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#311375 (14/18) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
--> droid2727 has joined #xoreos
<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
#311276 (8/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
#223123 (11/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dkowis> that's gay
<dkowis> and if you're gay, then it's retarded
<dkowis> and if you're retarded, good job using IRC!
#311346 (21/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
#310954 (15/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street
<mischa> told them oracle is trash and to get a real DB
<mischa> you heard of postgres? it’s dope, free, scales like a motherfucker, open source and YOU DONT HAVE TO SUCK LARRY ELLISON’S COCK
<mischa> sup bro? you use oracle? it’s no good dude, get a real database
<mischa> one guy seemed really angry i was bothering him, he said he actually works at oracle, looked really grim
#302477 (10/14) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc
#295379 (19/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it
#309369 (33/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<theazman> Thanks
<deuteros_> that was a tough one
Comment: ##java
#311086 (18/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hep> the children actually get mad at me a lot because i wont pay attn to them
<hep> MOM
<hep> PAY ATTN TO ME ONLINE
<hep> LOOK AT MY MEMES
<hep> LIKE MY SELFIES
<hep> like jfc kid
<hep> i have an online life too you know
<hep> this original content dont post itself
#310899 (25/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hayashi> thank you, based LaTeX
<hayashi> telling me my syntax errors are at the end of my align*, instead of where they actually are
<bjs> hayashi, there's nothing wrong with latex's error reporting you obviously just put the error in the wrong place
<bjs> and it's reporting where it SHOULD be
#308875 (21/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
#307674 (80/160) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in submitted quotes.
#311131 (13/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
<Drewbear> Eternity
<Freudian> of
#310520 (9/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#309816 (13/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slamm> this porn im watching is using guiles theme as the music
<slamm> its true that it goes with everything
Comment: #/g/tv rizon
#309682 (39/61) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
#309328 (27/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
#304616 (30/60) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kitsu: Why would the localization.ltx contain calls to xml files that don't exist?
DekuLink: The xml files probably gave it a fake file path at the party last night.
#304418 (34/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily
#311316 (44/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Helix_Mouse> I want a website full of examples of retarded, nonsensical c++ code that runs and you have to guess what the output is
<Pi> that's called "stack overflow"
#311249 (45/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nyz> I love standards
<Nyz> I try to have at least two for all occasions
#311132 (-1/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
#311043 (-90/96) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#310928 (-75/79) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
#310728 (13/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadell> Actually
<Shadell> Economists are very very awful buddhists
<Shadell> "All conditioned existence is suffering. Desire is the source of all suffering because it never ends."
<Shadell> "This is why we can create models of economic systems based on the fact that humanity will never stop wanting more shit."
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