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< bukkaker> i just had the weirdest fucking dream
< bukkaker> that steam was having its weekend deal but this time it was called
< bukkaker> GABE IS ON A DIET
< bukkaker> and all the stuff that was discounted was food
< bukkaker> but the only item listed was horse meat |
#300234* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Timaeus2> I think you are very hard on yourself.
<fluoxetine> I think you are hard on yourself because no woman would ever touch you.Comment: #casualchat undernet
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<Semencookie> we have a feature in our app called "Enterprise Directory"
<Semencookie> but it's not functional
<Semencookie> so i keep asking the dev guy when his ED will get up
<Semencookie> he hasn't gotten it yet |
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* Shayne has changed the topic to: Welcome To LifeViaIrc...... The Elixer of life... IDDQD |
#300230* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
*Talking about making websites*
Jewmiliation: Well, I'm going to make mine as simple as possible lol
miKe: thats how that fryfinancial thing is
miKe: use tables in layout mode
Jewmiliation: so you must be pretty good at java
Jewmiliation: or do you use photoshop?
miKe: what?
Jewmiliation: have a shitload of buttons
miKe: java and photoshop dont really go togheter tho
Jewmiliation: oh
Jewmiliation: i haven't looked at this stuff since highschool
Jewmiliation: i have no idea what im talking about
miKe: photoshop = picture images
miKe: java = scripting language
miKe: -.-
Jewmiliation: woah wait holdon |
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<+Ghost_sangheili> I guess I go here when asshole bans me from my home channel for no good reason >:|
LoRez has set mode -v Ghost_sangheili
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NoorulIslaam taunts Ghost_sangheili
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<+edman007> hahahha
<+NoorulIslaam> tough day for him i guess
edman007 hugs LoRez
<+edman007> Ghost_sangheili, pwnt, lol
LoRez has set mode -v edman007
<+LoRez> don't do that edman007...
<+shadowmaster> I wasn't around this time.
<+shadowmaster> not my fauly. ._.
<+_smile_> lol
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<@redukt> brb ddosing you irl
<@b1ue> ok
<@b1ue> i await your care packets <3Comment: #babylon @ EFNet
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< init> final public static class viagra extends penis |
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<LycanLuke> well thats why I'm a PC
<Joushou> Hopefully, YOU'RE not a PC
<LycanLuke> I am actually
<Joushou> If you we're, you'd have swine flu AND bird flu right now |
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<another2>i hate these functional programming people
<another2>i'll give them a "state" of a black eye |
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<amee2k> y'know in like 20 years floppies will be illegal cryptography because noone can read them anymoreComment: ##socialites
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<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000.
<+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless. |
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<snerr> my dad found me doing weed and having sex in the same day, but that's funny because,
<snerr> the next day i found my dad doing weed and having sex with another woman. |
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Nathan: shooooot me in the heaaad
Nathan: i'm talking to people while writing my paper
Nathan: and i went to tell someone dell would support the transition while typing a comment about basaltic andersite
Nathan: and i said basaltic andersite would do the transition and typed that the volcano was made of dell. |
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RHPT: There's a temp file somewhere full of lost documents. Sounds like a plot of a movie, eh?
Ingle: I smell another Indiana Jones brewing.
RHPT: it couldn't be as bad as the last one |
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<Stormscape> We need a c-c-c-combo breaker
<Stormscape> like, black guy or something, or some straight-laced military buzzcut office worker type
»» navs|Zzz is the combo breaker
<fyreangel_> Holy shit, we have a negro?
<Stormscape> There's no black people on the Internet
<fyreangel_> Stormscape : Srsly nao having issues not laughing which is unhealthy to this extremely boring meeting.
<fyreangel_> It might make it interesting.
<Stormscape> niggas can't use computers
<Stormscape> what's a nigga gonna do with irc
<fyreangel_> Srsly stop.
<Stormscape> can't steal a car on irc |
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Lokahs: i went to canada and turned in 20$ but i got more Canadia monies back. so when i came back i had more then 20 bucks
Lokahs: canada paid me to visit! |
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<Lloyd`Christmas> i'm jovial
<Lloyd`Christmas> i'm a jovial guy
<Luigi30> if by jovial you mean really fat |
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Stranger: hey
You: HEEEEEEYYY
Stranger: hey gurl heyyyyyy!
You: say it again, it makes me all wet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: spammer
You: no way
Stranger: just plain old desperate perv, huh?
You: no
Stranger: where from?
You: 15 yo gal from alabama
Stranger: 16 m florida
Stranger: you're emo?
Stranger: cuz I know this dude from alabama dama that is emo
You: well if you consider Slayer, Gorgorth, children of Boddom, Born from Pain and Suicidal Tendencies as emo
You: why not
You: but I eat at least a dozen emo kids at breakfast
Stranger: cannibal?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is gross
Stranger: and just plain wrong
You: you know, the ones with black hair and a pink or red shit
Stranger: I am not a big thrash metal fan myself.
You: cannibal corpse is a good band as well
You: too bad
Stranger: more of a neo-hippie
Stranger: what you hate!
You: i would showed you my kyttah if you had said so
Stranger: your kyttah?
You: MY WET JUICY PUSSY §§
Stranger: lol
Stranger: back to spamming huh?
You: no way
Stranger: I don't need you to google a picture of a clit and link it passing it off as yours....
Stranger: If I wanted to masturbate, I would do that myself...
You: wait, i'll put it on my own server
You: hope you'll like it, i just shaved it yesterday
You: *Pic*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I won't click on that shit
You: you want me to put it on imageshack?
You: it's the same for me
Stranger: k
Stranger: you're from brazil?
Stranger: lol what a loser
Stranger: finding a pic of someone elses clit
Stranger: and trying to pass it off as yourself
You: ok
You: my connection is shitty but it worked
You: *Pic*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that is disgusting bro
Stranger: is that part of your cannibal shit?
You: FUCK YEAH
You: I LIKE EATING KIDS
You: KITTENS
Stranger: I am going to contact the FBI on you...
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: i don't care, i'll do like issei sagawa
You: i'll say i'm crazy, so i don't go to jail
You: and i will be set free
Stranger: holy shit bro
You: and i'll keep eating people
Stranger: you know the guys name and crap, too?
You: well of course, his name is/was Kurt Spencer
Stranger: you're way too creepy, little girl
Stranger: goodbye |
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<Omnifox> my conscience is taking over
<Omnifox> starting to regret my actions
<Omnifox> shiiiit
<Fafnir> conscience is a bad thing
<Fafnir> kickban that, too
=-= Mode #bvs-colbertnation +b *conscience*!*@Over.Omnifoxs.left.shoulder by Fax
<Fax> /mode +o *LittleDevilMan*!*@Over.Omnifoxs.right.shoulderComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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< Standards> brb yall
(*) Standards [~Standards@c-98-222-168-4.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [~ Trillian Astra ~]
<+phlux> has he even said anything in the past two hours
<+phlux> we're not gonna notice you're not here
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<+phr0z3n> thank god you are back
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<Starsinger> !eightball Were you just fucking with Fax?
<Symphony> Outlook good, Starsinger.
<Raiven> !eightball SHould I kick your ass for fucking my husband?
<Symphony> My sources say no, Raiven.
<Raiven> !eightball My sources say yes, Symphony
<Symphony> Don't count on it, Raiven.
=-= Mode #bvs-colbertnation +b *!*@ViSiON-73BA41B1.hsd1.ca.comcast.net by Raiven
=-= Symphony was booted from #bvs-colbertnation by Raiven (Raiven) |
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(13:59:15) · +pinkyy · synd did u ever run and fuck a cow while running
(13:59:15) · +jimlorenzetti · pinky gimmie that method |
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< maha> does anybody snipe in here?
< VonTratt> I do
< VonTratt> I am a sniper
< maha> how far away can you get a headshot?
< VonTratt> depends on the fps |
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