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#311570* (?) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DEATH> Aaaahahahaha just had the best coding WTF moment ever
<DEATH> Better than cat-on-keyboard ones
<DEATH> Macbook suddenly started forcibly going to sleep in mid-work
<DEATH> Turns out, I was writing a debug routine with a thread sleeping + polling for a condition every 1 second, used Sleep(1000) which I *do* have declared somewhere as doing the same thing as on Windows, but forgot that the module I was doing this shit in was .m and therefore Obj-C without C++, which was calling some fucking implicitly declared C function instead of my thing, and putting the machine
<DEATH> to sleep.
<Case> nice
<zao> :D
<DEATH> So, if you accidentally copy Windows style Sleep(somenumber) to mac, in pure C mode rather than C++, it's going to put the machine to sleep.
<DEATH> And I thought I just broke the mac for a moment.
<DEATH> As amusing as a goatse sighting at 5 AM.
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BadSpoon: I want a job in IT
but I don't want a job in IT
because when you get one, you find out that everyone else is fucking stupid
#311568* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> the bigger question is why I am so fixated on personality disorders
<@digdug_> maybe you have pdfpd
<@digdug_> personality disorder fixation personality disorder
<@Dom`> pdfpd.pdf
<@Dom`> the document for pdfpd
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Darkness has joined
< MrSmurfing> Hello Darkness my old friend
< Darkness> I have a boyfriend
Darkness has left
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* lilly_the_kitty tweaks one of Binding_Angel's wings
<TungstenCarbide> that's not a wing.
<lilly_the_kitty> Who are you to say such?
<TungstenCarbide> I'm a professional wing identifier with a doctorate in wing identification.
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<toxik> jomi: vill du köpa bitcoins
<stevuu> bitcoins are so 2016
<toxik> a lot like your hairline
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crond: to hell with emacs.
crond: emacs is like using a blender to chop your salad. you CAN do it, but it's overkill, and you just get sludge at the end.
whizzl: more like dropping your entire kitchen on the salad bowl
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<Benny-G> o/ Someday, love will find you... o/
* Silverfur hides love in Russian's bed
<Russian> I'll wash the sheets
<Silverfur> i think it got into the mattress
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<cheapie>   My left rear tire decided it didn't want to be a tire any more.
<Sunberry>  Oh dear. What does it identify as now?
<cheapie>   Random rubber bits on the road, I think.
<Sunberry>  I hope you've decided to respect its choice and remove it from your car
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figa2003: caterfxo: running it is like idk an orgasm. You'll see a '90 computer run smooth like it was an i7
caterfxo lols
figa2003: caterfxo: as long as you don't try to open internet
figa2003: caterfxo: internet kills dreams
figa2003: Internet kills everything
figa2003: Privacy, friendships, fun, reality, happiness, money... I don't want to live in '2xxx :(
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<mechanicjay> Remember folks, it's okay to be a mother fucker, as long as it's someone else's mother.
<joe_z> your own grandmother is OK then?
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<kapitank> According to all known laws of aviation, it is impossible for Donald Trump to reach his coke. His stubby arms can barely lift from his fat body
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<Mr_X> if anyone here has a android please pm me ok?
<blkshp> Data is offline at the moment
<Menzador> Shoot, I turned off the Human-Cyborg Relations module on my C-3PO to have it serviced by my local Tatooine Electronics dealer...
Comment: ##chat on irc.freenode.net ( Freenode )
#311554* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<APTX_> so
<APTX_> I unpacked my switch and I turn it on for the first time. I felt it rumble a bit. After a second I realized that it was an earthquake and not the console...
<DerIdiot|work> ba da bish
<APTX_> the timing was really good
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<soakingbook> i masturbated in such a way that my orgasm was perfectly timed with the new year.
<umbrifex> coming in with the new year
<soakingbook> yes.
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<butt0ns> I didn't say sucking dick for bitcoins was a good business model, just that it happens
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<kakashiAL> in jacascript you have then, which is map and flatmap combined, so we cant have Promise(Promise(x)) or Promise(Promise(Promise(x)))
<kakashiAL> many people critsize that
<kakashiAL> I would like to know why you want to have that
<kakashiAL> I dont know a single case where you want to have a Promise(Promise(x))
<Brewster> Same... I prefer to use PinkySwear(x) for a Promise of more than one dimension
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<TsarBoris> Some things I got this Christmas - boots and a knife
<SlovenianStranger> boots and a knife
<SlovenianStranger> this is either some rockies gift or slavic gift
<SlovenianStranger> but slavs also give socks
<TsarBoris> I got socks as well SlovenianStranger
<SlovenianStranger> nice
<socks> no you didnt
#311547* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dvalue-work> :)
<dvalue-work> err
<dvalue-work> :(
#311546* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fuchs> I'm horny *shows his horns*
<Fuchs> they were £10 and fit quite well
#311545* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jerome> You been up to much?
<TravelerInRedAndGreen> Nah, Christmas shopping mostly lately.  About to climb on the roof.
<TravelerInRedAndGreen> Glad it doesnt get icey here.
<Jerome> What is it with Americans and climbing on roofs at Christmas
* MsDrWatson is on TravelerInRedAndGreen's roof right now
<MsDrWatson> peeing down the chimney for blackmail material
<MsDrWatson> ...oh god. PEERING
<MsDrWatson> PEERING, I SAY
<Waterjuffer > you're much less likely to fall that way
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BadSpoon: @1tee: I have a knack for posting semi-relevant things at the right times
I don't really know why
1tee: Because you can read
BadSpoon: by jove I think you've got it
1tee: By golly
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<Cain> ..what's wrong with me that I make things love me so easily? why am I so nice and friendly yet so empty inside and wishing I wasn't real.. that I was a illusion, some digital thing?
<solitary_blue> i get that sometimes too
<solitary_blue> then i just fart and i feel better
#311541* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lynndis> "prepubescent metalcore"
<Lynndis> that's a phrase for the ages
<Das_Cheese> :P
<Lynndis> It's like a fancier way of saying pedometal :P
<Das_Cheese> they're not pedos
<Das_Cheese> they're just little kids that never grew up
<Lynndis> pedo (well, paedo, to be accurate) refers to being prepubescent
<Lynndis> paedometal would be prepubescent metal
<Lynndis> If you want *paedophile* music, on the other hand
<Lynndis> We call that "country" around these parts
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Ol' Larry Ellison is like EA Games... they see something good and profitable, buy it, fly it straight into the ground, wait for the fire to die, then expect people to want to buy the carcass...
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