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#301838 (53/81) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Digga> aaaaand
<@Digga> the site's died
<@Digga> fucking played
<@Sebas`> Rage against the Machine thing?
<@Digga> mhmm
<@Sebas`> Bummer
<@Digga> 120,000 people registered for it
<@Digga> and seetickets can't handle it
<@Sebas`> Too much raging, not enough machines.
#307236 (30/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Parsee> I don't know... Yuyuko, you were suggesting giving missiles as messages, right?
<Yuyuko> Yeah, you don't need an interpreter.
<Yuyuko> Everyone speaks missile.
Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
#310326 (41/53) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Spengo> so
< Spengo> I met up with one of my transgender friends who I haven't seen in forever
< Spengo> had a child
< Spengo> now he's transparent
< ryantmer> Somewhere, a drummer did a rimshot, and they have no idea why
< xmc> so technically you still haven't seen him
< ryantmer> Ha!
#308025 (13/25) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RoKenn> he's sort of like the community pet, he keeps pooing on the couch, but we're too kindhearted to send him to the animal shelter
#301289 (39/63) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JON> my g/f has a new friend. Cleverbot.com laaaaame =D
<KAT> I asked it: How should I lose weight?
<JON> Oh?
<KAT> And it responded with "With a chainsaw."
#311313 (9/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@itszn> Only 53 days, 8 hours, 34 min, and 15 seconds until Christmas
<@xerphn> im already looking forward to the one after that
#304684 (41/71) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BrokenHaiku> No but my former neighbours had a lot of sex, which was evident from her yelling. We have pretty thick walls though so often I only hear hear vagely when it's quiet at night...
<BrokenHaiku> And so one night I heard her and it sounded pretty hot so I thought I'd get in on some parallel action so to speak.
<BrokenHaiku> And just when I'm hot and going her screaming gets louder
<BrokenHaiku> And I suddenly realise...it's not her.
<BrokenHaiku> It's her baby crying.
#306479 (30/72) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> What's Forrest Gump's Password?
<Dr_Pressure> 1forrest1
#301446 (32/64) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isaacx> im bored
<KS> Play with yourself.
<isaacx> like catch?
Comment: Matanet
#302761 (10/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< sklnd> i was an intern at jpmc for two years
< sklnd> i lost like 50 million dollars one day in intra-bank funds
< sklnd> by fucking up a ftp upload
Comment: #cobol
#304088 (41/75) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Onyx> playing hide and seek with a cat tis harrd
<Onyx> he never acts surprised when he finds me, it's always just like "*sigh* I knew you were there from the start ... stupid human"
#311675 (21/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab
#310556 (30/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meeb> only windows laptop in the flat is currently updating itself (forced reboot)
<meeb> it's installing update.... 14 of 3
<meeb> and is on 824%
<Erasmus> meeb, think of how super up to date that laptop will be
#307034 (34/60) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> Also, these things have rogue AP mitigation strategies, mostly involving telling the rogue to STFU over and over.
<c0nsumer> cisco's got some darned slick stuff for doing campus wireless
<Stormgren> Yeah, and I was off, it's worse than that.
<Stormgren> If told to contain a rogue AP, it DoSes the clients to death
<Stormgren> We could have some fun experimenting with this
<melstav> that's.... useful
<Stormgren> It basically sends deauth and deassociate messages to the rogue's detected clients.
<melstav> better that than trying to flood 'em
<Stormgren> I now really want to set up a 802.11g raw-frame capture and watch this in action.  I never get to play with this functionality at work at that level.
<melstav> wait. the upstream network can tell an arbitrary wlan router to deauth a client? or is it telling the nic to disconnect?
<Stormgren> melstav, it's blowing frames out of the radios
<myself248> Stormgren: If one were to drop one of those APs in a bucket with 48v worth of batteries, would it run standalone and just keel, keeel, keeeeeeel anything that moves?
<Stormgren> Good question
<myself248> I think I smell a new sport.
<myself248> Because occasional deauth frames would consume less power than active jamming, AND be part-15 compliant, to boot.
<Stormgren> As far as I know, you need a controller
<myself248> Damn. that's harder to strap onto a stationkeeping quadcopter.
<myself248> DEAUTH FROM ABOVE
#308074 (37/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> grrr network hiccup
<ENKI-][> you should hold your breath while drinking jolt and whistling the 2600Hz tone in order to get rid of network hiccups
#297067 (32/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<prime_> if java really did garbage collection the jvm would uninstall itself
#311252 (44/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest
#311554 (31/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<APTX_> so
<APTX_> I unpacked my switch and I turn it on for the first time. I felt it rumble a bit. After a second I realized that it was an earthquake and not the console...
<DerIdiot|work> ba da bish
<APTX_> the timing was really good
#306951 (36/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said bra on fire
#309511 (26/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cactus> wat.
<Cactus> I..... don't know why this exists.
<Cactus> it's one of those sites put together by a bot, but it doesn't have ads or anything
<Tec> Za?
<Cactus> but it's like
<Cactus> porn mad libs
<Tec> ...Huh.
<Cactus> it's hilarious and depressing
<Cactus> and bewildering
<Tec> Yeah, I could see that.
<Cactus> "Tina struggled luxuriously as she felt the woman's breast girls photo gallery reverberate off her physics absently struggle unbelivebly her side."
<Cactus> maybe it's supposed to distribute malware or something?
<Tec> "Reverberate off her physics absently" sounds like a line from a particularly saucy science slashfic.
<Cactus> "I sodomized a breast girls photo gallery of handlers to say me, cheating two erroneous spasm suns i had filmed from a concentration order company."
<Cactus> two erroneous spasm suns.
<Tec> I think horse_ebooks has a serious competitor now.
<Cactus> "She told him how eerie his apprehension tasted, and how temporarily she wanted it inside her. "
<Cactus> ouch.
<Cactus> it's basically horse_ebooks, but porn.
<Tec> Apprehension has among the eerier tastes.
Comment: Nightstar
#311668 (33/35) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unyu> Saying that a mathematical model describes reality, or is even a good approximation to it, is a truly huge statement. I'd rather not make such a statement unless it can be backed with strong arguments.
<Stevie-O> then you, sir, are not fit to be an economist
Comment: ##math
#311639 (32/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moaz> wastrel> do you happen to be a doctor by any chance
<moaz> i have a really bad cold
<Afrix> apple a day will keep the wastrel away
<moaz> well there's a reason i use android
<wastrel> i'm the phd kind of doctor not the md kind
<wastrel> i have a doctorate in not being particularly good at nything
#311660 (44/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PoroCYon> \o/
<Saga_Musix> \o/
<Bonn333> /o/
<mtronic> \o\
<Bonn333> /o\
<mtronic> \o/
<Bonn333> (o(
<slerpy> )o(
<mtronic> ~o~
<slerpy> "o"
<Bonn333> .o.
<mtronic> <o>
<slerpy> ^o^
<mtronic> |o|
<Bonn333> ]o]
<mtronic> }o{
<slerpy> °o°
<mtronic> 7o7
<Bonn333> !o!
<mtronic> ¬o¬
<slerpy> =o=
<Bonn333> What are we doing now? xD
<GargajCNS> tie fighter design contest, i'm assuming
#310631 (28/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> So in Civil War re-enactment school I was voted most likely to secede.
#311658 (5/21) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wayfinder> the original aladdin being a fairy tale about a chinese kid btw
<wayfinder> and the lion king is shakespeare rehashed
<wayfinder> so uh,
<T-101> whereas avatar was pocahontas rehashed
<wayfinder> yeah hahah
<wayfinder> and a bug's life was the seven samurai
<GargajCNS> i dont really mind rehashes as long as they were in an interesting new skin
<GargajCNS> also known as the Ed Gein approach
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