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#303696* (?/62) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Schrodinger> I'm surprised Kazu-kun hasn't jumped you yet Akuma
<AkumaWolf> huh.. why Schro?
<+Schrodinger> Uh Kazu-kun is gay
<AkumaWolf> hahha..
<AkumaWolf> TYPICAL!
<AkumaWolf> !roulette
* AkumaWolf was kicked by Alaric (BANG!)
* %Alaric reloads and spins the chambers.
<+Schrodinger> Dick
<+emmy> bewm!
* AkumaWolf (*) has joined
<AkumaWolf> that was me... commiting suicide... cause I only attract gay men :/
<+emmy> lol
<AkumaWolf> why do you think I don't gym anymore!
<AkumaWolf> fucking instructors!
<AkumaWolf> err... I mean
<AkumaWolf> fucking as in...
<AkumaWolf> they suck
<AkumaWolf> >_>
<AkumaWolf> <_<
<AkumaWolf> and by "they suck" i mean
<+Mindless> you know you like it
<AkumaWolf> their stupid
<+emmy> puns intended, i suppose.
<AkumaWolf> dammit...
<+Mindless> bash.org worthy
<AkumaWolf> don't yo udare!
<+Mindless> well actualy i do dare
<+emmy> hahaha
<+Mindless> emmy, should i do it?
<+emmy> hehehe
<AkumaWolf> if I'm gonna be on bash... I want to be in a quote that makes me seem attractive, funny and awesome... not that it seems like I skrew gym instructors!
<+emmy> go ahead if you really want to.
<+Mindless> O.o
<+emmy> have you ever seen someone on bash like that?
<+Mindless> you now just admitted that you skrew your instructor
<+emmy> besides that, that would only attract more gay men
<AkumaWolf> ....
<AkumaWolf> DAMMI!
<AkumaWolf> DAMMIT EVEN! |
#249064* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bobofred> how do i get stepmania windowed? i tried right clicking on the taskbar and windowing it that way, but the option isnt there.
<poptart2nd> try F4, that usually windows programs.
<bobofred> no, it didnt.
<poptart2nd> shift+F4
<bobofred> no
<poptart2nd> ctrl+F4
<bobofred> maybe i should just give up
<poptart2nd> try alt+F4
<bobofred> wow... i'm an idiot.Comment: true story
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#225759* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&FuhrerPyro> i hang up on customers that request spanish |
#300201* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(13:59:15) · +pinkyy · synd did u ever run and fuck a cow while running
(13:59:15) · +jimlorenzetti · pinky gimmie that method |
#304570* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
A strong man steels himself from all memories of the past, consequences of the present and possibilities of the future. |
#300095* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
{massive paste spammage}
CoJaBo> 22:30 < CoJaBo-Aztec> lol
CoJaBo> 22:30 < Meta> I NEED TO URINATE. :<
CoJaBo> [22:30] [CoJaBo-Aztec(+ei)] [6:freenode/#html(+cntz)] [Act: 2,4,5,7,8,9,10,13,14,16,17,18,21]
CoJaBo> [#html] o_
CoJaBo> oops
Nimda> USE A PASTEBIN, DAMMIT
CoJaBo> Cross-network ppastefail FTL
CoJaBo> Words cannot describe how much I hate middle-click paste.
ION> who is meta?
iLol> must be a girl
CoJaBo> ...?
Nimda> coj, 21 tabs? wtf?
ION> how do you kno?
iLol> only a female would come into a irc room to announce she needs to pee, yet not actually do so
iLol> y is that?
* CoJaBo smashes head repeeatedly into wall
! UberAdmin has joined
Nimda> Yes, but can she pee STANDING UP!?
UberAdmin> ...
Girlfiend> i can, and im a girl :3
* Wildfire can too! xD
UberAdmin> I swear this channel has a pee fetish.
CoJaBo> LOL
* UberAdmin glares at Cjoabo
CoJaBo> Whaat? I didnt do anything!
* CoJaBo unlols
* UberAdmin unglares
* hobo unwets pants
CoJaBo> ...ew |
#306820* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
User_7689 (~rdkcnzcli@protectedhost-DE3BD4FD.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) joined the chat room.
• AtomicBrony licks Marshmelon
• AtomicBrony glomps SillyNilly
User_7689 (~rdkcnzcli@protectedhost-DE3BD4FD.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) left the chat room. (Client exited)Comment: #EquestriaDaily on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#304314* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Michael: I bought an electric toothbrush
Michael: it's like a regular toothbrush except noisy, expensive and finnicky
Jax184: sounds right
Michael: good way to spend $40
Jax184: I just fellate hedgehogs
Michael: yeah I guess that's the economical option |
#311089* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
→ ProjectThoth joined
<Rokker> ProjectThoth: kill urself
<ProjectThoth> I adamantly refuse to.
<annadotblue> Well that's a fine fucking way to say good morning, you fucker.
<Rokker> ProjectThoth: ive decided to build a 50 cal rifle
<annadotblue> I mean, if we're gonna be like that.
<ProjectThoth> Rokker Dumbass.
<annadotblue> I should go back to bed while it's still dark
⇠ProjectThoth quit |
#310887* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
In a chat of a game when it started:
Player A: do you ready to fail
Player B: You just did, LOL |
#302728* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[4:05pm] <rye> how wide is your vagina
[4:06pm] <tober> you could drive a hummer up it
[4:06pm] <rye> i'd like to widen her vagina
[4:06pm] <rye> if you know what i meanComment: I don't know what she means
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#297710* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<crAdel> money can buy happiness
<angelica> sex is happiness for free ;)
<crAdel> it was on an ad
<crAdel> :>~
<angelica> lol
<angelica> joel come make my bed
<RenZ> meh sex is sex and it = bad bad things
* RenZ glares at the kids
<angelica> lol
<angelica> not if you use things to protect you from that
* angelica glares at the kids
<angelica> :P
<RenZ> hummmm good point lolComment: Kids, the new contraception!
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#305313* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pitz> I'm a pretty happy guy
<pitz> I eat my own feces
<pitz> So you might say that I usually sport a shit-eating grin! |
#307949* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nukespoon> i did have a pipe
<nukespoon> and then i tried to smoke a birthday candle
<nukespoon> the photo wasn't even that good |
#217709* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tinal> OH GOD
<Tinal> (Tinal@netqueen:~)$ cd .irssi/
<Tinal> -bash: cd: .irssi/: Permission denied
<Tinal> WHAT DID I DO
<FsM> GG
<Tinal> THIS IS WHY FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS CHMOD STONED |
#302783* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JamesConga> you're annoying, you know that? always "that's what she said" or "that's what I did to your mom last night." Every time you say it I wanna slap you in the mouth
<requinix> that's what she said
<JamesConga> fuck off
<requinix> that's what I did to your mom last night |
#302936* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@dai> hey does anyone want to watch tatami
<@dai> are femngi and plaque here?
<@dai> ls
<@dai> ffComment: #animu synirc
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#302550* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
schmichael>!8 is it beer o'clock?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Would you like fries with that?
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
yes
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
!8 is it beer o'clock?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Doubt it.
[3:57pm] <schmichael>
!8 what about now?
[3:57pm] <pmxbot>
Highly unlikely.
[3:58pm] <schmichael>
gr
[3:58pm] <mtrichardson>
!8 It's beer o'clock.
[3:58pm] <pmxbot>
My reply is no. |
#310195* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too?
<Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian! |
#304530* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Hawky> hopefully there is a starbucks near him.
<+Jacob_> flame- is female.
< Hawky> oh
< Hawky> didnt know that
<@flame-> there's no starbucks in the entire country
<+coppro> Hawky: do you make assumptions professionally?
< Hawky> coppro: depends
< Hawky> cause im not very good at it. |
#253302* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(20:53:51) * `Jesus (~Davidwei0@Swift-C381D58B.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #rshelp
(20:53:56) <%liz_heart_narf> internet pings for an hour every nite//
(20:53:57) <%liz_heart_narf> why..
(20:54:10) <Kol> it's a message from god
(20:54:16) <`Jesus> :)
(20:54:24) <ixl_ss69_ixl> lol
(20:54:26) <ixl_ss69_ixl> screenshot |
#303723* (?/59) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AkumaWolf> meh.. I don't like the flavour of pixels... and .gif's gives me gas....
<Tom> lol
<Emmy> lol
<Emmy> just don't be in a .tiff about it.
<AkumaWolf> nah.. you'll see when i'm properly .PSD off...
<Emmy> hahaha |
#305346* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@midgetspy> meh as long as it's faster than gigabit why does it matter?
<@midgetspy> unless you have multiple arrays in the same pc that you're copying between all the time...
<Slyboots> midgetspy: ...But.. faster is better
<Slyboots> Perhaps I have to paint the hard-drives red
<Slyboots> Cause.. Red ones go faster you know?
<KrisW> Only if it has sripes on it, too
<Slyboots> Oh! Cant forget the go-faster stripes
<Slyboots> .. And Speed holes
<pmow> yes, drill some holes for ventliation
<pmow> make sure the drives are off, though - to prevent damage
<+tolecnal> racing stripes, and a built in speaker playing the sound of a F1 car |
#297371* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ehird> pikhq: Anyway, you're fucking nuts. (Isn't sodomy forbidden by the Bible?) |
#300187* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Cryomancer> having an SA account lets me read important things like this
<Cryomancer> I once saw this video where there's a fat chick in a kiddie pool and a guy dressed as santa comes up and goes "are you ready? are you ready? I wanna know if you're ready because I'm gonna start SPRAYING YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and just then he starts peeing on her. With every spurt of pee he lets out another AUGHHHH in a throaty kermit voice. I forget how it ends, but I would like to see this video again. |
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