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#299875* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ccatalyst> DW, King Soopers sells Sunggies!
<Ccatalyst> I've been thinking about getting one
<DarkWizard45> speaking of which
* DarkWizard45 grabs his robe instead of a blanket
<DarkWizard45> SAME GODDAMN THING
<Ccatalyst> hahahahah
<Batman> You would probably regret the purchase
<Dr_BadSpoon> yes
<Dr_BadSpoon> because you'd look really gay
<Dr_BadSpoon> :(
<Ccatalyst> Not with the ammount of time I spend on the computer
<Batman> It is basically a backward robe that is shitty quality
<Ccatalyst> I don't care. I live in the basement. No one would fuckin see me |
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<Bigby> where is this jeopardy game
<Dexter345> It's on ABC.
<Bigby> -_-
<mid3vol> lol |
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[20:03] <Jerald9000> when i come back
[20:03] <Jerald9000> we could do a little to the gooseneck
[20:03] <crazyjoe> you are gonna fuck clown
[20:04] <Jerald9000> ima fuck clown?
[20:04] <crazyjoe> yes
[20:04] <crazyjoe> you and clown are butt buddies
[20:04] <Jerald9000> it seems that ima fuck you clown'
[20:05] <Jerald9000> [music link]
[20:05] <Jerald9000> turn that up clown
[20:05] <Jerald9000> it will set the mood
[20:05] * Jerald9000 pops open some wine
[20:05] * Jerald9000 dimms the lights
[20:05] <Jerald9000> less do this
[20:05] * Jerald9000 breaks out his magnum condomes
[20:06] * Jerald9000 grabs his best massage oils
[20:06] <Jerald9000> time to get jiggy with it
[20:06] * Jerald9000 sets clown in the bed
[20:06] * Jerald9000 rips his and clowns cloths off
[20:06] <bjytech> :O
[20:06] * Jerald9000 applys rubber to his self
[20:06] <Jerald9000> damn
[20:06] <Jerald9000> its a tight fit
[20:07] * Jerald9000 applys ouls to clown
[20:07] <Jerald9000> oils*
[20:07] * Jerald9000 gently easis his man stick into clowns booty hole
[20:07] <Jerald9000> ohh yea
[20:07] * Jerald9000 slams the door shut
[20:08] <Jerald9000> no need for you guys to see the rest
[20:08] <Clown-> the fuck is this, i'm gone doing shit and come back and find myself getting fucked...wtf |
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<Crusader> I don't have an issue with wolfX
<Crusader> him and I are on neutral grounds
<Crusader> havoc is just a dick
<Omnifox> Lucky, you must have him on ignore
<Crusader> yep
<Crusader> only one I keep on that list
<Omnifox> hahaha |
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<Love4Boobies> 95 users
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<lpf__> had to say something about user count, eh :PComment: freenode
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<You> Hi there, please be a real person.
<Stranger> yes i am
<Stranger> are you real?
<You> that's just what abot would say
<Stranger> im no bot i promis
<You> Quick, what's 2+5
<You> quick
<You> quick
<You> quick
<Stranger> 8 i thikn
<You> BOT
<Stranger> NO
<Stranger> IM NOT
<You> Also 2+5 is 7
<You> So you're a moron
<Stranger> dislexic i though it was 3 and you where russing me
<Stranger> rushing*
<You> Dyslexic? that applies to numbers?
<Stranger> yes
<Stranger> it dose
<Stranger> so whats up
<You> Nothing.
<You> I'm old
<Stranger> who old?
<You> 26
<Stranger> thats not old
<Stranger> now 62 thats old
<You> Do you like gods or cats
<Stranger> gods lol
<You> Like Jesus?
<Stranger> yeah
<You> jesus doesn't like homos
<Stranger> but im not a homo
<You> But you said you like Jesus
<Stranger> as a friend
<You> Jesus doesn't want a friend. He wants your soul
<Stranger> he can have it
<You> Then you will be soulless.
<Stranger> well ill know its in good hands
<You> Jesus has holes in his hands
<You> Your soul will fall right out.
<You> YOu might want someone else to keep ahold of your soul
<Stranger> not if he puts it in his soul bag or if he has gloves on
<You> Jesus doesn't have a soul bag
<Stranger> yes he dose and he dosnt like ZOMBIES
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<You> He is a zombie. He rose from teh dead
<You> he wants to eat your brains and grab your soul
<Stranger> your wierd
<You> You're weird.
<You> I'm unique.
<Stranger> good argument
<Stranger> M or F
<You> I am the stronger of the sexes.
<Stranger> so your a woman
<You> wrong
<You> women are the weaker sex
<Stranger> so your a man
<You> Yes
<You> I can totally lift more weight than a woman.
<Stranger> i though you might be some mutant fused to your computer
<You> A cyborg?
<You> This would be more fun if you were not as young as I think you are
<Stranger> not really cyborg but just some creature that was melted onto an AI machine
<You> Otherwise it's like fighting a midget. It's not fair
<Stranger> one sec ill send you a pic of what i ment
<You> No gay porn please.
<Stranger> its not i sware
<Stranger> [url removed, img of mutant from Fallout PC game]
<Stranger> something like that
<Stranger> and when the world went into a nuclear fallout
<You> So how old are you?
<Stranger> you would try to rule the world with a mutant army
<Stranger> 18
<You> you sound like 15
<Stranger> physicly im 18 mentaly im only 15
<You> Ah I see
<You> So you have 3 more years of high school then right?
<Stranger> acclualy im in my senior year Im only 15 Mentaly
<You> Well you shouldn't be able to graduate then
<You> You shouldn't have a drivers license either
<Stranger> well i do and i willl
<You> Do you have a girlfriend
<Stranger> did she cheated one me though
<You> There is no justice in this world.
<Stranger> true
<You> Why'd she cheat on you
<Stranger> she never told me
<You> How'd you find out then?
<Stranger> when i found her making out with another guy
<You> Were you following her?
<You> Sneaking around
<Stranger> no i pulled up to her drive way because she wouldnt return my call to see what was up
<You> And you went in thru the window?
<You> Or was she in the driveway already
<Stranger> she was on the front porch
<You> did you say something to her
<You> You're supposed to beat up the guy when this happens
<Stranger> i just said fuck it because i told her, hey i dont care if you cheat on me just let me know
<You> Right on
<Stranger> yeah well i has to go
<You> Alright
<You> 2+5=8
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#299869* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Celeste> ? deadchat
<&Pie> deadchat: is still dead
<Ike> not really
<Ike> :P
<Ike> I'm here
<Ike> so the chat is still being beat to death
* Omnifox sets mode: +b *!*@daIRC-54874203.dhcp.mtpk.ca.charter.com
* Ike was kicked by Omnifox (Omnifox)
* Celeste blinks.
<Celeste> !idle Ike
<~peer> Ike has been idle for 17secs
<&Omnifox> XD
<Celeste> xD |
#299868* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Omnifox> so...
<Omnifox> WolfGirl is going to follow me forever
<Omnifox> awesome
<%Kazeodori> O.o
<Omnifox> STAY AWAY FROM PHC
<Omnifox> YOU GET STALKED
<Omnifox> AND LABELED
<Omnifox> AND SHAMED
<Omnifox> all because you wanted the mark of 11
<%Kazeodori> o.O
<Omnifox> which is now found in arena -_-
* %Kazeodori has it, from the arena... |
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<~Drazhar> WORST
<~Drazhar> MOVIE
<~Drazhar> EVER
<~Drazhar> I ACTUALLY PULLED OUT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO
<Ike> xD
<~Drazhar> AND PEOPLE APPARENTLY HEARD IT
<~Drazhar> BUT NOBODY COMPLAINED
<~Drazhar> IT WAS THAT BAD
<~Drazhar> THE OTHER GIRL HAS BETTER TITS THAN MEGAN FOX
<~Drazhar> AND WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE ANY OF THEM |
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<oriun> what'd I miss, guys?
<Loonacy> Two guys kissing, oriun.
<gaijintendo> Two guys were necking earlier
<oriun> a guy came through drive thru over here, and his last name was Root XD
<silverblade> Did he give you access to everything?
<gaijintendo> hahah
<silverblade> Did you flash him?
<oriun> ROFL
<oriun> he had a G1 actually XD
<nmyron> lolololol
<silverblade> Did he have anything good to offer in his market?
<nmyron> man, the prolific one liners one can build off that...
<gaijintendo> multitouch?
<gaijintendo> or just the one finger?
<oriun> LOL
<oriun> bah :P
<nmyron> did you offer superuser size?
<gaijintendo> did you run his back-up?
<silverblade> Did he need recovery after you flashed him?
<nmyron> omfg rofl
<oriun> O.O ok guys i got it XD
<silverblade> How big was his... *whispers* SD?
<oriun> prolly just a normal 1gig :P
<Loonacy> adb push harder
<silverblade> You wouldn't partition that?
<oriun> XD
<Loonacy> adb pull my hairComment: #cyanogenmod - humor based on rooting of Google Android phones
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<Rick> I had a par on hole #14!!!!!
<John> who the fuck cares?
<John> what's a par?
<John> when you get a ball up the ass?
<John> that's actually called putting the dogs into the bath
<John> when you try to stuff your balls in a woman's butthole
<Rick> A par is when your mom comes into my part of town and "takes care" of everyone. That's a "par".
<John> then she's been parring for years now |
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<john> Well, don't be bleh in the interview or you won't get it. Just be your usual charming self and in the middle of the interview, stop and say 'Hold on a minute, I have to fart.' Then fart and run around the office yelling 'Cookie Monster coming to town!' I'm telling you, they LOVE shit like that." |
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<Lord_Ownage> ok, chris crocker is a hermaphmrodite who has a sexual relationship with his brother
<Lord_Ownage> I think that's put on, or my faith in humanity is gone
<Weeman03> not really
<Weeman03> if it keeps the retardedness within the family and cuts off all possible evolutionary routes then i'd say that's progress |
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Sinistrad <intergossip> I'm gonna quote the Bible at you
Sinistrad <intergossip> Thou shalt not lust after thy neighbor's boobs
Flumpy <intergossip> why not?
Sinistrad <intergossip> Because she has a burning bush
Sinistrad <intergossip> God ttly knew about VD, see
Flumpy <intergossip> groan
Sinistrad <intergossip> people just didn't get the message
Flumpy <intergossip> you would hope an omnicient being knew about VD
Sinistrad <intergossip> Moses was all, "Burning bush? Wonder what that means. Hey look, a whore! C'mere baby!"
Flumpy <intergossip> otherwise we're all fuckedComment: LPMuds.net InterMUD-3
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08:54 < eightyeight> mchua_class: rhce this friday?
08:58 < mchua_class> eightyeight: You guessed it.
08:58 < eightyeight> mchua_class: good luck!
08:59 < eightyeight> mchua_class: take it from a former instructor/examiner- don't waste the weeknights away. study!
09:02 < mchua_class> eightyeight: I've stocked up on bananas and cans of chili and plan on tooling every night this week. It'll be fun.
09:02 < Evolution> bananas and chili ?
09:02 < Evolution> why not just swallow a hand grenade?
09:03 < synegy34> well cuz you can only do that trick onceComment: in #rhel on freenode
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<~Fae`liin_M`taali> Niro: Girls like a guy that won't make them gag when they cum. >.>
<@Nirofen> They will gag and like it >:(Comment: During a conversation about how semen tastes
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< marlboro> help
< marlboro> ?
< marlboro> list
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< ross`> Kevin`: YUO DONT FUCKING GET IT
<@Kevin`> it takes you 2 hours to boot from usb?
< ross`> I DID MY GOD DAMN RESEARCH
< ross`> AND THE RESEARCH SAID
< ross`> THE ONES YOU ARE LISTING
< ross`> IS FROM INSATLLING FROM NETWORK ABSED STUFF ON YOUR NETWORK FOR LOADING STUFF
<@Kevin`> yeah, that's rightComment: nerd rage
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<Adorable> In Mother Russian, Steve Erwin killed stingray |
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* +Dib noms on cereal
<+Raiden> What cereal?
<Super_Sonic> The Cereal that Fights Back.
<+Dib> Optimum.
<+Raiden> Kix? XDComment: irc.esper.net
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lieperjp: wear a condom
lieperjp: be safe ;)
Clifford: I know
Clifford: I've got it covered
lieperjp: no pun intended?
Clifford: :pComment: #controlroom
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<ussdefiant> did anyone notice that a new version of LCS came out 2 weeks ago?
<Schmi> no
<Schmi> I actually avoided noticing that
<Momaw> So you noticed it before un-noticing it
<Schmi> I noticed the fact that there was something in need of not noticing
<Schmi> so I avoided noticing it by occupying my notice senses with something else to notice
<Momaw> But how can you avoid the thing you don't want to notice unless you've noticed it enough to note its time and place
<Schmi> I felt a disturbance in the force
<Momaw> Oh, right |
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<javagamer> Gah! My friend's mac seems super-dead :/
<Sylar> o.O
<insane_alien> how much deader is that than 'dead'?
<Fuzzwood> javagamer- cool, 1 down, a finite number to go
<insane_alien> besides, the only good mac is a dead mac
<javagamer> linux>mac>windows
<javagamer> it has it's place
<insane_alien> yes but the good-alive and good-dead line is between linux and mac. just after solaris
<insane_alien> actually, just on solaris
<javagamer> good-alive good-dead line?
<Fuzzwood> his way of saying: this OS rocks, this OS sucks
<javagamer> ah
<javagamer> Anyways, I did the most awesome attempt at reviving it
<javagamer> I had it boot from a CD in another computer through a firewire cable
<Fuzzwood> lol bits transfusion |
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<Meta> Feminists are awesome as long as they're not dicks about it |
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<Orochi> being paranoid about trolls and scriptkiddies on the internet is like being afraid of oxygen, you're just wasting your energyComment: The sagely Orochi on the topic of the endless number of idiots trolling #twokinds on nightstar.
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