QDB: Latest Approved Quotes
About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search

#309382 (70/96) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water
#302887 (9/33) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
#301243 (35/79) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman
#238479 (29/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet
#306611 (5/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#305335 (14/50) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- sycobuny[telnet] [~sycobuny@cloak.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #malkier
< sycobuny[telnet]> hi
< sycobuny[telnet]> it turns out there are no irc clients installed on larry's machine
< sycobuny[telnet]> typing the raw IRC still works though!
#304880 (13/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wethrin> We use tcsh by default at the university
<wethrin> I'm not sure why, other than to discourage the use of the Unix systems
#300090 (21/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i want to scale it down proportionally?
<OnErr0r> um.. math?
#311113 (5/47) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well
#310643 (-1/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#308504 (17/63) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Pants> Hey Grue, so I figured out what was wrong with my chainsaw
<@Grue> Ja?
<@Pants> It turns out it has an on/off switch.
<@Grue> `lart Pants
BrainBleach brings in Charles Darwin and the Chainsaw of Natural Selection to have a go at Pants
<@Grue> More apropos, BrainBleach cannot become.
#305561 (23/53) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xved> proteins are the most important thing that lets complex cellular things work
<xved> and there are so many and they all can do different interesting things...
<@Rorschach> Can they dance?
<xved> certainly
<xved> some of them can zip DNA too
<xved> where would DNA be without proteins? its fly would be undone!
<@Rorschach> Yes, one needs to keep one's genes zipped
#303649 (43/71) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Camille> I love my new job
<+ericc> where d'you work?
<Camille> it's a small coffee shop. doesn't pay much, but nearly everyone there is a gamer or irc'er.
<+ericc> nice
<Camille> yeah, we got busy around 1pm and it was loud cos of people chatting
<Camille> so one of the guys there shouted out "now I know how those marines feel when I hit them with a zerg rush"
<+ericc> hahaha awesome
<Camille> the manager heard him and frowned, I thought he was gonna yell at him for talking like that in front of customers
<Camille> and he just replied "man the bunkers and bring out the siege tanks!"
#311097 (138/156) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<photo> i poured my root beer into a square cup and now all i have is beer. please advise.
#310731 (13/87) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<asaph> So you're over a year and a half into your transition?
<Zyradyl> Yup.
<cjk> Okay so since you've been on both hormonal sides, is there any major difference between the two
<Zyradyl> 89.9% of the time no, except I do have to deal with some unwanted attention, which probably contributes to the 10.1% of the time.
<cjk> whats that
<Zyradyl> Well. Okay. If you had asked me what 2+2 equaled on a bad day where I was testosterone heavy, You would have gotten a "Four, You fucking muppet" and at the absolute worst, a punch in the face.
<Zyradyl> Do the same thing to me now, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes reducing you to feeling absolutely worthless, then say "Four you fucking muppet" and slap you.
<asaph> Holy shit.
<Zyradyl> I don't want to hit people as much. However, I want to make them cry so much more than before. Which i guess means 2+2 equals four, and a whole bunch of unresolved emotional issues.
#310381 (-3/41) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#309461 (51/77) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :)
<cmr> good luck
<cmr> those makefiles look like small animals could get lost and die in them
#307007 (48/84) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Neoinr> Bust a move
< Bucket> mo  ve
#311257 (43/81) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nomikos> basically I don't eat anything which has had a face on it at some point
<edf> what if we could breed faceless cows, Nomikos?
<Nomikos> how would they eat?
<edf> tubes
<edf> high-pressure mush injected straight into their digestive stuff
<Nomikos> this is a "how many parts of a cow do you have to remove to make it stop being a cow" isn't it
<edf> no
<edf> just the face
<Nomikos> just genetic-engineer some trees to grow burgers
<edf> what if the trees grow faces?
<Nomikos> ...
<Nomikos> hence "basically" :-p
<Nomikos> faces implying brains implying consciousness
<edf> oh
<edf> duh
<edf> then just tranquilise them from birth, keeping them perpetually unconscious
<Nomikos> you are not allowed on the committee of ethics :|
<edf> aw :(
#311085 (17/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kerio> i'm looking for a client that can use ecdsa account keys
<kerio> can be very barebones, in fact i'd prefer it
<kerio> initially i wanted to use gethttpsforfree but it doesn't support ecdsa account keys :|
<hl> kerio: My client supports ECDSA keys
<kerio> does your client do CSRs
<kerio> i'm all for the CSRs
<hl> no. Why do you need CSRs?
<kerio> because i measure my self-worth by how many openssl subcommands i can use in a row without having to check the documentation
#309037 (24/58) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<worf> goddamn how i hate DB2 ....
<worf> "LIMIT 2000" ... nope, too easy ... "FETCH FIRST 2000 ROWS ONLY"
#308964 (24/66) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Silentbobby> !fap
<Silentbobby> whoops
<nawcom> heh what happens with the !fap trigger
<vasego> A kitten dies
#304645 (33/105) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> FUCK
#303315 (24/102) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Griff> vuvuzela's are like children.. they can be annoying as hell until you have your own one
<Foulwynd> and then blow it..
Comment: #worldofraids
#311294 (22/90) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dante_Chaos> The phones here suck (company phones)
<JamesDR> you sure you're not talking into the vacuum?
save page | share 123456..584Next>

About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search
14,500 quotes approved; 9,675 fermenting; karma: 191.3655