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#15973 (137/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s
<Fanboy> cool.
<PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337
<Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?
#14382 (170/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt?
#13480 (1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DjLizard> geez Antichron, heard of pdcc ?
<Antichron> pdcc?
* Antichron ducks.
<Erdrick> Antichron: pdcc is an industry secret, they don't want you to know about it. and yes, it DOES have something to do with ducks.
<Erdrick> magic ducks that push your DCC along.
<Erdrick> typing /pdcc 999999999 will summon 999999999 of these magic ducks.
#31565 (530/698) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
#18519 (53/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : my mom walks in and asks what are all the yellow stains doing in my carpet beside the chair that is in front of my computer
BeHeMoTh101 : she'll never know
TX Luder : hahahahaha gross
TX Luder : i at least put some newspaper down first
#36682 (46/168) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Rjx sets mode: +o utopian
* Rjx sets mode: -o utopian
<+utopian> if ophood was like sex, I have just been flashed
Comment: #geekissues
#6420 (153/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)
#7658 (177/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them
<xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive
<xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its 127.0.0.1
<TheOnyx> heh
<TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?
<xwred1> its an address
<xwred1> loopback, or something, right?
<xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me
<xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him
#22086 (102/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Painless] "when I reach an adult runlevel and have /dev/son0 and /dev/daughter0 I'm gonna teach them safe hex"
#46479 (198/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+bad_karma> Dude, are you deaf?  I've been msg'ing you for 15 minutes!
<@Matsunaga> Yes, I am deaf.  That is why I communicate exclusively on IRC, or else using a speech recognition program.
<+bad_karma> HAHA
<+baer> LOL
*** Matsunaga sets mode +b *!*@*.nyc.rr.com
*** Matsunaga sets mode +b *!*@*.bos*.verizon.net
*** bad_karma has been kicked from #anime by Matsunaga (Don't mock my disabilities.)
*** baer has been kicked from #anime by Matsunaga (Don't mock my disabilities.)
<@Matsunaga> I wasn't joking, you bigots!
#1320 (85/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P
#10423 (123/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with graph paper
and a crayon.
<hep>  hahaha
<nwinter> i had to put an audit i did into a spreadsheet because
apparently my boss doesn't like documents in the UNIVERSALLY READABLE
format known as ASCII.
<nwinter> he will soon receive my weekly status report as an attachment
named "micromanagement.txt"
#12068 (16/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee.
#167250 (227/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<an0n> If I ever find out someone has an inflatable love doll, I'm going to steal it and leave a note like "i've tried to make it work, Steve, but all you care about is yourself. What about MY needs? You treat me like a piece of meat, just here to fuck and cast aside. You've really let me down... :,("
#24337 (87/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkForceRising> cmon pmab i need ur best anecdotes n jokes
<pmab> knock knock
<DarkForceRising> whos there
<DarkForceRising> whos there pmab u fgt
<DarkForceRising> !pmab
<DarkForceRising> pmab
<DarkForceRising> oi pmab
<DarkForceRising> whos there
<pmab> whos where?
* DarkForceRising is now known as dfr^ihatepmab
#7636 (122/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down permanently, I wonder how all of you guys would react.
<Dekar> I'm not that attached.
<Dekar> I mean sure, I love the game.. but if It went down, I would move on.
<com4> hah: i'd kill everyone.. in this room .. if the game went down.. and then i'd eat some yogurt
<com4> cuz you know yogurt tastes good. the fruit on the bottom stuff.. rocks.. and then i'd kill people
#46632 (322/442) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<farax> I'm tired of all the bad spelling in this channel.
<farax> I have a dictionary script to kick people who mispell anything.
*** farax has been kicked by farax (Mispell -> Misspell)
#128043 (210/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AtropaBelladonna> some girl (shes like a bit older than me) calls up every year like cockwork "had another kid. more money"
<daffodil> HAHAHAHAHA
<Valtieri> Cockwork alright
<AtropaBelladonna> best typo ever!
#29018 (262/458) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
<michael> you guys make me feel good about myself
#295197 (405/641) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<huy> I didn't even know I knew 20 positions.
<Swick> There's a poster at the mall with sex positions on it.
<Crazy> Swick: That's an iPod ad.
#39441 (153/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadMhetoric> Bittorrent is the best thing ever.
<RedParatroopa> Is that a Pokemon?
Comment: studio64.yi.org, #tmk
#8335 (80/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."
<neored13> They should've given him Metal.
<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker
<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.
<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
#1387 (130/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known.
#61333 (299/547) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
JakManga: hey - you're still awake! can i ask you a quick question?
moonraven: You just did!
JakManga: oh and hello   how rude of me...
moonraven: Hola!
JakManga: oh damn.... do i get more than one question?
moonraven: Apparently you get 2
#150929 (239/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gavin|> wtf
<gavin|> I just realized that 2 years ago I paid for a 19" LCD but received a 17"
<gavin|> this is so odd
<gavin|> I'm looking into buying a new monitor
<gavin|> so I look at the current monitor I have
<gavin|> it's a 17"
<gavin|> then I look at my receipt from 2 years ago when I bought it
<gavin|> supposed to be a 19"
<gavin|> I... feel dumb
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