QDB: Quote #311496
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This quote has been fermenting for 9 months and has been voted on 13 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 21.2% chance of being approved.

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<Corn> No
<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober
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