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#299921* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
DJ Jolson: dude my butt is going to explode
DJ Jolson: i have to poop so badly all of the sudden
Marc Truant: then go poop
DJ Jolson: but the suspense is better |
#299918* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ESco> god, i hate books so much
<detcader> they hate you
<ESco> you know what the worst part of reading is
<detcader> your face
<ESco> it's the reading
<detcader> it's the genitalia
<detcader> on your face
<kut> hey hey
<kut> keep it clean
<ESco> alright kunt
<detcader> lmao
<ESco> it's too much reading anyways
<kut> don't say kunt
<kut> kut is already perfection, why fuck it up?
<detcader> fuckut up |
#299917* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Garg> If she puts her boobs in their, she'll be fine
<Garg> their?
<Garg> Fuck me
<Sebas> In their what?
<pmMike> in their what
<Sebas> :D
<basstard> <@Garg> If she puts her boobs in their, <- in their what
<Sebas> Inb5'd
<Sebas> It's like inb4'd
<Sebas> But more |
#299914* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dr7> pulseaudio has to be the worst fucking shit ever.
<`WarpKat> tell us how you REALLY feel, please?
<dr7> I thought i did :)
<`WarpKat> i think we need to have you elaborate just a weeeeeeeee bit more
<dr7> IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKS
<dr7> how's that
<`WarpKat> that'll do, pig...that'll doComment: irc.oftc.net/#linuxfriends
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#299913* (?/60) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mikedg-blau> dude where in texas are you
<mikedg-blau> we need to go pickup chicks next time im around
<_Auron|G1_> 'we'?
<KNY> mikedg-blau: hahaha
<KNY> you couldn't get a chick and _Auron|G1_ wouldn't know what to do with one
<KNY> other than go shopping or watch sex and the city while drinking appletinis of course :)
<mikedg-blau> thats why 'we' need to do it
<mikedg-blau> so he can get them and i can figure out what to do with themComment: #android-offtopic on Freenode
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#299912* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sweetandy> I'll go as an "e" and I'll go to a bar and tell a girl "if you eat my corpse you'll be telepathic." Great pick-up line. |
#299910* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< koala_man> after some future breakthroughs in robotics, but before the price has gone down, there is likely to be robotic brothels
< mawlipe> robot sex? that's scary.
< koala_man> I know, that's what I thought
< koala_man> but according to my calculations, a condom of normal thickness has a dielectric strength of at least 780V
< koala_man> meaning if the robot runs on mains and shorts out, you're still protected with a margin of nearly 500V
< mawlipe> ..... not what I meant.Comment: #laserchat irc.ecnet.org
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#299909* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<CompWiz> and therefore, water is wet.
<BlueFusion> not as wet as your mum
<CompWiz> left THAT wide open.
<BlueFusion> like your mum
<CompWiz> shit.
<BlueFusion> hahaahahaa
* CompWiz has no comebacks.Comment: #laserchat irc.ecnet.org
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#299907* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< buu> Su-Shee: Actually I really want to make sushi now..
< buu> Maybe this is your fault. |
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Facebook inbox, about Mafia Wars:
Cj 24 September at 07:01: What's your MF name please?
Cj 24 September at 07:02: I'm so sorry. Hit wrong keys. MW name.Comment: Best. Typo. Ever.
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#299904* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Dolemite> people are getting paid to teach "Buffy Studies" while five miles away homeless people are dying of exposure
<@Dolemite> fuck yeah |
#299903* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[|Chris] and motherless.com is always good if you're into jailbait, bestiality, and scat
[Catcher] yeah i like motherless sometimes |
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You are the greatest!Comment: You are the greatest!
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* Shayne (shayne_44@fknb3st-6401EFD.tpgi.com.au) has joined #lounge
* Snake sets mode: +ao Shayne Shayne
<&Shayne> 3 animals i slam into a net
<&Shayne> RACECAR!!!
* &Shayne (shayne_44@fknb3st-6401EFD.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit: Shayne) |
#299893* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[ WardenWolf ] closest thing IRC has to a roller coaster ride
[ WardenWolf ] ride the netsplit!
[ WardenWolf ] "Your epeen must be THIS long to ride. . ."
[ sn9 ] if there's an epeen, is there an oopoon?
[ WardenWolf ] yes, but it's free open source ;-) |
#299892* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there, please be a real person.
Stranger: Yes
You: great
You: so what's in your pants?
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: You?
You: I have genitalia in mine
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#299891* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Baconfish> i detest the word "douche"
<@Baconfish> it doesnt even sound like it's an insult
<@Baconfish> it sounds like it'd be the name of some kind of delicious cream cake
<@Baconfish> "HAW HAW HAW COME TO ZE BAWKAWREEE UNT BEY LE DOUCHE" |
#299890* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Chris> hi
<Lisa> hey
<Lisa> how do you spell death
<Lisa> as the cant hear one
<Chris> lol
<Chris> you're a dumb bitch hey
<Chris> its deaf
<Chris> :P
<Lisa> ohh yeahhhhh
<Lisa> lol |
#299888* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Balade_WORK> have i sufficiently wrapped the channel around my dick and used it to jackoff yet? or should I keep going with this tangent?
<+Mao> By all means, continue. |
#299887* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Balade_WORK> no
<Balade_WORK> if i were a furry i would be masturbating to her
<Balade_WORK> not at her
<Balade_WORK> it's like peeing on someone
<Balade_WORK> only more horrible |
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<Dannysaysnoo> Yes. |
#299884* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
SayLo2MyLilFren: dude im a genesis
ctnpinciotti: ?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i found out how you can get by port 25 blocking
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i did it on my cousins computer
ctnpinciotti: wait...
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ?
ctnpinciotti: genesis?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ya
ctnpinciotti: ah ok, it all makes sense now.
SayLo2MyLilFren: what? |
#299882* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Zach: are you in?
Nick: ...no I'm just logged in to the messenger through my microwave at home.
Zach: I'm sending Bill Coffman down
Nick: For?
Zach: I don't know...he was asking for you.
Nick: Great...
Zach: probably his phone.
Nick: Of course.
Zach: do your damn job
Nick: Go fuck yourself.
Zach: quit crying
Nick: Eat a dick.
Nick: Fucking fruit cake
Nick: Useless waste of flesh.
Nick: What purpose do you serve?
Nick: NOTHING
Nick: You don't matter.
Nick: never have, never will.
Zach: to tell you what a piece of shit you are
Nick: Not so much.
Zach: you are disposable...
Nick: You do that to boost your ego and confidence.
Zach: yeppers
Nick: But in reality, you're an idiot.
Zach: and it helps alot
Nick: I'm sure you're over compensating for something...
Zach: my lack of salary
Nick: Zach: my lack of penis
Nick: That's what came up on my screen.
Zach: not so much
Nick: oh yes my friend.
Zach: you are such a guru of knowledge
Nick: I am, indeed.
Zach: everyone stop what your doing and give Nick praise
Nick: That's usually what happens.
Nick: I have a God complex that seems to be growing by the hour.
Nick: I'm a winner.
Zach: take your broken down back home do try to play daddy
Nick: I have no idea what that meant.
Nick: You need to learn english.
Nick: This isn't Georgia...we don't speak "stupid".
Zach: huh?
Zach: whatcha say
Nick: I have to take a shit. |
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Zach: I figure if they get rid of me then I will have my vacation pay, last check and hopefully some severance pay...so that would give me a month to get my shit together
Nick: And bang as many women as possible.
Zach: Yes...then when I get AIDs I can kill myself
Nick: YES! Go out with a bang.
Zach: No way...I would eat like 100 vicodin
Nick: Snort it, it'll hit you faste.r
Zach: hahahah...no thank you...I think doing that would hurt too much
Nick: wtf matters, you'll be dead in a few hours.
Zach: How about cooking them down and then injecting them
Nick: Now you're thinkin'.
Nick: Use rat poison.
Zach: no, you are getting off course here
Nick: Vicodin laced with rat poison.
Zach: Nope
Nick: That's no fun.
Zach: wtf is with the rat poison
Nick: You kinda need that element that really stands out.
Nick: Like black tar heroin.
Zach: you are getting somewhere now
Nick: "Man he OD'd...on vicodin" "HA, pussy"
Nick: or
Nick: "Man he OD'd...on heroin, crack, and vicodin...all while dancing naked to bob marley and eating skittles" "Man that guy was hardcore"
Nick: Go down as a legend.
Zach: that would be awesome!
Nick: Gotta be a fish out of water.
Nick: Everyone OD's on vicodin.
Nick: Hell look at Heath Ledger.
Zach: he OD on like 4 different kinds of pills
Nick: Still...pills.
Nick: No heroin or crack.
Nick: Gotta go all out.
Nick: GO BIG OR GO HOME!
Zach: I don't want my family to think that of me
Nick: But thinking you OD'd on 4000 vicodins is better?
Nick: They'll think you're lazy and not creative.
Nick: Wouldn't you want them to think you put thought into it?
Zach: why again are we talking about how I should kill myself?
Nick: I have no idea...something about AIDS. |
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[Galv] better teacher
[Galv] hot female teacher having an affair with her female student.
[Galv] made of win and epic
[DominoEffect] what.
[GotenXiao] underage female student*
[ozziz] win
[DominoEffect] oh god win
[ozziz] also, nothing ticks me off like that situation with the teacher-pupil relationship, as it is said that the pupil pressured the teacher for a relationship, and then the parent go crying that it was the teach's fault all along
[ozziz] "not our child"
[ozziz] "my baby doesnt do that stuff"
[ozziz] yeah right
* ozziz RAGE
[DominoEffect] hey, if my daughter was having sex with a sexy female teacher
[DominoEffect] more power to her
[DominoEffect] she better pass the damn class thoughComment: quakenet #machinaesupremacy
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