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<celti> No more sticky spacebar
<celti> If you laugh, I will murder you.
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<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?
<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."
<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER!
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<spacecat> i dont rly like virgin airlines
<spacecat> i mean whats the point in going on a plane that doesnt go all the fucking way
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<TallestRed> WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
<BlasterDRP> british toothpaste company?
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<Parable> Just because I fucked a girl twice doesn't mean I'm hetero! ;_;
<Jetta> Parable, thats twice more than a few in here
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<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness
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<Linguica> whatever you say honey
<Linguica> err homey
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<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
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<@efnex[sz]> has anyone read the da vinci code
<@efnex[sz]> if so what is it about
<SirScoots> ef, i realize in your part of canada you get stuff late, but davinci code is sooo 2003
<@efnex[sz]> we just got the beatles here
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<imprfect> So my mum ended up calling me and asked me to come over her.
<imprfect> *Here! HERE! HERE DAMMIT!
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<@witheld> Well, my computer from the age of 3 to about 10 was this frankenstein build that a family friend built us running 95. When I first started using it I just used a program called "baby type" which created various noises and visualizations from pressing buttons and messing with the mouse
<@witheld> And then when I was 10 or so the mexican guy gave me my own windows 98 computer
<@witheld> mexican guy down the street*
<@KittyKatt> Oh, I thought you meant THE mexican guy.
<@KittyKatt> Like, everyone was supposed to get their computer from the mexican guy at the age of 10.
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<[Piratez]> mating calls?
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<gde33> When reading ##politics I'm always amazed how smart people are in all the other channels.
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<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
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<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t
<notrino> laat ?
<A|exander> its one better than l33t
<notrino> err..yeah better than
<notrino> l33t :D
<A|exander> you're getting it
<notrino> than , why not 99 ?
<A|exander> small steps man, small steps
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<darkraZor> yes, tits
<Soopa> i agree
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<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla has
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<@louis> i dont remember if i brought this up
<@louis> but I was hanging out with my brother a couple of days ago.. was a rather hilarious conversation
<@louis> he starts explaining to me about a talk he had with my nephew
<@louis> (mind you, nephew = 14 or so)
<@louis> "Dad! Why are there so many girls going with girls now? Especially at my school" - Jr.
<@louis> Sr: "Well, son. Your generation isn't taking care of business."
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<atoi> ouch...when zippers attack...
<atoi> zippers and balls have been natural enemies since the inception of storing the latter behind the former.
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*Global* A novice srvx class will be starting in about 10 minutes. Please /join #class if you would like to attend and learn more about what features are available to you and how to use them.
<Fax> A cervix class?
<Fax> I wasn't aware you could get a gynecology degree over the internet
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<vice> you remember that asian girl i wanted
<vice> she got suspended for 10 days
<vice> for giving head to some black dude in the hallway
<simon-say> what happened to the guy?
<vice> suspended also
<simon-say> "I got suspended for recieving head"
<vice> she was a good girl too ;\
<vice> oh well
<simon-say> good girls don't blow black guys in the hallways at school
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<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"
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PatamonKid: but, while we hadn't been talking, I was starting to like someone else we knew
PatamonKid: found out last night she had liked me a lot at the same time
Guardian Angel: You must feel like you're in a hentai game D:
PatamonKid: actually, yes. That's EXACTLY how if feels. x_x
PatamonKid: except, you know, I won't actually get any at the end.
Guardian Angel: hahahahahahah
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<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.
<slurpee> so true
<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!" "shut up, canada."
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<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
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