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loofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++)
worldhunger--;
#118241 (2548/2970) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.
Comment: #dirt - Timboss
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<roxylucy> omg did i tell you what embarrassing thing happened to me the other day?
<hedgab> not that i know of
<roxylucy> ok. well, i was visiting my friend in the hospital
<hedgab> yeah
<roxylucy> and so i was leaving
<roxylucy> but in the next room, i noticed a man covered in machinery, shivering.
<roxylucy> and i thought that was sad, so i pulled the blanket up for him
<roxylucy> and, with his breathing mask on, says, "can you see if my testicles are black"
<hedgab> omg really?
<roxylucy> i tried to decline, but he looked so frail and desperate
<roxylucy> so i checked to make sure no one was looking
<roxylucy> and i looked at it and it was just fine
<hedgab> haha ok
<roxylucy> so i was like, "nope, none of it is black"
<roxylucy> and he takes off his mask and says, "can you see if my test results are back"
#4363 (9/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<taz> 0x0020   5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470        P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030   3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75        ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040   6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e        k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050   7461                                           ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic
#16256 (160/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire
<mrfrosty> if you know what i mean
<mrfrosty> and if you do, let me know
#159049 (668/772) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jeremy> I remember the first time one of my friends got stoned....it was fucking great. he thought he wasn't feeling it, and we were playing tekken tag. He's sitting there cussing because his remote's not working, then we look over and his right hand isn't on the controller, it's in the bag of popcorn.
<Jeremy> He was twitching his hand IN THE BAG like he was trying to hit buttons
<pariah> LMFAO.
<pariah> That is awesome.
<Jeremy> He ended up winning the match because I fell out of my chair laughing at him and couldn't stop
#20078 (570/673) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
#5856 (6/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez
<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
#779 (61/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1
#30462 (352/480) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoAt> "change your body shape overnight!"
<GoAt> these claims are getting worse every day
<peasant> i call dibs on triangle
#29264 (129/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neverender> 0_o
<Neverender> why does my hand smell of urine?
<Cathode> You pissed on it?
<Neverender> ah, yes...
Comment: #pcgf on GamesNet
#26281 (40/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Madchemist> the best part of UO was that some people just wanted to be farmers or weavers or some mess
<Madchemist> and you could slaughter them and take their hard earned stuff
#6970 (34/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
#310956 (33/43) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<samantha> these recruiters are getting clever
<samantha> Subj: Disco Party??
<samantha> me: I love disco parties
<samantha> *open email* Hi Samantha, We're looking for a bada$$ front end engineer
<samantha> I WAS TRICKED
#15417 (120/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult
<andyd> but it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY LICENSES FOR SOFTWARE WHEN THE LICENSES HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN FROM SALE,
<gardron> lol
<gardron> client?
<andyd> I can't tell.  For a moment I thought that it was a brick wall.
#309205 (80/102) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< radiofree> around the time the UK was planning to introduce id cards, i was walking down the high street and some hippy handed me a flyer "NO2ID", a campaign group opposed to government id cards, stating things like privacy etc...
< radiofree> at the bottom it said "Join our facebook group"
#16997 (94/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
#34247 (77/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cyberdyne> This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went around him and lost control and ended up in the trees
<cyberdyne> car is toast
<cyberdyne> my shoulder and ribs are cracked
<cyberdyne> his pelvis may be cracked
<cyberdyne> ALL MY GODDAMN DIVX CD'S WERE IN THE CAR TOO
#309932 (93/137) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gilded> Damn ideology dealers
<Gilded> I once bought a two ounce bag of nihilism
<Gilded> Later I found out it had no value
#29473 (148/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<pimp> who was wearing them?
#11906 (119/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
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<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl"
<Fortis> I'm like
<Fortis> a romantic about it
<Fortis> but I say "fuck"
<Fortis> I'm all
<Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole"
#13487 (94/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
#57881 (519/673) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- ians [~ians@206.73.209.94] has joined #berg
< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"
#11832 (5/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\
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