|#7991 (174/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<someone>: how good does txt compress?
<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume
<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?
<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression
|#138939 (99/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<Zaphod> All games are crap with a gamepad.
<Zaphod> I'd like to have a go on a steering wheel setup, just once.
<PetrDoubt> Get one!
<Nugget> it makes a world of difference
<PetrDoubt> It's really, really nice.
<Zaphod> nah, not worth buying one.
<Zaphod> But when they start making real cars with cursor keys instead of steering wheels, I'll be ready!
|#7549 (164/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
|#310496 (44/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free
|#945 (48/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch
|#298803 (170/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<segin> uhh, hi?
<jatboy0> what is use of grep
<segin> Have you read the grep manual?
<segin> Do you understand English?
<segin> Then what is the problem?
|#2506 (135/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
|#25540 (49/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
|#53818 (208/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
You Hate SWC: The man gets the woman WASTED.
You Hate SWC: And they have "teh hawt secks."
You Hate SWC: And then she wakes up, vomits, and nine monthes later, I was born.
You Hate SWC: Oh shit.
You Hate SWC: a baby is born*
You Hate SWC: *cough*
ToasterStrube: Yea, nice typo
You Hate SWC: >__>
|#14530 (214/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
|#3063 (201/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
|#19586 (48/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
[12|23:38:28] <trunkz> LetHaL is gat
<trunkz> gay even
<LetHaL> trunkz is gayer
<trunkz> yes he is
|#7478 (66/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean? "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
|#8743 (11/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th
<Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK
|#8875 (100/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
|#8374 (22/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me
<Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ?
<Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON
<Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
|#16508 (43/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol
|#18450 (109/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<carcoal> what's a good car?
<carcoal> truck or sub
<jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal
|#11014 (52/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
|#5782 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<djm> irc's my anti-drug
|#32248 (258/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
|#5519 (62/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
|#30455 (260/466) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<vermifuge> so i have this girl in bed
<vermifuge> and her friend texts her
<vermifuge> to say shes pregnant
<vermifuge> colossal 21st century cock-blocking
<jube> YOUVE GOT LIMP
|#303934 (40/108) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
< niekie> Someone said to someone else "There's a hole in your shirt."
< niekie> That was just the perfect moment for me to say "That's better than the other way around."
|#13813 (286/462) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag |
<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction
<webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!
<Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics!
* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine
* webrunner stops the machine
* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge
save page |