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#21173 (97/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling
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<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye
#102531 (84/148) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cpux> I just had an epiphany.
<crux> My job as a computer engineer isn't to understand all the inner-workings of technology. Rather, it's to befriend many people who understand all the inner-workings of technology.
#38557 (161/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fractorial> !whatis rectum
<fok> Searching dictionary.com for rectum...
<fok> n. pl. rec tums or rec ta (-t ) The terminal portion of the large intestine, extending from the sigmoid colon to Amazon.com - Shop for books, music and more Merriam-Webster - Search for definitions
#296747 (304/534) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rewt3d> somewhere there's a company out there that has actually worked out how to enlarge penises, but they're powerless to reach their potential customers
#31953 (123/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe..  "Just look at this messy code!  What barbarians!"Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
#52991 (135/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Maniaman> bah
<Maniaman> i forget how to spell maintenance
<Maniaman> wait nevermind
Comment: #gscript at irc.freenode.net
#8526 (133/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used
#301368 (433/577) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< samble> gah
< samble> documenting code is hard
< samble> i keep ending sentences with semicolons
< jbroome> #i don't really have that problem
#1627 (217/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well.
#26407 (321/461) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.
<Wes> hahahah
<kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night
<Wes> Ah come on
<kolby> nah man, seriously
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<kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?
#37630 (4/170) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyWindmill> Is there another episode before the 15th?
<CrazyWindmill> Or just the one on the 15th <_<
<Quack-Wabbit> How would I know?
<CrazyWindmill> I have no clue
<CrazyWindmill> You are the oracle
<CrazyWindmill> We consult you for your unlimited wisdom
<CrazyWindmill> Too bad you apparently never know the answer
<CrazyWindmill> Waste of 20 bucks
<Quack-Wabbit> You can pay five coins for an oracle in Paper Mario.
<AquaDocto[r]Bob> Exchange rates are messed up these days
Comment: #megadoomer on irc.gamesurge.net
#3371 (108/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<josho> A FUCKING GAY CLUB
<josho>  HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER
<josho> this is a NIGHTMARE
<josho> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death
<Guilty> Now josh, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made
<Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick
<Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be
#15782 (16/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard
<joober> i dont have broad band
<joober> i have cable
#29146 (4/778) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!!
#103365 (207/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ware> "ultimate myspace layout css"
<@ware> <style type="text/css">
<@ware> * {
<@ware> display: none;
<@ware> }
<@ware> </style>
Comment: #bifemunix
#28763 (101/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wilen> the leghumping of death!
<swampa|work> hey its not that bad!
<Wilen> humping someones leg is really aiming too low :P
<Wilen> reach up for ure goals man!
<Stikes> face humping?
#294950 (243/569) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@swight> A black hole "is not a hole in the usual sense," says Amy Barger of the University of Hawaii Institute for Astronomy.
<@Rjx_> haha
<@swight> Thanks Amy Barger!
<@swight> she means you can't have sex with it
Comment: #geekissues
#40926 (95/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
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<stealth7> lol qdb.us
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Comment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
#21364 (145/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wormie> go to a junk yard
<wormie> get an old car that runs
<wormie> give the fat guy workin there 20 bucks for it
<wormie> drive it into the store as deep in as you can
<wormie> hop out
<wormie> and when everyones running away
<ubergamer> LOL
<wormie> go grab a cd key :)
#34674 (246/452) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dmose> remember, it's all fun and games until someone shrieks "WRONG HOLE!"
#295376 (165/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kryptik> Yugioh?
<DBSK> Yush
<Kryptik> What are you in, middle school?
<mistah_j> yugioh was a fad at the high school I used to go to
<mistah_j> like there was a table full of yugioh nerds who played it all through lunch
<mistah_j> I'd see them and think "haha, what a bunch of fucking losers"
<mistah_j> then I'd go home and hack nes roms
<mistah_j> :D
#34190 (205/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy"
#197639 (159/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flibberdy> what are the requirements in the US for a place to be classed as a city?
<Kefga_X> crime
<nsh> organised prositution
<NQM> They use the Giger scale.
#22361 (229/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do.
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