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Chris: I have three dogs.
Chris: One gets maimed by a rodents rectum.
Chris: And the other 2, get punished by means of defenstration.
TS: Errr.
Chris: How many dogs do I have?
TS: You still have three dogs, but they're injured and/or dead
TS: You sick, fucked-up cunt
Chris: Well, they're not mine.
Chris: I borrowed 'em.
TS: You didn't say that, and that doesn't make me feel any better.
TS: So you don't have any dogs.
Chris: I'd give them to you if I could.
TS: I know.
Chris: I technically had them.
TS: The answer is either three or zero, and I hope you contract a debilitating disease. |