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<JFK911> try this out sometime
<JFK911> the propane regulator fits on an acetylene bottle
<JFK911> this should make everything just work better
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<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<Kawa> This is truth.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?
<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.
<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude.
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<GreyMaria> fucking timezones, how do they work?
<Kawa> When one timezone loves another timezone very much...
<Kawa> (and I do mean VERY much)
<Marzen64> They have sex and create jetlag.
<Kawa> Yes, thank you Matt.
<GreyMaria> That... explains...
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is it just a law of nature: the person who could most quickly complete a given project necessarily works on some other, more important project
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<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time
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Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :')
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<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
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<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felonyComment: Bob is a bot
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<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to jcjordyn120
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<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better.
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<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> yet powerful!
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<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
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<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase
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(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or MicrosoftComment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
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«~Lex» omg I've been using Microsoft Word all day and I JUST TRIED TO SAVE MY WORK ON IRC
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<sun[BEAM]> ·· Raccoon ·· german?
<sun[BEAM]> or Eng
<sun[BEAM]> whats the main language here
<+Raccoon> The main language on the Internet is English.
<+Raccoon> You lost WWII.
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<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees
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<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get
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<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Talgie> and beat it
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
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<Elleo> Snap election announced for 8th of June :/
<Elleo> can we just elect an AI?
<Elleo> preferably either the one that said "You look like a thing and I love you" or the one that invented the "Crimm Grunk Garlic Creas" recipe
<Mr_T> what about that one that proposed putting humans in people zoos?
<Mr_T> I'd like to hear more about that
<Elleo> I think that one won in the US
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<@Dom`> fucking JS and JS frameworks
<@Dom`> I don't know what I should do after this project
<@Rjx> yeah and webpack/babel/npm/grunt/loleverything
<@Rjx> write an emulator
<@Rjx> pretty good exercise imo
<@Dom`> nah, I need some money
<@Rjx> write an emulator and suck some dicks
<@Dom`> that'll do
<@Rjx> a glory hole would help
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«~T2norway» french people dont ask questions
«~T2norway» they demand answers
«~Lex» do you know what the french word for "ask" is
«~T2norway» A M A Z I N G
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<Zo> Then again I'd eat a tarantula leg for money, so I'm not one to base picky standards on, my selection of companionship excluded, of course.
<Talgie> As in present company we must taste a certain way?
<Zo> No, although I'm sure you taste just fine, Talgie, stop being self conscious
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<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this companyComment: they work at red hat
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<MissMini> Omg autocorrect i locw uou
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jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
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