QDB: Submission Queue
About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search

AllBestWeekMonthRandom
#306705* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ThePCKid>: Well,
<ThePCKid>: it sucked. Period
<Grimace>: uhhh
<tucuxia>: that's a child's answer
<Grimace>: guys
<ThePCKid>: No matter what I did
<dothefreddy>: oh yes, that answered the question
Comment: irc.technoized.com #dc
#301604* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@timmo> is your girlfriend a cunt
<@timmo> and try to be objective here
Comment: #geekissues
#308924* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SpaceCowboyDave> its like that guy from REM
<SpaceCowboyDave> Why do you effin care if hes bisexual
<SpaceCowboyDave> hes a good singer
<SpaceCowboyDave> although I would wonder why he would tell people
<SpaceCowboyDave> just to raise a ruckus
<Sornaensis> dave just stop talking
#299758* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[Ian] I WANNA MAKE SOME BABIESS I WANNA GET IT UP
[Ian] i wanna make ya horny
[Ian] but i cant get it up
Comment: lol @ Ian you failure.
#311438* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this company
Comment: they work at red hat
#305495* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&Pagan> what os u using Ann?
<~Ann> wtf is an os
<&Pagan> cause if its windows just turn off all the accessibility options in control panel
<Angel-Knight> operating system
<&Pagan> operating system
<&Pagan> operaaaaating
<&Pagan> sys
<&Pagan> tem
#224511* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<infernus> So you mean to tell me that I could learn something from that series of Twilight books?
<LightFang> what's with girls and vampires
<LightFang> that's very bizarre to me
<infernus> They've ruined vampires, from what I hear
<koko775> maybe, for once, they want someone else to do the sucking?
#294760* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[17:33] DeLiQuEnT: ah , same shit... blame the church xD
[17:33] draqshorul: anyways... they can't give orders to doctors :D
[17:33] draqshorul: if the church says no,... doctors say yes.... doctors win >:)
[17:33] DeLiQuEnT: lol
[17:34] DeLiQuEnT: the simplest teory i've ever seen =)
[17:34] draqshorul: the doctor simply asks.. do you have a Ph.D. in medicine ?
[17:34] DeLiQuEnT: no, but i have god on my side with 2k years of experience :P
[17:35] draqshorul: so what...he's a virgin... doesn't even know how a pussy looks like :D
[17:35] DeLiQuEnT: roflmao =)
[17:35] draqshorul: big deal he had a baby... made in vitro
[17:35] draqshorul: with another slutty girl from Nazareth
#306212* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has joined ##socialites
-!- foxkit [~corgi@2001:470:1f10:6ca:feed:feed:feed:feed] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out]
* amee2k nervously pokes foxkit
<+amee2k> whoever assembled you didn't glue on the connection right :P
#306266* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
this is turning into an irc 4chan, but thanks #306263
#306181* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Series^> its not about looks for me anymore
< PenPen> is it about who has the bigger penis
< Series^> yes
< Series^> wait
#308872* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MrGurns> I liked your song.
<Project46> Sick thanks!
<MrGurns> now shoo. i dont want to talk to your rich celebrity ass no mo.
<MrGurns> mebbe later. but not now.
#309713* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<axo> Im in the mission with a whole foods bag full of kale
<axo> i feel out of place, like a gentrifier
<bizzy> youre gonna get jacked
<bizzy> HEY ESE THAT BETTER BE CILANTRO
#237391* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
twoptoh: Sleep time now.  Tomorrow my Java class is cancelled, and YAY SOMEONE ACCEPTED MY SUB REQUEST AT THE DINING HALL so I can go to a John Deere internship info session
twoptoh: Then Tuesday I have the interview, an informal PLUG meeting, and a report-writing group meeting
qtipeater: o.o
twoptoh: Then Wednesday I have some other university-ordered meeting b/c I are important PLUG officer so they can command me to go to session things
* twoptoh collapses just from thinking about all that
twoptoh: You can see how my brain's already collapsed and can't think good for talk
* qtipeater plays music from Rocky in hopes to get Lord Maxxon pumped to finish the week in one piece.
twoptoh: OH NOES I FAIL.  I wanted to think "Eye of the Tiger" but got "Final Countdown" instead.  I hope my schedule spaceship doesn't crash after launch
qtipeater: hahahaha
#304084* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Gimmeit> does mirc have a mac version
#307558* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mike> bitch i have 12 GB of ramComment: #raspberryheaven
#305556* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dd7> for whatever reason
<dd7> he uses icons without text for all his shortcuts
<dd7> "so, what's on your desktop?"
<dd7> "touhou... and some porn."
#251577* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(about the iPhone)
<Alex> yeah its annoying but like an unwanted child i pretend to love it, hoping i will one day fool myself into enjoying its existence
#305390* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+segin> FxChiP: and the fact that you have those weird 'roles'
<+segin> FxChiP: it's legacy crap no modern arch has
<+segin> FxChiP: x86 is crap
<+segin> give me PowerPC or ARM or something
<~FxChiP> then use PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:47:. <~FxChiP> Seriously, Pegasus makes desktop PPC
<+segin> FxChiP: I have only one PowerPC machine
<~FxChiP> So did Apple
<+segin> ...
<+th33unkn0wn> >.<
* segin kicks FxChiP in da nutz
Comment: #lfs:1 on irc.otherworlders.org
#309730* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(Zen_Misanthrope) We even use thumpers, they bring their bibles and that bus comes quick.
* thelaptop facepsalm
* Zen_Misanthrope sneaks away.
#299903* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[|Chris] and motherless.com is always good if you're into jailbait, bestiality, and scat
[Catcher] yeah i like motherless sometimes
#310364* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rena> .skynet
<ProfessorOak> Launching counterattack on the moon... 54.33320% completed
<Rena> .pokeball
* ProfessorOak hands a Timer Ball to Rena.
<Rena> .throw moon
* ProfessorOak watches Rena toss their Timer Ball into the air before catching it again.
<Rena> damn
* Rena didn't throw hard enough.
#305836* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Manos> i found some whiskey in my closet.
<Foxhill> with your sexuality?
#306952* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
slow: portal co-op?
slow: I have to mow today and I'm probably going to a party this evening so it's a pretty narrow window of time
nova: don't forget to use ass condoms
slow: I'll take that as a no
#310770* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dennis:#/g/technology> I spit hot lava
<dennis:#/g/technology> hotter than a processor running java
<dennis:#/g/technology> your stacks about to blow
<dennis:#/g/technology> cause your language forgot to implement TCO
<dennis:#/g/technology> my lisp has superior error handling and detection
<dennis:#/g/technology> your programs crash with a null pointer exception
<dennis:#/g/technology> I just learned ruby
<dennis:#/g/technology> already got packages on gem
<dennis:#/g/technology> I use urxvt
<dennis:#/g/technology> and B-S-P-W-M
<dennis:#/g/technology> each of your git repos have about 1 pull
<dennis:#/g/technology> you need to go back to slash dev slash null
save page | share

About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search
0.008 (1) 14,730 quotes approved; 8,859 fermenting; karma: 189.5344