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#311429* (?/7) ⚐Flag
<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> ><
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
<DrunkenHighFiveG> LOLOLOL
#311421* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<CaptainJistuce> I am still waging a linguistic battle against that use of the term fixed. Surely an animal works as intended before the procedure, which renders a major subsystem inoperational. They are broken afterwards.
#311423* (?/1) ⚐Flag
< nedbat> MasterRex: write your own function.
< MasterRex> nedbat: ! but but batteries  included
< nedbat> MasterRex: you had to write all the rest of the program...
< Wooble> the batteries are like the ones you get in toys. You're supposed to replace them when you take python home.
#311426* (?/12) ⚐Flag
LaNg63 oh no Talgie you wouldn't want to try and pet the dragon, she will bite your arm of and flambe you!
Talgie The dragon is a she?
LaNg63 uh huh
Talgie How do you know?
LaNg63 personal experience
Talgie Sexual personal experience?
LaNg63 drinks the 5th and pleads the sixth on that one!
17:46 *** LaNg63 quit (Quit: )
Talgie  wow a dragon, I'll never top that
#311422* (?/3) ⚐Flag
<F2> "I can suck the JSON now" sounds like my AWS life experience
<-- F2 has quit (Quit: NO CARRIER)
#311424* (?/6) ⚐Flag
*** justa joined #Moonie`s_den
*** justa left #Moonie`s_den
Talgie: justa you came back
Talgie: Welcome back
Talgie: Oh and left
Talgie: I have to read everything first
SugarMoon: lol yep
SugarMoon: does that a lot Talgie
#311427* (?/6) ⚐Flag
<Lex> complex is my middle name
<Lex> except it's not
<Lex> it's almost my first name
<Lex> and I suck at complex shit
#311428* (?/10) ⚐Flag
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#311430* (?/1) ⚐Flag
Make money before you make babies
#311425* (?/7) ⚐Flag
[LAUGHS IN ROBOSEXUAL]: DA thayle just dabbed at you.
[LAUGHS IN ROBOSEXUAL]: NEVERMIND THAYLE SAID IF I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD TOTALLY GLOCK ME I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
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