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#311270* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<phos1> I get permisson denied now if i try to run drush status, so what owner / group should that have?
<graper> probably need 755
<graper> or +x
<graper> i'm old so I'm used to numbers
<charginghawk> why chmod if you can't do it with emojis?
<thechanceg> hahaha. oh god... please no.
Comment: #drupal channel
#311268* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Covarr_Work> I've got rabbits and dildos aplenty / I've got bullets and buttplugs galore
<+Covarr_Work> You want dildos? I've got twenty / But who cares? No big deal. I want moooooooore
<+Covarr_Work> I wanna be where the weiners are
<+Covarr_Work> I wanna feel / wanna feel 'em in me
<+Covarr_Work> humping along on a… what's that word again? COCK
<+Covarr_Work> touchin' yourself you don't get too far
<+Covarr_Work> dicks are required for fuckin', ridin'
<+Covarr_Work> strokin' a guy 'til he, what's the word
<+Covarr_Work> CUMS
#311267* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<LordTina> I might be but at the moment my body is complaining loudly about awkwardly moving about 100 pounds of crap
<Kmmnderkoala> ...
<Kmmnderkoala> Oh
<Kmmnderkoala> Not literal crap?
<Kmmnderkoala> OOOH THE BED
<Kmmnderkoala> Sssshhh it's basically midnight
<LordTina> LMAO
#311266* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dragonite> i solved a code problem on the toilet
#311265* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Mahboison> This sounds like the plot of an anime starring Shakespeare and Drake
<Mahboison> Thou used to contact me on thy cellular device
#311263* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<madpotter> - -- - - -  -- - - - - -people below this line make no sense - -- -
<Iceflame> There is no line.
<madpotter> - -- - - -  -- - - - - -people above this line make no sense - -- -
#311262* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zoomerz> you know whats really good, baking with breast milk. use it for cakes muffins waffles and just general drinking
<zoomerz> theres this fat black lady i pay for her breastmilk and it is quite amazing
#311261* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?!
#311260* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> so
<Ahrotahntee> ugh, who has the dunce cap? It's my turn to wear it
<Ahrotahntee> problem with exchange, the error message in event viewer literally tells me word-for-word what to do about it
<Ahrotahntee> had I bothered to read it
<BytesAndCoffee> after...4 months, i can log in to exchange on my phone
<BytesAndCoffee> it was a combination of a missing AD object in my account, and inheritance being disabled
<PSPM|13fca> Ahrotahntee, evidently it was mine today
<luketheduke1> When I first started here, I didn't have a computer for half a week
* PSPM|13fca hands over dunce cap to Ahrotahntee
<Ahrotahntee> PSPM|13fca: hand it over
<Ahrotahntee> thank you
(Ahrotahntee and BytesAndCoffee are in the same office)
#311259* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<td512> !finger bend3r
<bend3r> oh yah, right in the i/o
#311258* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< astrid> just leave
< Pentium_> ur not my mom
< astrid> no, i would not have carried you to term
Comment: bolix
#311254* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
fHiL: i picked up a book for the first time in a while, and i realized how bad my laptop is, if the fucking book runs faster...
#311253* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<m4221> Name the most recent programming, not scripting, language you have used!  GO!
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: Assembly
<BytesAndCoffee> my own Assembly ISA in fact
<BytesAndCoffee> getrekt
<m4221> BytesAndCoffee: damn you
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: https://github.com/BytesAndCoffee/QuadShot/blob/stable/BUBBLE2.drip
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
#311252* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest
#311248* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AceOfTricks> I offered him a beer in game and he was like ... I'm under age.
<nacht> .............
<nacht> I was totally that kid in 9th grade
<AceOfTricks> He has super anime sword that talks.
<AceOfTricks> That is his class.
<nacht> Ok I wasn't that kid
#311246* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MoikeLap> the E7450 was never designed with datacenter work in mind
<MoikeLap> apparently they can't withstand the rigors of being jammed under a 4U Sun server and used as a lever to line up rack-mount earholes
#311245* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nacht> I sold body armor in a rite aid parking lot yesterday.
<Naraka> I love everything about that.
<nacht> Ohio ftw
<nacht> Are you a felon? No? Here buy this AK and 2000 rounds out of my trunk.
#311243* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Thero> Fressco 1 - IcoLove 0
<@Fresco> lol Thero
<@Fresco> you missed that joke
<@Fresco> Fresco 1 - Ico Love
#311241* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?
#311239* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Trivia> 1. Category: History : Which nation was led by Genghis Khan?
<~laks> mongolia
<~laks> mongol empire
<+Trivia> Hint: the  ****** *
<&T2norway> hva
<~laks> the mongol s
<+Trivia> Hint: the  m***** *
<&T2norway> haha
<~laks> trivia snälla
<&T2norway> double space?
<~laks> the mongol i
<~laks> uhhh
<+Trivia> Hint: the  m***** s
<~laks> the  mongol s
<+Trivia> Winner: laks; Answer: the  mongol s; Time: 40.863s; Streak: 1; Points: 1; Total: 76
Comment: Rizon's Trivia bot being dumb... again
#311238* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla.
#311232* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<*> Eshan has joined
<Eshan> ughhhh dear christ how’s everyone doing
<*> Tumbra is now known as Dear_Christ
<Dear_Christ> everyone's doing fine
<*> Dear_Christ is now known as Everyone
<Everyone> I'm doing fine!
<*> Everyone is now known as Tumbra
<Eshan> wow
<Eshan> That was commitment, nicely done Tumbra xD
Comment: #nssport @ irc.esper.net (NationStates' sport roleplay discussion channel)
#311231* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me
#311230* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex>Queen at 90
<Lex> >why is she still alive
<T2norway> duracell™
#311228* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her.  I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years.
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