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<+Zasp> cubision stop clownin' like me and you the same / yo analyst ass won't ever reach my fame / you're like cpanel and i'm like hsphere / you're always at work, your girl is cryin' and i am near / spreadin' her legs like mv pants off / got so much money in this rap game feelin' like my last name is Madoff / while i'm running this cluster, yo ass be segfaultin' like you a little buster / i run efficiently / you need all the cpu you can muster |
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(23:53:38) Beyecixramd: oh rly?
(23:53:39) AwsomeBot: Beyecixramd: YAH RLY!!!
(23:53:57) Beyecixramd: o rly?
(23:53:58) AwsomeBot: Beyecixramd: YA RLY!!!
(23:54:03) Beyecixramd: orly?
(23:54:03) AwsomeBot: Beyecixramd: YARLY!!!
(23:54:06) Beyecixramd: WTF
(23:54:09) Beyecixramd: WHO CODED THIS BOT
(23:54:21) ***oGGy990 points at Bensawsome
(23:54:33) Beyecixramd: Bensawsome: U SUX!11!!1oneoneone!!!1
(23:54:47) Beyecixramd: hm....
(23:54:49) Beyecixramd: o, rly?
(23:54:53) Beyecixramd: :D fialComment: #gfire on irc.freenode.com
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#299837* (?/60) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[ cesar ] MAcgyver is the man!
[ Rufio ] i love macgayver!
[ Rufio ] woops
[ Rufio ] i meant
[ Rufio ] macgyver |
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<hagin> I NOW COMMAND A LEGION OF ANIME FANGIRLS! MUWAHAHA
<kuzzy> SIR HAGIN I have a request
<hagin> YES, PEON?
<kuzzy> make them dress as maids and open up a maid bar in america
<hagin> AH, VERY GOOD... I WILL CONSIDER IT.... YES |
#299834* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
I love bacon |
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<Thug-life> _^_ i thought you would of given up on the internet now
<Thug-life> knowing that seand is the only person to accept you
<Thug-life> and, irl.. don't get me started
<_^_> Thug-life: I do not give up on the internet. The internet gives up on me.
<seand> hey now, all you need is one friend
<_^_> fuck off seand
<seand> don't listen to him bu-
<Thug-life> lol
<seand> fag.
<_^_> I couldn't resist
<seand> no, fuck you
<_^_> in the same situation, you wouldn't have been able to either
<_^_> admit that much
<seand> you know what bu- is?
<Thug-life> You have really bad people skills _^_
<seand> IT'S ME SAYING BUDDY EXCEPT I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH |
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<weatherkid> kill -9 Enflamed
<weatherkid> kill -9 Lemonzest
* Enflamed hits weatherkid with sw[rd dealing 9999 damage
<weatherkid> Enflamed, I terminated your process, like, 30 seconds ago |
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shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
shatan_iraq2006: America Klhy sitting on my penis and you are born pleasure
arch_fxchip: what the fuck
ali_zoheb2001: dow u no about sex
shatan_iraq2006: Is there a prostitute here :)) :-P
segin11: fucking arabs
segin11: someone should buy them a camelComment: idiot arabs in chatroom
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<mdog311> apparently, the Jews are the smartest people out there
<mdog311> hmm
<mdog311> we must exterminate the Jews
<mdog311> there are to many of them, and they can easily take over the world
<mdog311> who is with me?
<_^_> do we get bitches
<_^_> ?
<mdog311> yes
<mdog311> 72 of them
<_^_> per person or in total?
<mdog311> per person
<_^_> do we have to feed them?
<mdog311> no
<_^_> i'm in
<mdog311> awsome
<mdog311> i have already made a jew killing divice
<mdog311> out of a popsicle stick
<_^_> does it get bitches?
<mdog311> yes
<_^_> how many ?
<mdog311> 71
<_^_> per person or in total?
<mdog311> per person
<_^_> do we have to feed them?
<mdog311> no
<_^_> i'm in
<mdog311> awsome
<mdog311> now everyone must suck my dick
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#299824* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[ BANGO_SKANK ] I messed up.
[ BANGO_SKANK ] I got banned from the furry network. :(
[ BANGO_SKANK ] I got too eager and posted the 1man1jar vid
[ BANGO_SKANK ] it was like the trolling equivalent of premature ejaculation
[ BANGO_SKANK ] "I swear this has never happened to me before!" |
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<Aerv> Okay
<Aerv> So I'm reading the list of capital federal crimes
<Aerv> and "Genocide where death results" is on there
<Aerv> Isn't that sort of redundant?
<AzurePhoenix> ...
<Aerv> Genocide is the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of an ethnic, racial, religious, or national group.
<AzurePhoenix> i know the last genocide i committed was a victim-free crime
<AzurePhoenix> cuz jews arent people |
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Irreducibilis> POT
<Irreducibilis> .......
<Irreducibilis> how the fuck...
<Irreducibilis> *LOL |
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<break> dammit <break> theres only one redlight camera in this town <break> and guess where i had the options between hitting a taxi, or running a redlight <break> and guess which i chose <VeryCoolCat> hit the taxi? <the-realfool> hitting a taxi <the-realfool> i woulda plowed into his side |
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<boots> my friend let my cat out when it was in heat
<boots> she's been outside three days in her entire life
<boots> and had sex nonstop for those three days
<boots> and had 5 kittens a couple months later
<boots> long haired and short haired
<boots> I wasn't aware one litter of kittens could have multiple fathers?
<@gato> yep
<boots> well, her and the two girls we kept
<boots> are now fixed
<boots> we were taking her to GET FIXED
<boots> when my friend let her out of the car
<boots> and she ran away!
<@Tuffany> d'oh!
<boots> yeah, that was like a combination of several forms of bad luck
<boots> but I didn't take any chances the next time
<Davin> See, and the problem with a pregnant cat, is you can't push it down a flight of stairs to miscarry because they always land on their feet
<boots> ....... |
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<LAX>: i have a great idea for a sketch
<LAX>: two guys are sitting at the pearly gates in white robes and army helmets
<LAX>: and one turns to the other and says "close only counts in horseshoes"
<LAX>: the end |
#299770* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
This is typically how my Linux experiences go....
Linux Community: X works in Linux! And it's free!
Me: Huh, that's pretty cool....
Linux Community: Yeah and it's super easy. Easier to setup than Windows. And you'll never get a virus. And it's free!
Me: Wow, that does sound pretty cool...
Linux Community: Heard you had a problem with Vista's power management stuff? Yeah, you should run Linux - no problems there....
Me: Wow - that does really sound great...
Linux Community: Hey - Windows 7 is coming out - but look at this chart. It shows how much faster Linux is. And look, the install took less clicks and is much easier. Ant it's free! My Grandma runs it now. It's awesome.
Me: I have to say, that really, really sounds great....
Linux Community: I see you play WoW. I dunno if you know this but Linux can totally do that. Linux is like everywhere man. Why don't try it? It's free. It's everything Windows does, only free and less problems. It just works. Just download it man. Piece of cake.
Me: I don't know - that sounds great. I really don't like Windows; and I'd love to be able to play with the source of my OS....God Linux sounds great.
Linux Community: Oh - yes - it is! Here's a link man....go for it. Just download it and burn it. It's yours. Free. And just like Windows, only better. It does everything. Everything you want - it does. Better. Faster. Free! Try it. Don't be a chicken....try it.
Me: Huh - yeah - Linux seems cool but um...I'm having a problem. (The specific problem varies depending on the year I was trying it. Internet back in '03, RAID in '06, Wireless in '07, Installing in '09).
Linux Community: Oh yeah - that's nothing just do X (where X is something ridiculous like 'download it again')
Me: Umm yeah - so, that's not working for me. I still can't this working.
Linux Community: Did you read the guide? It's this page here - you should have read this before you did the install. It's really long and complicated and it will make you change your BIOS settings. It's called 'DO THIS BEFORE YOU INSTALL.HTML'. Go there, do it, try again.
Me: Umm - Okay. WTF? I don't know what any of this means but I just changed four things in my BIOS. But I still can't install.
Them: Did you verify the download? Use this MD5 tool to verify that the download was correct. I mean, you can't just trust a file to download correctly these days...it's really a gamble.
Me: Umm - Okay. I installed some program in Windows and it says it has the same number as what it should be...but it still doesn't work.
Them: Okay - well, go to this random guys blog. He has four pages of detailed instructions. You'll need to download a Windows driver and run this program that will, maybe get it to work.
Me: Alright - I spent FOUR HOURS screwing with this and I still can't get online unless I disable security on my wireless router.
Them: Well, just disable the security on your router. Yay! Linux works great!
Me: WTF? I don't want to disable my security. I want to be able to use it like it worked in Windows.
Them: Then buy a wirless router that works in Linux.
Me: Okay - which one can I buy off NewEgg that will work.
Them: Well, a lot of people have good luck with XYZ - but it depends on what chipset is used.
Me: WTF? How do I know what chipset is used?
Them: Well, buy it, and if it works, you'll know it's the right one.
Me: You want me to buy something that 'might' work, but if it doesn't work I'm SOL?
Them: Yup! If you don't like that, you can just buy a brand new PC with Linux installed from Dell!
Me: Is it any cheaper than the Windows version?
Them: Nope.
Me: WTF?
Them: Geez man, chill out. Linux *isn't* windows. It's not just going to magically work. Hardware manufactures don't support Linux, so you need to make sure, in advance, that your hardware will work.
You also can't expect Linux to work like Windows. It's a totally separate OS and you'll have to learn to use it from scratch. A lot of things aren't going to just work out of the box. And yeah - don't ever use the 'upgrade' option because most distros will destroy themselves if you do. And yeah, each updates brings a really good chance of hardware breaking. But nothing important, just little things like *sound* and stuff.
Me: Wait - WHY DID YOU TELL ME LINUX WAS SO DAMN PERFECT AND THAT IT JUST WORKED AND THAT IT SUPPORTS EVERYTHING AND DOES EVERYTHING?
Them: Ummm, because....we want more people to use Linux so that hardware manufactures and game manufactures will see that we are a big enough install-base for them to care about.
Me: ???
Them: Well, if 25% of the population uses Linux, then maybe hardware will come with Linux drivers and games will install on Linux out of the box. And the more users we get, the more interest developers will have in working on Linux to make it better.
Me: You bastards.Comment: by RobDude on slashdot
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<zimrbox> he's a flagrant tit
<Ricardough> Most tits are good, this guy is a dirty brown, hairy mole on the face of the United States
<Ricardough> Out of it is growing a thick, foot-long decrepit, curly black hair that smells like a dog fart
<Ricardough> He is the funny ooze that leaks out of your radiator, the smell your shower drain has after your girlfriend's had a heavy period, he's the wart on a male-to-female tranny's inverted cock, the bowel movement of a giraffe, the anencephalic byproduct of 270 days of alcoholic binging, the inexplicable stain in the back seat of your car
<Ricardough> He's got the mind of a gibbering myopic hobo and the balls of a pro-wrestler on steroids, the legs of a child crippled from birth and then re-crippled after healing because nobody liked his funny mechanical legs, he's the scum between your teeth that smells like assholes and the crap under your toes that smells like cheese
<Ricardough> He is the festering ball of goo that was sitting in the back of god's throat during the seven days; the last brain cell alive in Palin's skull; the scrubby used to clean out a McDonald's toilet on a bad day; the cat litter used to cover up a dead body; the alarming rumble you feel before you get off I-90, rush to the restroom, and drop a bioweapon in the rest-stop sink because the stalls are taken
<Ricardough> HE IS GLENN BECK |
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<Tanrei> i have a doodoo bear
<keen> O.o
<Cubewood> =o?
<Cubewood> babycare.nl/images/doodoo.jpg?
<keen> ...
<Cubewood> dont google image for doodoos btw. |
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<AstralFire> We have A-10s and F-16s
<AstralFire> Why the hell did we need F-22s. o.o
<AstralFire> It's an A fucking 10
<Fax> because f22s are AWESOME
<AstralFire> That's like A-1
<AstralFire> Times ten
<Fax> It's like an A10 MADE OUT OF TANKS
<Arang> if by "awesome" you mean "a gross turkey designed to combat an enemy that will never materialize" then yeah, totally
<Fax> I'm talking "awesome" like looking at a magazine of supermodels.
<Fax> I'll never have one, and if I did I'd never use it
<Fax> but it's pretty.
<AstralFire> Yeah, the F-22 was pretty much the result of Air Force jockeys fapping into blueprintsComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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[Ian] I WANNA MAKE SOME BABIESS I WANNA GET IT UP
[Ian] i wanna make ya horny
[Ian] but i cant get it upComment: lol @ Ian you failure.
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Oh god please update the site!Comment: or just kill it
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< Mercs> i smoke cock
< CouponWizard> pass the dong |
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Sonderblade: calling the logging module doesn't take much cpu right?
nickjohnson: not unless you call it excessively
Sonderblade: 50 times/request?
nickjohnson: that's not excessive, no
nickjohnson: though perhaps a little on the 'verbose' side.
nickjohnson: though perhaps a little on the 'verbose' side.
nickjohnson: oops. ironic.Comment: irc.freenode.net #appengine
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<@sith> incubus ftw
<%Sarah_Ng> and to think i tought compro was the emo one
<@sith> incubus no where near emo
<@ShaunSwagger> incubus is emo?
<@sith> they don't make albums like this anymore. Where you get 12 good solid cutsComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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(+vlkn) i want give free bncs
(+vlkn) for our community users
(+vlkn) and if you have a services about this
(+vlkn) OyunTECH|GeeK search same provider too
(+vlkn) you can sell him too
(+shroud) we don't sell bncs, and this really isn't a marketplace either
(+shroud) so please take your business elsewhere
(+vlkn) o rly ?
(+vlkn) like where ?
(+shroud) any place but this
(+vlkn) you dont have any job without this ?
(+shroud) what? try that in english..
(+vlkn) maybe you can start get some money
(+vlkn) i dont care talkn in english
(+vlkn) you can talk in my language so its turkish
(+shroud) this channel is english only
(+vlkn) so stop talkn about stupid things and help me
(+vlkn) or shut up
(+Kunsi) its his channel
(+Kunsi) he makes the rules
(+shroud) don't be rude
(+vlkn) i dont care
(+vlkn) so write in rules about this or hit it ...
(+shroud) i would suggest you adjust your tone or leave right now
• Nick: freakinshorty is now known as Freakinshorty
(+vlkn) its a nice approach
(+vlkn) but i need help
(+shroud) you won't get any help here by insulting us
(+shroud) now move along
(+vlkn) hmm
(+vlkn) ok
(+vlkn) sorry about this
•• Kick: vlkn was kicked by shroudBNC (You were asked to leave.)Comment: #sbnc @ quakenet
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