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#284775* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Hawk777> Oh BTW theProject, how would you like your Prolog book returned?
<theProject> Yes.
#304759* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Strings> a cool analogy
<Strings> would be getting to drive the fastest
<Strings> most awesomest
<Strings> beautiful sleek fucking smooth car in existence
<Strings> 10 minutes
<Strings> 20 minutes
<Strings> 30 minutes
<Strings> but at 40 minutes something goes wrong
<Strings> the steering locks up
<Strings> the brakes don't work!
<Strings> and SLAM
<Strings> right into a wall.
<Strings> BSG ^^
Comment: #420
#311466* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<stereo_> if your superpower was small dick you control you could be extra lazy during sex and instead of thrusting just change its size in and out
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(Ravencroft): I was invited to a tea party in boston once. Blighters didn't have any tea though. Made me angry.Comment: #championsonline, coldfront.net
#305182* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
I feel trapped in a series of Shakespeare plays. I had no idea Shakespeare was so deranged!
#197995* (?/63) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<photosinensis> Schroedinger's lolcat: it both can has and no can has cheezburger until you look at it.
<photosinensis> And then, it puts you in the box.
<photosinensis> because that's how lolcats work.
Comment: #xkcd
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<Dom> I don't know if there is a working Archimedes emulator for the Mac.
<Dopey> is there one for dos? can a mac run dosbox?
<Dom> Hmmm, good question, Dopey. I'm not sure it would be powerful enough, though.
<Dopey> an emu inside an emu? alway fun
<Dopey> It's like a turducken but with emus
#296806* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fax> secure.leasticoulddo.com/store/product.php?productid=16178&cat=254&page=1
<Fax> Boxers that say: "next time, bring a friend"
<Starsinger> I dunno how I feel about that
<Fax> well, they're boxer-briefs
* Starsinger doesn't believe in sex between more than two people at a time
<Fax> oh
<Fax> about THAT
#310965* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<utack> "Adreno 330 @ 578 GHz"
<utack> i'd like to see that phone
<mathieui> gotta go fast
<utack> maybe that is why sd810 overheats so much, they clocked the GPU to GHZ instead of MHZ because someone read the paper wrong
<utack> or...not
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<ilanbg> someone in my dorm building ran a campaign so stupid I decided to learn about what she was campaigning for so that I could vote for her opponent
<ilanbg> all it said was "VOTE FOR COURTNEY � DUH!!!"
<ilanbg> and I was like, "that person must never have any power"
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<SomeRandomDude> lol my ex nicknamed my cock Dennis
<Dinzoken> mine is makaveli
<Dinzoken> aka 2pac
<Dinzoken> because im black
<SomeRandomDude> 3 shots and it's down?
<SomeRandomDude> oh
<Dinzoken> LOL
<Dinzoken> fk u
<sumich-> LOL
<sumich-> RIP
<SomeRandomDude> At least you didn't say biggie.
Comment: Everyday Soldat IRC
#310269* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mesiah> give me mod back. moot is an entitled whore
<DekuScrub> coming from mesiah
<mesiah> DEKU YOU FUCKING NIGGER
<mesiah> IF I SAW YOU
<mesiah> I WOULD SUCK YOUR DICK AND PULL IT THROUGH MY NOSE BUT WHEN YOU CUM IT WOULD BE BLOCKED FROM THE PRESSURE AND YOUR BALLS WOULD CONVULSE UNTIL YOU DIED IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN LIQUID SHIT
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* LassenServ (~KeatServ@smb.01101100001100110011001100110111.gamesurge) has joined #gamesurge
<LassenServ> Hello pb. My name is LassenServ. How can I be of assistance? [Command List: .molest | .rape | .help]
<LassenServ> To register on the sex offender list, type .register
* LassenServ (~KeatServ@smb.01101100001100110011001100110111.gamesurge) Quit (G-lined (Hello LassenServ. This is OpServ, grow up.))
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<@purpleafroman> how do i kick people
<&Dream> /kick #channel nick
<@purpleafroman> ok ty
* purpleafroman was kicked by purpleafroman (purpleafro@9AE0710D.60FA6604.32F233EE.IP) Reason (purpleafroman)
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* BlackCat22 wonders how many times he'll wreck before Ken Block either gives up on WRC, or gets tossed by his sponsors...
<@BlackCat22> he's quickly turning into the Don Quixote of rally
<@BlackCat22> but instead of chasing windmills, he's using his car to create a similar motion...
Comment: #o-chan
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<Pryoidain> I find it somewhat terrible that after taking 8 years of german, plus studying on my own time now that I'm out of school, I still make completely awful jokes that revolve around replacing as many words in a sentence with Ach as possible...
<cjk> It's fine. After spending 25 years here growing up, whenever you do it on skype, I'm never entirely sure if you're speaking gibberish, or just a dialect I'm not familiar at all with.
<cjk> ...which kind of makes me sad at my own language.
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<RennyC> I'm kawaii in the streets and senpai in the sheets
<graphitemaster> How about kawaii in the streets, hentai in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, hentai in the sheets :P
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, kawaii in the backseat and hentai in the sheets.
<graphitemaster> if we leave the anime scene we could try dutch treat in the street and some dark meat in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> I should stop.
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( KennethD ) must
( KennethD ) not
( KennethD ) fall
( KennethD ) aslee�
( KennethD ) on toilet
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11:53:13 < weebl> so far not dropped my cbr600 either
11:53:15 < weebl> *knock on wood*
23:35:08 < weebl> Nevada: remember how i said i hadn't dropped my bike yet
23:35:09 < weebl> ;-(
Comment: Same day
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mircea> hi all
FuzzYspo0N> hello
mircea> I'm getting my ass kicked :/
FuzzYspo0N> well, RUN.
#309624* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rez_> vcxprok
<rez_> (wri
<rez_> wrong channel
<rez_> huhu
<GargajCNS> ...
<GargajCNS> what's the RIGHT channel for that?
<GargajCNS> #klingon?
#309793* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Once in awhile I'll wake up reaching
For her, pain cuts so deep I think I'm
Dying lying for her.
The rain is pouring through words
Of decay, washing her blood away
Three screaming crows where
This river erodes picking on bones
Black birds Carrion Carrion
Our secret spot she's almost gone
Away. peal me apart don't be alarmed
Sing our sad song again.
The rain is pouring through words of decay,
Washing her blood away.
Nothing but bones all that remains
Our love has died nothings the same
Feeling of letting go for this funeral
Three screaming crows where this
River erodes picking on bones black birds
Carrion Carrion
Three screaming crows where this river
Erodes picking on bones black birds
Carrion Carrion
By Tony Sinkel Jr.
Comment: Carrion - Fall Through Iris
#306881* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Revick> my penis is large
<+Revick> fat enough you can stick your dick  in it
<planetPISSR> i want your dick in my dick
<%Xmac> well
<%Xmac> Revick
<%Xmac> if we make a baby it gonna be comming  thru ur batty
<%Xmac> not mine
#304825* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> go to that status and tell me what blue just posted, is it the ending?
<Pryoidain> because he took a long time to post
<Pryoidain> don't fuck with me either, if it is just say yes and i'll avoid facebook
<Gimpy> yes it's the ending
<Pryoidain> which means it isnt
<Pryoidain> alright thanks
<Gimpy> goddamnit
<Gimpy> you fucker
<Pryoidain> if you had said no
<Pryoidain> i would have logged the fuck out
<Gimpy> goddamnit, I hate you so much yet I can't stop laughing
#308574* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<cyb3rm00se> Dude what
<cyb3rm00se> I have no idea what's going on right now
<cyb3rm00se> I started speaking random Germanic gibberish and suddenly
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