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This quote has been fermenting for 4 months and has been voted on 17 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 54.5% chance of being approved.

#311513* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<haq_> yo if your shit doesn't have a seizure warning on it i'm not interested
<haq_> i don't care if it's a video game, a television show, or a bag of candy
<haq_> that's my new standard
<haq_> 'may cause undesired or harmful neural function'
<custo> hahahaha
<zeph_> "Sir, it's a toilet."
<zeph_> "WhAT KIND OF HARMFUL EFFECTS WILL THIS PRODUCT HAVE ON MY CHILD??"
<haq_> i'm getting ready to watch '10 HOURS BANNED CARTOON SEGMENT' on youtube with one of these noninvasive cranial magnetic stimulator hats and a pile of Alf-shaped pills I found in my great uncle's old guitar case
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