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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 35 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 55.8% chance of being approved.

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<Fax> I have a friend looking for people to hire in the SF bay for a programming job
<Fax> anyone?
<Arang> well
<Arang> I can't program
<Arang> and I live thousands of miles away
<Fax> APPLY ANYWAY
<Starsinger> I can't program
<Domochevsky> SF bay?
<Arang> san francisco
<Starsinger> lemme know when you have a friend looking to hire fluffers
<Domochevsky> A little off
<Arang> I know what a fluffer is
<Arang> MY LIFE
<Arang> IS WASTED
<Flickerdart> I'm lost and confused.
<Flickerdart> Also a little hungry.
<Arang> eat a muffin
<Arang> or rather
<Arang> eat banana bread
<Arang> that's in a muffin cup
<Flickerdart> I don't have any
<Arang> because that is hella delicious
<Arang> make some, homo
<Flickerdart> And my cooking raises the biological hazard alert level.
<Arang> it is *so easy*
<Flickerdart> So is *your mother*
<Arang> at least my mom taught me to *bake*Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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