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<boots> my friend let my cat out when it was in heat
<boots> she's been outside three days in her entire life
<boots> and had sex nonstop for those three days
<boots> and had 5 kittens a couple months later
<boots> long haired and short haired
<boots> I wasn't aware one litter of kittens could have multiple fathers?
<@gato> yep
<boots> well, her and the two girls we kept
<boots> are now fixed
<boots> we were taking her to GET FIXED
<boots> when my friend let her out of the car
<boots> and she ran away!
<@Tuffany> d'oh!
<boots> yeah, that was like a combination of several forms of bad luck
<boots> but I didn't take any chances the next time
<Davin> See, and the problem with a pregnant cat, is you can't push it down a flight of stairs to miscarry because they always land on their feet
<boots> .......
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