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#28691 (158/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<influx> heh what is it with irc and gay jokes?
<zaggy> influx: they go together like my penis and your juicy ass
#8296 (164/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
#23525 (106/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them
#3757 (138/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?
<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
#33242 (8/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#296772 (440/560) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kayeffem|wrkin> so i got a good story for all of you
<Kayeffem|wrkin> yesterday the supreme bitch brought in her home laptop because i needed to set it up for remote access
<Kayeffem|wrkin> while it was here she decided to bitch about how the screen isnt used up all the way and there are spaces on the sides
<Kayeffem|wrkin> now this is a 17" widescreen laptop
<Kayeffem|wrkin> and it's being used at the max widescreen resolution
<Kayeffem|wrkin> as i play around with it i notice that there's nothing wrong and the screen is just fine
<Kayeffem|wrkin> so she tells me to goto the internet and goto a webpage
<Kayeffem|wrkin> where i find out her real problem
<Kayeffem|wrkin> the websites that she likes to visit dont expand to fit multiple resolutions
<Kayeffem|wrkin> thus causing empty space to the left and right of the main webpage
<Kayeffem|wrkin> now apparently this is a big enough problem for her that she's going to purchase a second laptop that's smaller
<Kayeffem|wrkin> so that the websites will take up the full screen with no gaps
<JackWat|Lap> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
<JackWat|Lap> Kayeffem|wrkin: thats fuckin crazy
<Adam^2> crazy bitch is crazy
<Kayeffem|wrkin> yea, i almost asked her if she was fucking with me
#50524 (123/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<celti> When your life is going down the drain, it's best not to turn on the garbage disposal.
#764 (84/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#55808 (416/588) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SteelHard> how r u ?
* Gen|G^2 is now known as Gen|G^ZZZ
* Gen|G^ZZZ gives SteelHard an a,e,y and o before he goes
<SteelHard> what ?
<Gen|G^ZZZ> how can i put it nicely...
* Gen|G^ZZZ is now known as TheEnglishLanguage
<TheEnglishLanguage> OH GOD IM DYING
#14475 (95/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat
#43394 (139/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hman> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
<hman> Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large
<hman> elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, but absolutely no
<hman> recollection of what to do with them.
#297995 (124/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lambda> my away msg on AIM is "partying @ the dunes"
<lambda> that way people think i am popular
<lambda> but its in a MMO
Comment: #homelesshackers
#32700 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal
#25118 (91/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.
#8662 (192/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
#23615 (103/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event.
#37609 (3/175) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Syntax> Deranged, pull my pants back up
<Deranged> no
<Syntax> Fine, I'll let him see my penis
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> Aww...look, it's hiding!
#41797 (1/169) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Larry__>  Bush (Incumbent) 50%
<Larry__> CNN spelt 'Incompetent' wrong
Comment: #incomplete-chat
#13417 (6/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Eric> still talking 'bout chickens? =)
<splorpo> no, the chickens talk thru us
<splorpo> we channel chickens
<splorpo> everyone in france doesit
#38305 (137/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Worthless (~Worthless@202.88.41.191) has joined #GeekIssues
* Worthless is now known as TheLoser
<@Rjx> can you feel the self-esteem
#54081 (328/518) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> the big bang doesn't explain a lot about the internet
<Rjx> internet?
<Rjx> universe
<Rjx> what the fuck
#14431 (112/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<antix> im bored
<antix> i think i might go mod my toilet
<Shady> what are you going to do? :S
<antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark...
#43685 (127/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cmantito> money is no object!
<warfreak2> yes, it's a class that has no instances
#5760 (45/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!!
<razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers???
<razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches???
<razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is???
<razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here.
<razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer...
<razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!
#52787 (150/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Musket> is there an echo in here?
<ManOfStuff> an echo in here?
<FessyBugger> in here?
<Kajifox> here?
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