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<illustrationism> *poke abadidea*
<illustrationism> damn
<illustrationism> I don't know the command.. hah
<III_Demon> there is no command
<III_Demon> and if you just 'poke' without saying anything, i will ignore and/or make fun of you
<illustrationism> oh
<III_Demon> how i manage to both ignore someone AND make fun of them is pretty amazing
<illustrationism> well I need to "poke" tgz, and I don't know how lol
<III_Demon> you NEED to?
<illustrationism> yes, or the world will come to an end
<III_Demon> if someone has the highlighting turned on, you just say their name: tgz
<III_Demon> and it'll highlight on their irc client
<III_Demon> but if you say hey tgz are you there?
<III_Demon> and then an hour later he shows up and you never said what you wanted....
<III_Demon> well.. you can do that for DAYS without any useful communication
<III_Demon> if on the other hand you say hey P2E my sister says you still owe her $5 for that blowjob, will you be paying by paypal, or rubles?
<III_Demon> well then you've asked something, and he can answer
<illustrationism> heh
<NickTheNewbie> hey paul
<NickTheNewbie> III_Demon: poke
<NickTheNewbie> III_Demon:
<III_Demon> someday i may show you one of my turds |
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<+GyroVorbis> Low level stuff is really my thing, though.
<+Pritam> yeah i know :)
<+M_D_K> yeah who wants to look at the clothed chick |
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mc2w: reminds me of earlier today
mc2w: we went to walmart
mc2w: and there were some black people sellin some giant pixy sticks...
mc2w: and my dad threw a hissy fit "OMG THIS IS WHY I HATE WALMART YOU ALWAYS GOTTA PUT UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS" (even tho they never once bothered my dad)
mc2w: and then when we get back to the car
mc2w: my dad's like "I don't like how walmart lets people sell shit in front of their stores"
mc2w: and my mom's first question is "were they black?"....NOT "what where they selling"
mc2w: but "WHERE THEY BLACK"
mc2w: ...
mc2w: and they call themselves "not racist"
mc2w: not racist my ass |
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Mike: (rm itself will disappear if you rm -Rf /bin)
Mike: i have experience with both building and destroying linux systems. :)
Mike: hehe. that would be fun to see on a resume
Mike: "expert system destroyer"
Mike: "skilled in use of dd if=/dev/zero and rm -Rf" |
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<+Jerry> YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO PART THE CHANNEL, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
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* Lukas (~lukas|irp@hat.eine.tolle.vhost) has joined #DontJoinItsATrapComment: #DontJoinItsATrap in Rizon. There's a script which keeps you in the channel and sometimes it lets you go out. This was faked.
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<Fshy______> PokeNet...
<Fshy_______> I've given up trying to fix it. |
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* X3 Quit (ill brb its all nerd_boy's fault) |
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<&Alternaria> I watched the entire set of movies witht he kids
<&angel> fell asleep trying to read it...many times
<LoneEagle> yeah, I've only been able to do The Hobbit once
<LoneEagle> reading, that is
<&Alternaria> you do hobbits?
<&angel> really LoneEagle?
<&angel> since when?
<&angel> and...most important
<&angel> how do you find them?
<LoneEagle> I MEAN....reading it!
<&Alternaria> they are like leprechauns...
<Trudgemank> it would have to be a hot hobbit-ette for me though
<&angel> such huge ugly feet
* LoneEagle was never NEAR them hobbits!
<Chewbca> do the hobbit.. jesus christ. what did I walk back in on?
<&angel> sureeeeeeeeeeee uh huh
<Trudgemank> otherwise the hairy feet would be a total Deal-breaker |
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* Anon884 (Anon884@71.204.41.62) has joined #BChat
* Anon884 is now known as SkullArrol
* SkullArrol is now known as Gildea
<@BabyCharmander> WB Arrol
<Gildea> thanks. accidently closed myself
<Gildea> and how'd you know that's me?
<@BabyCharmander> ...um
<@BabyCharmander> * Anon884 is now known as SkullArrol
<@BabyCharmander> * SkullArrol is now known as Gildea
<@BabyCharmander> Because you changed your name to Arrol?
<Gildea> dang. i thought only I can see it |
#297879* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
a wolf: You have an ear and throat infection!
mac: yeha
a wolf: And you smoke an ounce and a half in four days?
a wolf: WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!1
mac: yo
a wolf: STOP IT
a wolf: GET HEALTHY
a wolf: OK?
a wolf: THEN SMOKE
macm: YO im healthy enough
a wolf: NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE INFECTED WORSE THAN MY VAGINA
mac: indeed, quite an accomplishment i must agree
a wolf: I know!
a wolf: So stop! |
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< LeCamarade> I just stopped myself from writing a rant to a high-brow blog I read for remembering to put the accent on the last 'e', but not the 'i' in 'naïveté'.
< LeCamarade> But I stopped myself.
< LeCamarade> Since the article is anti-Nazi. :o) |
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(12:12:09) (+Bloody^-) you are going naxx now? O_o
(12:13:04) (@Tamycameltoe) not me, imma go get sum fine ladys in the sun
(12:13:42) (Marithas) could i come
(12:13:59) (+Bloody^-) [12:13:06] <@Tamycameltoe> not me, imma go get sum fine ladys in the sun
(12:14:00) (+Bloody^-) lies
(12:14:03) (+Bloody^-) there are no girls
(12:14:18) (@Tamycameltoe) i prommise you, if they arent on facebook they are in the sun
(12:14:25) (@Tamycameltoe) find the sun, find the ladys
(12:14:49) (+Bloody^-) :< |
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***Mekoryuk uses VI.
***keb uses EMACS
***Mekoryuk frowns at keb.
Mekoryuk: I'm sorry, that's it.
Mekoryuk: This relationship is over! |
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<Wizzup> R0b0t1: ogodwtf
<R0b0t1> Get anywhere with that chick?
<Wizzup> I just send a girl a :x smiley
<Wizzup> But I wanted to exit vim
<Wizzup> She thought I call her nasty (:x like holding in puke)
<R0b0t1> /facepalm
<Wizzup> !
<Wizzup> Almost able to sex her. :< |
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<Skibblesx> lurker: those colors gave me a seisure
<lurker> you're welcome |
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:46] <EchoSystem> I use mirc for bots and XChat for actual shatting
<EchoSystem> chatting*
<Frostfyre> BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
<Frostfyre> you've just been bash.org'ed |
#297857* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
:46] <EchoSystem> I use mirc for bots and XChat for actual shatting
[01:46] <EchoSystem> chatting*
[01:47] <Frostfyre> BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
[01:47] <Frostfyre> you've just been bash.org'ed |
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<@king_of_hearts> so my girlfriend was playing with her my little ponies
<@king_of_hearts> and I tolld her that the BPA in them would give her pony cancer
<@king_of_hearts> and she said that was preposterous
<@king_of_hearts> which is a pretty long word for a sixth grader to know
<@king_of_hearts> but she reads on a seventh grade level
<@king_of_hearts> <3 |
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<+alteridos> Controlling boners, man. It's an art. |
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<fahadsadah> Thraspic: nVidia GTS 250, 512MB RAM.
<fahadsadah> It's the XFX Core Edition.
<Thraspic> Yeah, that's a nice video card.
<Thraspic> I'd go on a date with it.
<Shawn> Those soldering points would be hard on the genitals Thraspic.
<Shawn> I'd be careful dating hardware. |
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Kirth: :3
***FifthWall thinks Kirth with OP would be kind of scary.
Kirth: It wouldn't be "kind of scary."
Kirth: You would shit bricks.
FifthWall: There are very few things on the Internets that are worth shitting bricks over.
FifthWall: Kirth with OP is not one of those things.
Locke: I'd shit bricks until I remembered I could leave the channel .:D
Kirth: I wouldn't let you leave ;D
Kirth: Like one of those horror movies where you think you escaped but then get dragged back :3 |
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Ulor> i'd like to think i'm relatively sane
Thornne> Saaaaaaaaaaaane?
Thornne> Wanna see a magic trick?
Thornne> jams a pencil into the table.
WindowField> imagines headtilt
*** Kolbard quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
WindowField> YOU KILLED KOLBARD
WindowField> YOU BASTARDComment: espernet
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<linbot> New news from forums: Lighttpd/chroot: SSL: not enough entropy in the pool in Linux, Apache, Mysql and PHP (LAMP) Forum
<HoopyCat> hmm, warm over here... did someone entropy in the pool? |
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<LuminolBlue> fahadsadah: Please be quiet. There is no reason for you to provoke anyone to start an argument over something so trivial.
<fahadsadah> What's so trivial?
<fahadsadah> I started it over nothing... |
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