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<Justin> I just changed my guitar strings
<Justin> They had like.. junk on the bottoms of them
<Justin> sticky stuff
<Justin> probably dead skin+dust+oil
<Jake> you should stop sexin ur guitar
<Justin> :(
<Justin> You're right though.
<Jake> it had to end sometime
<Justin> :(
<Justin> Well..
<Justin> Not necessarily
<Jake> face it, it was a doomed relationship
<Justin> SHUT UP
<Justin> FUCK you
<Jake> it's not your fault
<Justin> I know
<Jake> it's not your fault
<Justin> I know...
<Jake> no, no listen. it's not your fault.
<Justin> No, I totally get that. You're right.
<Jake> IT'S NOT your fault
<Justin> :'( DAMN IT! JUST SHUT UP MAN!
<Jake> Come here champ. It's not your fault.
<Justin> It's all my fault!!!
<Justin> :'( :'(
<Jake> yeah...you're probably right.
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