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Thurmond: I only know one Russian word
Thurmond: and it's the word for hedgehog
JBIC: I KNOW THREE WORDS
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The_Jack_of_Clubs: you need to upgrade to safari 184.108.40.206.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.3 cause it fixes 1 little issue that youll never notice, mostly cause you use firefox, also it needs to restart and to "optimize the hard drive" and while your at it, would you like to install the new version of itune+quicktime? its only 20gb and it has the ability to upgrade the firmware of the iphone that you dont have!
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<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
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<danh> there is this insanely important insanely crazy suite of perl scripts here
<danh> this guy is here trying to figure out why it doesnt work
<danh> he has a value '7.0.3'
<danh> he keeps calling it a float
<danh> he keeps trying to multiply it
<danh> im looking him up in LDAP
<danh> he's been here for 5 years
<danh> now he's multiplying it by 1 to make it an integer
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<&o11c> A UDP packet walks into a bar and says "I want a beer". The barman charges him twice but doesn't actually give him one.
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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<DuClare> The presence of tech people is what made freenode really different
<DuClare> But these days I'm on #freenode helping people buy a dog kennel because they can't comprehend inches and feet
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<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan
<jbenedetto> tnet2: dont be a pussy. just get a tow hitch and hook it up to the back of your car
<LordNUniv> yeah, wear those piddly casters raw with some real road hauling
<LordNUniv> think of the looks you'll get driving on the highway with some huge server tied to the back of your car and being dragged along
<jbenedetto> hell yeah
<jbenedetto> people will know you mean goddamn business then
<jbenedetto> SRS E-BUSINESS
<LordNUniv> bonus points if something is dragging on the road and making sparksComment: Freenode, #classiccmp
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<Superfoxy> I hate everyone
<Lexy> Me too! Wanna be friends?
<Lexy> Oh wait.
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<@Profane> my right hand aches
<@Profane> from using the touchpad for hours
<@Profane> stupid fiddly powerpoint
<@Riocaz> Yea "touchpad"...
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<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
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<cotton> Fraz: isn't that the normal way to use #error? :o
<Fraz> well im trying it but im getting an errorComment: efnet #c++
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<prof3ta> i need new windows at work all the time... blank pages or google to quickly alt tab to them
<Drcoco> how about actual work
<Drcoco> to alt tab too
<prof3ta> yea right... they'd never buy that one
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07:07 <henrikhodne> grawity: I thought you went to sleep./
07:07 * henrikhodne is seriously stalking too much.
08:05 <grawity> henrikhodne: I did, why?
08:11 <grawity> henrikhodne: ...how did you even know I'm awake
08:13 <henrikhodne> grawity: Someone from Lithuania visited my blog. I assumed it was you.
08:14 <grawity> ._.
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(DemonHeadx) Anyone know of a minecraft server host that can host about 1$ per player?
(Weltschmerz) A server that can host dollars is called a safe
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<@Sebas> "I like these piercings that look like clubs and spades."
<@Sebas> "Get your upper lip pierced too, then you can get the hearts and the diamonds as well and have a pokerface."
sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
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<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card?
<Tonitrus> Missile access code
<Tonitrus> For emergencies
<Zetetic> Even our government isn't that stupid
* Zetetic hopes
<akkark> what does it read?
<Zetetic> Four digits
<Zetetic> I'd tell you, but I'm worried Tonitrus is right
<Zetetic> So I don't want to say it on a public channel
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(@pirokoro) you know your city is fucked up when William Gibson uses it as example of emergent chaotic dystopia :P
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<Tinted_Green> ok Grugg
<Tinted_Green> you and me
<Tinted_Green> we have to do that one day
<Tinted_Green> go to a pub
<Tinted_Green> and get a pint in a teapot
<Tinted_Green> and we have to wear top hats
<Tinted_Green> and monocles
<Tinted_Green> and speak in a highly refined english accent
<Tinted_Green> and see how long it takes them to throw us out
<Grugg> As soon as I can afford a ticket to australia
<Grugg> We will do this
<Turks> not without me you're fucking not
<Grugg> Didnt you threaten to murder me with an umbrella if you ever met me?
<Turks> i say alot of things
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+ RubberDuck has joined #TC.
< RubberDuck> fuck
< RubberDuck> where the fucks my bowling ball?!?
< ireadminds> uh, dont they rent em?
< RubberDuck> they rent only polished shitballs.
< RubberDuck> FUCK
< ireadminds> well u aint gonna find it here thats fo sho
- RubberDuck has quit (fuck this shit).
+ Melissa has joined
< Melissa> Ducky isnt dicking around in here, is he? were supposed to be goin out tonite :3
< CoJaBo> He said he doesnt have the balls for it.Comment: (and, yes, their names are Convoy references)
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<B0g4r7> A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
<B0g4r7> He orders a beer.
<d4|werk> ba dum tsssssh
<mark251> so how was the beer
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<ProfDrum> Ive somehow cut my forehead shaving
<ProfDrum> the worst bit of this is the overwhelming sense of deja vu it's giving me
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<@Rjx> I found pictures of a high school ex-girlfriend a few weeks back
<@Rjx> and it looks like a mathematics degree took its toll on her
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<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the officeComment: #prgmr on freenode
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<@b0lt> why is the OS X trackpad scrolling speed setting hidden in the accessibility settings panel
<tuple> because if the apple way isnt right for you, you must be handicapped
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<Erasmus> Just cracked my genuine copy of Windows that kept complaining at me that it was non-Genuine. So now it's non-Genuine but at least it thinks it is again.
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