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#303910* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[09:44:15] <nathan> You can get meth ingredients in a pharmacy.
[09:44:40] <nathan> This world never ceases to amaze me.
[09:44:51] <nathan> I should pay for that in cash..
[09:45:07] <fahadsadah> nathan: You can get it pre-made in a pharmacy too.
[09:45:11] <fahadsadah> But you need to pay in bullets.
#238027* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Merihell> i know a computing student who's just gone into 3rd year who hadn't heard of linux until last week
#306101* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Billiard> use ideone.com
* euclid googles ideone.com
#307226* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< salmondine> getting drunk and posting on IRC is a waste of good tequila!
< meway> indeed
< meway> but who said it was good tequila
< meway> it was like water :(
#304220* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Razithel> I'm sort of an elitist asshole though
<Razithel> so take that for what you will
<Fax> oh, me too
<Fax> lrn2ply etc etc
<Fax> ...play*
<Fax> lrn2ply probably involves klingons around uranus
<Fax> which, hilariously, is also related to assholes, elitist and otherwise
#304586* (?/59) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@pierut> don't copy that floppy.
<@Coolty> don't dd that cd
<@Coolty> HA HA HA!
<@Coolty> Linux joke
<@Coolty> XD
<@pierut> xD
<@Coolty> yeah, i went there.
Comment: irc.digitalrebels.org
#300440* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Chadius> If I ever wanted to practice taking out security cameras, I would go to walmart because they have the widest selection
#309802* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< tux9th> I find it disturbing that jaxad was confident enough to sign a map which is a load of crap.
< wushin> well the old methods were crap
< wushin> in relation to current standards
< wushin> So I don't fault them too much
< wushin> they did make the best crap we have been having fun playing
< wushin> It's just our crap isn't as crappy
< wushin> but still crap if this project continues for about 10 years
< wushin> As crappiness is directly related to how recent a change is
< wushin> Week 1 it's the worst thing anyones seen and everyone involved should be burnt at the stake
< wushin> Week 2 Idk, I kinda like it
< wushin> Week 3 Wow this is the greatest ever
< wushin> Week 4 Make something new already
< wushin> repeat back at week 1
Comment: #themanaworld-dev
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<taktoa> so apparently there was one random block of end portal on an island on my minecraft server map
<taktoa> and somehow a couple of the users walked into it
<taktoa> luckily one of them was an op
<taktoa> so he went creative and killed the enderdragon
<Krash> that happens to me in the parking lot outside the store all the time
Comment: #the_construct on TribalWar
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* i (feedlive@<host>.net) has joined #TheFeedLive
<i> hi
<i> khut up kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!
<i> kevin and olivia hate each other lol
<i> is this live
<i> ........................................
* i (feedlive@<host>.net) Quit (Client exited)
<TheNerdTV> rotflol
#303285* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Andys> oh dear
< Andys> in ruby, symbols are represented with a prepended colon
< Andys> eg.   :flag
< Andys> so some guy tshirt that said ":sex"
< Andys> which everyone at railscamp knew meant "Sex symbol"
< Andys> he wore it until someone pointed out that to non-rubyists it said "Colon sex"
#305127* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Mixelica: "A Christmas Carol" may as well be called--
Moot: ATTACK OF THE GROOVESHARK!!!
#301031* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<luke-jr_> ]y force Moon_Doggy
<Little_Death> ]y force generic.. generic: 1, th0br0: 1, Abstains: 0, Undecided: 1
<ljrbot> generic..: I don't recognize that command.
<Little_Death> ]y force Rosalia..
<luke-jr_> f u Little_Death
<luke-jr_> ]y end
<ljrbot> The yandere game game has been forced to end.
<Moon_Doggy> omg
<shortcircuit> LOL
<luke-jr_> Lamperi: around?
<luke-jr_> ]y
<ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<luke-jr_> ]y force Moon_Doggy
-ljrbot- You've joined the pending game.
<Little_Death> ]y force Rosalia
<luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<Little_Death> ]y force Eladar
<Nanobot> ]y
<luke-jr_> T%^I($*&%^()
<toobparts> Haha xD..
<shortcircuit> ROFL
<luke-jr_> ]y end
<ljrbot> The yandere game game has been forced to end.
<luke-jr_> ]y
<ljrbot> A yandere game is starting in 60 seconds! Please type "]yandere" to join.
<luke-jr_> ]y force DawnBreaker
<luke-jr_> ]y force Nanobot
<luke-jr_> ]y force shortcircuit
<Moon_Doggy> lmfao
Comment: little_death & toobparts are bots
#310692* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
"     "Money doesn�t smell", ... but feels profiteers. ("L'argent n'a pas d'odeur", ... - Mais sent les profiteurs.) - (Charles de LEUSSE)
#310312* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
@mrtux   | fwilson: what do you use your old computers for/                           @fwilson | mrtux: nothing much                                                        @mrtux   | >not installing gentoo
#305136* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
I wanted to call myself an Humanist, but I could only a few humans at a time. I objectified the humans I worshiped and may not have respected them adequately, so I decided that I was more of a De-Humanist. Apparently, De-Humanism can help repair the Human Subconscious due to a Human Irrationality: People are more likely to respond to Just One Woobie, than to an entire Genocide or Cultural Problem.
#303823* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kyra> but she does have an F cup
<B-Rad> she stores her fat there
<yoshi> xD
<B-Rad> it overflows into the rest of her though
<Kyra> hm
* B-Rad speaks fact
<Kyra> true
#304517* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ImTheRealHaze> exactly 315g my self made cheeseburger
<Slie> 454g woulda been better
<Slie> then you coulda called it a pounder of cheese
<ImTheRealHaze> hehe
<Slie> who the hell decided that 454 grams would be a pound?
<Slie> stupid yanks
<ImTheRealHaze> itz 500
<Slie> hmm odd
<Slie> it's actually 453.59
<Slie> i never new it was rounded up
<ImTheRealHaze> stupid
<Slie> thats even worse
<Slie> who the fuck made a pound 453.59 grams
Comment: #Globalgamers
#303614* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Macrohard> btw do you know the significance of my name?
* SkynetTx pulls up google.com in a hurry
<SkynetTx> you don't like microsoft?
<Macrohard> I do hahaha
<SkynetTx> "opposite to microsoft"
<Macrohard> I just would rather be described as large and hard instead of small and soft HAHAHA
<SkynetTx> wow lol, I can't think of a comeback to that
#305659* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Marenz> /unignore Flash
<Flash> !
<Marenz> /ignore Flash
#305051* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Trenzein> When an Omegle chat changes from me getting pounded as I pretend to be a drunken whore to giving advice on how to pick up women - having revealed my real age and gender, mind you, to cheering on a lonely guy with a big dick who THANKS ME for the support...
<Trenzein> My faith in humanity goes back up, if even just a little.
#259238* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: hitler put everyone into neat little circles
VulcanJaded: if we tried to put people in squares
VulcanJaded: it would take all fucking day
InfernalTempestX: no...
InfernalTempestX: it would make a circle
#310931* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pascal> anyway you can do a pretty good job of chinese roulette by putting 6 lines on 6 plates: 5 lines of a random chinese mystery rc and one line of cyanide
<neutron> but.... everyone will hope for the cyanide
<ferrite> the person with the cyanide wins
#295863* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<elzombiediablo> Ok, so I got banned from the bi/les/gay room yesterday and when ever I send the e-mail to request they lift the ban I get it sent back straight away with a delivery failure notice. Does anyone else get this problem?!
<earsecks> Nope, I'm straight.
Comment: Hilarious
#295869* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: my dad thought tom from myspace was some wierd old guy
InfernalTempestX: he saw my emails
InfernalTempestX: and was like who's tom from myspace?
InfernalTempestX: how did he get your email?
InfernalTempestX: /facepalm
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