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<Sonux> So, Sage, you had something important to say?
<Therum> Yeah, I'll be nice and shut up for it this time
<Therum> No announcment?
<Therum> Or important thing, or whatever
<PkR> hey Therum
<PkR> calm down, please
<PkR> at least Sage is a respectable person here
<PkR> he creates beautiful music
<Therum> I calmed down ages ago.
<Sage> I was pooping
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Aragón: Like, one jokey channel a la menagerie is enough
Majin Syeekoh: numbers we need 15 rp channels
Caligari87: Separated by theme
Caligari87: Pony RP
Caligari87: Anime RP
Aragón: Pony anime rp
Majin Syeekoh: 15 rp channels and 20 of them are ERP
MrNumbers: Don't make me delete this server
Norm De Plume: Oh, please. No one on here ERPs
Norm De Plume: not even Wyatt ERP
Majin Syeekoh: i do
Majin Syeekoh: i haven't in a bit
Majin Syeekoh: but it's a good bit of fun
Aragón: Kinda wanna see that unfolding now
Rebelle: Do I want to know what Wyatt ERP is?
Caligari87: I wish the :rofl: reaction sufficiently conveyed my attempts at not falling into hysterics at my desk again
Caligari87: Wyatt ERP fucking god
Caligari87: My sidesComment: Wyatt ERP. That is all.
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< mircean> I’m new to IRC, can someone see what I am writing?
< Sling> no
< mircean> oh
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<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungryComment: Taken from bash.org
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<F-Man> one time I did it while watching Star Wars (again, really horny) and I reached climax right when the death star blew up
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<yipdw> I use IRC via a straw
<yipdw> that's why it sucks so much
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<G-Flex> I just got another scam phone call
<G-Flex> for diabetic testing supplies
<G-Flex> you can really fucking tell these people anything
<G-Flex> I told them I have "tons of diabetes" and that I am Jaundice McLeod at P.O. Box 1901098, Little Compton, Alaska
<G-Flex> I asked them if they'd be delivering the equipment, because I've been having trouble receiving deliveries lately because there was an accident at a nearby laboratory and time around me has been very nonlinea
<G-Flex> "last week I got a lamp delivered from Amazon five times in a row, and that was before I even ordered it"
<G-Flex> he transferred me to another person and I told them the birth date they have on file for me is probably incorrect, as it has changed recently
<Moodcarver> ah the good old days in little compton
<Moodcarver> the fried pea salesmen hawking their gristle door to door
<G-Flex> she asked me what time it was where I am and I said "well in Alaska it's like noon, where I am it works a bit differently right now, I can actually see two suns in the sky and I can't really think about it or my nose will start bleeding again"
<G-Flex> I told her she could call me back in three hours, she said yes
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<dokodonmystery> reading character descriptions of smash characters is so funny because it's like
<dokodonmystery> this is lucas, his life and family were ruined by colonialists and capitalism
<dokodonmystery> this is snake, he's a genetic clone who suffers from the cost of endless war
<dokodonmystery> this is king dedede. he loves food
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<+Jigsy> I honestly rate the Emoji movie a ¬_¬ out of :>
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<RenegadePanther> like korea has those one toilets that spray water up your ass
<RenegadePanther> it feels weird
<RenegadePanther> but you like it... so you start to question things.
<RenegadePanther> on your return trip from Seoul, you realize, you may never have that feeling of asshole water again, and you become incomplaicent.
<RenegadePanther> after a short while of using the american Johnathan Crappers, you realize you dont feel the same on your old porcelain throne. partially because it doesn't plug into the wall.
<RenegadePanther> You constantly bounce back and fourth from hopeful optimism that you will be able to order one. and then, crippling pessimism when you realize you may not be worthy of korean asshole spraying toilets.
<RenegadePanther> After months of this way of american life, you settle into a manic state, wondering if other seat-like structures will provide the same experience, yet; it never happens. Friends and family start to get worried.
<RenegadePanther> You finally hit rock bottom; you go into a life of crime, trying to get a hold. Trying to find your way to south Korean asshole-spraying toilets.
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<@swight> man, CNN is depressing today - anchors are bursting into tears talking about Bourdain
<+tr3> yeah, i saw some stuff this morning about it
<+tr3> they were having a hard time talking
<@swight> was just listening to an anchor mention his daughter and she just full out cried
* +tr3 smacks swight
<+tr3> damn disc keeps skipping
<+tr3> playing the same segment over and over
* +tr3 pulls the plug
* @swight has left #geekissuesComment: #geekissues EFNet
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<Thatnom> my mom gave me sex ed with 2 stuffies on my birthday in the gift shop
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<cuisir> Ever eat gravy?
<cuisir> Or drink
<tincan> yes, i drink only coffee
<tincan> never had water in my life
<MurkyBanana> coffee has water in it
<cuisir> Not coffee or water
<cuisir> Flour and grease, I think
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<MurkyBanana> hmm.. coffee gravy
<genii> Might be good to try at Thanksgiving, offset the tryptophan
<MurkyBanana> brilliant!Comment: freenode
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<@Splunge> why does the scottie terrier have to destroy everything
<@Splunge> even stuff which should have been safe on my desk
<@Splunge> RIP Flexi octopus
<@Half> Because he's a terriorist.Comment: #tsc
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<rekt> ra doesnt build character
<rekt> it reveals it
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<Jigsy> I always hated learning Algebra in school. If I had to rate it, I'd give it X out of 10.
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<furrywolf> yes, it is. why, exactly, are you using it? your doctor may be able to prescribe you medication that can help with that...
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<KeeperOfDreams> Who is ready for some fun times?
* TungstenCarbide does not raise hand.
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@KittyKatt | I'll describe the weather to you in the form of a haiku.
@KittyKatt | There are birds chirping
@KittyKatt | But my heater is broken
@KittyKatt | I am fucking cold
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<dysk> I began experiencing an unintended consequence ever since I put a lot of my old crappy MIDI music on SoundCloud.
<dysk> Random people have been liking specific songs and following me, for an incredibly stupid reason.
<YelseyKing> Oh noes. People *like* your music? Dreadful.
<dysk> They have automated bot-type abilities to search for, and like, absolutely any song with specific words in the title, regardless of the song's content.
<YelseyKing> Oh. Hah. Dumb bots.
<dysk> Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
<dysk> So I have a few songs with the word "Party" in the title. I get notifications from out of nowhere about these accounts that like my "Party" songs, so I'm curious about these accounts and look them up. They also like tens of
thousands of other songs and audio files with "Party" in the title, from disco to hip-hop to political rallies.
<YelseyKing> Bots are so dumb.
<dysk> I tell you, nothing gets a dance floor moving quite like a Bob Dole speech from 1996.
<YelseyKing> Oh yes.
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<YelseyKing> ...every time I hear a car alarm, I fantasize about dropping a piano on said vehicle.
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<pholtos> Ted Nugent says Democrats should be shot like coyotes
<YelseyKing> Ted Nugent also said the kids protesting gun violence "have no soul". The guy is a lunatic.
<StriderHLC> Ted Nugent got out of Vietnam by shitting his pants for a week.
<StriderHLC> Just getting that out there.
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<pholtos> Have you seen that website, "Ted Cruz for Human President"?
<YelseyKing> That Ted Cruz is "human" is up for debate.
<StriderHLC> Remember the time he liked a porn tweet
<StriderHLC> (fun fact: every single picture of ted cruz is hilarious under the headline "Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet")
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<jonspw> what's wrong with irc?
<EricE> not a damn thing
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<KKT> Oh the board game box's rate is $19
<KKT> I guess length makes a big difference
<bildramer> no, girth
<Namelesswonder> angle of the dangle
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