QDB: Quote #300140
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 20 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.6% chance of being approved.

#300140* (?/20) ⚐Flag
Qualm: so in middle school we had these desks that had open compartments where you could store books or whatever
Qualm: this one kid got caught masturbating in his desk
Qualm: the next day, someone had written "beat off corner" right where he laid his serpent
Qualm: I know this only because for some reason the teach decided to make us swap seats...
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