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#311281* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hobbes> You know what they say
<hobbes> You are what you eat
<Greth> That makes sense in a channel full of dicks and assholes.
#311280* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<graphitemaster> why are women such cunts?
<eihrul_work> nature or nurture, take your pick
<graphitemaster> it's okay, I have a bottle of Bacardi 180, as long as she doesn't take that
* graphitemaster starts drinking
<eihrul_work> enjoy the coma
<graphitemaster> doh, it's 151
<graphitemaster> not 180
<graphitemaster> close enough
<eihrul_work> she did take it away
<graphitemaster> she took 29 proofs away
<graphitemaster> that bitch!
#311277* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Fyhlen | I'll be there for the American Vacuum Society annual meeting.
+Ghostdivision | ... that doesn't sound fun at all
&Kota | wow
&Kota | that sounds like it'll suck
+RhekarPhone | it sounds like it'd suck
#311276* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
#311274* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< rsaarelm> I noticed bash.org has been removing some of the old quotes.
< rsaarelm> bash,org∕?777977 This one's gone now.
<@gwern> rsaarelm: I wonder why. if it was by anonymous, there can hardly have been a copyright takedown, and some mild profanity is not enough to censor it
< CoJaBo> gwern: They broke their database
< rsaarelm> Another gone one. bash,org∕?794379
< CoJaBo> Every quote with non-ASCII characters is gone
<@gwern> CoJaBo: why haven't they fixed it?
< CoJaBo> I submitted a quote telling them to fix their quotes, but it's been awaiting moderation for over a year now
#311273* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< rsaarelm> I noticed bash.org has been removing some of the old quotes.
< rsaarelm> bash.org∕?777977 This one's gone now.
<@gwern> rsaarelm: I wonder why. if it was by anonymous, there can hardly have been a copyright takedown, and some mild profanity is not enough to censor it
< CoJaBo> gwern: They broke their database
< rsaarelm> Another gone one. bash.org∕?794379
< CoJaBo> Every quote with non-ASCII characters is gone
<@gwern> CoJaBo: why haven't they fixed it?
< CoJaBo> I submitted a quote telling them to fix their quotes, but it's been awaiting moderation for over a year now
#311272* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@esch> do you think a deer ever pissed on that
<duckstab> on the mushroom? probably
<@esch> do you think a deer ever pissed on you
<duckstab> i don't think directly
<@esch> do you think a deer ever thought about pissing on you
<duckstab> i don't think deer have abstract thoughts
#311271* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Vaati>apt install libperl
<Vaati>shit this isnt my terminal
<@Chern>Its mine
Comment: When you think the irc client is your bash shell.
#311270* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<phos1> I get permisson denied now if i try to run drush status, so what owner / group should that have?
<graper> probably need 755
<graper> or +x
<graper> i'm old so I'm used to numbers
<charginghawk> why chmod if you can't do it with emojis?
<thechanceg> hahaha. oh god... please no.
Comment: #drupal channel
#311269* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Covarr_Work> this reminds me
<Covarr_Work> I need to buy tennis equipment
<Kawa> And a plane.
<Covarr_Work> balls, hitty-things, etc.
<Covarr_Work> uh
<Covarr_Work> rackets
<Kawa> SHUTTLECOCK
<Covarr_Work> THAT'S BADMINTON YOU FUCK
#311268* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Covarr_Work> I've got rabbits and dildos aplenty / I've got bullets and buttplugs galore
<+Covarr_Work> You want dildos? I've got twenty / But who cares? No big deal. I want moooooooore
<+Covarr_Work> I wanna be where the weiners are
<+Covarr_Work> I wanna feel / wanna feel 'em in me
<+Covarr_Work> humping along on a… what's that word again? COCK
<+Covarr_Work> touchin' yourself you don't get too far
<+Covarr_Work> dicks are required for fuckin', ridin'
<+Covarr_Work> strokin' a guy 'til he, what's the word
<+Covarr_Work> CUMS
#311267* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<LordTina> I might be but at the moment my body is complaining loudly about awkwardly moving about 100 pounds of crap
<Kmmnderkoala> ... A HUNDRED POUNDS OF CRAP WTF ARE YOU DOING
<Kmmnderkoala> ...
<Kmmnderkoala> Oh
<Kmmnderkoala> Not literal crap?
<Kmmnderkoala> OOOH THE BED
<Kmmnderkoala> Sssshhh it's basically midnight
<LordTina> LMAO
<LordTina> I'M A FARMER IT WAS MANURE
<LordTina> I NEED TO FERTILIZE MY CROPS
<Kmmnderkoala> IT'S BASICALLY MIDNIGHT
<LordTina> MY PLANTS ARE HUNGRY
<Kmmnderkoala> SHADDUP SHADDUP SHADDUP
<Kmmnderkoala> IT IS BASICALLY MIDNIGHT
#311266* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dragonite> i solved a code problem on the toilet
#311265* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Mahboison> This sounds like the plot of an anime starring Shakespeare and Drake
<Mahboison> Thou used to contact me on thy cellular device
#311263* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<madpotter> - -- - - -  -- - - - - -people below this line make no sense - -- -
<Iceflame> There is no line.
<madpotter> - -- - - -  -- - - - - -people above this line make no sense - -- -
#311262* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zoomerz> you know whats really good, baking with breast milk. use it for cakes muffins waffles and just general drinking
<zoomerz> theres this fat black lady i pay for her breastmilk and it is quite amazing
#311261* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?!
#311260* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> so
<Ahrotahntee> ugh, who has the dunce cap? It's my turn to wear it
<Ahrotahntee> problem with exchange, the error message in event viewer literally tells me word-for-word what to do about it
<Ahrotahntee> had I bothered to read it
<BytesAndCoffee> after...4 months, i can log in to exchange on my phone
<BytesAndCoffee> it was a combination of a missing AD object in my account, and inheritance being disabled
<PSPM|13fca> Ahrotahntee, evidently it was mine today
<luketheduke1> When I first started here, I didn't have a computer for half a week
* PSPM|13fca hands over dunce cap to Ahrotahntee
<Ahrotahntee> PSPM|13fca: hand it over
<Ahrotahntee> thank you
(Ahrotahntee and BytesAndCoffee are in the same office)
#311259* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<td512> !finger bend3r
<bend3r> oh yah, right in the i/o
#311258* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< astrid> just leave
< Pentium_> ur not my mom
< astrid> no, i would not have carried you to term
Comment: bolix
#311256* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<feanor0815> thats not how it works... you wont become gay by someone telling you a story
<ladyrainycorn44> homosexuality is a choice though
<feanor0815> there is no reason what so ever beside religion to dislike gays
<d4_wryyyy> oh come on. there are plenty of reasons besides religion to dislike gays
<feanor0815> no its not... if you are bi sexual its a choice ti sleep with men or women but being gay/bi/straight isnt a choise
<ladyrainycorn44> its mental disorder,they need help
<feanor0815> I never choose to be straight, and no gay person ever choose to be gay... if you think its a choise you are BI.
<d4_wryyyy> heh
<d4_wryyyy> i just thought of something
<d4_wryyyy> right now you are literally being an annoying faggot about being an annoying faggot
#311255* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Proview> i've got this code that's doing some statistical analysis and its telling me there are 8 days in a week
#311254* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
fHiL: i picked up a book for the first time in a while, and i realized how bad my laptop is, if the fucking book runs faster...
#311253* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<m4221> Name the most recent programming, not scripting, language you have used!  GO!
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: Assembly
<BytesAndCoffee> my own Assembly ISA in fact
<BytesAndCoffee> getrekt
<m4221> BytesAndCoffee: damn you
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: https://github.com/BytesAndCoffee/QuadShot/blob/stable/BUBBLE2.drip
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
#311252* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest
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