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#311262* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zoomerz> you know whats really good, baking with breast milk. use it for cakes muffins waffles and just general drinking
<zoomerz> theres this fat black lady i pay for her breastmilk and it is quite amazing
#311261* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ilikemeat> supertuna: wha'tcha doin?
<supertuna> ilikemeat: practicing my psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> (yeah right, psychic powers? like that's real...)
<supertuna> ilikemeat: i know what you're thinking, my psychic powers aren't real, blah blah blah.
<ilikemeat> (omg he does have psychic powers, wth-
<supertuna> ilikemeat: 20 years.
<ilikemeat> how long has he been training f) OH MY GOD I'M
<supertuna> ilikemeat: telling all your friends, don't tell them and i'll give you psychic powers.
<ilikemeat> TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS! wait nvm. i don't even care lol
* 1 day later
<ilikemeat> supertuna: i know what you're thinking, oh no, i lost my powers.
<supertuna> WHERE ARE MY POWERS?!
#311260* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> so
<Ahrotahntee> ugh, who has the dunce cap? It's my turn to wear it
<Ahrotahntee> problem with exchange, the error message in event viewer literally tells me word-for-word what to do about it
<Ahrotahntee> had I bothered to read it
<BytesAndCoffee> after...4 months, i can log in to exchange on my phone
<BytesAndCoffee> it was a combination of a missing AD object in my account, and inheritance being disabled
<PSPM|13fca> Ahrotahntee, evidently it was mine today
<luketheduke1> When I first started here, I didn't have a computer for half a week
* PSPM|13fca hands over dunce cap to Ahrotahntee
<Ahrotahntee> PSPM|13fca: hand it over
<Ahrotahntee> thank you
(Ahrotahntee and BytesAndCoffee are in the same office)
#311259* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<td512> !finger bend3r
<bend3r> oh yah, right in the i/o
#311258* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< astrid> just leave
< Pentium_> ur not my mom
< astrid> no, i would not have carried you to term
Comment: bolix
#311254* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
fHiL: i picked up a book for the first time in a while, and i realized how bad my laptop is, if the fucking book runs faster...
#311253* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<m4221> Name the most recent programming, not scripting, language you have used!  GO!
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: Assembly
<BytesAndCoffee> my own Assembly ISA in fact
<BytesAndCoffee> getrekt
<m4221> BytesAndCoffee: damn you
<BytesAndCoffee> m4221: https://github.com/BytesAndCoffee/QuadShot/blob/stable/BUBBLE2.drip
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
#311252* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest
#311248* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AceOfTricks> I offered him a beer in game and he was like ... I'm under age.
<nacht> .............
<nacht> I was totally that kid in 9th grade
<AceOfTricks> He has super anime sword that talks.
<AceOfTricks> That is his class.
<nacht> Ok I wasn't that kid
#311246* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MoikeLap> the E7450 was never designed with datacenter work in mind
<MoikeLap> apparently they can't withstand the rigors of being jammed under a 4U Sun server and used as a lever to line up rack-mount earholes
#311245* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nacht> I sold body armor in a rite aid parking lot yesterday.
<Naraka> I love everything about that.
<nacht> Ohio ftw
<nacht> Are you a felon? No? Here buy this AK and 2000 rounds out of my trunk.
#311243* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Thero> Fressco 1 - IcoLove 0
<@Fresco> lol Thero
<@Fresco> you missed that joke
<@Fresco> Fresco 1 - Ico Love
<+Thero> GODDAMNIT
#311241* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?
#311239* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Trivia> 1. Category: History : Which nation was led by Genghis Khan?
<~laks> mongolia
<~laks> mongol empire
<+Trivia> Hint: the  ****** *
<&T2norway> hva
<~laks> the mongol s
<+Trivia> Hint: the  m***** *
<&T2norway> haha
<~laks> trivia snälla
<&T2norway> double space?
<~laks> the mongol i
<~laks> uhhh
<+Trivia> Hint: the  m***** s
<~laks> the  mongol s
<+Trivia> Winner: laks; Answer: the  mongol s; Time: 40.863s; Streak: 1; Points: 1; Total: 76
Comment: Rizon's Trivia bot being dumb... again
#311238* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Brought> iceiceice : ice ice baby
<iceiceice> Brought, if you say my name too many times you might reduce the temperature in the room :p
<Brought> :O
<doppel> hehe
<Brought> Should we increase temperature first?
<iceiceice> how can we do that :)
<Brought> It's very easy, just improvise
<doppel> if you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it
<doppel> check out the beat while the dj revolves it
<iceiceice> oh god
<iceiceice> good thing i have to go anyways
<Brought> :O
<doppel> see ya
<doppel> stay cool
<doppel> brought: you know, for having such a cool name, iceiceice seemed rather vanilla.
<Brought> It's very ice ice baby of him, doppel.
<doppel> wrong vanilla.
#311232* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<*> Eshan has joined
<Eshan> ughhhh dear christ how’s everyone doing
<*> Tumbra is now known as Dear_Christ
<Dear_Christ> everyone's doing fine
<*> Dear_Christ is now known as Everyone
<Everyone> I'm doing fine!
<*> Everyone is now known as Tumbra
<Eshan> wow
<Eshan> That was commitment, nicely done Tumbra xD
Comment: #nssport @ irc.esper.net (NationStates' sport roleplay discussion channel)
#311231* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<spyhermit> but then I forget, diblo's not really into humans
<Diablo> wat
<Diablo> wat is diblo into
<spyhermit> aliens.
<origamania> furries
<Diablo> "red fruit"
<origamania> so sunburnt gay men
<Diablo> oh darn
<origamania> lol
<Diablo> brb
<Diablo> I'll go wash off the sin you guys put on me
#311230* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex>Queen at 90
<Lex> >why is she still alive
<T2norway> duracell™
#311228* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MagisterQuis> So, I had an interview Sunday night.
< MagisterQuis> At 11:30pm.
< MagisterQuis> With a very giggly recruiter girl.
< MagisterQuis> Who has a thing for hackers.
< MagisterQuis> And who asked if I was single.
< MagisterQuis> I'm not, as it turns out, and neither is she (though she's dating a hacker).
< MagisterQuis> Joke's on her.  I'm fat and haven't shaved or got a haircut in years.
#311227* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
.:%InvictusZero:. power works directionally and denying such is unamerican
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. Wouldn't power also be able to work rotationally?
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. I mean, technically speaking, power can (do) work in any manner.
.:%InvictusZero:. you seem to be unaware of what's going on
.:Zed_Porygon-Z:. No I'm perfectly aware of what's going on, I'm just a smartass.
#311223* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<solemnwarning> What the hell does the trail behind the nyan cat in your editor represent?
#311222* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> now you should learn French
<&T2norway> french? NOOO?!?!?!?
<~LexPro> it's just English in a funny accent ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
<&T2norway> oohhhh
<&T2norway> >just >english >funny >accent
<&T2norway> i already have that
<&T2norway> pls
<~LexPro> okay
<~LexPro> it's just English in a drunk accent
<~LexPro> oh wait
<~LexPro> that's English
#311219* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
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<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall
<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look
<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>>
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH
<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent
bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
#311218* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< korozion> what did the switch with a broken fan say?
< korozion> "it burns when IP"
< scorbutus> keep that shit on facebook
#311216* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<LadiesMan> I played metal slug x and I happen to know that aliens DID help the nazis
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