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#311636* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Anonymous> 4chan is a Jewish dating website.
<Anonymous2> u lied
<Anonymous> Yes, yes I did.
#311634* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&castalia> snek-sensei: i almost aborted myself
<&castalia> IRL no joke
<@snek-sensei> nice
<@snek-sensei> thats hardcore
<&castalia> i was born premature
<&castalia> umbilical cord got wrapped around my neck
<@snek-sensei> wow you tried to hang yourself while aborting yourself
<@snek-sensei> thats fucking metal dude
<&castalia> before i even entered this world i was already trying to kill myself
#311633* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ChiizuKage> The Castlevania Netflix series is pretty rad.
<ChiizuKage> Great fight scenes.
<Slash_Lateral> Apparently the Wall Chicken shows up as an easter egg in one of them, if you look carefully and turn up the brightness.
<ChiizuKage> Slash: aw man, now I gotta look for that.
<ChiizuKage> I'm actually on that episode right now.
<ChiizuKage> Fight scene was fantastic, along with Bloody Tears playing.
<Slash_Lateral> Haha :D
<ChiizuKage> This show is great in that it doesn't beat you over the head with references and fan service, so when it does occur, it's actually memorable.
<Slash_Lateral> I'll have to watch it next time I get on Netflix
<ChiizuKage> The plot is a mix of Dracula's Curse and Symphony of the Night.
<dysk> I've been hearing nothing but good things about the Castlevania series. I hear the producer wants to do something similar with another popular and long-running video game franchise (rumored to be Zelda).
<YelseyKing> Zelda already had a cartoon. But then, it sucked, so... Excuuuuuuuse me, princess. :P
<Yuri> I heard the Super Mario Bros. movie is awesome.
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<Danika> hmph, Twitter thought one of my tweets was considered "suicidal" or something
<StriderHLC> The hellsite strikes again
<Danika> yeah I said something like "I wish my parents never had me"
<StriderHLC> "We suspect you may be suicidal. We are locking your account to remove you from your support network as a courtesy."
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<@stereo_> when we get a time machine that can look anywhere in history, i assume the first thing it'll be used for is to spy on other people's dicks
<@Dom`> I mean, why?
<@Dom`> If we wanted to spy on dicks, we could just put a camera in your mouth
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<@Rothen> .c 1 square lightyear in square centimeters
<%topkek_2000> Oops: Ran out of units of quantity lightyear (imaginary)
<+woodcat> wolfram alpha that
<@snek-sensei> wolfram alpha my ass
<@snek-sensei> >wa my ass
<%topkek_2000> [Wolfram] Myr (megayear) = 1 Myr | 1000 kyr (kiloyears)  | 1 million years  | 999.3 millennia  | 3.154×10^13 seconds
<+woodcat> that's phat
<@snek-sensei> dang i'm a lot of years
<@Rothen> snek-sensei's ass stretches for eons.
<+woodcat> it's almost bigger than your mum's
#311629* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< jayis> yesterday my architect said our base64 encoded username "token" is encrypted and i said it isn't and then he said it is and i said it isnt and then he walked away
#311628* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dysk> ...some common typoes change the entire meaning of a sentence.
<dysk> "Venom was really good. Would defiantly see it a second time"
<dysk> Right, because the producers of the movie only want you to see it once. Stick it to the man!
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< Kitlero> Also, I came to say there clearly cannot be lizard humanoid in politics
< Kitlero> The evidence is how against 'global warming' they tend to be
< Kitlero> I think lizard people would want a warmer earth
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<YelseyKing> Movie Crossovers We Don't Need #9273894673: "Nightmare on 34th Street".
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< brennyn> i once had to train a guy at work who i could not convince that 1 percent and 1 gallon are not "basically the same thing"
< brennyn> his explanaton was that milk comes in 2%
< brennyn> he wasn't trolling, he was actually stupid
< brennyn> he got fired less than a week later for pouring paint thinner into his eyes
<@snek-sensei> w-what
< brennyn> he was cleaning something that required lying down and crawling under the machine
< brennyn> he got to the part he needed to clean, held a cup of paint thinner above it, and poured directly into his face
< brennyn> because he forgot about gravity
<@snek-sensei> oh okay that makes sense
#311622* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pikapika> Girlcocks are fucking amazing
<cheapie> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
<cheapie> *ahem*
#311621* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<StriderHLC> Yesterday we learned that the president's penis looks like a cartoon mushroom, and it's already gone from Twitter's memory. :(
<YelseyKing> Thank goodness for that.
<dysk> I guess Nintendo fans apparently have little interest in political "humor".
<AmySaturn> two recent news stuffs no one needed to know about
<AmySaturn> the toad shit and beatles masturbation sessions
<dysk> Beatles... masturbation sessions? Yeah, I think I'll stay out of that conversation, thank you very much.
<dysk> Insert your own joke about Norwegian wood here.
<AmySaturn> yeah that's been done
<AmySaturn> also come together
<AmySaturn> a hard day's night
<AmySaturn> etc
<dysk> Memo to Paul McCartney: When you're being interviewed, you don't have to share every single thing that happened when you were with the Beatles. With some subjects, it's best to just... let it be.
#311620* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dysk> "Target is bleeping out book descriptions, removing words like 'Nazis' and 'queer'"
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> I love overzealous auto-censors.
<dysk> That old joke about **** van **** just continues to stay relevant, doesn't it.
<YelseyKing> Yes.
<YelseyKing> Penis van Lesbian.
<dysk> Except in Target's case, "penis" and "lesbian" would be censored.
<dysk> I mean, one of the censored words was "stripper".
<dysk> Which isn't always about nude performance. Sometimes it's used for a tool (lol tool) that forestry workers use to remove the bark from wood.
<YelseyKing> t**l
<YelseyKing> I totally understand the reason why sites would do that, given that anyone who'd be so easily offended by certain words would be the same ones to throw a huge fit over seeing them.
<YelseyKing> But it doesn't make it any less stupid.
<YelseyKing> My favorite thing is when they censor a word with only a single asterisk. F*ck!
<YelseyKing> Like you can't tell what that says.
<dysk> "Holy sh*t!"
<dysk> And, of course, let's not forget ***an.
<Danika> Satan?
<dysk> (a certain country in East Asia)
<Danika> oh, Japan
<YelseyKing> The best censors are the ones that ignore spaces and punctuation, so you'll get words you didn't even type censored.
<YelseyKing> Like "cut it out" will be censored, because it ignores the space and sees "tit".
<dysk> Or "It's been 20 years since the release of Mariah Carey's hit", and the final four letters would be censored.
<YelseyKing> Yup.
<YelseyKing> Even better is if they're not censored, but replaced.
<YelseyKing> "It's been 20 years since the release of Mariah Carey'fecal matter"
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<@Wilber> Activity on gimpissues: Shortcut Ovelapping <https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp/issues/2183>
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: GNOME: Impossible to get infos for GNOME/gimp issue 2183: 404: 404 Not found
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last minute; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last 60 seconds; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
<ankh> haha
Comment: #gimp
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<@nsnc> crowell is doing nothing, therefore crowell is doing.
<@Maczilla-> Induction is so nice
<@bt> Induction is not doing Allah is doing
<@aweinstock> Allah_ind = fun (P : Allah -> Prop) (f : P MkAllah) (a : Allah) => match a as a0 return (P a0) with | MkAllah => f end : forall P : Allah -> Prop, P MkAllah -> forall a : Allah, P a
<@aweinstock> I figured as long as we were doing Allah and Induction jokes, I could define Allah as an inductive type (isomorphic to unit, because monotheism), and take the induction principle for it
<@aweinstock> you can recreate it (with colors, even) with `echo 'Inductive Allah := MkAllah. Print Allah_ind.' | coqtop`
#311617* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<StriderHLC> Aggh... I've had so much trouble focusing lately. :(
<Danika> me too
<Danika> (Katelyn and I dumped out all our alcohol last month)
<dysk> Me too. Rejoined Facebook earlier this month. With social media, it takes a lot of work to not be busy. ;)
<Yuri> Alcohol!!!!
<dysk> Am I the only person here who mostly associates that word with rubbing alcohol rather than drinking? ;)
<dysk> I mean, individual alcoholic drinks, I refer to by their names rather than the catch-all term "alcohol", which I'll always think of as a topical antiseptic.
<dysk> That's just my weird use of language, haha. Don't mind me.
<dysk> I've heard some cocktails are quite delicious, so I refuse to conflate them in my mind with a disinfectant.
<StriderHLC> I don't remember if it's Methanol or Ethanol that's rubbing alcohol as opposed to teh booz.
<dysk> Depends on what part of the world you're in, I think.
<ChiizuKage> I associate the word "alcohol" with the disk burning software.
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<salcedo> someone came into #docker on freenode and was like: docker ♥
<salcedo> and a bunch of people dropped
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Beta: Remember, the sentences "Piracy is bad", "Please trade Windows for Mac/Linux" and "I hate you" all mean the same to me.
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caducity: I don't get juggling culture
agreeculture: probably better off that way
agreeculture: its basically just a progressive, creeping self hate
caducity: maybe I get juggling culture
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MartokTheAvenger: Had a line break and start spewing gas. Always fun.
MartokTheAvenger: Luckily I had the right male shear top to fix it.
SPIKEMARE: ...is that a tool
SPIKEMARE: or are you wearing a see through shirt right now
MartokTheAvenger: It's the top part of an emergency valve. It has a shear groove so it breaks at that point.
SPIKEMARE: oooh
SPIKEMARE: neat
SPIKEMARE: admitted, I had fun imagining you going "oh a gas leak, better get my see through shirt"
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02:18 CaptainJistuce lights the Kawa-Signal!
02:20 Kawa has joined ##higan
02:22 <@CaptainJistuce> You saw the signal!
Comment: Sometimes, timestamps matter.
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<YelseyKing> We live in a society where one person has ruined things for everyone many, many, many times. And hell, they don't even have to be true incidents.
<YelseyKing> Like that poor hapless pizza place that was bullied out of existence because some morons looking for "lulz" decided to claim to other morons that there was an "elite pedophile ring" operating out of it. Connected to Oballaroros.
<YelseyKing> (Obama/Hillary/Soros. The evil trio behind every bad thing in this country. Allegedly.)
<YelseyKing> Also, the fake news sites seem obsessed with pedophilia, and are going the "DARE" approach with it. "It's absolutely everywhere! Everyone is doing it! Protect yourself and your children!"
<StriderHLC> That's part of how fake news operates; it's an accusation that people have an immediate visceral reaction to.
<YelseyKing> Point. Maximum outrage sells, and what's more outrageous than crimes against kids?
<StriderHLC> Yep.
<YelseyKing> The problem is, they're overmilking a dead cow.
<StriderHLC> That is an odd metaphor
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<Sonux> So, Sage, you had something important to say?
<Therum> Yeah, I'll be nice and shut up for it this time
<H_Hog> :o
<Therum> >_>
<Therum> No announcment?
<Therum> Or important thing, or whatever
<PkR> hey Therum
<PkR> calm down, please
<PkR> at least Sage is a respectable person here
<PkR> he creates beautiful music
<Therum> >_>
<Therum> I calmed down ages ago.
<Sage> I was pooping
<Sage> sorry
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