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#311460* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
"ASMARA DIOR IS ASPIRED TO INSPIRE YOU TO BE YOUR BEST DREAMER AND YOUR GREATEST VISIONARY, WITHOUT A DREAM THE VISION WILL JUST PERISH. NEVER STOP DREAMING BECAUSE YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL BECOME YOUR GREATEST REALITY"Comment: Quoted by Quinline Glasper
#302235* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Scooby_> omg need sleep
< Scooby_> 6.50 am tommorow
< Scooby_> lordy
< Ragzouken> Alarm Clock Hallejuah
Comment: #cogs
#302880* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
jaredxd: step 1, change your mac address
Spen_Co: she went to sleep
InvaderEO: When?!
jaredxd: step 2, ????????
jaredxd: step 3, profit
Spen_Co: whats a mac address
jaredxd: lol
Spen_Co: i have pc
jaredxd: LOL
sammah: rofl
Comment: Tech Support....
#309544* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<LAMMJohnson> lrsp: Girl in the middle likes to party. That's my relation to them.
<lrsp> ok
<Longlius>  I like to party
<LAMMJohnson> Everybody does
<Hagen> Let's be precise. Are you referring to LAN parties?
#284098* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
A psychiatrist to his clinically depressed patient: "Maybe life isn't for everyone."
#284552* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
What's it called if you give someone an exorcism?  Is it exercising?
#225258* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Drolhtis> Hey Id, use a lead pipe it's more effective.
* Id bites Nebuchan's nose with a lead pipe
<Drolhtis> I ment hit him with a lead pipe.
<Id> oh
* Id bites Nebuchan's head with a lead pipe
<Sho> lol
<Drolhtis> Also your name is missing 3 letters.
<Sho> who the fuck has lead piping nowadays anyway
* Cirabeau grabs the pipe and whcks Id in the head with it
<Sho> that shit is poisonous
* Id lul dodges
<Drolhtis> Id is missing an iot in his name.
Comment: Drolhtis, Id, and Sho, and Cirabeau in #twokinds, as Drolhtis kindly points out Id's flaw
#305113* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Krille> I just had some Jansson's temptation
<Krille> now my beard smells like unwashed cunt
<Jake|D600_win7> lol
<Krille> fucking anchovy
Comment: #wtfpwnt at irc.rubbermallet.org
#310148* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@NWH> My neighbor has a very barky chihuahua, and sometimes she says actual words, like "bathroom".
<@NWH> Yes, I'm aware it was really "Bark! Grrrroooorrrr..." but it sounded a *lot* like bathroom.
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Lasukie: HI IM A WINDOWS 2003 SERVER. I HAVE THE UP TIME OF AN OLD MAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD VIAGRA. WATCH ME CRASH EVERY TWO HOURS ON THE HOUR WHILE YOUR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. FEED ME MORE NETWORK RESOURCES. That is all.
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"Attempted good marriage with premeditation." - (Charles de LEUSSE)
#304420* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jake> dan: I've been it Japan for almost two months now
<jake> I just had this epiphany that the one thing that I was missing and that is freaking difficult to find in normal shops around here is just some bread
<dan> hm... i know they have bread there. I know this because they make Hello Kitty toasters, which would not be useful if they didn't have bread.
<dan> and also because there's a japanese bakery near the office
<jake> yeah, they do, but not in the 7/11, Lawson, blabla, shops that are everywhere
<dan> oh, you have to go to an actual bakery?
<jake> yeah
#307464* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Toppers> Deep down in my heart, I think I love pizza more than blowjobs.
#301800* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Coral> IM JAPANESE
<@Coral> BUT IM FROM AMERICA
Comment: He's not an american-japanese
#309364* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tak> Also there was this little fat kid
<Tak> who was in there for his first time
<Tak> and he sits down in the holding cell
<Tak> and asks the guy next to him, "is it really as bad in here as they show on TV?"
<Tak> and everyone in the room just stopped talking and looked at him
<Tak> I have NEVER seen anyone hazed so badly
<Tak> Within 10 minutes, they had him believing he was gonna get raped.
<Tak> He only moved around the room with his back against the wall.
<Tak> There was this old junkie in there named Chuck, who just looks like a total rapist, and they told him that chuck likes little white boys.
<Tak> and Chuck is just eying him up and down, then the guy telling him all this shit is telling the kid he will protect him and shit.
<Tak> so he tells the kid to "come here"
<Tak> and the kid just skootches across the floor on his butt toward the guy
<Tak> and everyone just starts laughing so hard
Comment: Protip: Tak just got out of jail. irc.rubbermallet.org #wtfpwnt
#287319* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SadisticPenguin> I still feel like crap =(
<SadisticPenguin> oh well
<Sirisian> me too
<Sirisian> my throats mest up
<SadisticPenguin> I've got an appointment with a nephrologist in a week
<Sirisian> your dead?
<SadisticPenguin> lol
<SadisticPenguin> nephrology = kidney medicine
<Sirisian> I'm sorry I'm not good with words
<Sirisian> heh
<SadisticPenguin> dead is a good way to put it though, lol
#302265* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Everybody on this Network are gay and i fucked all your mothers 2 times
#305121* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
MixieFox: I swore I'd stay away from 4Chan, that creepy Albino Drama Student, and the Cancer Survivor who Truly Understoood Me, but Sucked the Life out of Me...
Moot: We had to take matters into our own hands...
#305601* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
questionablemoose is now known as weepymoose
<weepymoose> My sores are acting up.
*weepymoose is now known as questionablemoose
<Omnifarious> Sores?
<questionablemoose> Sores sometimes weep puss.
<Omnifarious> Uh huh.
<Omnifarious> Do you have mono?
<Omnifarious> Or herpes?
<questionablemoose> Hella herpes.
<questionablemoose> It's like being naturally "ribbed for her pleasure".
Comment: #lfs:1
#307250* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<platnicat|laptop|> SNAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaAAAaaAAAAaaaaaakes
<patsfanczar> once again, porn, angry pink rattle, or a mixture of both?
<patsfanczar> adam is currently quizzing me on what dicks I would like to get fucked by
Comment: FurNet, PM
#305585* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MunkyBone> vz ; happy bukkake dayComment: #linuxoutlaws
#310735* (?/3) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<{KHI}DellGuy> LaG|uranus, what music player do you use ?
<Taecloud> LaG|uranus uses a yellow Sony walkman tape player from the 90s
<{KHI}DellGuy> WOW
<{KHI}DellGuy> thatd be impressive actually
<{KHI}DellGuy> well, i could see you connecting one of those audio cassette tape adapters to your computer's headphone jack and then putting the tape in the cassette player
<{KHI}DellGuy> but that would be silly
<Taecloud> s/silly/awesome/
<Jaheira> <{KHI}DellGuy> but that would be awesome
<Taecloud> There you go
<Taecloud> s/cassette/penis/
<Jaheira> <{KHI}DellGuy> well, i could see you connecting one of those audio penis tape adapters to your computer's headphone jack and then putting the tape in the penis player
<{KHI}DellGuy> :-\
<{KHI}DellGuy> disinformation is forever
<Taecloud> :D
<Taecloud> s/disinformation/azn porn/
<Jaheira> <{KHI}DellGuy> azn porn is forever
<Taecloud> Agreed.
<{KHI}DellGuy> damnit
#304237* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
23:08 beautiful_cat_guts 08 hypersigil.org 482: | [0] beautiful_cat_guts, [1] #domus, [2] You're not channel operator
23:09 *** beautiful_cat_guts is now known as I_AM
23:09 I_AM is 5
23:10 *** I_AM is now known as nosforit
23:11 Dr_Tropikal lol
Comment: anthropic principle
#301048* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[RaphsGirl] Hey... that's ironic... Robert Downey Jr released an album in 2004 called The Futurist.... Iron Man is considered to be a futurist....
<~tylo> that's not irony
[RaphsGirl] Coincidence?
<+dlong> One of these days, "coincidental" will become an acceptable definition of "ironic"
<+dlong> And then all the pedantic grammar nazis will have to sit at home and sob.
#311518* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Talgie> I don't buy iphones cause they always die as soon as a new one comes out
<ciara> ya instead you got a flip phone, the old bangers you can hear when you hang up on someon
<Talgie> Facts you know when its over
<ciara> i miss that, sometimes i wanna call you just so you can hang up on me
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