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<+alteridos> Controlling boners, man. It's an art. |
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<norby89> im surrounded by hills
<norby89> if a tsunami would get here
<norby89> I'd drown like a fly in a bowl of soup
<norby89> whoa
<uhm> well im in the highest province of the netherlands so that makes me feel kinda safe
<norby89> Lol
<vatzec> uhm is 1 meter above sea levle
<norby89> 6 m above sea level?
<vatzec> o/
<norby89> \o |
#305176* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
MixieFox: I went on tour in Italy with my Orchestra. Italy was beautiful--
Moot: But somehow wrong...
MixieFox: I would have had a great time if I had any friends left in the Music Groups in Attendance.
Moot: Bloody decadance...
Mixie: As soon as we were about to leave, an Unpronuncable Volcano from a Cash-strapped Country vomited ash...
RainMan: Sorry about that...
Mixie: So I was forced to stay in Germany and ogle the Fairytale King of Bavaria--
Moot: ME!!!
Mixelica: So yeah... Typical Easter... |
#294839* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(slow day in IT)
[IT-me] hey, looks like a slow day
[IT-wanker] yeah, we should have this wrapped up by 10am
[IT-me] what should we do after that?
[IT-wanker] I don't know waht do you want to do?
[IT-me] hmm, I thought I would review some IT utilities online, maybe read a couple SQL articles to review backup techniques
[IT-wanker] (pulls DVD out of his jacket) we could watch this...?
[IT-me] um, no thanks
[IT-wanker] you did last time
[IT-me] yeah, I guess I don't think its the right thing to do at work and the one last time was short anyway and we didn't
take a lunch so...
[IT-wanker] why? you thought it was ok before but now you don't? (sounding very annoyed)
[IT-me] well, I didn't think it was the right thing to do before but I am new here and you're the "boss" so I just went along with what you wanted to do
[IT-wanker] well we work long hours sometimes so when it's slow you have to take advantage of it
[IT-me] um, I don't.
[IT-wanker] you don't have to work hard all the time
[IT-me] no, but I am paid to work and my employer expects me to be working when I'm paid...
[IT-wanker] ...whatever.
[IT-me] (later learns new TSQL backup stuff from SQL article and finds RoboCopy GUI utility)
[IT-wanker] (watches 2 DVDs until it was time to go home) |
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<AkumaWolf> meh.. I don't like the flavour of pixels... and .gif's gives me gas....
<Tom> lol
<Emmy> lol
<Emmy> just don't be in a .tiff about it.
<AkumaWolf> nah.. you'll see when i'm properly .PSD off...
<Emmy> hahaha |
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ZzUflk hi! hice site!Comment: ZzUflk hi! hice site!
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#308563* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Ferus> savior: stop drilling me
< savior> im not drilling you
< savior> but i could nail you
< savior> :3
< ElricStorm> lawl
< Ferus> hot
< savior> you up for that kinda thing, baby?
< ElricStorm> apparently I came back at just the right time
< Ferus> I'd nail jesus if ya know what i mean
< aladdinp> i'm putting on my wizard hat |
#305989* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Dubya: I FINALLY FUCKING CAME!
Dubya: :D
dutch_commando: .......
dutch_commando: .....
dutch_commando: ...
dutch_commando: good?
dutch_commando: i have no clue what to say to this
Dubya: I've not been able to cum for a good week.
Dubya: That was a relief.
dutch_commando: .....still have no clue what to say
Dubya: Just say: "Congratulations on statistically reducing your chance of getting cancer." |
#304796* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Beardface: I don't know GH, my fox things kept eating everyone else
Beardface: and then my birds wouldn't have sex for some reason
Beardface: and then my bunnies all diedComment: The joys of Viva Pinata.
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<SaltyChicken> Tiddles
<Tiddles> ?
<SaltyChicken> i just realized you have no even numbers
<Tiddles> lol
<SaltyChicken> how... *sunglasses* ... odd
<SaltyChicken> YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHComment: Tiddles use the nickname "157359951735" on a sandbox game.
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#300347* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Aviram> Hey S2GoGo, what do you do at S2?
<S2GoGo> I code
<Viole> he sits on his ass and pretends to be useful
<Viole> dont listen to him
<S2GoGo> and also sit here and pretend to be useful
<Aviram> awesome
<S2GoGo> the faster I make typing noises the more they are impressed |
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<+Cloudstrike> Okay, so my girlfriends asleep right, and I was feeling kinda horny. I thought to myself, hai, why would I fap when I can just rape this bitch.
<+Cloudstrike> So, I started taking off her panties, etc and started goin at it. I don't know how many of you have ever actually tried this but rooting a sleeping bitch is pretty hard, I feel empathetic for those necropheliacs out there.
<+Cloudstrike> I positioned her ontop of me so it was easier to thrash it, but I guess that didnt prepare me for what was about to happen next.
<+Cloudstrike> I was just about to blow and the bitch starts pissing all fucking over me.
<+Cloudstrike> I was like WHAT THE FUCK
<+Cloudstrike> I couldnt MOVE
<+Cloudstrike> I was stuck underneath this bitch while she pissed all over me in her sleep
<+Cloudstrike> I eventually rolled her off me and had a shower. |
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Mixelica: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Common Sense. Please state your question.
PhatomOpera: Did I hear you spaz that Danny Phantom Snog Death was preventable?
Mixelica: Yes.
PhantomOpera: How?
Mixelica: The Eleventh Doctor's dopamine neurons may or may not have been firing independently of his ACC. Sex may or may not stop the heart in Males, but it does not necessarily have to feel like death. Sexual acts committed by males whose dopamine neurons are firing independently of their ACC may be shaken by Out of Body Experiences.
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: I know nothing for sure. |
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== FC`Backup [DDuser@7b043c70.hsd1.ca.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
* RickyTickles growls....
<@RickyTickles> Someone just closed my laptop......
<+Basil> ?
<+Basil> Dastardly!
* RickyTickles drums her fingers across her desk.
== FC`Backup [DDuser@7b043c70.hsd1.ca.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has joined #goe`ooc
<@RickyTickles> ....
<@RickyTickles> My laptop's posessed!
<+Basil> Well yeah, I assume you own it.
<@RickyTickles> ...
<@RickyTickles> ok...that was gold.Comment: hehe
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Lindsay: she lives in Canada, and has no clue where Pennsylvania is...
Allen: I tell anyone else in the world "Pennsylvania" and they instantly know where it's at
Allen: and come on, Pennsylvania! The Declaration of Independence... the other stuff! |
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< Gevallen_Engel_> and craigslist died
< Gevallen_Engel_> :c
<@asellus> fix it
* Gevallen_Engel_ rubs asellus on the internets
<@asellus> it's fixed \o/
<@Rufus-P> herpes just came out of my internet
<@Rufus-P> wtf guys
<@asellus> :\ |
#302562* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Aleka watches Sarbiton and Maria_Estes making out.
* Sarbiton brought Maria back. And makes out with Aleka for the sake of it.
* Sarbiton wonders why he can't just make out with people these days without them noticing right away.
<Aleka> Sarbiton, if you can't notice you're being made out with, you're super-duper slow or... probably dead.
<Sarbiton> Aleka; I made out with you.
* Aleka also nibbles on Inverna's nerd shorts... and what-what-what-what now?! O_O
* Sarbiton did and points to the post. Aleka's super duper slow or dead then.
* Aleka sulks... and her player facedesks.
* Sarbiton makes out with Aleka some more to cheer her up.
* Aleka breaths on Sarb's face as she does, but her player needs to go and drink some mouthwash ._. Yes, 'drink'. |
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<tommy> sam: shutup
<tommy> fred: shutup
<sam> tommy, shutup
<sam> fred, shutup
<fred> fred, shutup |
#306306* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
êóðñîâûå,Comment: USA
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<xxlginger> gives lpeake some LSD
<lpeake> takes the lsd
<lpeake> that still doesn't make me a druggy
<lpeake> but it does make my letterbox an elephantComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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<HeTo> ]8ball can I set my middle name to be Danger for $0.05 USD?
<ljrbot> HeTo: The answer is a resounding no.
<HeTo> @8ball can I set my middle name to be Danger for $0.05 USD?
* Little_Death shakes the magic 8-ball for HeTo ... all signs point to yes
<toobparts> still be in here, you where holucinatin'..
<HeTo> ]8ball is Little_Death correct?
<ljrbot> HeTo: Of course.
<HeTo> @8ball so ljrbot lied to me at first?
* Little_Death shakes the magic 8-ball for HeTo ... all signs point to yes |
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<Kleykyle> dmf put doors on my dick
<Kleykyle> *DOCK |
#306263* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
In case anyone WANTS to see that "dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms" video, see here: youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY |
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Zach: are you in?
Nick: ...no I'm just logged in to the messenger through my microwave at home.
Zach: I'm sending Bill Coffman down
Nick: For?
Zach: I don't know...he was asking for you.
Nick: Great...
Zach: probably his phone.
Nick: Of course.
Zach: do your damn job
Nick: Go fuck yourself.
Zach: quit crying
Nick: Eat a dick.
Nick: Fucking fruit cake
Nick: Useless waste of flesh.
Nick: What purpose do you serve?
Nick: NOTHING
Nick: You don't matter.
Nick: never have, never will.
Zach: to tell you what a piece of shit you are
Nick: Not so much.
Zach: you are disposable...
Nick: You do that to boost your ego and confidence.
Zach: yeppers
Nick: But in reality, you're an idiot.
Zach: and it helps alot
Nick: I'm sure you're over compensating for something...
Zach: my lack of salary
Nick: Zach: my lack of penis
Nick: That's what came up on my screen.
Zach: not so much
Nick: oh yes my friend.
Zach: you are such a guru of knowledge
Nick: I am, indeed.
Zach: everyone stop what your doing and give Nick praise
Nick: That's usually what happens.
Nick: I have a God complex that seems to be growing by the hour.
Nick: I'm a winner.
Zach: take your broken down back home do try to play daddy
Nick: I have no idea what that meant.
Nick: You need to learn english.
Nick: This isn't Georgia...we don't speak "stupid".
Zach: huh?
Zach: whatcha say
Nick: I have to take a shit. |
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<dipstick> school is like a game, work hard and earn enough exp. and you'll level up.Comment: #lobby @ irc.darkirc,info
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