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#7829 (5/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/`
<JakeStone> rob:  Religious pr0n?
� Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and scans.
<JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they are quite sore o/~
� Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the Republic to filk it
<rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword o/`
<rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)
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<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
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<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen
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<AceAway> well later bitches of to the hospital
<SForce> that sounds promising
<AceAway> not really spend half my life going to them all part of being stuck in this damn wheelchair
<SForce> unfortunate
<SForce> makes me want to stand up
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<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
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<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer
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<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power
#1090 (62/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?
(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ
(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that
(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet
#216997 (398/574) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shii> ethane, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job
<Shii> to get fired from
<Cpl_Ethane> Shii: I worked there, over uhm
<Cpl_Ethane> 15 years ago
<Cpl_Ethane> and I got fired
<Shii> what for?
<Cpl_Ethane> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#2921 (130/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)
(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge
(Idler): Starting to get really big now
(Idler): Might have to kill it some day
(NX): did u try to eat it?
(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
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<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room
<Weirdo> brb
*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d
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<@Matador_> put your $$ where your penis is
<fyzix> you want me to shove money in your mother?
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<Lowlypeon> You know the other day, I saw a bumper sticker "I earn it here, I spend it here - USA" And a little flag.
<Lowlypeon>  On a fucking MAZDA
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@[BONFIRE] just got the best question ever
@[BONFIRE] by some n00b
@[BONFIRE] whos trying to install an old printer
@[BONFIRE] like 15 yo
@[BONFIRE] he doesnt know why it wont work
@[BONFIRE] it keep poping up with "new hardware found"
@[BONFIRE] and he clicks cancel
@[BONFIRE] cause its not new
@[BONFIRE] >_<
#310812 (11/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<robin> it probably is adobe's fault
<robin> i bet you could measure the dollar cost of adobe security breaches
<robin> then calculate the amount of funding that programs like food stamps would have received had productivity not been wasted on adobe security breaches
<robin> pretty sure acrobat reader and flash are responsible for child hunger
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<nil> If you have a problem and think to yourself...  "I can solve that with a regular expresion!"  Now you have two problems.
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<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay.
<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :|
<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies.
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<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
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*** Now talking in #-[TF]-
*** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England)'
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<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
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<keiretsu> today at uni the lecturer was trying to open up his powerpoint presentation
<keiretsu> he opens Powerpoint from the start menu and clicks the Save button at the top (with a blank document currently open)
<keiretsu> while he's navigating around someone tells him that he clicked the save button and he responds "yes, that's to save a file"
<keiretsu> and he navigates to his lecture presentation thingy and double clicks it and it prompts him wiht the "do you wish to overwrite" dialog and he clicks Yes
<keiretsu> and the whole lecture theatre started laughing out loud at him and some guy was shouting "GG"
<surfichris> lol
<keiretsu> he closes powerpoint and navigates to it in windows explorer and double clicks it and it's now a blank document :p
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wasted` : so basically you fucked a virgin and were disappointed by her lack of experience?
#44405 (41/161) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help?
<Anomaly> I was printing out a photograph but the sun and the sky were messed up, they were black and purple
*** starwarsgamer has joined #outboards
<Galaxy Mage> Apparantly, your cyan-hole and your yellow-hole are clogged, but your magenta-hole and your black-hole are fine.
*** starwarsgamer has quit (sick fuckers)
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