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#54419 (20/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Malekh> Farts make me sad
<ridger> do you believe that all your happy is escaping?
#303035 (27/67) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cotton> Fraz: isn't that the normal way to use #error? :o
<Fraz> well im trying it but im getting an error
Comment: efnet #c++
#3118 (97/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive?
<Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
#24155 (94/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
^john^> how come identd doesnt bind to port 113
evilgreg> make sure' its not taken
^john^> [john@ebz:~/oidentd-] $ make sure
^john^> make: don't know how to make sure. Stop
^john^> anyone else?
#178881 (131/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<defunkt> anyone know a good web-based survey system?
<defunkt> we need to find out why you guys are actually paying us money
Comment: From #github
#10067 (104/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water
#11597 (151/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
#8187 (60/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.
#159049 (668/772) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jeremy> I remember the first time one of my friends got stoned....it was fucking great. he thought he wasn't feeling it, and we were playing tekken tag. He's sitting there cussing because his remote's not working, then we look over and his right hand isn't on the controller, it's in the bag of popcorn.
<Jeremy> He was twitching his hand IN THE BAG like he was trying to hit buttons
<pariah> LMFAO.
<pariah> That is awesome.
<Jeremy> He ended up winning the match because I fell out of my chair laughing at him and couldn't stop
#38397 (20/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<scriptx> i told some chic tonight
<scriptx> during beerpong
<scriptx> that if i were rich i'd buy an oc192
<scriptx> she's like.. a what?
<scriptx> i said.. the mad fast internet
<scriptx> and she was like.. oh.. nice
<scriptx> you're damn right bitch
<scriptx> she's getting packeted
<scriptx> as soon as i get it
Comment: #TriX on EFnet
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<DrBacchus> fajita: RFC 2795
<fajita> DrBacchus: excuse me?
<DrBacchus> fajita: You're supposed to give me a link.
<fajita> DrBacchus: i'm not following you...
<DrBacchus> dumb bot
<fajita> Stupid human
#2016 (182/336) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
#17945 (126/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Iggz> screw it
<Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich
<Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me
#68469 (173/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Moppy> I think I found a pointless secret passageway :(
<Apofisu> is that nerd-speak for seeing a vagina?
#230494 (150/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OnslaughtSix> I hope the Hadron collider destroys the fucking universe
<OnslaughtSix> I have a Java project due that I haven't even started
#50168 (114/460) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Montag> "Ubuntu" is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't configure Slackware".Comment: Thats what Ubuntu means...
#9936 (23/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe
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#8391 (85/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
#302982 (15/35) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
< shortcircuit> dastoob is about to get a lot smarter; I just retrieved the missing parts of his memory a few minutes ago. He's coming back up.
< shortcircuit> Oh, wow. His resident memory is up to 943M and still climbing.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< brousch> dastoob die
< shortcircuit> Stabilized at 1000M virt, 972M resident.
< dastoob> haz like.. 13 f utah..
< shortcircuit> I'm sorry, did I say 'smarter'? O.o
< brousch> he is smarter! now he uses leetspeak!
* shortcircuit wonders if he can purge parts of the data set.
< shortcircuit> Yeah, looks like I can.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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< shortcircuit> dastoob: Feeling smarter?
< dastoob> am reading the Wealth of Nations.. It's quiet?..
< shortcircuit> I think that's a Yes.
#49354 (220/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BriBroder> Wang International Inc. Recalls Wooden Christmas Toys Due To Choking Hazard
#224012 (608/782) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<psypete> ok, so i have a question
<psypete> fellow geohashers
<psypete> is there any prize or accomplishment for geohashing in a hurricane?
<joannac|reallyAsleep> a darwin award
#2831 (118/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<snag> you know whats funny
<snag> im big
<snag> but im not that fat
<eldee> that's what all fat people say
#765 (176/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
#56912 (360/522) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HajuuNOT-NZ> im going on a date tommorow :/
<HajuuNOT-NZ> not sure why
<cai> Parents haven't had that talk with you yet, I see
#3045 (171/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** beltic has joined #html
<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
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