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#297818* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
neko-san: i finally understand the usefulness of facebook now..
neko-san: so i can post pics of my gf
neko-san: and not feel creepy about it
neko-san: when my internet friends see them |
#297817* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Feilen: Do you watch anime?
nwongfeiying: like the hair on your head or..
nwongfeiying: never mind
Feilen: Do you?
Yaoi: I WATCH ANIME.
nwongfeiying: no, I don't really watch anime
nwongfeiying: last one I saw was Neon Genesis
Feilen: I bet you want to have sex with EVERY charcter in that series
nwongfeiying: and that was like 2 years ago :O
nwongfeiying: YES, I DO
nwongfeiying: LOL
Feilen: Like, ALL OF THEM
Feilen: Even the children.
nwongfeiying: pretty much..
Feilen: ESPECIALLY THE CHILDREN
nwongfeiying: wait..
nwongfeiying: not
nwongfeiying: no, not that
Feilen: See how annoying it is?
Feilen: small child =/= hot anime person
Feilen: animal =/= hot furry |
#297816* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Rat> Your room sounds crowded
<Bonehead> its the basement office and no its not
<Bonehead> ill take a picture...
* Bonehead cant find the cable...
<Bonehead> can you take pictures with scanners if they are light?
<Zene> It depends on the scanner, doesn't it?
<Bonehead> ?
<Bonehead> like i hold it on its side...
<Zene> And...then what?
<Bonehead> then hit scan...
<Zene> What are you trying to scan, Bonehead?
<@VGJustice> Bonehead: scanners don't really work that way.
<Bonehead> would it damage the scanner?
<@VGJustice> It might send too much light to the lens.
<Zene> Are...are you trying to scan the room or something?
<Bonehead> yes...
<Zene> Um...you can't do that, Bonehead.
<Zene> Scanner =/= camera.
<Bonehead> if i turn out the lights?
<Zene> No, Bonehead.
<Zene> They don't work that way, like VG said.
<Bonehead> fine
* Bonehead goes back to finding a camera cable... |
#297813* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< [Escape]> i need a linux guru to ask a question about raid :)
< xa-mua> why would a linux guru ask a question about raid?
< [Escape]> because this isn't going to be simple .. i think |
#297811* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@swight_> Graphene Energy are on track on have a graphene-based ultra capacitor by year's end. This will have at least twice the storage capacity of commercially available ultracapacitors.
<@DigDug> i started reading that, and i was expecting it to go like this
<@DigDug> Graphene Energy are on track on have a graphene-based energy drink by year's end.Comment: #geekissues
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#297727* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> The penis is not an acceptable cork to prevent anal leakage |
#297723* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[brenna] : so i ordered some shoes
[brenna] : they're shipping from ho chi minh city
Matt : OMG
Matt : YOU made children make your shoe?
[brenna] : good ol' nike sweatshops
Matt : you act like it's not true
[brenna] : seriously never really thought about it until i saw where they shipped from :P
[brenna] : and then "wtf... is that veitnam?" |
#297722* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* jamie (~jamie@*****) has joined #NakedFurs
<jamie> any girls in here
<Bentley> No.
* jamie (~jamie@*****) Quit (Quit: jamie) |
#297719* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Dox|is|sleeping> Might as well idle. My uptime is huge and my dick isn't. |
#297716* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< hexidigital> wierd
< hexidigital> i just went to 'mycleanpc.com/', downloaded the installer, ran the free virus scan... and after a reboot i found out it actually installed FreeBSD |
#297710* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<crAdel> money can buy happiness
<angelica> sex is happiness for free ;)
<crAdel> it was on an ad
<crAdel> :>~
<angelica> lol
<angelica> joel come make my bed
<RenZ> meh sex is sex and it = bad bad things
* RenZ glares at the kids
<angelica> lol
<angelica> not if you use things to protect you from that
* angelica glares at the kids
<angelica> :P
<RenZ> hummmm good point lolComment: Kids, the new contraception!
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#297707* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(9:20:16 PM) Salugi: Wtf iis with this fog?
(9:20:35 PM) Salugi: I can't see more than....2.5 houses down my street.
(9:20:36 PM) Noinseir: Ur mom finally emptied her douchebag
(9:20:42 PM) Noinseir: isn't it obvious?
(9:21:13 PM) Noinseir: mhm, that also explains why the fog smells like shame and Canola OilComment: My friends....
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#297705* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls" |
#297704* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nero-Wolf> Could be advancing my career and making something of myself instead of fuckin' around on Steam.
<Zerox> Advance that shit
<Zerox> just be like
<Zerox> hey gurrrl
<Zerox> im gonna
<Zerox> lay into you fiiiine
<Zerox> tap that you know what im sayin?
<Zerox> get that b hella crunk
<Nero-Wolf> ... not really..
<Zerox> hit it and then you quit it
<Zerox> know what im sayin dawg?
<Zerox> or
<Zerox> alternativley
<Zerox> stay and play
<Nero-Wolf> ... what ARE you talking about?
<Zerox> Or you can just rape your boss
<Nero-Wolf> ... let's not and say we did.
<Zerox> IM telling you
<Zerox> Nero-Wolf:
<Zerox> take it from me
<Zerox> rape your boss, furthur your carrer
<Zerox> when have I steered you wrong?
<Nero-Wolf> Ha-ha. Yeah no.
<Zerox> Theres nothing to laugh about
<Zerox> just say you wont stop till you give me a promotion, but then keep going anyway so he knows who is in charge
* Nero-Wolf shakes his head...
<Zerox> fine.
<Zerox> be that way.
<Dibbun> Zerox, you want some Ritalin?
<Zerox> but when i come in and rape my way up the corporate ladder
<Zerox> you will be like oh man |
#297699* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Killane: sooo...what's Michael Jackson's respawn time?
Kanaeda: Bout 2 years
Kanaeda: No one cares tho
Kanaeda: He can has shat drops
Kanaeda: And the xp from him fails
Kanaeda: Lvl 50 pedos have a cr of like 9
Kanaeda: Anything that goes down for 9 year old weiners...
Killane: but you get the "King of Pop Popper" title for taking him down
Kanaeda: That title doesn't grant anything cool tho
Kanaeda: No stat bonuses
Killane: true, but some people collect titles
Killane: it let's you walk in different directions without turning
Killane: also known as strafing
Kanaeda: Just a strange craving for vienna sausage |
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<@Stryyker> That was exciting. My mother tried to do CPR on the neighbour. He's dead. |
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<+RichiH> hmm
<+RichiH> i have been trying to get this voltmeter to work
<+RichiH> it just didn't
<+RichiH> i decided to google around for a manual
<+RichiH> turns out it's a time-control wall wart. i.e. something you can turn light randomly on and off with while gone |
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<basta> A SECOND PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO MICHAELS OTHER NOSE! |
#297689* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
BlippyTheWonderSlug> ive earned my red wings...
<Saren> haha
<Saren> isnt that where a guy (or a dyke) eats out a chick when shes bleeding?
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> and most people think thats worse than pussy stubble
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> yeppers...
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> pussy tartar
<Saren> haha
<Saren> man
<Saren> im never gonna eat out a chick when shes bleeding
<Saren> i'll stick my dick in her but not eat her out..
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> its not bad
<Saren> lol
<Saren> whats it taste like
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> and she seemed to enjoi it more than usual
<DirtyDawg> thats just fucking nasty blippy :/
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> coppery, kinda, but not close to, blood
<Saren> LOL
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> meaning it tastes coppery, and like blood, but tastes nothing like blood
<Saren> ah
<Saren> i see
<Saren> maybe i'll like it?
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> LoL
* Saren likes the taste of blood
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> its not unpleasant
<Saren> <headtrip> theres not many things more satisfying than a hearty shit
<Saren> <headtrip> =)
<Saren> <headtrip> on a hot summer day
<Saren> <Jeff_> head, maybe, the feeling of gettin your knob slobbed?
<Saren> hahahah
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> i dunno
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> i can get a blowjob anytime, but a nice shit...
<Saren> those dont come often
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> or like when ya pick yer nose, and the booger has a long mucus thread back into the sinus... it feels sooo cool when it comes out...
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> i love getting a booger like that
<Saren> hahaha
<`WarpKat> or when the mucus is all dried up inside, you pull out what amounts to a roof shingle
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> no, het those all the time
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> also dirtballs
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> (i live in farm country)
<Knoeki> heh
* BlippyTheWonderSlug fondles Knoeki inappropriately...
<JoeHazzers> YUS
<Knoeki> <3
<JoeHazzers> I HAVE GMAIL PUSH
<`WarpKat> i once had a nice big ball of wax in my ear - when the ENT flushed it out, it looked like rabbit poo
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> hehehe...
<Saren> dude
<Saren> i'm so gonna put this shit on qdb
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> q-tips
<`WarpKat> that's what made it bigger!
<Saren> that's what she said! \o/
<BlippyTheWonderSlug> lol\
<`WarpKat> q-tips kept pushing the wax in! |
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*HalfNote5 changes topic to: "I'm here! Talk to me! Entertain me! Love me! (But not physically.... eww....)" |
#297678* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~knoeki> so, a guy decides to go to a prostitute.
<~knoeki> and he says "I'd like a blowjob"
<~knoeki> and the hooker says "that'll be 500 bucks"
<Saren> lol 500 for a bj
<~knoeki> and the guy is like "what, 500 bucks, why that much?!"
<~knoeki> so the whore opens the curtain, shows an expensive car, and says "I couldn't have bought that if it wasn't for all those blowjobs"
<~knoeki> guy says "k, guess that makes sense and pays for the services"
<~knoeki> comes back next day, but this time he says "I want anal this time"
<~knoeki> whore says "that'll be 2000 bucks"
<~knoeki> again the guy freaks out, the whore points out a villa down the street and says "I couldn't have bought this without doing anal"
<~knoeki> guy pays again, and whatever.
<~knoeki> so next day he comes back in, says "this time I just want to do missionary"
<Saren> get to the point i leave in 5 minutes ;P
<~knoeki> so the whore opens the curtain and says: "see this street? I could have bought it if I actually had a vagina"Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297675* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Gringle> it's just something that's annoying and when the rules go up, it will be part of the general network rules of conduct; not necceserily needing to be followed, just a courtesy thing
<+Gringle> left up to the discretion of channel owners if they wanna ban you for it or not
<+Gringle> of course, if a channel owner doesn't care, then by all means go for your life
<+Gringle> but as a common courtesy if you're asked to stop, stop
<+KittyZero> are we talking about full stops?
<&Shayne> lmao!
<&Specification> lmfao |
#297671* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Uncle Dan: Don't go to any night clubs with pyrotechnics
The Professor: Don't worry Uncle Dan, the only nightclub I go to have cage dancers and lasers
Uncle Dan: Oh, well then, don't set the carpet on fire!
The Professor: Do you mean the night club or the cage dancers? |
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< jb> heh, i got invited to a friends 4th of July BBQ.
< jb> he's 2nd or 3rd generation Iraqi-American
< jb> "It's all towelhead cuisine, no pork, no jews."
< jb> "PS. kidding, bring the Jews." |
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<Oddlot> I had a a bloody amazing dream last night.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Oh?
<Oddlot> Yes.
<Oddlot> I'm pretty sure I got laid.
<FuzzyPlushroom> In your dream?
<Oddlot> Yes.
<Oddlot> My dreams have a habit of waking up right before the best part.
<Oddlot> So this is a plus.
<Oddlot> It also involved: My class joining a baseball team, the busdriver for the baseball team making a "pit stop" at the Natty Ice factory.
<Oddlot> I always have nice dreams after I smoke.
<FuzzyPlushroom> That's not a nice dream.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Why not just take a few shots of mouthwash and have a cow piss in your mouth? |
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