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#311238* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla.
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<*> Eshan has joined
<Eshan> ughhhh dear christ how’s everyone doing
<*> Tumbra is now known as Dear_Christ
<Dear_Christ> everyone's doing fine
<*> Dear_Christ is now known as Everyone
<Everyone> I'm doing fine!
<*> Everyone is now known as Tumbra
<Eshan> wow
<Eshan> That was commitment, nicely done Tumbra xD
Comment: #nssport @ irc.esper.net (NationStates' sport roleplay discussion channel)
#311231* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me
#311230* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex>Queen at 90
<Lex> >why is she still alive
<T2norway> duracell™
#311228* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her.  I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years.
#311227* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
.:%InvictusZero:. power works directionally and denying such is unamerican
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. Wouldn't power also be able to work rotationally?
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. I mean, technically speaking, power can (do) work in any manner.
.:%InvictusZero:. you seem to be unaware of what's going on
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. No I'm perfectly aware of what's going on, I'm just a smartass.
#311225* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< ptz0> where art thou Prince, to sooth this sense of vexness
Prince_ [653cd291@gateway/web/freenode/ip.101.60.210.145] has joined ##c
< ptz0> oh jesus that worked
#311223* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> What the hell does the trail behind the nyan cat in your editor represent?
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<~LexPro> now you should learn French
<&T2norway> french? NOOO?!?!?!?
<~LexPro> it's just English in a funny accent ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
<&T2norway> oohhhh
<&T2norway> >just >english >funny >accent
<&T2norway> i already have that
<&T2norway> pls
<~LexPro> okay
<~LexPro> it's just English in a drunk accent
<~LexPro> oh wait
<~LexPro> that's English
#311219* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
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<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look
<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>>
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent
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< korozion> what did the switch with a broken fan say?
< korozion> "it burns when IP"
< scorbutus> keep that shit on facebook
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<LadiesMan> I played metal slug x and I happen to know that aliens DID help the nazis
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<&Fazer> "In 2001, Argentina had 5 presidents in just 10 days."
<&Fazer> argentina snälla
<&Fazer> no wonder why you didn't get those islands
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<schwepps> we had to run the p.c off home generators powered by horse
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<relyks> you're a girl?
<realz> everyone on the internet is a boy
<littlestsquid> Yeah I'm a girl
<relyks> oh
<littlestsquid> Yeah everyone else is a boy
<ari5av> I once found a girl on IRC
<ari5av> but I didn't believe she was a girl
<ari5av> so I had to marry her to make sure.
Comment: Girls on IRC
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<king_crimson> has cuckbot learned anything new?
<cuckbot> i learned how to banish lust with tantric masterbation
Comment: cuckbot is a pyborg bot
#311208* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<t12> my dad wins at potrero hill community meeting aggroness
<t12> he went to one and stood up, interrupted
<t12> said heres the address of a crackhouse
<t12> if you guys dont raid it and shut it down
<t12> i'll go to it myself
<t12> they're like "those are armed dangerous people!"
<t12> he's like "i'm a combat vereran! I've killed thousands of people already"
<t12> "if you dont go clean it up you'll find youself in the weird position of protecting crackheads from me"
<t12> they did in fact shut the house down
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<osuka_> ShaRose I meant 140000 united stateses
<ShaRose> osuka_ then it's only a problem if you've got any oil
<osuka_> Fuck how do I get rid of it then
<ShaRose> be white
<osuka_> I assume my nationality makes me mexican regardless of skin color?
<ShaRose> how white are you
<osuka_> white enough that I wouldn't get shot by the police
<ShaRose> osuka_ describe what would happen if you are on a street. you see a police officer next to you, and a black man on the other side of the street. you grab the gun out of the officer's holster and shoot the black man on the other side of the street.
<ShaRose> if he high fives you, you are white enough
<osuka_> ShaRose he grabs the weapon from my hand and shoots the man again
<osuka_> then high fives me
<ShaRose> congrats you are white enough
#311206* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<digitalcircuit> Would someone mind doing a "/me" message, preferably long?  Trying to screenshot a new feature...
-*- digitalcircuit realizes that most of the cases where he'd find coloring nicks in action messages useful involve story-based IRC channels with tons of actions.. and it could be rude to take a random snippet of chat and make it public.
-*- TC01 wonders if the above /me message was not sufficiently long enough for a test of this feature but decides the best way he can find that out is by asking the question as part of an obnoxiously long /me message, thus killing two birds with one stone (at least hopefully) although this will make the screenshot kind of strange... oh well.
-*- genii prepares a Note To People Who Drive Cars: When letting someone out of the car on the curb side, pull up to the curb instead of making your passenger open the door into the bicycle lane and nearly killing cyclists. This usually results in irate, often injured cyclists and car passengers, property damage, vehicle damage, stares from pedestrians, and insurance rate hikes. This is if the collision goes well.
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17:43:59 <GenteelBen> Ugh I can't find the photo.
17:44:07 <GenteelBen> The ONE TIME I look for gay porn and I can't find it.
Comment: ##chat on freenode
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<majic> "Pachyderm (YC W15) is hiding a lead Node.js or Rails engineer"
<majic> Well give him back!
#311202* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Mike1: I just got asked why we aren't doing snapchat for our android developer show.
Mike2: ugh I flatly said no to a school group project using Whatsapp to communicate instead of Gmail/Hangouts
Mike2: why? because it's stupid to do that!
Mike2: really requires explanation ?
Mike1: There's two classes of ppl with these things now.
Mike1: Our devs are not doing face swaps, they are coding face swaps
Mike1: What was the argument for what's app
Mike2: Are ppl out of their minds?
Mike2: It's just what they use for fun therefore they use it for work too uh, no
Mike1: Did I tell you we have 4 messaging apps in the office, because people refuse to move from there's to the one that was mandated Skype
Mike2: well skype does suck
Mike2: but so does fragmentation
Mike1: And the managers are the worst offenders. One is on hangouts, one is on slack and one is on aim
Mike2: hahaha
Mike2: aim
Mike2: ouch
Mike2: fire him/her first
Mike2: using aim/aol is like calling dibbs on a pack of pampers
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<@rhelmot> hello everybody
<@rhelmot> zardus mentioned a bit earlier that I was working on a new interface for search strategies
in path groups
<@rhelmot> but the interface got a little more broad than that and "strategies" no longer encompasses
the behavior of it
<@rhelmot> so, in a piece of commentary on the existential meaningless of all this work, I'd like to
rename it to "otiegnqwvk", at the suggestion of fish
<@rhelmot> would anyone be strongly opposed to having an interface named otiegnqwvk
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<DrDM> So, when worshipping the Random Number Goddess, d20 is Unitarian, while GURPS is Trinitarian?
<Celti> Sure. d20 has all those lesser saints mucking things up, though: the d4, Patron Die of Magic; the d6, Patron Die of Rogues, and the d10, Patron Die of Swordsmen.
<Celti> GURPS may be Trinitarian, but it's *pure* about it.
<DrDM> You forgot the Patron Die of Rage, the d12, so named because of the emotion it inspires when it inevitably fails to stop rolling.
<DrDM> The thing I like most about "GURPS is Trinitarian" is that each of the individual dice involved are meaningless without the other two -- it really *is* a "three-that-are-one" *thing*.
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<HalfNote6>Dear Autocorrect: "Everytime" is an adjective, and only suitable for bad advertizing slogans. STOP correcting "every time" to "everytime" EVERY TIME!
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