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#306980* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Noobscratcher: has anyone been in there asshole before? and can tell me what it feels like
HelgeSverre: ......Comment: OverTheGun.com
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#310653* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Grimmers: She came up to me one time all panicked
Grimmers: apparently she had done a bunch of drugs and alcohol and ordered shitloads of sex toys on amazon
Grimmers: and needed help cancelling them all |
#309080* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[20:13:44] <Andrew> even Grunt has kissed a dude
[20:13:44] <Grunt> its so much fun. love it |
#306193* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BunneH> fascism is awesome
<-- Taerom has kicked BunneH from #cg (HEIL HITLER!)
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<BunneH> ..not nazi fascism
<Taerom> oh, you have to be more specific
<BunneH> they did it wrong
<-- Taerom has kicked BunneH from #cg (HEIL WOODROW WILSON!)
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<BunneH> rofl
<crimson> !k bunneh I wanna kick, too!
<-- ChanServ has kicked BunneH from #cg ((crimson) I wanna kick, too!)
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<BunneH> he amkes me call him woody when i'm blindfolded |
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Crazy: we did ouigi at a friends house for the first time tonight
Crazy: it didnt work because noone bleieved in it
Crazy: maybe i pissed the ghosts off.... we were aiting for something to happen so i shook it side to side and suggested the problem was the ghost had parkinsons |
#305006* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Girls with Glasses are the sanity check on dreams. We may be disabled on Christmas Eve. |
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<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?! |
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<+Piehole> my asus has some kind of disk head parking feature if it sees to many g's.. I can shake it like a british nanny with a naughty baby and it doesn't do a thingComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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<ll> step1.php
<ll> line 75
<bbb> k done
<melfoid> YOUR A STEP ONE
<Sywork> whoah calm down buddy
<melfoid> lol
<melfoid> i think im gonna go get a whopper
<ll> an angry one? |
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<benne^> The only good thing in france is the fucking plane flying out of it |
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<dr7> pulseaudio has to be the worst fucking shit ever.
<`WarpKat> tell us how you REALLY feel, please?
<dr7> I thought i did :)
<`WarpKat> i think we need to have you elaborate just a weeeeeeeee bit more
<dr7> IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKS
<dr7> how's that
<`WarpKat> that'll do, pig...that'll doComment: irc.oftc.net/#linuxfriends
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<+PhoenixPyrrhus> because robot asked for pix
<+Jackie> link the red shirt one
<+Jackie> phoenix
==> PhoenixPyrrhus [chatzilla@65-255-77-251.dyn.hsi.pldi.net] killed by irc.420chan.org (Transporter accident) |
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08:54 < eightyeight> mchua_class: rhce this friday?
08:58 < mchua_class> eightyeight: You guessed it.
08:58 < eightyeight> mchua_class: good luck!
08:59 < eightyeight> mchua_class: take it from a former instructor/examiner- don't waste the weeknights away. study!
09:02 < mchua_class> eightyeight: I've stocked up on bananas and cans of chili and plan on tooling every night this week. It'll be fun.
09:02 < Evolution> bananas and chili ?
09:02 < Evolution> why not just swallow a hand grenade?
09:03 < synegy34> well cuz you can only do that trick onceComment: in #rhel on freenode
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#305503* (?/57) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Rexisfed entered the room.
Rexisfed: Hey ladies
Rexisfed: Did anybody order a pizza... with extra sausage?
this1neguy: nope
solrac: >ladies
simpsonfreak17: I think it was ChanServ
Rexisfed left the room |
#309947* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
VanGelder: this course is fucking spring snow
VanGelder: seriously it looks like corn snow
VanGelder: man this will be big disadvantage for the leaders
VanGelder: 17 more
laci: salmon?
VanGelder: slalom
VanGelder: its going to be a mess the last few
VanGelder: will be huge ruts
VanGelder: and piles of corn
VanGelder: i would never know which poles you have to go around
laci: Thats the advantage of being Russian or Nazi, you just take out as many poles as possible
VanGelder: ha
VanGelder: or meatheads if you are archie bunkerComment: while watching womens slalom @ Sochi
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#311300* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@gzip> still early
<@gzip> pentium4 on IDE disk only takes 10,000 years tocompile a mykernel
<@freq> still, that's really good drive life
<@gzip> ya
<@gzip> 60GB western digital
* freq buys one
<@gzip> niceComment: devoid
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< kn100> Has this spambot died yet?
< CoJaBo-Aztec> kn100: Its a trojan-type thing, not a single bot.
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Looks like its died down tho
< kn100> CodeBlock, I know, but has it died out
< kn100> and ok
< kn100> thanks
< CodeBlock> no problem
< CodeBlock> :P (yes, i just answered an accident-ping) ah well *stops being off topic, and goes back to coding*
< CoJaBo-Aztec> comawhite: lol
< CoJaBo-Aztec> ...
< comawhite> ?
< CoJaBo-Aztec> wow
< comawhite> what
< CodeBlock> CoJaBo-Aztec: good job XD
< comawhite> what did I do?
< CoJaBo-Aztec> CodeBlock: We're playing pinball with tab-completion-fails appearently. :P
< CoJaBo-Aztec> ...
< CoJaBo-Aztec> * comawhite
< comawhite> ugh you wankers
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Too many co- names!!Comment: #freenode
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#302176* (?/58) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Gem> OMFG
<Gem> so i was looking at this chart showing the population of jews in the world from 1885 to 2002
<Gem> there's a massive dip in the middle for obvious reasons
<Gem> and i was listening to troublemaker in the background
<Gem> and the line 'kono shunkan no juice' comes up
<Gem> and i swear to god i thought it said 'kono shunkan NO JEWS' |
#302543* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fax> so I was playing Half-Life 2 Ep 1 the other day
<Fax> and there's this bit where you have to escort citizens across what amounts to a deathtrap maze
<Fax> and of course i run out of freaking everything. No grenades, no shells, no bullets, nothing
<Fax> so I pull out my crowbar and charge, hoping that somehow I can kill one of the combine, grab his smg ammo, and survive
<Fax> this doesn't happen, because I get an RPG to the forehead
<Fax> however (and the point of the story)
<Fax> one of the citizens I was protecting says, as I die
<Fax> "Dibs on his crowbar!"
<Fax> All I coul think was "wtf, citizen dude. wtf." |
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<Risugami|Work> a gun that places rectums on walls? genius!
<_303> death by fatal constipation |
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<dif> i bought a lot of stuff in nyc, but i think the biggest souvenir i got was HIV |
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<jpa> he came back again.... |-(
<spb> what's that smiley
<spb> sad person with a monobrow?
<alpha> Sad one eyed person with a monobrow.
<alpha> (Gordon Brown) |
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8gWnVG dkv7Rq29nVvzm74lApqSwComment: 8gWnVG dkv7Rq29nVvzm74lApqSw
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#301629* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* ZeuZ worships Tomalak
<tomalak> lowercase 't' please
<Kniht> tomalak needs proper English t
[note: tomalak likes his tea]
<ZeuZ> Thought capital one made you feel "bigger" x'D
<tomalak> :P
<tomalak> there is a Tomalak on bash.org who is neither funny nor me
<tomalak> there is a tomalak on bash.org who is neither funny nor not me
<tomalak> I prefer not to be confused for the former. |
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*** augur murders profkarp
*** profkarp dies
*** profkarp raises from the dead after 3 days and starts a religion
<gws> haha, I read that as 'starts a railgun'
<profkarp> would be so much cooler
<@tek> Firing Gods from a test ship, FUCK YEAH AMERICA |
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