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<@i_c-Y> i had a nightmare yesterday that i bought 3 licenses of norton antivirus
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cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop
MiX: wait, isn't it noop
cyborg_ar: yeah but the instruction is written as nop
cyborg_ar: because we programmers lazy
cyborg_ar: so save keystrokes
cyborg_ar: whenever can
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* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc
<Daemon404> canadian even
<Lumpio-> Cross-compiling it to Canadian?
<Kulag> Lumpio-: Basically it just apologises when it segfaults.
<Lumpio-> Does it apologize in both English and French?
<Lumpio-> Also it is available under the french name lclcdlg ?
<Lumpio-> (Le compilatión la compilaieurs de la Gnú)
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<ss23> my nose is getting really sore, I think its from eating really spicy stuff with a cold
<ShaggyTwoDope> random rule of life
<ShaggyTwoDope> better your nose then your butt
<cksdayoff> Shaggy, did u learn that rule in prison
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<crikes> connection issues: the musical
<crikes> the protagonist enters stage left then exists immediately
<crikes> this continues for two hours
<crikes> it proves to be a massive hit
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<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
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<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights
<SkyLurker> I named two of them and he never used those two again :(
* ZachPrime can't afford one of those atm
<SkyLurker> the mouth one was Hungry Mary
<SkyLurker> and the other one was Gaping Gloria
<SkyLurker> sometimes I would make them perform sex acts on each other
<&ZachPrime> ... why are you telling me this? >.>
<SkyLurker> I have been keeping it to myself all these years...
<SkyLurker> I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore
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<Raptor> Huh. Discovering that the last time the file system was mounted is in the future scares linux.
<Celti> Yes. Linux needs special drivers for time travel.
<Raptor> I assume I can easily apt-get them?
<MrTrick> : time-travel installed successfully
<MrTrick> #> sudo apt-get install time-travel
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<sward> “I found a box I can reproduce on”
* sward worries
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<judges119> Has anybody tried to eat the ingredients of a cake on the assumption the ingredients will be
<judges119> like the final product?
<mamacx> omg no
<maximumoffence> I was a stupid child
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<Ta`niik> I got a few assorted things at the store a half hour ago. I got a bunch of dirty looks while at the cash register. I didn't realize it until now that I had bought knife blades and halloween candy at the same time. >.<Comment: #CoS
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<powersurge> god dammit
<powersurge> I go to dairy queen so often that google is asking me to set it as my work
<powersurge> stop judging me, google
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<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
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<Vyk> Ender, what happened with your motorcycle?
<Ender> Motorcycles are not good for deer hunting
<FiestaJoe> well you got it in one shot
<FiestaJoe> and it dropped right where it was hit
<FiestaJoe> cost of ammunition seems expensive though
<Ender> $6700 per shot
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<TheDancingLobster> i tend not to read code anyway
<TheDancingLobster> i just glare at it
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<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST
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<myself> I'm reminded of alphawolf's story of tracking down some guy who was sending strange traffic, and turned out to live in the next town over.
<myself> Guy's personal website included a pic of himself holding a banana like a gun.
<myself> so, wolfie and Evil head over there, armed with bananas and an Ethereal printout. Bang on the door. Someone answers, looks like the guy in the pic.
<myself> <threatening banana-stance>TELNET POLICE. STOP PINGING GARGAMEL.</stance>
<myself> And they leave.
<myself> Stunned. Silence.
<myself> the packets stopped.
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<steveio>this dude at work is an insufferable asshole
<steveio>and he asked me to look at his code because it wasn't working right. But he had that air of "I couldn't find it, so I don't think you will either, but I know my boss will ask if anyone else looked at it, so here." Such an asshole
<steveio>anyhow, found the problem right away, simple fix. But I then added this lovely gem:
<steveio>#define sizeof( rand(
<steveio>he uses sizeof in for loops everywhere >:)
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<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally
<maki> all the weeaboos i would be around
<gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french
<maki> canadiansComment: #n
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<@CiTay> haha... watching Science.Ch.Moon.Machines.5of6.Space.Suit... in the space suit, they had this "pee bag" with a condom-like hose leading to it. initially they had three sizes for the condom-like part, small, medium and large. but all astronauts ordered the large part, no matter the real need. so they renamed it to large, gigantic and humongous.
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<gde33> When reading ##politics I'm always amazed how smart people are in all the other channels.
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* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
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<^_^> I thought you didn't use B in Finnish?
<Bill> The thought of that makes me ill
<^_^> the thought of what
<Bill> Not having a B
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<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?Comment: #geekissues
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<berhnardhoffman> Any sentance, starting with "If i were female" should ALWAYS end with staring at my tits for hours infront of a mirror
<barrettj> ...wishing they were bigger.
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