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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 30 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.9% chance of being approved.

#300164* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Fafnir> if I want to kill a dragon with chopsticks
<Fafnir> I'll fucking KILL A DRAGON WITH CHOPSTICKS
<Fafnir> and it'll be awesome.
<Fax> AND THEN I'LL EAT HIM
<Fax> WITH THE CHOPSTICKS
<Fafnir> YES
<Fax> NOM DRAGON SUSHI
<Fafnir> that's the point
<Fafnir> you can't with swords
<Fafnir> it's dangerous to use a sword to eat
<Fax> it's dangerous to eat alone!
<Fax> take this!
* Fax gives Master Chopsticks
<Fafnir> now I want to make a Chopstick Master PrCComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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