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#300167 (279/463) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Moon_Doggy> sugar, egg, and peanut butter does not turn into a cookie when you bake it..............it turns into FIRE
#33227 (125/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<Drummer_B> may i ask if this is a roms channel?
<nylint> drummer_b: all you have to do is !list
<Drummer_B> ahhhhhhhhhh ok thanks  :)
<Drummer_B> !list
* Drummer_B was kicked by nylint (auto-kick: no triggers or roms, bitch!)
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<nylint> and you'll get kicked
<nylint> i didn't tell you what it would DO
Comment: #emu efnet kthxbye
#7038 (125/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed
#7889 (102/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg  <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a community always means something. :)  Thanks fodder
#308179 (252/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights
<SkyLurker> I named two of them and he never used those two again :(
* ZachPrime can't afford one of those atm
<SkyLurker> the mouth one was Hungry Mary
<SkyLurker> and the other one was Gaping Gloria
<SkyLurker> sometimes I would make them perform sex acts on each other
<&ZachPrime> ... why are you telling me this? >.>
<SkyLurker> I have been keeping it to myself all these years...
<SkyLurker> I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore
#50466 (149/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shifter> fucking stupid bitch cunt whore skank peice of shit driver
<Shifter> some stupid bitch somes down my street, not realizing its a dead end
<Shifter> shes driving a fucking ford earth destroyer 2007
<Shifter> she goes to make a 3 point turn, realizes she cant without going over the curb
<Shifter> she just decides to drive up on my fucking yard and tear up my fucking grass
<Shifter> when she saw me on the front porch smoking a cig, she gave me one of those bitchy shrugs, and drove off.
<Shifter> god damnit i hate people.
#1091 (60/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#20832 (39/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<damn_fig> someone needs to form Bashaholics Anonymous
* DirtyPunk submits damn_fig's quote to bash.
#309733 (39/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rmah> (reading books is my primary ipad activity)
<rmah> well, that and crossword puzzles
<atomi> I take my tablet to the bar and use it to ignore people
#33865 (188/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Megasaxon> haha
<Megasaxon> americans amuse me
<Megasaxon> they're so dump
<Megasaxon> er
<Megasaxon> :(
<Bendit> hahahahahaha
#7432 (205/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot.
#1951 (41/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
#301115 (7/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> Oh, funny thing I saw at Publix a week or two ago. You know those magazines in the checkout line?
<Indogutsu> One of them was a women's magazine with two rather contradictory headlines on the cover: "Party like Paula Deen this Christmas!" and "Lose 20 pounds by the New Year!"
#4809 (167/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #bible
<Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a realistic image of the full Jesus!  Is he hung like his dad? FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!
#4248 (113/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_un> monitors so dark
<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2
<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker
#43872 (94/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kf`ill> I went with a girl to a bar once, she had one boob bigger then the other, there was a breast contest to see who's was the biggest, she took 1st and third placeComment: #script @ irc.gamesurge.net
#23143 (9/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* cows has joined #kuro5hin
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cows
<drwiii> http://douglas.min.net/gowb.gif  <-- cow
<COMPUTERA> drwiii, I'm guessing that you got it in your head at some point that if only you appended "<-- cow" to enough URLs, she'd sleep with you.  Well, you might be correct.  However, I bet you're starting to lose momentum, get discouraged.  Wouldn't it be ironic if you gave up when only one more URL would've finally brought her around?  With that in mind, I guess you'll never stop.
<Iman> ^^--- too long to topic :(
#307551 (240/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
chelseamc: when i go through and close my tabs from last night in the morning
chelseamc: its like an internet hangover
chelseamc: WHAT WAS I DOING LAST NIGHT
#15906 (183/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came
in.  We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed.  They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work
of Shakespeare.
#3757 (138/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?
<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
#26266 (117/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet
#30933 (145/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jp-minip[hw]> pm me with romantic christmas gift ideas for ur girlfriend, dont pm me unless u have one ty ;) [/amsg]
<jp-minip[hw]> omg fking fags forget it, goatse.cx cookies are NOT romantic
#17105 (106/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex
<@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know
<@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex
<@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks
<@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff
<@KelPearl> whoa
<@KelPearl> sweet idea
#33988 (13/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> they're muslim
<jonathans> there is no light at the end of the tunnel
<jonathans> just another tunnel
#9479 (75/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
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