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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 33 times.
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<Cryomancer> having an SA account lets me read important things like this
<Cryomancer> I once saw this video where there's a fat chick in a kiddie pool and a guy dressed as santa comes up and goes "are you ready? are you ready? I wanna know if you're ready because I'm gonna start SPRAYING YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and just then he starts peeing on her. With every spurt of pee he lets out another AUGHHHH in a throaty kermit voice. I forget how it ends, but I would like to see this video again.
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