QDB: Quote #300153
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 35 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 44.3% chance of being approved.

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<Isamu> why des my snot smell like garlic ?
<Isamu> *does
<Fax> ...
<Fax> WHAT THE SHIT
<Fax> is today just Surreality Day and no one told me?
<AneiDoru> i haven't been told about it either fax
<Fafnir> I can taste key lime pie.
<AneiDoru> you guys
<AneiDoru> stop being silly
<AneiDoru> or i'll start kicking
<AneiDoru> >_>
* Fafnir nibbles on Anei
<Fafnir> tastes like blackberries.
<Crusader> I think it's more like fish
<Crusader> but w/e
<AneiDoru> fish is what sex smells like
<AneiDoru> i don't taste like fish
<AneiDoru> nor do i taste like blackberries
<AneiDoru> >_>
<Fafnir> but you must
<Fafnir> you see, I like you AND I like blackberries
<Fafnir> QED
<Fafnir> my Proof is absolute.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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