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<zork> I wanna go to bed
<zork> But I know I can't sleep.
<Smiley_> i got pills for that
<zork> GIEF
<Stomach> You put them in your ass.
<zork> Still gief.
* Smiley_ unzips
* zork bends over
* Smiley_ rams it in
* zork sleeps |
#300016* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<d> ok heres what you do
<d> find her
<d> walk up to her
<d> whip out your cock
<d> and just stare at her
<d> then after a while just be like "bitch you got work to do"
<Robster> Well yeah, i mean
<Robster> thats how i asked her out
<Robster> and i got rejected
<Robster> what a prude
<d> well your problem there is that you let her have a say in the matter
<Robster> damn |
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<AneiDoru> apoc
<AneiDoru> you live in Egypt?
<Apocalypse> yes AneiDoru i do
<AneiDoru> how is it like there?
<AneiDoru> lots of sand?
<Apocalypse> lmao
<Apocalypse> i always get that
<Ichiruka> Do you ride a camel?
<Apocalypse> yeah im actually on a camel in the desert with a big ass wifi tower behind me and a 1980 laptop -_-
<Apocalypse> its a city lol , a normal city
<Apocalypse> or a car y'know
<Apocalypse> we have those >.>
<Ailieron> So its a camel powered car?
<Apocalypse> [image of Cairo]
<Apocalypse> i live there anei
<AneiDoru> nice
<AneiDoru> it looks like portland, only with sand in the background
<Fax> such is the modern age!
<Fax> Where every place looks EXACTLY THE SAME
<Fax> with the possible exception of Venice
<Fax> but that's just because you're building houses on top of THE FREAKING OCEAN
<Fafnir> technically, it's just the sea
<Fax> Technically you're still BUILDING HOMES ON TOP OF A NONSOLID
<Fax> THE MIND
<Fax> IT BOGGLES
<Fax> WHATS NEXT
<Fax> BUILDING HOMES ON TOP OF A GEL?
<Fax> WELCOME TO JELLONIA
<Fax> LAND OF WE BUILD THINGS ON TOP OF JELLOComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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<Garet_L> do
<Garet_L> your
<Garet_L> friends
<Garet_L> also
<Garet_L> write
<Garet_L> like
<Garet_L> this
<Garet_L> ?
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<ElmoEllie99> wat school do u all go to?
<slightlymighty> School is for schoolkids.
<NaughtyBudgie> School is for BABIES.
<NaughtyBudgie> Where BABIES go.
<NaughtyBudgie> Ironically, I go to high school, which is a type of school.
<NaughtyBudgie> Therefore, I am a High Baby. |
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** JamietheCat90 has joined
<JamietheCat90> HI AGAIN
<JamietheCat90> MEGAN?
<JamietheCat90> Meg?
<Sting1> Megan... didn't make it.
<Sting1> I'm sorry. We tried our best.
<whitesidevampire> We lost her, three clicks back.
<slightlymighty> She's totally in a better place.
<JamietheCat90> oh....... |
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<MattyLove91> It's a <i>Saturday</i>
<KeepWaiting> Is it an italic saturday?
<MattyLove91> YES
<KeepWaiting> OH DEAR GOD |
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(15:44:28) ssarge: close your mouth and open your eyes
(15:44:33) ssarge: eer...
(15:44:34) Beyecixramd: LOL
(15:44:35) Beyecixramd: FIAL
(15:44:36) julian1: haha right :D
(15:44:37) ssarge: other way around ;PComment: #Gfire (irc.freenode.com)
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<Chroder> pay me and ill show you just how great of a time you can have
<Chroder> i can do “the helicopter” like no other man |
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<nuintari> we're building our own telecom hutch so we can move our equipment out of the men's room at this one tower site
<nuintari> the men's room with porn in it.
<nuintari> it's the best-connected node on the network, hundred-meg to UUnet and two hundred to Cogent.
<Dopey> And they're still using paper porn?!Comment: Ahh, the WISP business
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<gary> YEYYEYEYE <- 300001th one
<yomski> gtfo |
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<Hellraiser> Wtf wheres my pants? |
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Samiam yoo |
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g |
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<garid0s> So, i was walking home and a bee flew by.
<garid0s> so i lifted my foot in the air and stepped on its ass
<garid0s> ROFLOLROFL |
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<secretsqui> indeed
<@Anacrusis> I am a trilobite
<@Anacrusis> as always!
<secretsqui> yargh
<@Anacrusis> is that a noise of assent or just general displeasure?
<secretsqui> can't it be both?
<@Anacrusis> yargh
<secretsqui> this is what happens when steam doesn't work
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<@Rask> How many release dates does a product need?
<Clover[sleep]> TF2.
<Clover[sleep]> </thread>
<Clover[sleep]> zzzz |
#299990* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
RA_chet: they are just gross
RA_chet: i feel sick when i eat them
RA_chet: and they just make me want to gag
RA_chet: the smell, the texture, the taste
RA_chet: ewie
Arch_Laughter: please tell me, youre still talking about fish |
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| 09:36:01 | <14LQLdrPKQ4> CONNECT TO <Censored>
| 09:36:14 | <14LQLdrPKQ4> CONNECT TO <Censored>
| 09:36:15 | <14LQLdrPKQ4> CONNECT TO <Censored>
| 09:36:21 | * LQLdrPKQ4 (LQLdrPKQ4@FlameChat-58443804.cinci.res.rr.com) Quit (User has been permanently banned from FlameChat (Fuck off))
| 09:36:21 | * @[A]Google (JS248399@Staff.FlameChat.com) Quit (User has been permanently banned from FlameChat (Fuck off))
| 09:36:24 | <11&sysErroR> o.o
| 09:36:26 | <11&sysErroR> LOL
| 09:37:04 | * &sysErroR shrugs
| 09:37:30 | <04+Anthrophobic> wow what a fail..
| 09:37:31 | <04+Anthrophobic> :D
| 09:37:34 | <09+xer0x> :)
| 09:37:41 | <11&sysErroR> hand slipped
| 09:37:42 | <11&sysErroR> heh
| 09:37:50 | * &sysErroR goes back to watching tv
| 09:37:53 | <04+Anthrophobic> lmao :DComment: Google is a admin on the network. LMAO
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| 09:23:42 | <11@Google> (10:23:08 PM) <+Anthrophobic> you better tell him...
| 09:23:42 | <11@Google> (10:23:16 PM) <+Anthrophobic> the away system on mIRC is gay period..
| 09:23:50 | <11@Google> ADD/ADHD
| 09:24:10 | <04+Anthrophobic> what you mean?
| 09:24:24 | <04+Anthrophobic> I have ADHD but how can you tell?
| 09:24:31 | <09+David> 15,01lmfao
| 09:24:32 | <11@Google> you was talking bout something else then you... OMG I NEED A HAIRCUTComment: LMAO irc.flamechat.net
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<setz> Sliver-X: wow you can only get 200FPS on a snes game?
<setz> you can get that much easy on a ps1 game
<||bass> wow you can only get 200fps on a game that is framelimited to 60fps you suckComment: #arc-nova.org on DarkMystIRC
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Aaron: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Christina: ...
Aaron: its true tho
Christina: like being involved in it? or watching it?
Aaron: think about it
Aaron: 10 people in a gang rape
Aaron: 9 out of 10 are gonna like it
Christina: you know there aint always ten involvedComment: *headdesk*
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<ilanbg> sorry about that, I lost internet connection apparently
<ilanbg> what was the last thing you got from me?
<celeste> the email you sent to your professor
<ilanbg> okay
<ilanbg> here is what I sent after that which I guess you didn't get:
<ilanbg> 10:45:07 PM ilanbg: halloe?
<ilanbg> 10:45:30 PM ilanbg: HALP
<ilanbg> and that is all
<ilanbg> okay... moving on... |
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sally says: What's a dickfore?
tom says: What do you think? |
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<Oceliane> I found a method to cyber with a channel!
<Oceliane> . /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /me moans /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /me moans /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /me moans /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop |
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