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#33098 (207/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me
<Bubbaprog> and i said why, because i am sophisticated and attractive
<Bubbaprog> and they said no
<Bubbaprog> because you're an asshole |
#33650 (5/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<r0ach_> yup, but fucking racoond generates a fucked up spd policy, which basically locks up the box and allows only ipsec traffic to cisco and back :)
<r0ach_> will try iskampd
<pantherqs> uh, all i got from that statement is something about beastiality and skank's |
#11278 (7/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an episode of sanford and sons? |
#2489 (109/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable? |
#35401 (461/635) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«XAnimal» I can fist my own throat
«SilentB» There is no emoticon to describe the horror of what you just said. |
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#3885 (4/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me. |
#20216 (25/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nihilanthic> and right now we got Kim in north korea --;
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> yeah
<Nihilanthic> I wish China would just tell him to STFU :(
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> or cough on him :P |
#9943 (45/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*>
<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()
<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)
<Kwyjibo> hey
<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;) |
#52252 (275/427) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gordonjcp> Tesco petrol pumps have a button to press if you want to pay at the pump
<gordonjcp> it's got a braille label
<gordonjcp> don't know what it says though
<gordonjcp> "Get the fuck off the road!" possibly |
#29431 (51/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+wang|school> maxim is to shit like feces is to shit
<+]eVo[Bl4de> and you're to cow testicles what semen is to my testicles!
<+wang|school> I live in your balls?
<+]eVo[Bl4de> wrong! you're going to be expelled in 5 minutes! |
#62278 (3/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Catfish_Man is on #adium, #banyantree, #kopete, #macsb, #webkit, #chatkit, ##instantmessaging, and #telepathy on freenode
<chuck> Man, you need some other hobby, dude
<chuck> Try jerking off now and then
<Toba> if irc is a hobby so is heroinComment: #qc
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#44377 (194/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acid> In the song Silent Night, the lyrics go "...holy infant so tender and mild"
<Acid> Would you not infer that the son of God is a chicken wing?Comment: #offtopic
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#2467 (99/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper |
#8278 (34/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out. |
#13487 (92/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list |
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#15810 (118/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon-> they need to put some quality warez and movies on microsoft.com
<Jon-> i get about 800k a sec from them |
#7272 (0/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining
( jBalls ) haha i lack that crucial gene
( jBalls ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box
( Lev ) but you ddr like a motherfucker |
#42306 (161/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<insert people trying to convince Kaelic to kick out his GF so he can play more DnD>
<Kaelic> haha to everyone who thinks Kaelic should kick me out! :p Sex is better than D&D!! :)
<lnp-work> hehe
* Leon (random@deg.demon.co.uk) has joined #adnd
* Silly sets mode: +o Leon
<Yeo> can't argue with that
<lnp-work> D&D tend to last longer though :P
* Leon plays guess the subject
* Leon has a wild stab at sex
<lnp-work> ding :P |
#9201 (38/189) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we? |
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<iis> exploit me |
#196803 (93/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
15:02:51 Analogy: God I stayed up too late last night
15:03:02 silentjoe: o rly?
15:03:07 silentjoe: how late did you stay up?
15:03:20 Analogy: About 3 pm
15:03:29 Analogy: Later
* Analogy has signed offComment: Timestamps were necessary for this one, sorry.
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#146 (7/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish. |
#42978 (1/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.Comment: #ampedOut, where we listen to Real Industrial(tm)
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#10609 (78/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people |
#74348 (225/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
fibrosis> It has even been estimated that one in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed.
dalamar> That's an awful lot of Ikea beds.
fibrosis> or a handful of very dirty beds |
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