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#304818* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< scgtrp> UPX?
< froggey> it's an excutable compressor
< scgtrp> can it be reversed?
< froggey> yeah
< scgtrp> ...
< scgtrp> forget i asked that
#295149* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
10:28 <Reactive> <fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on <atsleek> lol <Nefemus> what?
10:28 <Reactive> rofl
10:30 <Xen> lol
10:31 <Reactive> what?
10:31 <Reacti ve> :P
10:32 <Reactive> i'm the explainer, Xen is the loller, and St3baS is the "what?" guy
10:32 <St3baS> huh?
10:32 <Reactive> ROFL
10:32 <Xen> lol
#303078* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Inosolan> Nah, we love tea here, nathan.
< Inosolan> No only do we add way too much sweetener to it, but we also love to dress up like Indians and throw it in to our harbors.
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< Nami> whisper I just recieved: <meway> I fuvking hate you.
< meway> where it should have remained :)
< meway> I didn't say it here.
< meway> so gtfo
< Nami> I just thought I should let others know of what you like...
< meway> lovely
< Reidy> o11c, is it possible to get a ban for annoying peoples on this IRC channel?
< cody> Nami: You was just the last person he had not pissed off yet. So no surprise that he goes after you.
< Reidy> or IRC at all
-!- mode/#themanaworld [+b *!*6cd4eea3@*.mibbit.com] by o11c
-!- meway was kicked from #themanaworld by o11c [o11c]
<&o11c> Reidy: yes
< Reidy> o11c, ^^
< carmie> thanks
< Reidy> thanks
<&o11c> although I'm not a global IRC op, so I can't prevent him from connecting to the IRC server at all, you'll have to /ignore him for whispers
< Nami> thanks, o11c.
#302223* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<{KHI}DellGuy> its like rave in here
<{KHI}DellGuy> all the pretty colors
<blaz0r`> 8=======D~~
<{KHI}DellGuy> and penises
<ceil> dell, another reason i ignore this channel a lot <_<
<Taerom> 8===================D~~~~~~~~ o-:  <-- ceil's mouth.
#311649* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<alecxe> should i keep declaring chocolate as "food" when bringing it into the US?
[...]
<david> Chocolate, being a thing eaten by humans, is indeed "food."
#302950* (?/62) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
HnitwK Cool lol hey bla bla bla blaComment: HnitwK Cool lol hey bla bla bla bla
#309727* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ink> A couple Halloween costume idea:  Frankenstein and the asshole who just says "It's _technically_ Frankenstein's monster"
<`WarpKat> i was gonna be a gefilte fish:  a fish wearing a yamaka
<`WarpKat> but i didn't wanna spend the money =:P
#311118* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<josh> I did a gnarly side flip at the pizza place
<Jaj> That is on greasy side flip
#276855* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rickslayer> Just the other day, I went to put on some underwear that I've had since the 1990's, and when I bent over, my whole ass shot out like grease on bologna that's been put in the microwave for longer than 53 seconds. Man.....
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<DrBadAss>Lessee... the Republican party is in disarray, divided by an offshoot reactionary group, spearheaded by men who pander to the least common denominator and say and do the most ridiculous things imaginable, directly flaunting the Constitution, and proving on a daily basis they're incapable of compromise, and that their only goal is to take down their opponent at the expense of the country's welfare and proper operation.
<DrBadAss>  We Democrats have a CLEAR shot at this.  It's going to be really interesting to see how we go about f#@%ing it up.
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<Arguibbit> prior to sexual intercourse with condoms, a representative from a future where you didn't use condoms will meet you and force you to watch home videos of the kid you would have
<dentist> Arguibbit: that would just make me use condoms even harder
<dentist> children are scum
<dentist> can't we figure out a way to get rid of kids but keep the human race alive
<dentist> we need to get on that shit
#304858* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jake|Newlappie> I just figured something out
<Jake|Newlappie> h
<Jake|Newlappie> Macfags are self-regulating
<linuxlove> elaborate
<Jake|Newlappie> They keep themselves from reproducing because they're all infertile because they fry their ballsaq by using Macbooks, which get WAY hotter than most PCs.
<Jake|Newlappie> Their macs get so hot, and they use them so much they just fry themselves infertile, thus reducing the global population of macfags!
<linuxlove> well, when you can boil water on the bottom of a macbook yeah i guess that solves that
<linuxlove> would it hurt apple so much to add an air vent on the macbooks?
<Jake|Newlappie> Add to that that almost NONE of them are smart enough to FIX the issues with their macbooks (and yes, the overheating can be solved by yourself if you know how), then it stands to reason that the 'common' macfag shall die out due to not reproducing enough in a couple years
<Jake|Newlappie> this is further accellerated by the fact that NO GIRL is gonna fuck a macfag, unless she is a macfag as well.
<Jake|Newlappie> And the population of female macfags is so small that the demise of the whole macfag population shall disappear before the release of the White iPhone 4.
<~tidux> that's demonstrably false
<Jake|Newlappie> So here in about 5 years.
<~tidux> my mom uses XP
<~tidux> her boyfriend uses a mac
<~tidux> ;_;
<Jake|Newlappie> tidux: I'm fucking joking.
<Jake|Newlappie> Pretty much the whole purpose of saying all that shit was to get on QDB again.
Comment: It worked...
#304101* (?/89) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* drakes has joined #isharia
<drakes> hello
<tatapyranga> greetings drakes
<TheFizzMeister> Is there any reason you sometimes come in as drakes and sometimes as Drakes?
<drakes> yes
<Delano> He's trying to capitalize on something
<TheFizzMeister> Delano: I hate you.
<Delano> TheFizzMeister, get in line
#305775* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Mikey> im in love with the magic mouse
<Raiden> That was a pretty epic chatkill
<@HumanNoMore> yeah
<@HumanNoMore> it's like saying 'I like Nickelback'
<Raiden> lolol
<@HumanNoMore> everyone is just silently pitying you now
#311369* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Myria> meow
<TuxSH> meow :3
<xorhash> boop
<TuxSH> meow, meow, meeeow
* Myria purrs
* TuxSH purrs too
* Myria licks nose after getting booped
<WinterMute> get a room
* TuxSH hisses
* darklink gets his cats
#304318* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+horm> segin: fag
<+segin> horm: can I stick it in your pooper?
<+horm> yes
#302210* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Master_Gamer38> Quit saying bitch. stupid pings D:
<B-Rad> so I'm like
<B-Rad> bitch shut up MG
<B-Rad> and I close myspace
#306645* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
shrughes: spiders are like miniature cougars
narbsy: they try to snare much younger men?
#302939* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Znuff> !@#$!#$ *beep* deluge-console -_-
<pipe> looks like perl
<alus> it's valid perl6
Comment: ...geeks.
#296851* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
galt122: oh dude
galt122: i fucking
galt122: grinded with that bitch
galt122: jackie
BloodyPython: yeah?
BloodyPython: I feel bad for poor jackie
galt122: fuck you
#203983* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
‹horsie/writing›  Do you even HAVE a groin?
‹Username› yes
‹Username› it's just hard to hurt ;)
‹Wolfie› Because nothings there
#301816* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Digga> i like how it carries the conversation on
<@Digga> as if i'm talking to it
<@Digga> i wish i'd been there
<@Digga> it's like the bits of dora the explorer where they pause in silence for a few seconds for audience input
<@Digga> "which was your favourite bit of days adventure?" "THE BIT WHERE BOOTS CASTRATED HIMSELF" "I like that bit too!"
Comment: talking about an auto porn-bot on msn that messaged when afk
#304526* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bryan> I think somethings wrong with me
<Allie> What?
<Bryan> Well, two reasons.
<Bryan> 1. I just tried to lick my nipples.
<Bryan> And 2. I was disappointed that i couldn't.
#305000* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Mixelica: How is the internet dating scheme going?
BehavioralEconomics: Not so well... I miss Jewish Matchmakers.
Mixelica: Perhaps they should be brought back.
*Pandorica Closed*.
BehavioralEconomics: That's an idea...
Anthropology: SnowMan? Are you still alive?
SnowMan: Barely... Should I shoot myself again?
Anthropology: No, not this time.
*BANG!!!*
Anthropology: I thought I told you not to shoot yourself!
SnowMan: Wasn't me...
Anthropology: Damn... I can never stop Kurt Cobain.
SnowMan: What the fuck ever. Are you ever going to make yourself useful, or are you just here to drive me insane?
Anthropology: I really wouldn't know. How would you like to run a business?
SnowMan: Are you insane?
Anthropology: Probably.
SnowMan: I'm a Wiccan who bites the heads of hot girls! Can't you see I'm a liberal?!
Anthropology: You may be, but I'm not.
SnowMan: You have political opinions?
Anthropology: I live to study politics.
SnowMan: What's your political orientation then?
Anthropology: Apolitical.
SnowMan: Not buying it.
Anthropology: Red Cat Republican then.
SnowMan: That name is so gay...
Anthropology: Not my fault. I can't name things. Mixelica names all of my ideas. Every name she comes up with is gay. Deal with it.
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