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#311670* (?/2) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Captain: A Wizard on an Adventure is basically... you're a Wizard, and here you are... having an Adventure whether you like it or not.
Captain: whereas an Adventuring Wizard is... you're a Wizard going on adventures because you want to.
Anti: And consider that people who want to go adventuring are less than stable normal people at the best of times before you throw phenomenal cosmic power at them. As Terry Pratchett observed, turning someone into a frog isn't the hard part. The hard part is not turning someone into a frog once you know how.
Captain: and then also turning all the witnesses into frogs.
Anti: Trespassers will be toad.
#311669* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Voct> a guy in argentina had himself tattooed with a QR code that would show you a video of a super exciting moment in argentine football
<Voct> and then the video got taken down
<MasDestruc7ion> Now the qr code says something like, page missing, or video is unavailable, so that sucks
<Voct> yes
<BlackWing> Guy should have done Rick Roll
<Voct> his tattoo gave him up, it let him down
<BlackWing> But it will never desert him.
#311666* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SuperNovaSlayer> The best part about growing up where I live is, when you break up with your girl, you go "We can still be cousins, right?"
#311665* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<VirtusGraphics> console.log(gf)
<MyNameIsKir> undefined
#311664* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dOm3r> A planet is a domesticated mammal descended from the sun.
#311663* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Guest> you don't just saw your girlfriend in half
#311662* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Artemis the Bear Queen: Terry Pratchett's Death is so great.
Artemis the Bear Queen: Wait
Artemis the Bear Queen: Let me
Artemis the Bear Queen: Rephrase that.
Artemis the Bear Queen: I really love how Pratchett anthropomorphized death. Makes a great character.
#311659* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@stereo_> mmm, organic sugar.  so much better than including normal chemical sugar
#311657* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pondwitch> i love a fog. i love a woods.
<chippyyyz> I love to munch a fresh baked goods
#311655* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
p0: luca
p0: i implore you to witness
p0: the strongest gin drink in the world
p0: 3 parts gin to 1 part lmaonade
p0: behold
Luca: Do you ever do anything other than drink?
p0: behold
#311653* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<unbot_> *flips table* time since previous mention of '60hz': 4 weeks, 1 day, 3 hours, 31 minutes and 17 seconds (mentioned by r‌combs)
<marcan> bad bot
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'bad bot': 1 day, 16 hours, 37 minutes and 49 seconds (mentioned by m‌arcan)
* marcan sends an ICBM unbot_'s way
<marcan> whitequark: sigh
<marcan> seriously, why the fuck are *any* of those things tracked?
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'fuck': 11 hours, 6 minutes and 20 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<marcan> ... come on
<muvlon> try to form a complete sentence without triggering the bot
<muvlon> think of it as a game
<muvlon> I'm up two points it seems
<Hellsenberg> marcan: lol
<marcan> muvlon: that's basically impossible.
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'basically': 8 hours, 39 minutes and 45 seconds (mentioned by T‌D-Linux)
<Hellsenberg> aaand unbot_ is cursed
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'cursed': 9 hours, 51 minutes and 39 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<marcan> no single train of thought can escape unbot.
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'train': 8 hours, 51 minutes and 58 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<Hellsenberg> AAAAAAAAA
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'AAAAAAA': 1 day, 15 hours, 45 minutes and 49 seconds (mentioned by H‌ellsenberg)
<marcan> I'm too busy to deal with this shit.
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'bus': 9 hours, 6 minutes and 22 seconds (mentioned by s‌orear)
<marcan> can I just wish death on the thing?
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'death': 9 hours, 39 minutes and 44 seconds (mentioned by r‌combs)
<muvlon> marcan: i just did it three times in a row
<marcan> unbot can bite my shiny metal ass
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'bite': 10 hours, 38 minutes and 58 seconds (mentioned by O‌hGodAPet)
<whitequark> marcan: ok that was extremely hilarious to be honest
<marcan> thanks, I tried. but I also think it exemplifies the problem.
<whitequark> !untrack bus
<unbot_> whitequark: untracked topic 'bus' (thanks for nothing whitequark)
<whitequark> whAT
<muvlon> the bot should track more things that are actually cursed and simultaneously not substrings of common words
<unbot_> *flips* time since previous mention of 'actually': 7 hours, 7 minutes and 42 seconds (mentioned by T‌D-Linux)
<marcan> LOL.
<marcan> yeah, honestly, the substring false positives are just annoying
Comment: ##whitequark on freenode
#311652* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ncl> <ncl> this isnt cute this is a curse and significantly sociopathic behavior
<ncl> <ncl> are you blind or too scared to tell me to my face
<ncl> <ncl> nyaa
<ncl> extremely normal cnversations i have with peopel on the inter net
#311651* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<cupe> fun fact: tim sweeney is now on some list of the world's 500 richest people (and much higher up than gabe newell)
<visy> he's investing his money into buying land in NC
<visy> that piece of news last week showed that mostly to preserve the nature there, which is a good hobby for an ultra-rich guy
<visy> better than Bezos at least ;D
<visy> I'd say that's a pretty damn good way to spend your money
<visy> the other theory of course is that he's getting land for a private Fortnite fight to the death IRL
#311650* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+nullx> I'm hard when I like a game, but some games.. make me ubisoftComment: #pcgames efnet
#311649* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<alecxe> should i keep declaring chocolate as "food" when bringing it into the US?
[...]
<david> Chocolate, being a thing eaten by humans, is indeed "food."
#311647* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Gustavo6046> It all began with the Big Boop.
<Gustavo6046> The Big Boop Theory.
* cheapie boops Gustavo6046 to see if anything exciting happens
* Gustavo6046 universes
<Gustavo6046> You can't hide from the facts. Furries are the source of life, the Universe, and everything.
#311646* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<XVC> dad?
<indomitable> XVC: is your dad an Iranian doctor?
<DrIranian> XVC is my son
#311643* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[RjxLAPTOP] i audio taped my shroom experience
[RjxLAPTOP] but when we played the tape back later
[RjxLAPTOP] it was just me saying "
[RjxLAPTOP] er
[RjxLAPTOP] "dude, we should eat THERE"
[RjxLAPTOP] everywhere we went
[RjxLAPTOP] like, every few minutes
<thc\ip> haha
Comment: #orkut EFNET
#311642* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Fatmeatball: is nobody going to question the fact that i almost lost a frickin eyeball because of spongebob squarepants
#311641* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BronzeEagle> 10/10 muricas
<daniel> that guy needs lessons in redneck
<daniel> he totally failed at securing those roman candles
<roman> no one is touching my candles
#311640* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<whitequark> i used to work with a guy
<whitequark> who was working on ruby on rails website
<whitequark> in dominican republic
<whitequark> and he was doing it exclusively on a mixture of cocaine and amphetamine
<whitequark> and i had to refactor his code
<whitequark> i literally asked my coworkers to give me an ice pick and an one way ticket to dominican republic as a new year gift
<whitequark> unfortunately they refused
#311636* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Anonymous> 4chan is a Jewish dating website.
<Anonymous2> u lied
<Anonymous> Yes, yes I did.
#311634* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&castalia> snek-sensei: i almost aborted myself
<&castalia> IRL no joke
<@snek-sensei> nice
<@snek-sensei> thats hardcore
<&castalia> i was born premature
<&castalia> umbilical cord got wrapped around my neck
<@snek-sensei> wow you tried to hang yourself while aborting yourself
<@snek-sensei> thats fucking metal dude
<&castalia> before i even entered this world i was already trying to kill myself
#311633* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ChiizuKage> The Castlevania Netflix series is pretty rad.
<ChiizuKage> Great fight scenes.
<Slash_Lateral> Apparently the Wall Chicken shows up as an easter egg in one of them, if you look carefully and turn up the brightness.
<ChiizuKage> Slash: aw man, now I gotta look for that.
<ChiizuKage> I'm actually on that episode right now.
<ChiizuKage> Fight scene was fantastic, along with Bloody Tears playing.
<Slash_Lateral> Haha :D
<ChiizuKage> This show is great in that it doesn't beat you over the head with references and fan service, so when it does occur, it's actually memorable.
<Slash_Lateral> I'll have to watch it next time I get on Netflix
<ChiizuKage> The plot is a mix of Dracula's Curse and Symphony of the Night.
<dysk> I've been hearing nothing but good things about the Castlevania series. I hear the producer wants to do something similar with another popular and long-running video game franchise (rumored to be Zelda).
<YelseyKing> Zelda already had a cartoon. But then, it sucked, so... Excuuuuuuuse me, princess. :P
<Yuri> I heard the Super Mario Bros. movie is awesome.
#311631* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@stereo_> when we get a time machine that can look anywhere in history, i assume the first thing it'll be used for is to spy on other people's dicks
<@Dom`> I mean, why?
<@Dom`> If we wanted to spy on dicks, we could just put a camera in your mouth
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