzzyPlushroom> khonsu: I was thinking the same
<Oddlot> "He'll hang up his draweing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that"
<Oddlot> "He's thirsty"
<Oddlot> "So...."
<Oddlot> *flips page"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "You need to stick it in his mouth."
<Oddlot> "he'll ask for a glass of milk"
<Oddlot> "And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk,"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu has kicked Oddlot from #thezeppelin (Spam warning. Line limit exceeded.)
<Bonesy> dude, the mouse doesn't want for much, does he..?
<FuzzyPlushroom> "...you'll feed him to your cat." |
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<Moon_Doggy> temporary?
<theholyduck> Moon_Doggy, yes
<theholyduck> like this
<shortcircuit> Moon_Doggy: Once they part and re-join, it's gone.
* theholyduck gives channel operator status to generic
* theholyduck has kicked generic from #anime (theholyduck)
* generic (n=generic@c-76-122-53-142.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #anime
* ChanServ gives voice to generic
<theholyduck> and he has op no more
<theholyduck> where as
<PinkTomato> generic, lost op?
* theholyduck has kicked shortcircuit from #anime (theholyduck)
<theholyduck> PinkTomato, he never actually had ops
<theholyduck> atleast not legitimatly
<theholyduck> :P
<PinkTomato> Generic had ops I thought?
* You've invited shortcircuit to #anime (jordan.freenode.net)
<PinkTomato> so ops was removed?
<theholyduck> PinkTomato, i dont think he had chanserv op
<theholyduck> :P
<theholyduck> also he absued more than me
<theholyduck> so even if he had
* meatbun (n=meatbun3@cpe-98-155-141-248.hawaii.res.rr.com) has joined #anime
* ChanServ gives voice to meatbun
<theholyduck> why is shortcircuit so slow
<theholyduck> i wanted to prove a point
<theholyduck> ok then
<theholyduck> like THIS
* theholyduck has kicked mgolisch from #anime (theholyduck)
<theholyduck> arggh, why do nobody have auto rejoin!
<theholyduck> rrrage
<PinkTomato> um.. |
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* Derrek demands Hush3h makes him some dip for his chips, using only the things he has around him....in a clean room
* Husk3h vomits in a cup and hands it to Derrek
Derrek Eeeeewwwwwww
* Derrek shudders |
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[17:01:29] * Derrek demands Hush3h makes him some dip for his chips, using only the things he has around him....in a clean room
[17:01:55] * Husk3h vomits in a cup and hands it to Derrek
[17:02:11] Derrek Eeeeewwwwwww
[17:02:16] * Derrek shudders |
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@Ben: spaceinvader: you sure theres no practicals this week man?
@Willow: surely you would have had an e-mail?
@Urdal: Ben: The mail said so at least
@Willow: saying: practicals start today
@Willow: there you go
@slightlymad: :o
@Ben: ahh reeet
* Willow pats Ben
@Ben: alrihgt
@Narcissus: Ben: if you get into trouble about it say "welp told me not to go"
@Ben: no practicals then ;D
@Willow: XD
@Narcissus: ad they'll let you know
@Ben: no
@Narcissus: cause they know he's a retard
@Ben: hahah
* Narcissus hides
@welp: FU
! Narcissus was kicked from #42 by welp [Am not wrtarted] |
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<Criously> why the fuck cant I do shit
<WarringTriad> oh, you do plenty of shit |
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(Ravencroft): I was invited to a tea party in boston once. Blighters didn't have any tea though. Made me angry.Comment: #championsonline, coldfront.net
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[03:55] <Kilo-LT> Command, this is Delta, we need a ping on 192.168.0.1, Do we have clearance, over?
[03:57] <@mpi> affirmative, continue with pinging
[04:00] <Kilo-LT> Confirmed hit. Report?
[04:13] <@mpi> ping them into submission
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> but sir
[04:13] <@mpi> peace through superior pinging
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> 192
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> ..168.0.1
[04:13] <Kilo-LT> Is an allied force
[04:13] <@mpi> makes no difference to you yanks ;)Comment: efnet | #kilo-tango
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<Woodcarver> Does anyone know what the cause of the orgasmic pee shivers is?
<Grey> wait what Woodcarver
<Grey> in men or women?
<Woodcarver> Men.
<Woodcarver> Like when you hold it in forever
<Kardos> pee shivers?
<Grey> ohhhhh
<Grey> THOSE
<Woodcarver> and then these waves of pleasure rush through your brain as you let it out
<Kobura> Woodcarver you really want to know
* ThingyMaster is confused.
<Kobura> Is pretty gay etc
<Woodcarver> Yes.
<Kobura> Your prostate being stimulated by the change of pressure
<Kobura> That's what it is.
<Woodcarver> Ahhh.
<Woodcarver> I see
<Kobura> so you have a little tiny bit of what it's like to be gay
<Kobura> come to the pink side
<Kobura> it's shivery here
<Woodcarver> So like butsecks, but totally straight.
<Kardos> So if you stimulated your prostate every time you took a piss you'd feel great everytime. |
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* Afoxi slaps God around a bit with a large trout
<Afoxi> I've always wanted to do that. |
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<sergio> fag
<Katie> ?
<sergio> ur a fucking faggot
<sergio> ur fucking bisexual
<sergio> and u tried to rape me
<Katie> hmm first 2 lines r correct last one is not correct
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> u said u were a girl
<sergio> :-O
<Katie> hmmm
<Katie> lol i told you several times a time ago the truth
<sergio> fuck
<Katie> then you got messed up :| and then you came up with this
<sergio> u
<sergio> sl is for fags
<Katie> p.s you tried to rape me not the other way
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> !
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> lol
<Katie> you really did not know i was male until now or just came up with it again? lol out of no-where you come up with 'fag' then you say stupid stuff then you say false things then you claim that i'm altering the truth
<sergio> fag
<Katie> lol
<sergio> u said u were a girl :/
<Katie> 1 year ago
<Katie> in start 2009 i said that i was a male
<Katie> everyone knew
<sergio> why are u gay anyway
<sergio> ?
<Katie> i told you several times
<Katie> but you never listen
<Katie> lol
<Katie> now you noticed
<Katie> after
<Katie> 9-10 months
<sergio> why ?!!
<Katie> why what
<sergio> y are u gay
<Katie> that is just a question not all people can answer, like people ask other people why there insane or a rapper or rape people etc. its just something people cant answer directly
<sergio> no reason
<sergio> then answer it indirectly
<Katie> how i am going to say that to you without speaking allot of long words that you don't understand
<sergio> lol
<sergio> lmao
<sergio> hahah
<Katie> :/
<sergio> ill google them
<sergio> lol
<Katie> LOL
<sergio> rasist
<sergio> :(
<Katie> LOL WTF
<Katie> I RASIST?
<Katie> LOL
<sergio> yea
<Katie> YOU GOTTA LEARN MORE ABOUT ME KID
<Katie> LOOOOOOL
<sergio> or u just hate me cause im not gay
<sergio> :/
<Katie> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<sergio> dont call me kid
<Katie> I DONT HATE YOU
<Katie> <sergio> fag
<Katie> ?
<sergio> ur a fucking faggot
<sergio> ur fucking bisexual
<sergio> u said u did
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> lol
<Katie> i actually read the stuff people write
<Katie> and yes i am racist on idiotic street rappers
<sergio> y is ur email katie
<Katie> an alt email
<Katie> :|
<sergio> gay email
<Katie> haha
<sergio> katie is a girl name
<Katie> :|
<Katie> my main email is for family and real friends
<sergio> u had to make a gay email to keep ur self sane
<Katie> i have 5 e-mail addresses after this
<Katie> lol seriously you think that
<Katie> i have autism ever noticed?
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> sl fag
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> LOL
<Katie> dude
<sergio> ({)({)
<Katie> get a life
<sergio> i have 5
<Katie> no one really cares if someone is gay or not these days
<sergio> i do
<Katie> and if someone does its some idiotic person with a bible on there chest
<sergio> im satanic
<Katie> that actually means that you like metal, and breaks everything in the bible
<Katie> including
<sergio> i do
<Katie> gay
<sergio> wait wtf
<Katie> I read the bible
<Katie> lol
<sergio> >:-O
<Katie> Laying with a other man in bed is a abomination, satanic is to break everything in the bible
<sergio> im partially satanic
<sergio> LOL
<sergio> fag
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> yap yap yap yap don't have anything better to do in one of your 5 lives
<sergio> one just died
<sergio> :/
<Katie> good for you
<sergio> yea
<Katie> dude wake up no one cares about you or me
<sergio> do u still play sl
<Katie> if someone cares its case they hate you for some reason
<Katie> and no i dont
<sergio> lol
<Katie> i got bored of it
<sergio> k
<sergio> noone cares
<sergio> :/
<sergio> noob
<sergio> ur sad
<Katie> says the person what does not know what a minge is, btw your going to look that up on google
<Katie> +
<Katie> i am not sad
<Katie> no sir i am everything but sad
<Katie> ever since i left sl my life got better
<sergio> ur a fucking nerd
<sergio> u probably got into other gay game
<Katie> yes sir i am a nerd
<Katie> no sir i got not in a other gay game
<sergio> i knoe
<sergio> what do u do host a gay porn webpage ?
<Katie> wtf
<Katie> why the fuck do you ask ME
<sergio> i dont know
<Katie> i'm not a perverted type of guy that watches porn every single day
<sergio> dou ?
<sergio> no ?
<sergio> hentai ?
<Katie> hentai is anime PORN i don't watch PORN. i am trying to read here..
<sergio> u draw it tough
<sergio> that means u still watvh it
<sergio> watch*
<Katie> yes i draw stuff but not porn
<sergio> its not porn its art
<Katie> still art pornography
<sergio> ur a gay nerd
<Katie> lol no
<sergio> what could be worst
<Katie> i am a ner
<Katie> d
<sergio> bi ?
<Katie> im not a gay or bi
<sergio> eww
<Katie> lol :
<sergio> lol?
<sergio> no
<sergio> not funny
<sergio> :/
<sergio> sad
<Katie> i am attracted to noone
<sergio> to ur self
<sergio> ?
<sergio> :-O
<Katie> dude i cant fuck my self... and no i am not attracted to my self
<sergio> u can!!!!!!!!
<sergio>
<Katie> uh..
<Katie> im getting tired of this
<sergio>
<sergio> lol
<sergio> of fucking ur self ?
<Katie> please just go away im trying to read
<sergio> :/
<Katie> no fucking shit fucking poop licking minge
<sergio> i gope u kill ur self soon
<sergio> hope*
<Katie> im trying to read something here
<Katie> and i hope you will get shot in the head
<sergio> lol
<Katie> now goodday sirComment: i am katie (i use many different alt accounts for spam and things like this)
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< petemc> gkoury: you dont appear to be paying any attention to what i say to you
< gkoury> sorry my irc client isnt that good |
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(13:16:16) —› nick: (dragonrider) is now known as (DragOnMyCock)
(13:16:24) (DragPreOp) nice
(13:16:25) (ze|ia) lol
(13:16:40) —› nick: (DragOnMyCock) is now known as (agaCock)
(13:17:02) (DragonLady) good one bunny right in front of a mother of an aspie boy in #wp that is looking for help.
(13:17:14) (agaCock) oh
(13:17:19) —› nick: (agaCock) is now known as (Anon001)
(13:17:20) —› nick: (DragPreOp) is now known as (dickyrabbit)
(13:17:34) • DragonLady facepalms and goes to read a book.
(13:18:00) —› nick: (dickyrabbit) is now known as (DragnGrumpy)
(13:18:08) (weatherkid) Anon001, smile, your on QDB! |
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<+raeper> STARTREK DOESNT MAKE SENCE
<+Liquid911> when did Start Trek come out ?
<+raeper> the movie doesnt make sence
* raeper was kicked by Legend (infractions: 1. all caps 2. general idiocy 3. not putting the space between star and trek 4. learn to spell sense) |
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<CodeBlock> scott: what does std::string let me do?
<nixeagle> use std::string |
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<Avatar_Of_Anu> sup dawgs
<Drazhar> I'm really happy for you
<Drazhar> I'mma let you finish
<Drazhar> but mrxtothaz had the best sup dawg of all time
<Fax> YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE MEMES SO I PUT A MEME IN YOUR MEME SO YOU CAN MEME WHIEL U MEME
<Drazhar> YO FAX
<Drazhar> IM REALLY HAPPY
<Drazhar> AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH
<Drazhar> BUT RICK ASTLEY HAD THE BEST VIRAL MEME OF ALL TIME
<Drazhar> OF ALL TIME!Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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<Col^> -+-
<Col^> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<Col^> Stranger: Hello.
<Col^> You: Hi!
<Col^> Stranger: m or f
<Col^> You: Male, you?
<Col^> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> omg
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<Col^> You: hi
<Col^> Stranger: Girl?
<Col^> You: No, please don't leave
<Col^> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<Col^> You: Hi
<Col^> You: Please - I'm male, but don't leave - im quite nice
<Col^> Your conversational partner has disconnected.
<Col^> -+-
<Col^> Fuck it |
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