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#311259* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<td512> !finger bend3r
<bend3r> oh yah, right in the i/o
#311258* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< astrid> just leave
< Pentium_> ur not my mom
< astrid> no, i would not have carried you to term
Comment: bolix
#311256* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<feanor0815> thats not how it works... you wont become gay by someone telling you a story
<ladyrainycorn44> homosexuality is a choice though
<feanor0815> there is no reason what so ever beside religion to dislike gays
<d4_wryyyy> oh come on. there are plenty of reasons besides religion to dislike gays
<feanor0815> no its not... if you are bi sexual its a choice ti sleep with men or women but being gay/bi/straight isnt a choise
<ladyrainycorn44> its mental disorder,they need help
<feanor0815> I never choose to be straight, and no gay person ever choose to be gay... if you think its a choise you are BI.
<d4_wryyyy> heh
<d4_wryyyy> i just thought of something
<d4_wryyyy> right now you are literally being an annoying faggot about being an annoying faggot
#311255* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Proview> i've got this code that's doing some statistical analysis and its telling me there are 8 days in a week
#311254* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
fHiL: i picked up a book for the first time in a while, and i realized how bad my laptop is, if the fucking book runs faster...
#311253* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<m4221> Name the most recent programming, not scripting, language you have used!  GO!
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: Assembly
<BytesAndCoffee> my own Assembly ISA in fact
<BytesAndCoffee> getrekt
<m4221> BytesAndCoffee: damn you
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: https://github.com/BytesAndCoffee/QuadShot/blob/stable/BUBBLE2.drip
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
#311252* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest
#311249* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nyz> I love standards
<Nyz> I try to have at least two for all occasions
#311248* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AceOfTricks> I offered him a beer in game and he was like ... I'm under age.
<nacht> .............
<nacht> I was totally that kid in 9th grade
<AceOfTricks> He has super anime sword that talks.
<AceOfTricks> That is his class.
<nacht> Ok I wasn't that kid
#311246* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MoikeLap> the E7450 was never designed with datacenter work in mind
<MoikeLap> apparently they can't withstand the rigors of being jammed under a 4U Sun server and used as a lever to line up rack-mount earholes
#311245* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nacht> I sold body armor in a rite aid parking lot yesterday.
<Naraka> I love everything about that.
<nacht> Ohio ftw
<nacht> Are you a felon? No? Here buy this AK and 2000 rounds out of my trunk.
#311243* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Thero> Fressco 1 - IcoLove 0
<@Fresco> lol Thero
<@Fresco> you missed that joke
<@Fresco> Fresco 1 - Ico Love
#311241* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?
#311239* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Trivia> 1. Category: History : Which nation was led by Genghis Khan?
<~laks> mongolia
<~laks> mongol empire
<+Trivia> Hint: the  ****** *
<&T2norway> hva
<~laks> the mongol s
<+Trivia> Hint: the  m***** *
<&T2norway> haha
<~laks> trivia snälla
<&T2norway> double space?
<~laks> the mongol i
<~laks> uhhh
<+Trivia> Hint: the  m***** s
<~laks> the  mongol s
<+Trivia> Winner: laks; Answer: the  mongol s; Time: 40.863s; Streak: 1; Points: 1; Total: 76
Comment: Rizon's Trivia bot being dumb... again
#311238* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla.
#311232* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<*> Eshan has joined
<Eshan> ughhhh dear christ how’s everyone doing
<*> Tumbra is now known as Dear_Christ
<Dear_Christ> everyone's doing fine
<*> Dear_Christ is now known as Everyone
<Everyone> I'm doing fine!
<*> Everyone is now known as Tumbra
<Eshan> wow
<Eshan> That was commitment, nicely done Tumbra xD
Comment: #nssport @ irc.esper.net (NationStates' sport roleplay discussion channel)
#311231* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me
#311230* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex>Queen at 90
<Lex> >why is she still alive
<T2norway> duracell™
#311229* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> A Nightmare on Elm Street was an inside job. WAKE. UP. PEOPLE!
#311228* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her.  I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years.
#311227* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
.:%InvictusZero:. power works directionally and denying such is unamerican
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. Wouldn't power also be able to work rotationally?
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. I mean, technically speaking, power can (do) work in any manner.
.:%InvictusZero:. you seem to be unaware of what's going on
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. No I'm perfectly aware of what's going on, I'm just a smartass.
#311226* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Errol> czech, have you tried Krita?
<Errol> https://krita.org/en/
<CzechDeath> nope just weed
<CzechDeath> OH
#311225* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< ptz0> where art thou Prince, to sooth this sense of vexness
Prince_ [653cd291@gateway/web/freenode/ip.] has joined ##c
< ptz0> oh jesus that worked
#311223* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> What the hell does the trail behind the nyan cat in your editor represent?
#311222* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> now you should learn French
<&T2norway> french? NOOO?!?!?!?
<~LexPro> it's just English in a funny accent ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
<&T2norway> oohhhh
<&T2norway> >just >english >funny >accent
<&T2norway> i already have that
<&T2norway> pls
<~LexPro> okay
<~LexPro> it's just English in a drunk accent
<~LexPro> oh wait
<~LexPro> that's English
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