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6:13 PM <+FireBeard> after 20 years on IRC, I STILL have no quote posted on either bash or qdbComment: I think it's about time
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<GiMP> Ya it's alright, I was never close to her
<Talgie> Well still I am sorry about your cunt
<Talgie> AUNT AUNT AUNT FUCKING PHONE IRC AUTO GODDAM CORRECT!
<GiMP> Nah my cunt is just fine, functioning as usual. Actually used it last night
<Talgie> well thank god for small favors, and apparently Kard is gay
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<DerIdiot|work> that last image is nightmare fuel
<Watarase_Jun> i don't know why, but the last image gives me a mental image of ghostly wailing and "What have you done to meeeeee!"
<desuwulf> don't see anything creepy in it
<desuwulf> it looks the same as when you skin an animal
<DerIdiot|work> i rest my case
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<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
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<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
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<Kakashi> hey Dutch fags living in this house, this person's playing a lolicon hentai game
<Kawa> See? Nobody cares :)
<Kakashi> I know. I'm the one who cares the least.
<Kawa> you're the one playing.
<Kakashi> I'm watching a movie.
<Kawa> I'm reading the bboard.
<Kawa> Then who's playing loli hentai games?
* Kawa glances at TEHJAYBEEZ
<TEHJAYBEEZ> I was reading about historical chess variants. I think lolicon hentai games might've been an improvement.
<Kawa> ... Battle Chess, but with loli hentai.
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[15:09:53] <BenA>Apropo of yesterday, which concert cost 45cents? 50 cents, featuring nickelback.
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<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
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<GiMP> who the eff names themselves a moron its like a big target
<GiMP> like why give the enemy the chance?
<Talgie> this isn't war lol
<GiMP> hey moron
<GiMP> oh this gonna be fun...
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<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober
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(after freenode accidentally K-lined most of the network)
<kline> no users, no spam, right?
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< kline> turns out a cidr mask of `/i` is wider than you'd think
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<Lycan> ffmpeg is the sound you make when you eat noodles?
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<Two_Dogs> ButterFly: how to start user-service cinnamon-session
<@ButterFly> cinnamon-session [-a|--autostart=DIR] [--session=SESSION] [--failsafe|-f] [--debug] [--whale]
<Brutus> i know cinnamon is a bit big, but calling it a --whale ?
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< skalnik> Why would someone judge you for ordering a basket of bacon?
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<+Kawa> She sucks as if your dick is a caprisun
<@GIGA-DEATH> After stabbing it with a straw?
<@GIGA-DEATH> And tearing it open because those damn straws never go in right?
<@GIGA-DEATH> Jesus fuck, Kawa.
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* Chloe gets a lightbulb moment, although due to current head state, it's a bad capactitive dropper based led with lots of flickering
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<CapnBeeb> my dad is asking how to disable an adblocker
<CapnBeeb> on a fucking XP machine
<CapnBeeb> YOU DON'T
<CapnBeeb> YOU DONKEY
<PimpDrakulasCastle> oh man that sounds like the express train to good decisions
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Alan: people are seriously leaving after only being here 2 hours? lol
Matthew: 2 hours? I came it at 7:40 :-P
Alan: You are not normal for engineering lol
Matthew: *sigh* I'm not normal for a lot of things.
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<JFK911> try this out sometime
<JFK911> the propane regulator fits on an acetylene bottle
<JFK911> this should make everything just work better
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<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<Kawa> This is truth.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?
<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.
<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude.
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<GreyMaria> fucking timezones, how do they work?
<Kawa> When one timezone loves another timezone very much...
<Kawa> (and I do mean VERY much)
<Marzen64> They have sex and create jetlag.
<Kawa> Yes, thank you Matt.
<GreyMaria> That... explains...
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is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project
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<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time
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