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#300126* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+night> do you shave and bleach your ass?
< Nightwalker-> both
< kaelee> do you shave your legs?
< Stooge> who likes hairy butt?
<+night> lol no
<+night> Stooge: idk, but if girl bleaches ass she might even get an ass eating lols
< Nightwalker-> hairy butt is perfect, it allows shit to stick to the hair :P
< kaelee> O.o
< kaelee> wtf
* kaelee steps out
< Nightwalker-> :D
< Stooge> gn kael
<+night> lol
<+night> Nightwalker-: ye there's nothing better then scratch your ass and find some food :D |
#300119* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Caplain> sometimes i wonder if vulcans got a good idea
<rodent> howz that ?
<rodent> not being gay and emotional all the time ?
<rodent> less feeling/thinking, more doing ?
<Caplain> there are gay vulcans
<rodent> show me 1.
<rodent> *ONE*
<Caplain> ummm...spock?Comment: 2600net
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awegaw1.txt;2;5Comment: awegaw1.txt;2;5
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#300116* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gakos:##c> Zhivago, I need to avoid [hash function] collisions every time i add a new entry in cache.
<Wulf_> gakos: why, what bad happens when something collides?
<boris``> depends on your momentum
<s_cube> and mass! |
#300114* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
El_Castro: oh, how did the event today go?
atari2600a: I had this odd dream I went to Japan, broke into an american immigrant's house, started masturbating, got tired, fixed their computer & left
atari2600a: does this mean anything?
Kassiane: it was...discordian. so i guess a success
El_Castro: Which accordian?
atari2600a: who drives a Delorean?
Kassiane: Eris, queen of chaos drives an accordian daloreon
Xenu_: who is eris? |
#300113* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<XiaoTie> konami code dammit!
<Fax> sex > konami
<XiaoTie> cant argue with that
<Starsinger> I dunno
<Starsinger> I've had bad sex
<Starsinger> I've never played a bad konami game
<Fax> you make an excellent pointComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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Michael, telling women to powerlift. ,Comment: Michael, telling women to powerlift. ,
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#300109* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FlawedParadigm> Taylor Swift should name her next CD "I'd hit that."
<Fax> "Kanye Interrups" special edition.
<FlawedParadigm> Yeah, and the front cover should be her hitting him in the face with the MTV award.
<FlawedParadigm> Just to give "I'd hit that" a double entendre.
<Fax> Track 3: "The Greatest Music Video OF ALL TIME - feat. Kanye West"
<FlawedParadigm> That'd be a great music video. Four minutes of Taylor stomping the piss out of Kanye.
<Fax> hell yes
<Fax> quote of lyrics: "If you like it then you should've put A FIST IN IT GOD DAMN IT DIE I HATE YOU"
<FlawedParadigm> Maybe have Beyonce join in and kick him in the junk a few times.Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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<serenity> your stupid just stfu
<marko> you're*
<serenity> stil STFU
<marko> still*Comment: irc.smashthestack.org #social
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<sxh> btw
<sxh> my new goal
<sxh> grow weed for willie nelson |
#300105* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<PUSSYLICKA> If Chocolate Chip Cookies are made with chocolate chips, and Peanut Butter Cookies are made with peanut buttter.. What are Girl Scout Cookies made with!?
<NIGGGA> Yo nigga, I want some koolaid right now, feel me? fuckin bitch ass nigga! ill fucking take out my gap and bust a cap in they ass!
<PUSSYLICKA>This niggas wallin..
*PUSSYLICKA has left Ghetto Chat*
<NIGGGA> YO fuckking momma left ghetto chat! fuckin bitch ass..niggaz.. |
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<JEFFRY> ♪I like that long haired thick red bone. Open up them legs, that filet mignon, That Pussy!♪
<Lucas> What are you singing?
<JEFFRY>Every Girl by Lil Wayne
<Lucas> Oh
<JEFFRY>Yea
<JEFFRY> Soo..
<JEFFRY>Dude...
<JEFFRY>Ugh..
*Lucas Has Left DigiChat*
<JEFFRY>Fuck it....
<JEFFRY> Noone chats anymore
*No, Your just an ass*
<JEFFRY> The fuck!? |
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<Waldo> So, I tried Trojan Ecstasy....
<Ardinadi> And?
<Waldo> It doesnt work..
<Ardinadi> O wow really? Bummer. But what do you mean it doesnt work?
<Waldo> I tried masturbating in it but it was so slippery! |
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I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
No, why don't YOU describe your problems and press RET twice?
Is it because do not me describe my problems and press ret twice that
you came to me?
What?
Can you elaborate on that?
I have no idea what you just tried to say.
Why do you say that?
It made no sense at all.
Earlier you said do not me describe my problems and press ret twice?
Again, that sentence doesn't make any sense. Those constructs just
can't be put together like that.
Does it bother you that sentence does not make any sense those
constructs just cannot be put together like that?
IIdH;
I would appreciate it if you would continue.
I just thought it would be nice if you described your problems
instead. I'm sure you talk to a lot of weird people.
Maybe your plans have something to do with this. |
#300100* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ailieron> Question: SHould I still do this extra project along with an oral defense just to get my grade up form a C+ to a B in a 1 unit course for college?
<Fax> "oral defense"?
<Ailieron> I got around |
#300096* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Meta> Just highlight me and I might talk. :p
< Visage> Hah, here it is, 10:30 at night, and I'm messing aruond with 6502 assembly.
< Visage> Time for a PB&J methinks.
< Visage> Meta, When you aren't sleeping of course. :)
< Meta> Exactly
< Visage> And you already get highlighted a billion times a day.
< Meta> Or attending pointless job interviews
* Visage says meta tags are useless.
* Meta says Visage tags are useless
< Visage> They are.
< Visage> Unless you're in my namespace. Oh snap.
< Meta> I'm in ur namespace, creatin' tags |
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{massive paste spammage}
CoJaBo> 22:30 < CoJaBo-Aztec> lol
CoJaBo> 22:30 < Meta> I NEED TO URINATE. :<
CoJaBo> [22:30] [CoJaBo-Aztec(+ei)] [6:freenode/#html(+cntz)] [Act: 2,4,5,7,8,9,10,13,14,16,17,18,21]
CoJaBo> [#html] o_
CoJaBo> oops
Nimda> USE A PASTEBIN, DAMMIT
CoJaBo> Cross-network ppastefail FTL
CoJaBo> Words cannot describe how much I hate middle-click paste.
ION> who is meta?
iLol> must be a girl
CoJaBo> ...?
Nimda> coj, 21 tabs? wtf?
ION> how do you kno?
iLol> only a female would come into a irc room to announce she needs to pee, yet not actually do so
iLol> y is that?
* CoJaBo smashes head repeeatedly into wall
! UberAdmin has joined
Nimda> Yes, but can she pee STANDING UP!?
UberAdmin> ...
Girlfiend> i can, and im a girl :3
* Wildfire can too! xD
UberAdmin> I swear this channel has a pee fetish.
CoJaBo> LOL
* UberAdmin glares at Cjoabo
CoJaBo> Whaat? I didnt do anything!
* CoJaBo unlols
* UberAdmin unglares
* hobo unwets pants
CoJaBo> ...ew |
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<+Guest28783> <tl> I can't believe I just searched google to learn how to make a tuna sandwich |
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<CoJaBo-Aztec> I cleaned the FailPad, and reconnected to my WiFail :P
<Meta> Visage: I'm much cooler than Sefyroth by default of having boobs and not being a giraffe
<Visage> Haha.
<CoJaBo-Aztec> LOL |
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<JakeY> so wait... ur a girl irl, ur hot AND u find nerds sexy?
<KateKitty> yup.
<sEpHiRoTh42> ROFL, did you guys see the latest bash.org quotes?
<@KnowTooMuch> pff, half of them are fake anyway.
<@KnowTooMuch> why bother?
<sEpHiRoTh42> oh well, if we ever gonna make a quote, at least we'll know it's genuine..
* God has joined the channel.
<God> Actually, no.
<JakeY> oO
<sEpHiRoTh42> uh, what?
<God> Actually, this whole conversation is a fake bash.org quote thought out by a guy with way too much time.
<sEpHiRoTh42> LOL! Cool shit you're talking
<God> Oh yeah? Then tell me, how's your real name? How old are you? How's the name of this channel even?
<KateKitty> what a freak -.-
<sEpHiRoTh42> lol yeah right, can't you just read?
<sEpHiRoTh42> wait
<sEpHiRoTh42> uh, just a second
<KateKitty> ?
<sEpHiRoTh42> how did you do this?
<sEpHiRoTh42> ...
<sEpHiRoTh42> FUCK
<sEpHiRoTh42> OMFG
<sEpHiRoTh42> FUCK
<@KnowTooMuch> what the hell?
<God> See...
<sEpHiRoTh42> omg, this is so freaky! Why didn't we notice this?
<sEpHiRoTh42> hang on...
* sEpHiRoTh42 is Away: brb killing some people |
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Jeff: so i found out that there's only two strains of smallpox left
Jeff: one's somewhere in europe... the other is at the cdc headquarters in georgia
Jeff: i'm going to break in and steal that one
Jeff: using some great elaborate break-in plan like in the movies
Jeff: then i will use it to take over the world
Will: good idea
Will: grab ebola while you're at it |
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<incluye> Today, I was reading a magazine, and looked on the side for the scrollbar.Comment: #n
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There are times I wonder if I'm a slut. When I bend over and half the men in the room pass out, I know that I am. |
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<Uuxaul> Wtf... "Sitting with my boyfriend" comment on your picture... Wtf is that about dude... Cause I'll be honest.... That isn't a little gay, that is alot gay.
<Jad3on> inside joke
<Uuxaul> Alright... unless I get an explanation, I am revoking your man-card.
<Jad30n> well he likes to take me out when he goes out to all the bars and clubs and whatever and well bar skanks arent my first choice in women so I end up sometimes calling him my boyfriend so they gtfo
<Uuxaul> ...
<Jad3on> reading that over.... that pretty much sounds gay
<Uuxaul> Oh okay... So... He really is your boyfriend. In that case... As a duly appointed representative of the male population, I hereby revoke your man-card permanently and indefinitely. With your Man-Card revoked, you are no longer allowed to claim you have balls, or a penis. It is immediately assumed upon the surrender of your man card that you do indeed take it up the ass, as well as drink light beer, watch chick flicks, and record Lifetime on your DVR. As well, the male population hereby warns you that any further infractions of your Less-than-male status will result in the issuance of the "British" card.
<Jad3on> rofl, british card your a hater |
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ProjecT TimeZ: lol they made gh0 and retro mods
ProjecT TimeZ: :D
El Gappo: nah gh0 was actually their best choice
ProjecT TimeZ: lol really?
El Gappo: he might be a crazy fool but he knows alot of usefull/less stuff ;)
ProjecT TimeZ: lol
wldfire99: i had no idea
wldfire99: gho is a dick
El Gappo: its been up for weeks
El Gappo: lol
El Gappo: only a little bit
Andrew T. D.: I am a dick to you, because you are not knowledable enough to determine information for yourself.
ProjecT TimeZ: hahaha
El Gappo: ^little bit
ProjecT TimeZ: slayed
NCspecV81: well fuck a duck
wldfire99: lol is andrew t d gho? |
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