QDB: Quote #299811
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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 45 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 53.7% chance of being approved.

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<LAX>: i have a great idea for a sketch
<LAX>: two guys are sitting at the pearly gates in white robes and army helmets
<LAX>: and one turns to the other and says "close only counts in horseshoes"
<LAX>: the end
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