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<Jens> The Council of Europe is the organization set up in the forties to gradually turn (western) Europe into a political union, unlike the Council of the European Union, which is the club in which the governments of about half the Council of Europe members meet in order to plot the creation of a political union while half-heartedly pretending not to. Strangely enough, many people are confused by this. |
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<+JJ> seriously sometimes i think i sub concuiously take acid or somthing
<&Gringle> lol
<&Gringle> that would be cool
<&Bass|Work> lol |
#299974* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<KillaB> like a malcolm x-mas
<||bass> wtf is a malcolm xmas
<||bass> is that the 1st day of quanzaa?Comment: #arc-nova.org on DarkMystIRC
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<xtal> i see jobs is still the lightest and thinnest CEO in the industry
<Pikeman> He's STREAMLINED.
<Pikeman> He's got the liver of a 25 year old, you know. |
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<xtal> jesus christ pooped
<xtal> so does barack obama
<xtal> and so do i
<xtal> XTAL FOR MINOR DEITY 2010 |
#299970* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Gabo: i dont have anything to do and the irc is just as dead
Ha...!: go jack off
Ha...!: >_>
Ha...!: That's what it was invented for
Gabo: already did <_<
Ruins: lol
Usthepeople: lol
Ha...!: Hire a hoe
Ha...!: That's what they were invented for
Ruins: lol
Gabo: dont have the money -_-
Ruins: then steal it
Gabo: hmmmm
Ha...!: That's what stealing was invented for.
Gabo: to hire hoes?
Ruins: exactlyComment: AWDoR Meebo
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<ickle_ste> i like watching porn and giving in my real D.O.B being 19 rocks |
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[ WK|Mobile ] I are mighty cyb0rg
[ DragonLady ] +here i thought you said you were a mighty whore and then I facepalmed. D'oh! :(
[ DragonLady ] my brain is messed up at nights.
[ WK|Mobile ] LOL |
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• teatime kicks himself in the back of his head so that his face smashes onto the keyboard.
(teatime) loornyeshvuæ 34
(weatherkid) That's going into QDB ;) |
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me: okay
dapooh: yes
me: sir
dapooh: three bags
me: full
dapooh: one for the
me: master and one for the dame
dapooh: one for the
me: boobs |
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<pan> morning kids
<mutilator> unfortunatly
<Dopey> Morning daddy
<melstav> who's your daddy?
<becky> and what does he do?
<Dopey> is he rich like me?Comment: Getting this requires two widely-separated cultural references...
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<Heather> I Feel like a complete douche.
<DevXen> Yeah, that sounds like you. A Tool for cleaning unsaid sexual organs. It's every woman's duty! |
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<Caramon> me and some friends play this game online, called runescape
<Caramon> one day, a few of us made new characters for playing pranks and messing with others minds
<Caramon> anyways, my character was a girl. i saw this other girl character leaving the bank, and she seemed like as good a target as any
<Caramon> so i approached her and said "hey baby, wanna play with my rune long sword?". figuring such a comment would be even more odd coming from a girl character
<Caramon> she said "thanks, but i have one of my own"
<Caramon> she also said "for the record, it looks more like a short sword"
<Caramon> :(
<Tyson> touche! |
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Clifford: I cna't control whether or not my cat wants to attack your face
lurkerjp: but you can control spelling can't correctly
Clifford: I cna't |
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<Raaisin> Jesus, who knew there were hot hobos?
<Raaisin> flickr.com/photos/34039266@N05/3256897365/
<Raaisin> I'd handle his pan |
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Psi: It's better then you saying you like having sex with dogs.
Kalun: Not really, no.
Kalun: Having sex with dogs still means your straight. |
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get... Well except maybe diabetes. - B.J |
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<coldhead> ima protest at the swiss embassy
<paul_irish> o rly, coldhead? protest for whattt
<coldhead> for arresting polanski just because the US told them to
<coldhead> even though i'm sure they're honouring their international obligations
<coldhead> i haven't sided with france in a long time
<coldhead> and i really like polanski
<coldhead> if you rape a child and then make the pianist you are forgiven |
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<coldhead> ima protest at the swiss embassy
<paul_irish> o rly, coldhead? protest for whattt
<coldhead> for arresting polanski just because the US told them to
<coldhead> even though i'm sure they're honouring their international obligations
<coldhead> i haven't sided with france in a long time
<coldhead> and i really like polanski
<coldhead> if you rape a child and then make the pianist you are forgiven
<vladikoff> coldhead, so how will your protest sign look like?
<coldhead> SWITZERLAND! DISAVOW YOUR INTERNATIONAL LEGAL OBLIGATIONS AND RELEASE ALL CONVICTED PAEDOPHILE FILM MAKERS NAO!
<coldhead> i think their embassy here is in a shopping mall |
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<vector40> that was an interesting night
<vector40> woke up at 5 and started puking for no real reason
<vector40> haven't puked in a long time
<vector40> my throat feels damaged
<vector40> much respect to bulimics
<HunterX11> be sure to brush yo teef
<vector40> my shit smells putrid too
<vector40> something dark and uncanny happened in my GI
<HunterX11> It was a dark and uncanny bowel movement; the shit fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was interrupted by a gust of flatulence which blew into the toilet (for it is in the bathroom that our story occurs)...
* vector40 shakes his head |
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<fahadsadah> Err...
<fahadsadah> Might have added cat ansirickroll.txt to my .bashrc |
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<Go_the_Cats> any1 in here got the internet msg me thanks :) |
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<h4ck> this album screams NYC to me for some reason
<h4ck> Cowboys and Aliens by Kitchens of Distinction
<h4ck> so good.
<FxChiP> your mom screamed NYC to me for some reason
<FxChiP> last night |
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<@Blake> there's a hot air balloon outside my window
<@Blake> like...right outside
<@Blake> I'm not sure if he's landing on those houses on purpose or if he's crashing
<@Blake> I can hear and see him running the burner
< OmnipotentEntity> that... sounds like a crash.
<@Blake> he went out of my field of vision
<@Blake> I'm going to drive over there
<@Blake> brb
<@Blake> it disappeared!
<@Blake> into the rooftops
<@Blake> maybe I've just been coding too long
<@Blake> although it was a pretty compact neighborhood and I couldn't tell specifically where he landed
<@Blake> although I did get a photo to prove I'm not crazy: [photo link]
<@Falun> i don't think that proves your not crazy
<@Falun> that just proves that there was a hot air balloon outside |
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<@b-cumPool> Yogart, i want to fucking clean ur asshole clean after u poop
<@b-cumPool> !!
<Yogart> i clean it my self , sorry i dnt need help
<@b-cumPool> i want to help please
<@b-cumPool> u are my allah superior
<Yogart> u r mentaly ill
<Yogart> no one can help u
<@b-cumPool> Yogart i love u
<@b-cumPool> can we be lovers
<@b-cumPool> gay cyber love
<@b-cumPool> ??
<Yogart> sorry not in to that shit
<@b-cumPool> does allah not like ? |
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