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#4843 (98/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat |
#31565 (539/709) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done |
#32044 (302/482) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms. |
#21148 (123/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t |
#25586 (53/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kronz> dot <--
<@kronz> wait no
<@kronz> . <-- dot |
#127326 (386/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Random> I've wanked 50 times this year.
<Random> My ring finger is sore...
<Kogita> it's the third of January. You need help. |
#33896 (244/458) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<ZekeMacNeil> my dad just IMd me for the first time
<TribGuru> Zeke: "a/s/l son?"Comment: #fark on irvingnet
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#11223 (45/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jubei301> I want a director's cut version of the matrix where the red and blue pills are suppositories... |
#8009 (116/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy??
*** fragility (fragility@lsanca1-ar14-4-47-119-104.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout) |
#11909 (40/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds |
#311431 (62/90) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
curiousjock> hi
<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE |
#24147 (36/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Clarke Eesdope> new skill dom? do explain
<Dominius Gompers> You have to get level 35 though. Then your zombies become more powerful
<Clarke Eesdope> more powerful zombies eh
<Robert Deleard> It won't be a zombie though...it’ll be a different creature
<Clarke Eesdope> can it be an elephant
<Clarke Eesdope> or some sort of enormous slug
<Robert Deleard> no, sorry..
<Clarke Eesdope> oh that's ok
<Clarke Eesdope> sometimes i just get in that slug summoning mood |
#10930 (151/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor" |
#8379 (143/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<pKfoster- ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<johnnY> dude
<johnnY> it was my cat
<johnnY> ...
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat
<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss
<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude |
#1794 (7/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos? |
#34236 (504/660) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unchellmatt> weewoo: I had a spammer pissed at me for reporting her "Free Psychic Readings" mailings and getting her shut down. She flames me with "If you didn't want the mail, why didn't you just reply and ask to be removed?!?!"
<unchellmatt> I replied "You're the fucking psychic.... YOu figure it out" |
#8202 (155/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do?
<Epesh> get those files |
#142667 (1381/1791) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Turra> the 5th element is awesome
<Kar> Boron?Comment: #TGi
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#35000 (284/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HowlinMadMurphy> And.. AcidRain.. Man, life's pretty sad when all your good memories are of the internet.
<znutar> hahaha
<NOOU|Sleep> Not really.
<NOOU|Sleep> Almost all my memories are on the internet.
<NOOU|Sleep> ...
<NOOU|Sleep> Holy fuck that's depressing.Comment: Discussing old times.
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#2261 (162/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version" |
#5956 (231/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid |
#49777 (225/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<patchman> I'm so modest even my modesty is modest!
<patchman> wait, modest doesn't mean what I think it means
<patchman> I meant "awesome". |
#10842 (154/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those? |
#74351 (279/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Merchelo> no one uses cd's
nosmo> You ever wonder where mp3s come from?
nosmo> Your parents didn't give you "the talk" |
#7459 (170/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties
<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith. |
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