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<Kemikals> i gotta go poopie !!!!
* %CatBox360 opens mouth
<%CatBox360> i mean
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<Blas89> yeah Erik_ =)Comment: #liveforspeed. 22-8-08
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***metroidhunter777 is listening to Beginnings - Chicago
***metroidhunter777 is listening to Beginnings - Chicago (Tromboner solo)
***So_Crates doesn't give a fuck what MH is listening to.
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<c1QfXUgcGY0> [link to tumblr post about social justice]
<c1QfXUgcGY0> >I recognize that as a white, heterosexual, cis male, I have privilege over others.
<c1QfXUgcGY0> rolled my eyes so hard they popped out of my skull and hit ctrl+w
<Ungeheuer> I rolled my eyes so hard I did a backflip
<Antares> oh god its like racial otherkin
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<LC-DDM> I'm grateful for not having to celebrate it [thanksgiving].
<@CMK> <LC-DDM> I'm grateful for not having to be grateful.
<ITS_3X7R33M> he's not american
<ITS_3X7R33M> and what does mfw have to do with that cmk
<ITS_3X7R33M> mfw means my face when
<@CMK> I thought it meant Motherfucking Wut?
<ITS_3X7R33M> it means my face when, and you link to a reaction image
* @CMK is thankful that people in this channel won't publicize his fails on Bash or 4chan.
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12:14 <+Heatpack> IRC IS IN MY BLOOD
12:14 -!- Heatpack
quit [Quit: YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES]
12:15 < Evan> lol?
12:15 < Evan> IRC IS IN MY BLOOD
12:15 <&silvertear> blood type: IRCComment: Powerprecision Networks
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<Aerv> So, I got home from work about 40 minutes ago, and I saw my wife and her friend playing on the couch.
<Aerv> Now, normally that would be highly arousing
<Aerv> but they weren't playing with each other
<Aerv> They were playing with the puppy my wife just bought
<Aerv> And didn't tell me about
<Aerv> until I got home
<Aerv> At least they got a good puppy, German Shepard, not some little rat thing
<Aerv> The puppy already likes me the best
<Aerv> After my annoyance with ANOTHER mouth to feed, I saw how cute she was
<Thor> *she*....so....I think we all know the question at hand. :P
<Scruffy> how long til he porks it?
* Thor watches scruffy prove his point.
* Aerv has kicked Scruffy from #sfn
* Aerv has kicked Thor from #sfn
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<Amanda> Hiya milo =)
<milo> Amanda, what?
<Amanda> Are you confused?
<Amanda> That was not very polite.
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<MollyMetroid> naked, and playing DS tetris online against a human opponent
<MollyMetroid> is the only way to poop
<MollyMetroid> because if you win
<MollyMetroid> they got beat at tetris by a naked pooping person
<WinsonPaine> if you lose you can avenge yourself by shitting on your DS
<WinsonPaine> it is brilliant
<MollyMetroid> well no
<MollyMetroid> if you lose
<MollyMetroid> big deal
<MollyMetroid> you're just taking a dump
<MollyMetroid> big triumph for the other guy
<MollyMetroid> they beat a naked shitting person
<WinsonPaine> they should have sent a poet
<WinsonPaine> good news MollyMetroid
<WinsonPaine> they DID
<WinsonPaine> In the bathroom
<WinsonPaine> I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
<WinsonPaine> Who, squatting upon the ground,
<WinsonPaine> Held their DS in their hands,
<WinsonPaine> And played tetris on it.
<WinsonPaine> I said, “Is it good, friend?”
<WinsonPaine> “It is bitter—bitter,” they answered;
<WinsonPaine> “But I like it
<WinsonPaine> “Because it is the shitter,
<WinsonPaine> “And because it is my heart.”
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<Hey-An_Alien> Why does the rounded part on the head of a penis get censored out in Japan?
<Shinki_Asakura> Not touching that link.
<Shinki_Asakura> Not after a question like that.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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<Scribs> ok no more cat pics, make me want to adopt one
<Scribbles> Adopt a cat or buy a fursuit
* catgirl adopts a fursuit
<DamnBear> Either way the fursuit or cat will produce objects resembling hairballs.
<DamnBear> And both can wind up costing thousands of dollars
* catgirl adopts a mach
<machfox> No :v
<machfox> I'm a wild fox
* machfox nips KesNagaTwins
* KesNagaTwins hmm, one sister unhinges her jaw, swallows mach
* machfox bursts from kes
<machfox> No eating
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slow: portal co-op?
slow: I have to mow today and I'm probably going to a party this evening so it's a pretty narrow window of time
nova: don't forget to use ass condoms
slow: I'll take that as a no
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<FyerEgg> I wanna go take my 4-year-old to the clinic
<FyerEgg> And ask if its too late to get an abortion
<FyerEgg> Just to see the reactions
<DooWang> come to Oregon I think the follow the age 26 rule
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<AK47_Bitch> SHUT UP TAPIKA I WAS GONNA AGREE WITH YOU BUT FUCK I HAVE TO AGREE WITH LAVAFAG TANKS TO U
<AK47_Bitch> (.)(.) AND TANKS FTW
<SC666_Loves_War> And so I love Tanks so I shall tank u AKH :D
<SC666_Loves_War> Tanks r fun to ride but mechs�
<SC666_Loves_War> ARE WAAAAY BETTER
<SC666_Loves_War> CANT U JUST LOVE IT :D MECHS FTW WILL CRUSH TANKS UNDER THERE FEET ITS THE NEXT GENERATION VECICHLES WITH PLASMA CANNONS YAAAAAY
<Macho_Man> WTF HOW COME NOBODY HAS REPLIED YET :@
<Macho_Man> WAKE UP FUCKERS SAY SOMETHING FFS
<Macho_Man> I AM LOSING MY �%�"$%�$^ PATIENCE AKH SHOW UP NOW!
<Luke_skywalker_texas_rangers> NOOOOOO I AM LOSING IT ALL AARGH FUCK U AKH FUCK U TO HELL AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH
<SC666> THATS IT I WAITED LONG ENOUGH IM COMIN FOR U AKH WAIT FOR ME SO I CAN KILL YOU ;)
<AKH> I like how he calls me "AK47 Bitch". But not in a sexual way.
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<`WarpKat> hey dr7...maybe you have Epstein-Barr virus
<dr7> nah, just migranes
<lazyalt> is that when Epstein sits Rosanne Barr on y our head?
<dr7> I do have the Rosanne-Barr virus, I'm fat and annoying :)
<`WarpKat> or a midget growing in your head
<`WarpKat> or in your body contributing to the perception that you're fat and annoying
<dr7> Quite possible.
<`WarpKat> i say you should take a knife to yourself and dig the little sucker out
<`WarpKat> we'll watch from afar
<dr7> I'll pass.
<`WarpKat> no...no...that's ok - we don't mind =:D
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This wasn't me, but a friend of mine called me up one day during his first playthrough of Final Fantasy VII. He was up to the bit where you fight Jenova in the Whirlwind Maze in Disc 2, but kept dying, so he was looking for advice on how I did it. I kept explaining it was the easiest boss fight in the game, and you couldn't actually lose if you had at least one Fire Ring or Fire Amulet, but he kept calling bullshit, saying he had those, and thought I was being a deliberately unhelpful asshole. We nearly fell out over this, so I told him I'd come over to SHOW him how easy it was.
We booted up the save, and I jumped into the menu. I couldn't believe it. Everyone was on their initial equipment. He hadn't changed a single weapon, armour or accessory since the start of the game. He said "yeah, I keep picking those things up, but they don't seem to be changing anything". Much as I wanted to slap him for being a fool, I couldn't help but be impressed he'd made it so far.
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<Fuzzwood> oh shit
<Fuzzwood> its raining quite heavily here
<Fuzzwood> time to shower...
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Friendship Is Made By Best Friends, Followed By Love That You Show, Hold A True Friend With Both Your Hands & Never Let Go. - Shay Legacy
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HighDroneOdo may want a Fully Developed Alice in Wonderland Playlist.
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wrennina ti lovvo ^^
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<03:32 AM><Kyn> As the Autumn twilight brings to mind visions of a yet unseen future, I realized I
<03:33 AM><Kyn> I'm just a seventeen year-old boy with a full-blown libido in the springtime of my youth
<10:19 AM><xCrosseyesx> No better time than 3:30 AM to let that one off your chest Kyn =3Comment: Timestamps are relevant (#HopeUntoDawn)
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<sadrilover> my gramma uses it
<XtremeTeam> LOL. Go granny!
<CatBox360> still true
<schooluser> the number of people who have difficulty using it still outnumbers the ones who don't
<CatBox360> linux is still a pile of flaming cow shit
<sadrilover> lol CatBox360
<XtremeTeam> Cow Patty. <3Comment: limux is still better
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<bhaak> "On average, pages in your site take 1.5 seconds to load (updated on Nov 23, 2010). This is faster than 79% of sites."
<ais523> they don't draw the line anywhere, they measure, then work out the percentile
<bhaak> ais523: no, they really draw a line. on the image they have a line at 1.5 seconds, above it written slow, below fast
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<crippled laszlo2> i just killed a scout who capped the intelligence. i killed him close before his intelligence-room. his corpse flew to the place, and they won -.-
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