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| #73308 (160/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag < orange9> someone make me a margarita
 * Dethboy makes orange a Dethboy Margarita
 < orange9> how you make yours?
 < Dethboy> well... its a shot of whiskey and a beer but i am wearing a sombrero
 < Dethboy> i despise tequila
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| #11647 (28/202) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it
 <Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free?
 <Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by me
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| #57018 (352/548) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <lefter> anyways, long sorty short, she shoved 2 fingers in my ass
 <celeste_> literally, or figuratively?
 <lefter> literally
 <lefter> i don't know how you would have 2 fingers figuratively put into ones ass
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| #32691 (213/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
 <@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
 <+BalefireX> man
 <+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
 <+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problemsComment: #gideontech
 
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| #16858 (164/364) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <manero> MANLY THINGS:
 <manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
 <manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
 <manero> 3) BEER BRATS
 <rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
 <rebrane-> 4) FARTING
 <manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
 <rebrane-> 6) CARS
 <rebrane-> 7) FIRE
 <manero> 8) BOWLING
 <rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
 <ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
 <rebrane-> 11) GUNS
 <rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
 <skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
 <Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
 <rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo
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| #8259 (3/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
 <andy> You type like poop.
 <andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
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| #21982 (256/436) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
 PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?
 EventuallyAdonis: what about it?
 PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
 PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol .........
 EventuallyAdonis: that's deep
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| #52518 (144/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <nox>I was sitting on the bus on my way to school and couldn’t help pausing my iPod for this one:
 <nox>Black man #1: Yo! Whut the fuck are you lookin’ at?!
 <nox>Black (business suit wearing) man #2: Would it hurt for you to speak respectably to others?
 <nox>Black man #1: Nigga whut? Are you black? You looks black, but dat must just be black paint on yo skin!
 <nox>Black (business suit wearing) man #2: Nevermind. I appologize. I’m sorry.
 <nox>Black man #1: You sorry?! Don’t say sorry to me! Say sorry to yo momma!!! Call her up right now! Say sorry dat you lost yo real color!Comment: .derekilicious @ wordpress
 
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| #6662 (1/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable
 <jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?
 <jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
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| #1967 (159/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
 <JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
 <JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
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| #224117 (251/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <Scopes13mtg> Anybody know a good place to buy Russian singles online?
 <Scopes13mtg> edit: To clarify, I am looking for Magic cards.
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| #18126 (122/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
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| #14781 (195/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
 <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
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| #300242 (90/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <Tunder> i'm not good in math but i know 4 minutes is not 240 secs
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| #21561 (4/186) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag [16:13] <goatasaur> ahh, porn
 [16:24] <goatasaur> what were we talking about?
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| #18256 (52/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid if I walked onto a campus in a gorilla suit with a giant banana as genitalia
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| #34100 (187/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <kisama> man the way i fool my mom for a bong is great
 <kisama> i just wash out the chamber with alcohol and rock salt
 <kisama> so it's sparkly clean
 <kisama> after each smoking session
 <kisama> and stash the still filthy bowl in my closet somewhere
 <kisama> i just leave the bong drying, in the open
 <kisama> she thinks its chemistry equipment
 <kisama> it's so great
 <Josho> haah
 <kisama> if i go smoking somewhere i just take the thing in plain view
 <kisama> and say i'm going to do chemistry experiments
 <kisama> of course upon going outside i fucking stash it
 <kisama> because other people know better
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| #20688 (205/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is?
 <ptachka> yes, we elected one
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| #68954 (252/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <MrZodiac> oh man
 <MrZodiac> this is so awkward
 <MrZodiac> This girl who I boink now and again is in an open relationship with a dude I knew in college
 <MrZodiac> This past weekend she and I made merry, and I threw ropey jets of jism all over her and some of the furnature we were making merry on
 <MrZodiac> And I used a towel to clean her and the furnature off
 <MrZodiac> So the guy sends me a myspace IM today asking me which towel I used
 <MrZodiac> ugh
 <MrZodiac> I feel weirdComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
 
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| #6492 (27/213) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
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| #2211 (224/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment
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| #301487 (83/111) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag saltydog: i told you
 thero: you did?
 saltydog: you said youd go if someone bought you a drink
 thero: stop talking to me when im drunk
 saltydog: that leaves a 5 minute window each day to talk to you
 thero: thats not my problem
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| #4918 (238/391) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
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| #1112 (7/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P
 <LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
 <blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
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| #6905 (47/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag <sbp> oh, I just remembered something
 <Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
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