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#2203 (158/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<kritical> the doctor made me piss in a cup and i had wacked off like an hour earlier...he then walks in and tells me i need to cut back a bit on masturbating..im like, "WTF" |
#14591 (34/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?
<+xenu> 100,000$
<@odoyle> not a penny
<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free
<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?
<@odoyle> nah
<@[KdAwG]> pft
<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;) |
#46377 (1937/4459) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<LordYoshi> what button is page down? I've pressed everything
<Master> The "Page Down" button.
<LordYoshi> oooooo
<Master> Insert Home Page Up
<Elazul> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
* LordYoshi feels like a dumb ass |
#296125 (137/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
-!- soj|atchurch is now known as sickofjesus |
#89351 (309/475) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday party... |
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#54699 (38/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
alannapurple: My boyfriend's RA sold him pot.
alannapurple: Do you understand how this is inherantly wrong?
silknsteelcn: Yes
alannapurple: oh thank god, someone does
silknsteelcn: I can't believe you're going out with someone who smokes pot. |
#301526 (237/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<ProtoTom> just saw avatar
<ProtoTom> so James Cameron basicaly spent 500 mil to depict a love story between a 15 foot blue woman and a cripple
<jefHardy> it's a progress...last time he spent 200 mil to depict a love story between an iceberg and a big boat |
#2585 (120/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once
<wild-> Lepper_: that was me
<wild-> u heat it in the microwave
<SYch0> wtf |
#16719 (95/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<eugenics/#help> hi, i was going to search for how to cook an omlette online.. but i dont know how to spell it |
#56171 (99/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger |
#29917 (116/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me?
<halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's and the other holds all the 0's? |
#624 (139/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again |
#53484 (275/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Paco> I got my friend kicked off X-Box Live because I made a 69 Camaro SS with a Swastika on the hood (How was I to know SS stood for Supersport and not Schutzstaffel?) and I'd just join races with predominately French guys and go the wrong way on the track and wreck them
<Paco> Well, I tried to play nice
<Paco> I didn't make the Nazi Death Car until some French dude called me a faggot
<Paco> I had to unplug the headseat while I was driving the wrong way down the track, 7 angry French guys all screaming at the same time is too much |
#25152 (52/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea |
#30892 (225/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: No.
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ pleeeeeeease?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Not on your life.
<@Flyp> !8 Another time maybe?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Absolutely not.
<@Flyp> !8 Seeing someone else, eh?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Yes. |
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#40409 (155/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to pay on a cash up front basis |
#15848 (236/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds. |
#33709 (130/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<el_oso> I want to make my own internet.
<el_oso> :(
<pinin> you should so we wouldn't have to see youComment: #GeekIssues
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#60290 (289/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<_Foxy> And I am sitting in math next to the hottest chick ever cuz the teacher said thats the only thing that will keep me awake :/
<_Foxy> I was always sleeping and man...my dick is in pain after 2 hours next to her with her miniskirt!
<_Foxy> damn I'm gonna watch some more porn
<_Foxy> brb |
#266270 (4601/5289) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever. |
#6056 (159/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one. definitely. |
#15725 (136/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<EarthShaman> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get
*nix man pages |
#9479 (67/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian' |
#15870 (165/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<dabblerblue> i hate pants that are only comfortable when you're standing :(
<nzc> so takem off
<dabblerblue> i can't, i'm about to go out
<dabblerblue> i put them on so i could leave without being arrested
<dabblerblue> i hate that |
#2368 (137/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P |
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