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#300634 (114/198) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dmi> Wanted: HOWTO migrate Lasagne from Bowl to Plate using Knife and Fork.
<eoan> dmi: Spatula lasagneMover = new Spatula("knife", "fork");
<dmi> eoan: Good idea, but it throws a SurfaceAreaRangeException ("Available surface area too small")
<dmi> I can force it through, but it then throws all sorts of warnings about violation of structural integrity
<dmi> :(
#16727 (7/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
wil1184: <azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
wil1184: explain that to me
Eyes of Prisms: no clue
wil1184: fucking geeks
#16707 (103/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: nanm (Quit: Unable to join #real_life (You're banned))
#34044 (710/940) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jyrka> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
#10705 (114/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you
<BloodFromStone> A message for me?
<BloodFromStone> From whom?
<Xellchiri> Darthie
<Xellchiri>  "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel."
<BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her attacks. =P
* Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8
<Xellchiri> yeah, she missed
#3181 (242/440) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp?
<Jumper> people still use lisp ?
<Liqd_Work> people started using lisp?
<MediArc> people can program?
<Jumper> ..people ?
<MediArc> ??
<drlion> there was light?
#7216 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
#5658 (6/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
> i think my swapfile just expanded again.
> who put viagra on my win95??
#30521 (84/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada
#8165 (136/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
#2718 (103/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs
#59732 (645/861) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snags> Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
<Snags> "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
<Snags> But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
<Snags> "Dave.....
<Snags> Dave.....
<Snags> Dave, you sick bastard
<Snags> You're a vet."
#13449 (3/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
#3834 (191/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff
#3324 (48/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"
#22048 (11/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :(
<HT101> Oo k that explains y ur willy is so little
<Hippy> WTF u doin with my willy?
<HT101> I got hungry, couldn't find anything else
#21245 (133/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lyrael> you wouldn't even miss me
<The_Sorcerer> it just wouldn't be the same without you
<The_Sorcerer> for one, the average user count would drop from 30 to 29
#52771 (28/180) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(actionshrimp) my friend said he had the gaelicum.a virus, and the first thing i thought was gay lick cum, does that make me queer?
#11170 (67/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown
<niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters
#43708 (227/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CeZ> bewpy: hows your microphone doing?
<bewpy> it doesnt work for some reason..
<bewpy> why u ask?
<CeZ> bewpy, you were drunk and we convinced you that your microphone was going to kill you.. so you beat on it
#63513 (99/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RMD> hulk hogan is apparently gonna be there.
<Diddgery> hulk hogan !?!?!?!?!
<Terusama> why would Hulk Hogan be at a Pokemon festival o.o
<Terusama> that's weird
<Diddgery> POKEMON TRAINER HULK HOGAN wants to fight!!
<Apophis> He probably thinks he gets to beat the hell out of them himself.
<Diddgery> HULK HOGAN sent out HULKHOGAN
<Diddgery> HULKHOGAN used BODY SLAM
<Diddgery> It's super-effective!
<RMD> MEGA PUNCH
<RMD> GLARE
<RMD> SUBMISSION
<RMD> uh
<Diddgery> haha perfect
#76601 (432/668) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< lerxst> on that note
< lerxst> it is official
< lerxst> amanda and i are expecting
< tyger> oh?!
< lerxst> that's what /i/ said
< tyger> holy shit!.....is congrats appropriate in this case?
< lerxst> hell yeah!
< lerxst> my penis works!
< tyger> alright then!
< lerxst> now. down to business.
< lerxst> i need leads on hamster balls that come in progressively escalating sizes.
#84532 (316/526) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nightripper> Ah, airport security. After 9/11, things got hectic. My way is simple, direct, and effective.
<mcfuzzhead> what's your way?
<Nightripper> "Weapons are mandatory."
<Nightripper> Don't hijack this plane, no sir. Granny's packing a machete!
<Nightripper> "Sir, you didn't set off the metal detector. I'm gonna have to ask that you take this pistol with you."
#218044 (43/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sward> �I found a box I can reproduce on�
* sward worries
#1713 (12/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food
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