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#72748 (394/584) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes to run around killing people
<MC> He was beat as a child
<Tar> it's because he yearns desperately for approval
<HunterX11> its the name
<HunterX11> if you name a girl candi, she'll be a stripper
<HunterX11> if you name a boy jeeves, he'll be a butler
<HunterX11> if you name a guy launcelot, he's gonna fucking lance people
Comment: irc.bungie.org #hbo
#31336 (68/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#2949 (109/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<al-x> pam anderson had implants
<al-x> had them taken out
<al-x> just had them put back in
<al-x> she proly has zippers
<al-x> under her arms
<al-x> or somethign
#44579 (54/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever
#60730 (229/439) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb
08:23 <bjorn> back
Comment: he commutes from the bedroom to the living room to get to work
#23672 (135/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Spades has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
* Spades has joined #nekobox
<Spades> and that was the power button..... x.x
#12097 (26/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux
#44140 (61/155) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<biounix> i am building this little inventory system for work
<biounix> a side project because shit seems to disappear
<biounix> and we need to keep track of stuff right
<_stan> you need help with the fraud module?
<biounix> haha
<biounix> what type of fraud module?
<_stan> the kind that can pull shit out of the inventory so you can steal it, of course.
<biounix> nah
<biounix> i dont steal shit from work
<_stan> yeah, because you don't have a fraud module.
<biounix> hahahaha
#56274 (262/400) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch
<Teloch> NC.
<guyadams[serious]> North korea?
<guyadams[serious]> or north carolina
<Teloch> Korea starts with a "K", in case you didn't see that.
#22491 (23/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> I've only learned one thing about IRC over the years
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> It's that if you talk, you get banned
<@timmo> Approve Kill Nothing
<@timmo> thats funny because i banned him
#13267 (104/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572
- did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
<SirPrux> already read that
<SirPrux> it's not funny
<Mithrandir> did you try?
<SirPrux> Yeah
#2757 (116/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #honda
*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'
#6976 (119/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
#73512 (366/540) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Retro: I have discovered how life works.
Retro: "Men: No shirt, no service"
Retro: "Women: No shirt, free drinks!"
#1567 (124/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things
<ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines
<ckx> then i'd be in heaven
<ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball"
<ckx> "OH WOW LETS FUCK"
<ckx> stupid women
<mdl> haha
#40752 (267/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WillDeed> god damn I'm smooth
<WillDeed> so I went to 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes
<WillDeed> and the chick starts flirting with me because
<WillDeed> well
<WillDeed> you know
<WillDeed> she pulls down a pack, hides it, and says "sorry, we're out of those *giggle*"
<WillDeed> and I tried to laugh without laughing to show courtesy but to show it wasn't funny
<WillDeed> and it came out as a snort
<WillDeed> and the rest of the transaction was made in silence
<WillDeed> and I kinda ran into the door when I was leaving
<WillDeed> <- smooth
#303253 (39/69) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Artifice> I'm a little confused as to how E=MC^2 though. If they cannot be converted, how can they be equivalent
<@jey> energy and matter can interconvert
<Artifice> That's what I thought
<ttvd> prove it
<Artifice> I'll book the LHC. The 12th work for you?
#308799 (184/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vyk> Ender, what happened with your motorcycle?
<Ender> Motorcycles are not good for deer hunting
<FiestaJoe> well you got it in one shot
<FiestaJoe> and it dropped right where it was hit
<FiestaJoe> cost of ammunition seems expensive though
<Ender> $6700 per shot
#48452 (75/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xcham: you interested [in taking an amateur radio certification course]?
Nruuuuup: this is like HAM radio?
xcham: yeah
Nruuuuup: the old-fashioned audio only version of blogging
xcham: I figure it's a handy thing to have a license for
Nruuuuup: because...?
xcham: in case, you know, society crumbles
Nruuuuup: hahaaha
Nruuuuup: why do i need a radio to go looting?
#4644 (104/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
#6426 (178/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
#6367 (126/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.
#297849 (381/553) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mistah_j> If you watch porn in reverse it's about a guy who vacuums jizz of a woman's face and then takes his Pizza back to work
#140733 (179/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pulse> i remember when i was 16
<pulse> i applied to a dunkin donuts by me, because they were hiring for cashiers
<pulse> 3 weeks later, i hear nothing
<pulse> i go in there after and guess what i see
<pulse> a fucking chick with down syndrome standing at the register being taught by the manager how to use it
<pulse> that made me not want to apply for a job ever again
#4159 (119/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?
<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft
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