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#8875 (99/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
#52431 (353/577) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
The topic of #ChristanSingles is *The touch of christ is an everlasting gift*
<Masatuna> i noticed that topic has been here for a while and just stopped in for a question...
<Kirt> shoot :-)
<Masatuna> can you show me where on the doll he touched you?
Comment: Banned #ChristianSingles
#8723 (230/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Linguica> whatever you say honey
<Linguica> err homey
#25389 (310/436) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene
<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
#29041 (215/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet
<hitman> and I'm like
<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"
<hitman> and he's like
<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"
#18420 (200/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish to wait 525 hours to start your download?"
#20987 (145/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): wore my leather jacket to dinner and I got stared at
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): its not like I ripped it off a cow and stuck a zipper on it
#301216 (16/568) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CapnStrongnose> it kills the mood when you cum in your own eye
#3373 (127/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
#3690 (11/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
#292618 (500/892) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* CHOzen1 has joined #wow
<CHOzen1> i�m systematically stuffing grapenuts cereal into the head of my erect penis. i�m going to attempt to jack off, have my load mix with the grapenuts, and shoot a granola bar out when i cum
* CHOzen1 has left #wow
<+Sohcahtoa> What the FUCK!?
#38220 (148/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrDictionary> When I die, I want to be buried with my Wi-Fi BB Router so that people will gather around my grave and use me as a Wireless Access Point.
#300537 (435/603) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
bobthekiller: i make your mom wine bitch
BadSpoon: that's nice of you
#62745 (270/474) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@_MB_) so
(@_MB_) how was thailand
(@Euan) pretty awesome actually
(@Euan) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) how was internet
(@_MB_) pretty awesome actually
(@_MB_) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) yeah?
(@_MB_) no :(
#42333 (244/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<penor> i hate the world
<penor> im gonan go kill myself
<APE> dont stain the carpet
<penor> my mom would kill me if I did that
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#49170 (361/533) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twin`> teacher spelled his name wring
<Twin`> wrong
<|silicon> nice how irony stepped in ther
<|silicon> e
<|silicon> dammit
#307893 (84/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<normalboy>rofl
<normalboy>re: hollow spy coins
<normalboy>Start the day thinking you had exact change to pay for breakfast; end the day realizing you paid with two dollars, three cents and six hits of acid.
Comment: #wtfux
#43524 (235/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*JU5T1CE* says helpful hint #471 - The highest concentration of pickpockets is always your nearest Star Trek Convention as it is a well known fact that 85% of Star Trek fans use 1701 as their ATM pin.
#11610 (1/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn
<\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped
#12018 (43/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
#996 (74/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#4924 (203/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
#16780 (248/430) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong
#18495 (115/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JessiA> that's weird though
<Kirke> Plus it doesn't even work that well
<JessiA> because Diabetics usually ONLY drink diet sodas
<Kirke> It makes you crave carbohydrates
<The_Vagrant> yeah
<The_Vagrant> my dad can only have diet
<The_Vagrant> but i don't think he cares about the whatever
<Kirke> Not to mention it tastes like ass
<The_Vagrant> i happen to enjoy the taste
<JessiA> hehehe true that
<Kirke> You would
<The_Vagrant> ..um i know i would
<The_Vagrant> i said it didn't I
<JessiA> Vag likes the taste of ass?
<The_Vagrant> no
<The_Vagrant> ass tastes totally different
#18382 (257/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fembot> smoking is how hardcore procrastonators commit suicide
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