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#300542* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jake> By the way, try google image searching for explosionsaurus and explodasaur.
<Mick> Damnit, no results.
<Jake> My safesearch is off so that may be why.
<Jake> For each result I got one boring-ass pic of some guy, so it made me laugh.
<Mick> So is mine...
<Mick> Yeah, I'm like, wtf, this isn't a cool new meme or dinosaur discovery.
Jake just thought up of "explosionsaurus" for no reason whatsoever.
<Jake> If I had better shoopin skills I'd make one.
<Jake> Hrm, I guess all I'd need to do is get a tyrannosaur, cut him out but leave the background, and put a bunch of explosions where he'd be.
<Mick> OC is always good.
<Jake> I had a pic of a t-rex running at the "camera", and in random threads I'd post it and shout SUDDENLY A TYRANNOSAUR!
<Jake> I was bored that day.
<Jake> But I did derail a few threads, one of them posted charizard and shouted A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
<Jake> You know this stuff sounds really retarded outside of 4chan :(
#304694* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Unleeeeash my shaaarrrttt
Say you'll love pee again
#300819* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- otako [n=nobodyof@75-173-48-5.albq.qwest.net] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#anime [+v otako] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#anime [+o otako] by ChanServ
-!- otako was kicked from #anime by otako [oops...wrong channel]
#307322* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Niski> the memory cost me just over 100 total, it's really fucking cheap these days
<Niski> unlike hard dicks which cost a thailanders arm and leg
<Niski> dohoho
<Niski> *discs
<Niski> ...
<Niski> dohoho indeed
#310329* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kenny> they're remaking �Point Break�, due out in 2015
<MagicT> who's going to be �young, dumb and full of cum� in this version?
<yam-steaks> Madeleine McCann?
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<makoto> Dear Vodafone; your data connectivity drops more frequently then a whores panties.
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<Algo> ivan: Someone just told me... "well... having their food
labeled as GMO makes them uncomfortable like having sex with a
trans person"
<Algo> >.<
<startling> whaaat?
<Namegduf> That seems pretty plausible.
<Namegduf> Not particularly backed intuitive dislike.
<Namegduf> I mean, conditional on uncomfortability of both.
<gwern> Algo: makes sense. both are unnatural and deceptive
<Algo> gwern: Both are?
<gwern> Algo: yeah, one is a monstrous abortion pretending to be
its opposite and deluding the eye thanks to the latest scientific
techniques, and the other is a weird fruit
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poizone: well, I'm glad we all got a kick out of that
poizone: no pun intended
You have been kicked out from the channel
kitchen has kicked poizone (you didn't!)
Comment: I broke tubbee
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-->| Bluedemon (~chatzilla@nin-pals.com) has joined #BoredClub
<Bored> Hallo Bluedemon!
<Bluedemon> Fuck you, Bored.
<Bored> You know how I like it Bluedemon.
<Bluedemon> Fucking pedo bot.
<Bluedemon> GTFO
<--| Bluedemon has left #BoredClub
<Bored> I'll miss you
<GeekyLink> that made me actually LOL
<Bored> lawl
#304582* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<CAFGuest> who here knows alot about cars?
<CAFGuest> i need some help
<CAFGuest> well car speakers
<toastydeath> here in my car
<toastydeath> i'm the safest of all
<toastydeath> i pull all the electronics out
<toastydeath> and have no clue how to put any of it back
<toastydeath> in cars
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<AkumaWolf> ahhh... so stiff right now
<AkumaWolf> (don't quote me on that)
#310454* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GreyMaria> I've just reached a truly scary level of geek
<GreyMaria> I don't have a good solid mousepad to use in bed with my laptop
<GreyMaria> (I have a Microsoft IntelliMouse, you know, with the ball underneath, no lasers, seems a lot more reliable for me)
<GreyMaria> So I grabbed up my old busted laptop and am using the lid of it
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griff: What was the funny moment, as well as the human warmth of routed home will enter
vinf hazumi: huh? please type
griff:     My brother is mitaking random noise
griff:     SEnters you have a civil actionorry it's not the computer's fault
griff:     JESUS less than a long line ofAAARON GO AWAY
vinf hazumi:     HAHA
vinf hazumi:     /me dies
Comment: voice recognition
#300505* (?/58) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Terror Van, Ham Affectionado: I feel like watching some japanese Godzilla movies
Terror Van, Ham Affectionado: But I don't know where to start
Torlon: Godzilla would be agood place to start
#306065* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ScribbleJ> misterkitty.org/extras/lostanime/index.html
<rhys> ScribbleJ, where on earth do you find things like that?
<ScribbleJ> I keep a printout of the entire internet in my closet, as an emergency backup.
<ScribbleJ> Sometimes i read it before I go to bed.
<ScribbleJ> The whole thing.
<rhys> see, i know that isn't true
<rhys> because you're still using perl
<rhys> you can't have read the entire internet, and figured out that the best language in the world is perl.
<rhys> and if you did, this isn't a world I want to live in anymore
<ScribbleJ> I hope you're not suggesting I use Perl because I'm ignorant of better options.
<ScribbleJ> If you are, I may have to stab you.
<ScribbleJ> Perl was a coldly calculated choice.
<rhys> no. perl is like building a building, where every one in a while bricks put into a specific pattern magically evaluate as air, and some of the beams you have to use are bent like Liberachi
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<@tkmr> JEsus doesn't love faggots likeyou
* @tkmr is loved by Jesus
* @tkmr loves and accepts Jesus as my one and only saviour
* @tkmr is going to force every other person on the planet to love and accept Jesus as their saviour
<mpi> jesus knows where to go
<@tkmr> Straight to my pants
<@tkmr> Jesus let me stick it in his bum
Comment: #kilo-tango
#301289 (45/73) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JON> my g/f has a new friend. Cleverbot.com laaaaame =D
<KAT> I asked it: How should I lose weight?
<JON> Oh?
<KAT> And it responded with "With a chainsaw."
#302785* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Luyt> Brrr, I just 'Committed revision 2012.'  It's an omen
<Luyt> And my rightous punishment after using SVN for years
#308955* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<aymbot> Fuuzetsu, what did dr-z do?
<aymbot> he's messaging me about being unsilenced or whatever
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, my advice is /ignore dr-z
<xIsalty> I broke 2 fingers today
<xIsalty> typing is harder now
<Sean_McG> oh dear
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, and besides he's not even +q
<aymbot> why?
<aymbot> oh?
<xIsalty> lel
<aymbot> then wtf are you talking about dr-z
<Moon_Doggy> now if dr-z was smart he would register his nick since this is a +m channel and you need to be registered to talk HINT HINT HINT
<aymbot> lol
<aymbot> wow
<aymbot> /facepalm
* Moon_Doggy sets mode -m #anime
<Moon_Doggy> dz-z say something
<dr-z> hi
* Moon_Doggy sets mode +m #anime
<aymbot> lulz
<Moon_Doggy> i didnt say simon says
<Sean_McG> LOL
#301712* (?/70) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!"
<SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS RUNNING AROUND"
#304690* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ClaireBear> eargasm
<Wei> lolwut
<ClaireBear> lol when I was younger I used to think little people were in my ears drilling away the earwax o-o
#309431* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Astaroth> computational biology
< Astaroth> makes more sense drunk
#304068* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<linux_boom> <linux_boom> U suck for 1p and give change
<linux_boom> <RoboBitch> suck a chode you maggot faced shit fucker
<linux_boom> thats one of those insults that you have to think about for half a minute to realise what you have been called
Comment: RoboBitch is a learning chatterbot irc.devhat.net #lobby
#308289* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<lag> _E0E: I'd be dazed for weeks because 1. a good friend is gone 2. reminded I'm going to go too
<Senix> i'm going to die
<Senix> lahwran: you're going to die
<Senix> we're all going to die
<Senix> get used to it
<_E0E> I often ponder the consequences of me just dropping dead suddenly and someone walking in on it
<Senix> don't be dazed
<Senix> Its fun thinking about how many people you effect.
<Senix> just me being dead, if I died right now, would effect thousands.
<_E0E> highscore!
#297463* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
DarianKnight: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
DarianKnight: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
DarianKnight: If naughtical nonesense be something ye wish
DarianKnight: Than drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
TSK: I don't know how many more times I'm supposed to say SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
TSK: [nose flute], [hearty laughter]
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