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#300116* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gakos:##c> Zhivago, I need to avoid [hash function] collisions every time i  add a new entry in cache.
<Wulf_> gakos: why, what bad happens when something collides?
<boris``> depends on your momentum
<s_cube> and mass!
#306794* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Those who run fast in life will be given an extra load to carry so that they may keep up with those that are walking through life!  Patrick Heldsinger
#306885* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Now talking on #demonpop
* ChanServ sets mode +a #demonpop [ka]killer
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to [ka]killer
<Cirabeau> That is an excellent point, kind sir. If I may present a rebuttal?
<Cirabeau> Go fuck yourself with a cactus.
<Marukomuru> WILL DO
<[ka]killer> huh?
<Marukomuru> ohgodthishurtssomuch
<[ka]killer> it hurts so good?
Comment: i still how no clue what just happened.
#285591* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<goose> xchat question:
<goose> I'm DCCing a 700 MB file to Brain, if I x out of the "XChat: Uploads and Downloads" window, will it continue to upload in the background?
<Tim> sounds illegal
<Tim> and i'm not really sure
<Tim> how far is it?
<goose> it's 13%, 92 MB
<goose> I'll just move it to another workspace
<Tim> alright
<goose> when is a 700 MB file ever legal?
<Brain> linux iso?
<Brain> :p
#303305* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<tigger> nah, you have to do what you think is right
<hlt32> +1 Troll.
<hlt32> If youre asserting that Americas view of right is shitting up peoples domestic affairs ...
<hlt32> actually, thats plausible.
#307662* (?/63) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Spose> Holy ****! What is this?! Forged in gods very flame! Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game?
< BlacklightBusy> > new Elder Scrolls game
< BlacklightBusy> OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< BlacklightBusy> DEAR CELESTIA NO
< Testsubject75> Wait....
< Testsubject75> New. elder scrolls game?
< Spose> BlacklightBusy: OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< Spose> >Implying Skyrim was bad.
< BlacklightBusy> �no�
< BlacklightBusy> I just don't want another round over overused memes
< BlacklightBusy> e.g., arrow-to-the-knww
< BlacklightBusy> knee *
< BlacklightBusy> see, even my keyboard hates it :P
< Testsubject75> Lol
< Spose> I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you.
< BlacklightBusy> �
< BlacklightBusy> NO
< BlacklightBusy> NO
-!- BlacklightBusy [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #EquestriaDaily ["#EquestriaDaily (Spose)"]
< Spose> But then I got bored of it.
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< BlacklightBusy> �oh. In that case, nvm -.-
Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<liam> hell, if i was r kelly i'd piss on little girls too
#301910* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<himbamcky> when I think about my furture I get really confused.
<himbamcky> I mean I'd love to go back to a tech school
<himbamcky> I'd like to go to ITT because of their linux/programming courses
<himbamcky> but they aren't accredited
<himbamcky> that's just like pulling my degree from a bubble gum machine
<himbamcky> that I paid 100k on
#307208* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Blade: why are there monkeys having sex
Blade: when i searched girl renders
Blade: ...
Propellant: ...
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<Zerox> My dick isnt too big, granted its about half an inch under average
<Sig> s/under average//
<micahkatze> regexp to the rescue
#305038* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
WizardOfOz: So you want to Defy Gravity?
Elphaba: Yes!
WizardOfOz: Then take these voodoo dolls, and position them in a gang bang...
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me...
Elphaba: Okay, they're in position, now what do I do?
WizardOfOz: First take the Voodoo Doll with Hair of Darkness--
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: And grope it.
Elphaba: Excuse me?
WizardOfOz: You heard me.
Elphaba: Okay that's done. Ew... What next?
WizardOfOz: Replace the Voodoo Doll in its previous position in the gang bang.
Elphaba: Yes?
WizardOfOz: Now squeeze the Gang Bang from both sides. The positions of the Voodoo Dolls should reverse.
Elphaba: Wow.. That's amazing... And disturbing. Uh oh!
WizardOfOz: What's wrong? Your only floating! I thought you wanted to Defy Gravity!
Elphaba: How do I get myself down from here?!
WizardOfOz: Crap...
#303003* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
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<Malikat> SEGFAULT
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<Godwinson> Or am I standing on the toilet?
<Celti> or are... you... what?
<Godwinson> "Confucius say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
<Godwinson> (My hobby, reverse euphemisms.)
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<Senix> o-o
<Sammi> o-o
<Senix> o~o
<Sammi> o-o
<Senix> o-o
<Sammi> o-o
<sonicbot-dev> o-o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Kebbins> you sick sick freaks
<Sammi> o-o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Senix> o-o
<sonicbot-dev> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Sammi> o-o
<Kimmeh> o-o
<sonicbot-dev> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Kebbins> WHY ARE YOUR NOSES HORIZONTAL LINES?
<Senix> what are we doing again?
<Kimmeh> o-o
<Sammi> o~o
<Sammi> LOL
<Kebbins> AND OCCASIONALLY SQUIGGLY LINES
Comment: fun in #ninjams on vbirc
#297298* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Forkbomb + Bash on Cygwin != Phun.
#294484* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
kristopher: a burger does sound great.
Nic: A BURGER WOULD MAKE ME IRATE
kristopher: nic is a vegetarianate
Nic: I only eat cock
Nic: vegetable cock
#302248* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
You: hi
Stranger: Yes you are
You: I am?
You: A hi?
Stranger: Love bondage
You: That sounds kinky
Stranger: Tie me up
You: Okay
You: there, you're tired up
You: tied
Stranger: I'm all yours baby oh yeah
You: ooh, great
You: I can't get a refund?
Stranger: You cam refund your penis
You: Oh, how much would I get back?
Stranger: Half your penis
You: ...
You: For refunding the whole thing?
Stranger: Nope half
You: I think I'll just keep it then
You: thanks
Stranger: I'm going to plow you mother
You: Too late
You: I already did
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#308565* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
MachinaeWolf has quit [Quit: "Come with me and you will see our future in debris, first the sun and now the stars are fading..."]
<aladdinp> there are some seriously angsty channel exit messages out there
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savior has left #crunchbang ["BLACK LIKE MY SOUL HOW CAN YOU DIE, IF YOUR ALREDY DEAD INSIDE, SHARE ON FACEBOOK IF U CRY EVERY TYME"]
Comment: Removed timestamp and netmask cruft
#296027* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* @Shayne (shayne_44@149.135.2F17F7.0E15DD) Quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Chuck_Norris))
#308955* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<aymbot> Fuuzetsu, what did dr-z do?
<aymbot> he's messaging me about being unsilenced or whatever
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, my advice is /ignore dr-z
<xIsalty> I broke 2 fingers today
<xIsalty> typing is harder now
<Sean_McG> oh dear
<Moon_Doggy> aymbot, and besides he's not even +q
<aymbot> why?
<aymbot> oh?
<xIsalty> lel
<aymbot> then wtf are you talking about dr-z
<Moon_Doggy> now if dr-z was smart he would register his nick since this is a +m channel and you need to be registered to talk HINT HINT HINT
<aymbot> lol
<aymbot> wow
<aymbot> /facepalm
* Moon_Doggy sets mode -m #anime
<Moon_Doggy> dz-z say something
<dr-z> hi
* Moon_Doggy sets mode +m #anime
<aymbot> lulz
<Moon_Doggy> i didnt say simon says
<Sean_McG> LOL
#306413* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@BeijingRona> oh your english?
<kenny> yup
<remy> hah go see a dentist
<kenny> noob
<kenny> not all brits have teeth like sugar puffs y'know
<remy> :)
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Matt: I am so silly
Matt: my stomach has been hurting for the past hour or so
Matt: and it _just now_ occurred to me that I should eat something.
Danny: ...
Danny: if you were living on a desert island
Danny: made of chocolate
Danny: you would probably starve
Matt: yeah
Matt: I'd be too busy trying to make a computer :P
Danny: OUT OF CHOCOLATE
Matt: I've got 300 mega-bars of storage! :D
Danny: ...
Danny: I'm disowning you
Danny: for like the fifth time
Matt: and 128 kilo-chips of RAM
#308396* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Jason says:
you never got the chance to make my penis hard
Jason says:
i cant help that
Jason says:
WHOOPS!
Jason says:
wrong fucking person
Adam says:
I'd wanna hope so,
Jason says:
theres a name above yours i meant to click lol
#226961* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Brennan: I need to go back to France and seduce some women
Brennan: except I forgot French. fuck
Steven: that sentence would be much funnier without the period
#299895* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
quit: (Moron) (n=pollock@*.*.*.*) (K-lined)Comment: IP was masked to protect this persons IP
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