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Skarrgan: Obama should run for Pope. |
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Hal Cybertar: Now every nerve in my body seemed like a strained harp-string ready to snap at a touch.Comment: Hal is a chat bot.
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<+M06w> twitter is where congress goes to pretend they're not pedophiliacs |
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I am, they are happy to find a soul mate! ,Comment: I am, they are happy to find a soul mate! ,
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<X> its just like the first series, only with better graphics
<Y> nah, just with more moe
<X> more moe = better graphics. dys?Comment: anime
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We align these goods on a continuum such that higher'ranked goods entail higher productivity. ,Comment: We align these goods on a continuum such that higher'ranked goods entail higher productivity. ,
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<pitz> I read Parade magazine |
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<crazycubana> Did you know that F*ck originated from olden days. Fornication Under Consent of King
<fluoxetine> so people asked the king??
<fluoxetine> "My liege, this comely lass of virtue true has imbibed too much ale, and as verily does her bosom heave, so do I wish to take her to my bed." |
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<LHoT|FailChat> Ha ha ha, wyde.
<LHoT|FailChat> You missed it
<Wyde> On that note, define "it".
<Kandit> LHoT tried to steal my frozen semen
<Wyde> Sucks.
* LHoT|FailChat steals warm steamy semen from Wyde
<Wyde> And where on earth did that come from
<Wyde> Can you, like, spontaneously make other people's semen appear out of thin air or what
<Wyde> That's one disgusting and specific super power
<LHoT|FailChat> I'm the Fertility Fairy
<Sh4d0w> Moar liek the Jizzy GenieComment: #shakesoda on freenode
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And none can foretell what comes next. ,Comment: And none can foretell what comes next. ,
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<~muftak> FR: can't beleive you have a GF
<+FR> well, she's over 15 so may not meet your criteria for "gf"
<~Blue_Chimp> FR: even 13 year old boys count as "gf" in muftak's world
<+FR> yeah, if it's a girl you can just flip it over and pretend it's a boy
<~muftak> Blue_Chimp: when you flip them over and pretend they are 13 year old girlsComment: #dirt
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Now I come from a long line of women who think that a man is easier on the eyes in a uniform. ,Comment: Now I come from a long line of women who think that a man is easier on the eyes in a uniform. ,
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<WobWork> Gimp should rename itself to FauxtoshopComment: Those of you who have tried to use GIMP after using Photoshop probably feel familiar.
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themadkitty: dunno cos now there's a meeting across from me that can't move anywhere else
themadkitty: the rest of the crowd are being chatty noisy bitches
themadkitty: the crackers downstairs aren't much better
themadkitty: and in the long run i'm going to kill everyone with nothing but ducttape and chewing gum
themadkitty: so McGyver gets blamed for it
xxxxxx: McGyver usually also needs a stapple, you'd get caught
themadkitty: nah ducttape and chewing gum only.. the staple only happens if he's prepared
xxxxxx: oh
themadkitty: and this has to look like an accidental McGyverism gone horridly wrongComment: On YM discussing why open plan offices are painful
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<neunon> We have a new bot.
<Zenzei> oh?
<neunon> CrawlBuild, status
<CrawlBuild> crawl-x86: idle, last build 9 seconds ago: build successful
<CrawlBuild> crawl-x86_64: idle, last build 9 seconds ago: build successful
<dpeg> Hello CrawlBuild, may I introduce you?
<neunon> CrawlBuild, destroy dpeg
* CrawlBuild readies phasers
<dpeg> <3
<neunon> :3
<Zenzei> I like it alreadyComment: ##crawl on freenode
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<Kale> DOUBLE YANDERE LOVE IS THE TRUEST LOVE
* Xochitl hugs Kale
<Xochitl> HAI
* Koiga hugs Kale
<Koiga> YANDERE HUG
<Xochitl> YANDERE SANDWICH
<Koiga> FOR THE WIN!
* Belzera eats sandwich |
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<Kingofgamemasters> i need a town or city in europe
<Kingofgamemasters> i dont know of any
<Dino> a map?
<Dino> london?
<Dino> you know
<Dino> its not that hard
<Kingofgamemasters> i dont know anything about europe, towns, locations, or even how to find it on a map
<Cameron> Lol
<Dino> a product of US schooling
<Dino> you fail so hard
<Dino> its not even funny |
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== FC`Backup [DDuser@7b043c70.hsd1.ca.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
* RickyTickles growls....
<@RickyTickles> Someone just closed my laptop......
<+Basil> ?
<+Basil> Dastardly!
* RickyTickles drums her fingers across her desk.
== FC`Backup [DDuser@7b043c70.hsd1.ca.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has joined #goe`ooc
<@RickyTickles> ....
<@RickyTickles> My laptop's posessed!
<+Basil> Well yeah, I assume you own it.
<@RickyTickles> ...
<@RickyTickles> ok...that was gold.Comment: hehe
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<Sebas> You're the copying fuck
<stav> mate i've been alive longer
<stav> i had this shit before you were born
<Sebas> Yeah well
<stav> YEAH
<Sebas> I had your mum before you were born
<Sebas> 9 months before
<Digga> HIYOOOO
<stav> i was never born
<Sebas> Man, if only |
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::: Lollating has quit (Quit: Ill be back in a sec. reason: Penis stuck in the blender) |
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<brink> I'm an irssi newbie. Is this working?
<Aerdan> No.
<brink> So you can't see what I'm typing?Comment: irc.freenode.org #irssi
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<Holz> 19:22:32 !anonymous! VERSION mIRC v6.34 Khaled Mardam-Bey <--- /ban -u120 nick 3
<anonymous> ?
<Holz> That's the answer to your question.
<Locotes> That will ban the nick for 2 minutes
<anonymous> ok
<anonymous> for what kind of minutes
<Locotes> 120 = 120 seconds = 2 minutes.
<Holz> The 60 seconds kind of minutes...Comment: irc.rizon.net #help
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<TomTomDS> pkmn dont suk
<The-Compiler> TomTomDS: lern to spell
<The-Compiler> damn *learn xD
<KittehKat> The-Compiler: Nice example.
<The-Compiler> indeedComment: irc.rizon.net #DSOrganize
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<Primedeath> I always tried to breath in my mouth and out my anus to save time.
<Primedeath> It never worked. =[
<Primedeath> It made it difficult to talk though.Comment: irc.rizon.net #DSOrganize
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<riku-wawa> its USER ERROR
<riku-wawa> not APP ERROR
<riku-wawa> not DEV ERROR
<riku-wawa> USER ERROR
* Sememmon steals riku-wawa's shift key.
<riku-wawa> TOO BAD I HAVE CAPSComment: irc.freenode.org #cyanogenmod
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