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<borg[of]nine> There is something so delightfully sinister about replying to online dating ads while you're taking a shit.
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<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> i love eggrolls
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<tps-> they used nmap in the matrix
<tps-> im serious
<tps-> in the new movie
<tps-> it shows a shot of a linux terminal
<tps-> and a sh shell
<tps-> and it shows nmap running
<tps-> and 1 port was found
<_static_> surprised keanu could figure that stuff out
<tps-> i was like HOLY CRAP THATS NMAP
<tps-> and my friends just stared at me
<tps-> it was trinity
<_static_> probably had to have a stunt computer user
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<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis
<Zim|DP> jit: but they have a pecker =)
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(PowrSlave) how r things?
(DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with
a license plate labeled "KIWI"
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<marena> ill ring the clubs and shit within a few weeks
<dux0r> i'd suggest you shit beforehand, u may explode
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<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common
<ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
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kwenda: this lady who works here is so disgusting
kwenda: fat and ugly
kwenda: she rubbed my hair in the middle of a�meeting
kwenda: i stood up and left the meeting without saying anything
kwenda: went to supercuts and got a shampoo and a haircut
kwenda: walked back into the meeting and sat down
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<Freddie> I think you have sand in your vagina
<DJ_Yami> wtf is a vaginaComment: #atthepark on etg
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<Jigsy> A Nightmare on Elm Street was an inside job. WAKE. UP. PEOPLE!
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(+tfg) I wonder how far my punto could tow a caravan
(gez) nowhere without being illegal, otherwise anywhere downhill
(+tfg) how would it be illegal?
(gez) your licence wont cover it
(+tfg) as long as it's under 3 tonne I'm sorted
(gez) you sure?
(+tfg) I can drive a car + trailer up to a combined mass of 3500KG
(gez) who the fuck tows anything over 3 tons?
(Jani) aeroplanes weigh over 3 tonnes
(gez) i must remember not to tow mine to school tomorrow
(Jani) gonna fly it instead?
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<vice> you remember that asian girl i wanted
<vice> she got suspended for 10 days
<vice> for giving head to some black dude in the hallway
<simon-say> what happened to the guy?
<vice> suspended also
<simon-say> "I got suspended for recieving head"
<vice> she was a good girl too ;\
<vice> oh well
<simon-say> good girls don't blow black guys in the hallways at school
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<tober> I actually did the math once, and it's improbable that a million monkeys with a million typewriters (one typewriter per monkey) that all type at the rate of a good typist 24/365 would ever produce the collected works of shakespeare before the heat death of the universe. So there.
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�� WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)
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<nost> whered iban go
<nost> this is his home
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<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I sent you my photo
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<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
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<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning with another mans semen all over my face
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<@FireRun> one day i will buy some cds
<@FireRun> and give back
<@FireRun> because i cant find them online
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<tuls> i'll never tell
<LaLaLand> you're name is slut spelled backwards
* LaLaLand is soo fucking slow
<tuls> you are name is slut spelled backwards
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<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
<@Sebas> A shit magician.
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<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
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<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city
<Blaz_> heather locklear
<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something
<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her
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<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
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<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would
<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets*
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