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#247109 (595/825) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Skittles_Goddess> it takes some guts to be the small penis guy
<@teejay> you have no idea
<@teejay> oh shit |
#30755 (64/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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(@D99) this is retarded
(@D99) I wouldn't stay connected to my own cock if i had to access it through TCU's internet |
#19307 (211/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Monsoon`> grrr
<Monsoon`> WHERE IS BROADBAND WHEN YOU WANT IT?
<Monsoon`> poor little dialup is brought to its knees by pr0n like that
<Monsoon`> whatever happened to thumbnails leading to larger images?
<skitz> Monsoon`: doesnt work like that with porn. thumbnails lead to ads
<Monsoon`> it didn't used to be that way
<skitz> you're doing a "back in the day" rant for PORN?! christ |
#32507 (178/404) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<peterS> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. |
#61115 (193/453) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girlComment: #SEO EFnet
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#8483 (213/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now |
#4389 (69/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT" |
#44241 (107/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Dan> So here are two pyros comparing burn stories.. is this like the proverbial whipping out of the cocks, except for pyros?
*time lapse*
Jace> in chemistry class we were using bunsen burners, i took out a penny and decided to melt it
Dan> SWEET ASS
Jace> it was very sweet until i decided to cool it down in a beaker of what i thought was water
Dan> ..oh fuck
Jace> i mean the penny was melted...and i dumped it into a beaker of HCl
Dan> OH FUCK AND A HALF.
Jace> not only did it make a loud enough noise cooling itself down and getting everyones attention, but because of the heat change, and the fact that it was HCl, the beaker broke, spilling HCl, now hot because of the penny, all over. So it started eating away the table and floor and my lab coat.
Dan> Somehow I think your cock is bigger than mine.Comment: Ooh, fire.
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#53289 (94/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cinsu> I'd love to see a warning on something where the background is flashing black and white and the text is flashing blue and red and it says "WARNING: If you are prone to epileptic seizures..." |
#5643 (6/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead |
#25132 (61/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<_Kenny> who kicked me |
#117669 (51/189) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type
<+zmda> 100?
<+zmda> 200?
<+zmda> 300?
* hund sets mode: -v zmda
<@hund> 0 words per minute is my guesstimate.Comment: #c on efnet
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#427 (52/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her. |
#19596 (125/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Q> Verily I say unto thee: Whomsoever quoth "I am a hottie" on the internet, doth lie unto thee. |
#22623 (12/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phox0r> blarghh: your mom's mouth is an example of a BIOS |
#14854 (24/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
<Nighthawk> Caffeine
<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :) |
#16269 (267/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jasn> dad woke me up like 'your brother cut himself with a knife he's bleeding everywhere i gotta take him to the hospital'
<jasn> im like 'can you get me some mcdonalds breakfast' |
#44446 (161/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make food and burn the house down
<Imitarate> cereal can be complicated |
#397 (182/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes." |
#91 (95/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96 |
#295706 (89/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel. |
#18271 (87/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean
<Aduro> lol
<Tiffy> haha
<cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D |
#19301 (64/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<deimos> i'm rereading brave new world and 1984
<deimos> so i can figure out the proper way to act in this new mccarthism
<Twid> rat out all your friends |
#59695 (278/538) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<StupidStupor> I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm.
<MoFoCowKing> Damn.
<StupidStupor> I was teaching him to ride his bike without his training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike.
<StupidStupor> So I broke the little bastard's arm. |
#302208 (533/643) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<erin> Dammit, Windows! I KNOW the program is not responding. That's why I'm trying to close it. |
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