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<jwz> "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby"
<ogw> the NRA?
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<robotron> Dr_[^o^] is it true that people in your country name their kids by throwing silverware in the air and naming their kids after the sounds it makes when it hits the ground
<robotron> like ching chong kang
<Dr_[^o^]> robie: is it true that you guys name your kids by throwing the bible
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<fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES!
<fruitkat> and theres one called the 'stiff boning knife'
<fruitkat> ohhhh yeahhhh.
<fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
* thousand has changed the topic to: <fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
<fruitkat> ah crap.
<@thousand> Sorry, it had to be done :)Comment: #qc
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[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
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<SMarsh> I'd like to point out, for the record, that God made the entire universe in less time than it's taken marq to hire good Perl coders.
<DMM> Yes, but the universe has a simpler syntax than perl.
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<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide
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<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames.
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<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time
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<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but then cancer crashes the party
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<+eggbot> AfroServ is back from - TAKING A MAJOR SHIT - after 4days 23hrs 3mins 25secs
<+Chronic> lol thats one huge shit you had afro
<@AfroServ> i fell asleep on the can
<@AfroServ> the smell of it kept me knocked out for days
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[JaMiNkLe] i am retarded.. trying to install Linux on my old dual 800 and it wont boot from the cd i tried everything then just after looking in the bios for the last time i went to open the cd drive to smash the fucking cd and it was upside down wasn't it >.<
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<labala> i like teh leet pie
<looksofat> stfu, nobody likes you here
<@nobody> wtf, no i dont
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<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college
<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard
<Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?
<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
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<+Coldhak> par for #anime is to expect a response after 25 minutes (length of an episode)
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<Kodan> I hate lawyers.
<Dwing> I'm a lawyer.
<Dwing> I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR STATEMENT!
<Kodan> <Spray paints self black>
<Kodan> <Pulls out the race card>
<Kodan> OH LAWD! THE WHITE MAN BE A PUTTIN' ME DOWN!
<Kodan> <Calls Al Sharpton>
<Dwing> I bow to your superior tactic D:
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<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus
<utopian> Read The Fucking BibleComment: #geekissues acronym game
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<Kaboon> Just threw water over my keyboard
* Rocker pees on keyboard
* Rocker has quit IRC
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<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an english game, and going into it and it's all like "ACHTUNG" and you're like "WTF"
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<kinderkid> my man is at home..... playing playstation.... and i was here looking on ebay
<kinderkid> best convo we've ever had
<ataribaby> hjahahah kickass
<ataribaby> is that irc slang for phone sex in different rooms in the house?
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(@King-Bob) a car is much like a women...both require money....and if u stop..both refuse the service they are designed for
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<cmullet01> i am amazed at how many weird porn sites i get when searching for 'cambridge harvard "desk fan"'
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<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?
<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho
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<Amanda`> We ran out of toilet paper so I had to use coffee filters...
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insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight
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<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today?
<CrzyViper> yeah they have a special every day of the week... here in canada.. and it's wicked
<Lumpy|hereish> McMadCow Burger
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