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Teemee: I actually like It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube, now
Teemee: but that's because I can relate to the non-ghetto part of it
FP: how so?
Teemee: "it was a good day"
Teemee: lol
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<+Gregoryn> perhaps forceps?
<Oriza> I'm not gonna ask what kinda conversation I just walked into
<+Gregoryn> itty has a bug in her ear :(
<+ittybitty> Something. tweezers maybe
<Oriza> ...
<Oriza> itty
<+Wiser> ittybitty, I would maybe try tapping on the bone around your ear to maybe cause it to fly out
<Oriza> what the HELL
<+Wiser> Oriza, bug + ear
* Oriza would run screaming into the night if that happened
<Oriza> ITS A PARASITE
<Oriza> ITS SLOWLY TAKING OVER YOUR BODY
<+Gregoryn> hahah
<Oriza> RUNNNNNNN
<Oriza> ALIENS
<+strifey> a baby is NOT a parasite
<+ittybitty> thats what the aliens want you to do
<Oriza> haha
<+Rowan> yes it is, strifey
<Oriza> yes it is strifey
<+Wiser> ittybitty, I would absolutely not use tweezers though
<Oriza> NO tweezers
<Oriza> that could puncture your eardrum
<Oriza> go to the doctor
<+ittybitty> not pointy tweezers.
<Oriza> :/
<+Wiser> ittybitty, doesn't matter
<+ittybitty> and a qtip was a good idea? that just pushed it deeper
<Oriza> ...
<Oriza> did you seriously use a qtip
* Oriza facepalms
<Oriza> try this
<Oriza> try squirting some water in your ear
<Oriza> ...but that just might make it drown
<Oriza> actualy
<Oriza> that might be good
<Oriza> then you can get it removed by the doctor
<+strifey> i can suck it out of your ear if you want
* Oriza blinks
<+ittybitty> ewww its gross.
<Oriza> itty: or you could tape over your ear
<Oriza> and suffocate it
<Oriza> and get it removed by the doc tomorrow
<Oriza> or just google 'what to do with a bug in your ear'
<+Wiser> ittybitty, why the hell did you use a qtip?
<+ittybitty> or I could let it live. you guys are so inhumane.
<Oriza> Wiser: my thoughts exactly
<+ittybitty> I had five people tell me to use a qtip
<+Wiser> and all 5 are dumb
<Oriza> and you caved to peer pressure?
<Oriza> tsk tsk
<+Wiser> or thought you were joking
<Oriza> ittybitty: if it dies and you let it sit there, that can't be healthy
<+Gregoryn> <Oriza> or just google 'what to do with a bug in your ear' <-- I'm almost 70% sure this will result in porn
<Oriza> or if you let it live in your ear that would probaby be equally unhealthy
<Oriza> you know...i had ice cream
<Oriza> i completely lost my appetite
* Oriza sighs
<Oriza> anyone want my ice cream?
<+Wiser> ittybitty, the best method is to either go to a doctor or try to flush it out
<+Phil> simple solution: go in the shower, set it to high power and blast your ear for a few minutes
<+Phil> it'll clear any blockage in the ear
<+Wiser> but sticking ANYTHING in the ear will just block it from leaving
<Oriza> Phil: That's what I said-- drown it
<+Gregoryn> Wiser: Unless you have a bigass ear canal?
<Oriza> and then get it removed
<+ittybitty> I'm just gonna sit here and let it crawl out.
* Oriza spits out her ice cream
<+Phil> you were acting like you had a fear of bugs earlier
<Oriza> okay i completely lost my appetite.
<Oriza> Phil: Ironically enough, I love bugs. I've just read way too many horror stories.
<+Phil> Oriza: i'll go look up those videos of spider bites then, just for you
<+Gregoryn> there's an eHow for that?
<Oriza> i was just looking at that
<Oriza> ooh this is good
<Oriza> 3 INSERT A BLADE OF GRASSS INTO YOUR EAR: If 15 minutes have passed and you have remained calm, but the bug is still clueless, then help it out carefully with a small length of grass. Most likely, the bug will be thankful to grab onto it. Use slow, shallow strokes to coaxe it out.
<+ittybitty> I'm not afraid of bugs, but do you know how frightening it is to hear something crawling around in there?
<Oriza> inorite!
<Oriza> it'd be terrifying for me!
<Oriza> Apparently Rule #1 is DO NOT PANIC.
<+Wiser> ittybitty, if it's a gnat, it's probably stuck in the earwax
<+Phil> itty: having suffered tinitus 3 times and having numerous blockages in my ears i'd say i have a fair idea
<Oriza> yeah, what kinda bug is this?
<Oriza> or they say you can put baby oil/hydrogen peroxide in your ear and that'll loosen up the gunk, and let the bug slide out
<+Wiser> "Try using oil for an insect. "
<Oriza> Yes-- mineral oil is an anesthetic.
<Oriza> Clove oil especially.
<+Rowan> ugh - i hate tinnitus
<+Phil> you want to put peroxide in your ear?
<Oriza> If you have clove oil, put a bit in your ear and it'll either numb the bug or kill it and it'll slide out
<+ittybitty> what about saline?
<+Gregoryn> Also, what the hell, who in their right minds puts in peroxide?!
<+Wiser> Phil, That's what doctors use
<Oriza> That'll work too
<+Wiser> ittybitty, maybe
<Oriza> not as an anesthetic
<Oriza> but I expect it'd work as well as water/peroxide
<+Wiser> They may be suggesting oil because it's more dense
<Oriza> But really, mineral oil/clove oil is the best for invertebrates.
<Oriza> I've dealt a lot with fish and euthanizing them.
<Oriza> with clove oil.
<+Phil> clove oil is acually really good in general for cleaning out your ears
<Oriza> Baby oil might loosen up the gunk
<+ittybitty> I don't have clove oil
<Oriza> Baby oil/mineral oil, then?
<Oriza> Or hydrogen peroxide?
<+ittybitty> I have ear cleaner! brb
<+ittybitty> ok got it
<Oriza> yay!
<Oriza> what kinda bug was it?
<+Gregoryn> \o/
<+ittybitty> it was teeny! like the size of the head of a pin.
<+ittybitty> I'm guessing a gnat.
<+Gregoryn> Dissect it to see if it had a nano-chip-card in it
<Oriza> yeah probably.
<+Gregoryn> for an ARG
<+Gregoryn> :P
<Oriza> haha
<Oriza> IT WAS A TRAILHEAD
<Oriza> quick get a microscope!
<+Wiser> Quick, check it for clues!
<+ittybitty> I smooshed it. :(
* Oriza facepalms
<Oriza> ittybitty, your youthful shenanigans have doomed us all.Comment: #unfiction
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<lostcoast> think i'll go find something else to do
<lostcoast> chase the wife around the houseComment: <rockets1201> you "chase" animals
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functionifelse: Don't let that fool you though. I'm hung like a 408.Comment: HTTP codes
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Beyecixramd: Windows Live Windows
Beyecixramd: Windows Live AERO
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Paint
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Player
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Movie Maker
oGGy990: Windows Live Pinball!
Beyecixramd: (that last one exists, actually)
Beyecixramd: LOL PINBALL
Beyecixramd: WINDOWS LIVE MINESWEEPER
Beyecixramd: :D
oGGy990: Windows Live Hearts
oGGy990: Windows Live Solitaire
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Explorer
oGGy990: Windows Live Search
Beyecixramd: hahahah
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Clippo
oGGy990: god...we better stop now xD
Beyecixramd: Windows Live Start Orb
Beyecixramd: yes xDComment: #gfire on irc.freenode.com
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#MMA-TV@EFnet
<kenozz> probably was gonna get some black guys with 11 inch cocks to tear his asshole apart
<kenozz> i like him actually
<kenozz> small penis im sure
<adarq> best rape scene in non motion picture
<adarq> MR HANDS
<kenozz> i love that one where the guy gets porked by the horse
<kenozz> that horse almost gets his whole dick in
<adarq> come on stud, a few more inches
<kenozz> then the other guy is like " did he cum..... ya he came "
<adarq> then fail
<kenozz> i laughed
<adarq> actually i never saw mr hands
<adarq> lol
<adarq> i just know what its aboutComment: by elo
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#MMA-TV@EFnet
<kenozz> ya i remmeber laughing at the pulp fiction rape scene i was like i bet there fucking that black guy up the ass next thing u know YEP
<kenozz> i kept rewinding that scene
<adarq> ya thats best rape scene by far
<kenozz> and that other guy pretty much licking his lips waiting for his turn for ving rhames black asshole
<adarq> im not gay or anything im just saying
<kenozz> hahaha
<adarq> that shit wuz evil
<kenozz> ving was getting porked goodComment: by elo
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<+tet> I was going to the lab that's associated with my "Introduction to Evolution" class
<+tet> and they had a big door and a little door to get into the classroom and the little door was open
<+tet> so I said "hey look! natural selection against fat people!" |
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Tandylion: FFS
Tandylion: I want to stop using PCs
Riomerc: Why?
Tandylion: They = Gay
Tandylion: Outside = Better
Riomerc: 'kay.
Riomerc: So go outside
Tandylion: It's raining. |
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<ami5000> I once gave head to the main song from Chariots of Fire. I had to stop because I was laughing too much. |
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<Shayne> i pulled out really fast, and stood up cumming all over her and shouted "go web go" |
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<Asianman> hey guys what dose it mean when u poo blood |
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<Stormgren> Goddamn, I'd forgotten how good bass-heavy Bach organ compositions sound on BIG speakers
<kadiera> pipe organs need big speakers
<Stormgren> Pipe organs generally need cathedrals
<Stormgren> :P
<melstav> I got your pipe organ right here. |
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<@kitchen> Catcher: there's no such thing as 'cheap' unless I wanna live in compton.
<Jalut> yeah, not in L.A county
<@kitchen> i can get a 'nice' 2+2 in compton for about 90k
<@kitchen> but then I'm dead, because I'm white, I drive a bmw, and live in compton.
<Jalut> well, with the money you savd
<Jalut> you can buy a gun and a vest
<@kitchen> I'd need more than that.
<Jalut> and armour out your car
<Jalut> maybe even a wall
<@Catcher> buy a bullet and rent a gunComment: #geekissues, Efnet
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<~kiyoura[black]> i called my g/f baby on the phone
<~kiyoura[black]> and
<~kiyoura[black]> my mom thought i was talkin to her
<~kiyoura[black]> she liked it |
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<Cerise> fin is a fstream?
<fow> er, maybe not
<fow> yes |
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<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> piZZan: -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- User reg. : Jul 28 03:11:21 2002 (7 years, 5 weeks, 6 days, 09:50:17 ago)
<+piZZan> ?
<+piZZan> 7 years?
<+piZZan> lol ?
<+lewellyn> can you form a sentence of more than three words? :P
<+piZZan> of course i can
<+lewellyn> one with complex structure? ;)
<+piZZan> ??
<+lewellyn> apparently not
<+piZZan> lame |
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<Frosty> This robot wouldn't even know what the fuck do to with a woman once he captured her.
<Frosty> It has no metal rape baton.
<LOAF> Penetrate to within one micron of spine-access
<LOAF> When man had no hut, no spear, he builtComment: While watching Saturn 3
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<Samael> [Link to picture of a fat naked girl whos vagina appears to be hanging down off her body] <-- Are vaginas supposed to like....hang down like that?
<Samael> Does yours do that?
<Samael> all the vaginas ive seen are more like....just cavities
<Amandymous> hahaha fat woman
<Amandymous> "just cavities"?
<Amandymous> wtf
<Amandymous> Like, just a wide-open hole?
<Samael> uh
<Samael> lol
<Samael> well
<Samael> its more well concealed
<Samael> BUT WELL FUCK
<Samael> ok
<Samael> like this
<Samael> say you have no vagina
<Samael> then i open your legs
<Samael> and take a butcher knife
<Samael> and just shove it in there.
<Samael> then some hair grows around it
<Samael> and the cuts swell up
<Samael> so the swelling is the lips
<Samael> but still
<Samael> its just a cavity.
<Samael> it doesnt fucking HANG DOWN
<Amandymous> OH
<Amandymous> I think I know what you mean, now. |
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JonathanThompson: BePhantom: if a byte has a logical NOT performed on it, did you just give that byte a hex change???Comment: freenode.net #Haiku
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<+D|ST> then im going to go to ITT technical institute of technology and im gonna do computer ferensics lol so i can do reverse engineering on IRC and make money reversing my engineering for work |
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<nex> Alpha Proximo is 4.2 light years from Earth
<nex> the Milky Way is 100,000 ly in diameter
<nex> and 1000 ly thick on avg
<BizB> Mmmmm girth
<nex> a typical galaxy is only 30,000 ly across
<nex> we got length too, baby
<nex> that's like a 15 inch cock
<nex> the Milky Way: the 15" cock of galaxies
<BizB> Rule 34!?Comment: #hn
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afroakuma: *facepalm* yes. That is Canadian politics.
afroakuma: and this is why the system fails:
afroakuma: Harper makes a new rule that every government bill is a vote of confidence
afroakuma: which means that either he gets his way or there's a federal election and it's ALL YOUR FAULT, opposition!
Fax: o_O
afroakuma: With this in hand, he pulls an absolutely outrageous stunt bill that he knows they won't support
Fax: who decided that was a good idea?
Fax: son of a bitch, this is government, not an etch a sketch
afroakuma: yep
afroakuma: however
afroakuma: it gets better
afroakuma: see, the leader of the opposition at the time...
afroakuma: url/lollipop.jpg
afroakuma: was this individual
Fax: a lollipop?
afroakuma: sorry
afroakuma: url/20071019-subpage-Dion.jpg
afroakuma: this individual
afroakuma: though there is a resemblance
Fax: yeah, he does look like a sucker |
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