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<FuzzyPlushroom> what'd we decide the video chipset was?
<FuzzyPlushroom> oh right
<FuzzyPlushroom> the something-go
<Oddlot> Geforce4 440 Go 64M
<FuzzyPlushroom> lol.
<FuzzyPlushroom> 'k.
<FuzzyPlushroom> wait, an Athlon 64 with a GeForce 440?
<FuzzyPlushroom> icallbs
<Oddlot> Yup.
<Oddlot> I'm sitting right next to it.
<FuzzyPlushroom> NVidia™ GeForce™4 Go MX 440, with Hey Bill I Found A Whole Pallet Of These Chipsets Do You Think We Can Stick 'Em In That New Sixty-Four-Bit Athlon Laptop Until Nvidia Get Off Their Ass And Send Us Some Sixty-One Hundreds TechnologyComment: #socketaplus, freenode
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<EeveeTrainer> no i do not love my parents
<EeveeTrainer> because they irresponsibly reproduced
<EeveeTrainer> my mother is very depressed and was not prepared to create a facilitative environment for a child who would be genetically at risk for similar depresson
<kakky> maybe she's depressed because you are a faggot |
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<drachir> I invited my elderly neighbour to my party on Saturday
<drachir> I hope she doesn't turn up
<Penises> why did you invited him then?
<`Blue> That was a stupid thing
<Penises> >_>
<drachir> I'm moving next week
<drachir> I mentioned it
<drachir> and said that we were having people over Saturday
<drachir> so that she won't mind noise
<drachir> then it just came out
<`Blue> lawl
<drachir> party is a bunch of 18/19 year olds intent on getting fucked
<Saikano> lol
<drachir> she is 74 year old recent widow |
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<+Glavian> if people no longer need cows for meat, there's not much reason to carry on looking after them at our expense
* +Glavian nods.
<+Glavian> cows are artificially sustained at a high population because of humans
<~Ryver_MystDragon> One word to solve world hunger : Incests
<+Glavian> o.O
<~Ryver_MystDragon> They are easy to raise
<~Ryver_MystDragon> High in protein
<+Glavian> do you mean 'insects'?
<+bushtail> incests or insects?
<~Ryver_MystDragon> oppsComment: Big time type
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<clayasaurus> I once knew a man who had a tan and then he ran to his van to met his friend dan
<mrmonday> who was holding a frying pan!
<clayasaurus> while surfing his WAN
<Ralith> in front of a fan
<mrmonday> I bet he can |
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* felix changes topic to 'Welcome to DV! And congratulations to all the new admin! Procrastination is like masturbation, its all fun and games until you realize you just fucked yourself.'
<Daki_D2> the story of my life |
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Kamaris: YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH
Kamaris: i almost went ass to mouth on this one chic...
Kamaris: she did some crazy things with her hands
Kamaris: er...
Kamaris: anyways
loodWork: almost?
loodWork: not even a tease?
loodWork: if the doorstep is clean, you can hang out there. no need to open the door.
loodWork: just sayin... |
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<segin> I got an idea for an iPhone commercial
<segin> "This is an iPhone."
<segin> "You want to pleasure your girl? There's an app for that."
<segin> (guy taps iPhone thing, application that turns on vibration feature appears)
<segin> "Now, want to do that from another iPhone? There's an app for that."
<segin> (guy taps iPhone again, remote control for first app appears)
<segin> "Want to learn how to better your technique? There's an app for that.
<segin> (guy taps iPhone again, an eBook reader loads and displays the Kama Sutra)
<segin> "The iPhone 3G-S. Now allowing you to fuck your girlfriend from across the country on the nation's fastest 3G network. AT&T. Your world, delivered."Comment: #Remy on SwiftIRC
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<+||bass> this is why i like talking about africa
<+||bass> i feel like one of the people in zeal, except there's no lavos |
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< fennec> i need a Harry Potter fan of some sort!
* fennec is considering going to the movie soonish, to beat the heat
< fennec> I want to know, is this the one where gandledorf is done in by a sniper?
< ErikMesoy> lol |
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<grawity> D'OH
<grawity> Using 'print' inside an "print text" signal handler was a bad idea... |
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<rodger> metal watch bands are teh stupid
<MiracleBlue> ...huh?
<rodger> you know the kind you can't adjust without tools, squeak and rattle, and pinch the hairs on your arm?
<MiracleBlue> Oh, right. All I saw was "Metal band", as in, rah rah rah strummin on my guitar screaming at my parents kinda metal band
<rodger> lol new genre perhaps 'metal watch'.... I have NO IDEA what kinda music it'd be tho
<MiracleBlue> it would be metal which has a tempo that is always perfectly synced to 60 beats per minute
<rodger> yes! |
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<Harry> I was fapping, I finished, was wiping off my hand, I sneezed, then my reflexes brought my hand to my mouth and I got all my jizz into my eyes
<Harry> hurts like hell.Comment: irc.p2p-network.net #torrentialstorm
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<@Dongorongoro> IPv6 is a whore's best friend.
<@Dongorongoro> XXXX:XXXX:XXXX:b00b:ca11:###:###:####
<@zach> xxxx:xxxx:xxxx::call:b00b:fee1
<@Dongorongoro> ::ca11:4:b00b:69 |
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<esteban> it says drug paraphernalia, not drugs
<esteban> so cocaine is fine, obviously ;) |
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<Nezumi> ... Erm... I've been struck with a strange thought. In nWoD, spirits are, in part, reflections of our thoughts and feelings on what they represent. So... what does the rising popularity of Moe Anthropomorphization as a way of representing computers and programs mean for computer spirits? o.o;
<Slacker> ...okay, suddenly I might care about nWoD.
<MinceR> :D |
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Mark: no this chat isn GAY!!!!
AKH: :
AKH: "isn"?
AKH: that would mean it's not gay
Mark: isd
AKH: well done markComment: Gay idiot on xat.
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<Foone> if you have a product named "SHE5290", YOU CAN CHANGE THE NUMBERS
<Foone> I've bought the "Philips SHE5920 Virtual Surround Sound In-Ear Headphones" three times
<Foone> well, bought it twice and was given it as a christmas present once
<Foone> and it's never been the same product
<Foone> the second model switched from a right angle to a straight plug, and the new one has a big hunk of plastic at the Y join
<Foone> CALL IT PHILIPS SHE5921
<Shin-LaC> they don't want to lose all the brand recognition!
<Foone> THEY COULD SELL IT AS NEW AND IMPROVED
<Shin-LaC> SHE5920 has become a household name in American households all across America
<Foone> AS IT SHOULD BE |
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what |
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<FuriKuri> OOOOOOH SHIT
<FuriKuri> ONLY 20 HOURS UNTIL WIZARDS ON DECK WITH HANNAH MONTANA
<Sanity> OOOO-wait, what?
<Sanity> Are you shitting me? :|
<FuriKuri> No.
<Sanity> That's bullshit.
<Sanity> I'm not home during that time. D: |
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<meister> Hm.
<meister> My fortune cookie says
<meister> your mentality is alert and practical
<meister> I have the house to myself, and a hard drive full of unwatched porn
<meister> I am alert, indeed
<meister> though I doubt it is that practical
<Cric> What I wanna know
<Cric> How the fuck is that a fortune?
<meister> Clearly, 'I see many boobs in your future' got old |
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<Lopez> (facebookphoto.jpg)
<SageX> whats that
<Lopez> a mako shark
<Lopez> it was dark as fuck
<Lopez> i caught that
--> Failcake (failcake@cloak-2E54747D.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #synthetic-geeks
--- ^_^ gives voice to Failcake
<Failcake> Lopez, you missed it
<Failcake> the D-Man caught like a seven foot shark
<Lopez> wow
<Failcake> yep
<Lopez> cool
<Failcake> theres a photo on facebook.
<Lopez> i saw |
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banger: D:
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banger: D:
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banger: D:
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banger: :D
me: you're doing it wrong |
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<samy> hey guys
<samy> you won't believe this
<samy> i just checked the balance of my bank account
<samy> from a WEB BROWSER
<DigDug> WHAT
<samy> this is amazing |
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<anbu_yuki> so i had a black person on the phone trying to have me send my unwanted gold into this gold place, so my response was oh, so now you people are to lazy to come into my home and steal it |
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