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#311321* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Jonimus: i have jackbox
Jonimus: bought it for when alto was visiting
Riddla: You dirty bastard
Riddla: lol
Jonimus: ;)
Riddla: I mean streaming it sure
Riddla: But actually PLAYING IT
Riddla: With someone ELSE
Riddla: That's a bit much
Jonimus: it's actually pretty fun for parties
Jonimus: we played it at stuntpenguins a couple of times when he had company over
Riddla: Who *are* you
#311320* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< segher> law: hi!  do you know anything more about 78438?  is it a regression, etc.
< law> it's marked as a regression and appears to be a codegen issue.  I haven't looked at it in any depth
< law> mostly trying to identify bugs which match those two criteria and put them into the P1 bucket so that everyone doesn't have to troll the P3 list to find a high value target to work on
< segher> right :-)  thanks
< law> also put the fortran, graphite, go and oddball target stuff into P4 :-)
< segher> and gcj into WONTFIX
< law> hopefully that allows us to be more efficient than last year when none of this happened until after christmas
< law> yea, gcj/libjava get special treatment as well
< segher> sad to see it go, not sad to see it gone
Comment: #gcc
#311318* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fazer> .t 生命总不会只充满悲伤
<Internets> [t] [from zh-CHS] Life not only full of sorrow
<laks> why are you drug dealing with the Chinese now
<Fazer> i'm not
<laks> lies
<laks> what are you doing
<Fazer> i'm noodle-dealing
<laks> I guess you could say
<laks> you’re selling
<laks> pot noodles
<Fazer> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#311317* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<teratoma> i know the original gimp and gnu widget toolkit guys, even they dont use linux on the desktop anymore
#311313* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@itszn> Only 53 days, 8 hours, 34 min, and 15 seconds until Christmas
<@xerphn> im already looking forward to the one after that
#311312* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
fHiL: i guess i was lucky enough to be born
fHiL: anything past that is just extra shit
#311311* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Thero> not available on iphone sadly
<@Dom`> it's on android
<@Dom`> haha
<@Dom`> wait no
<@Dom`> "Your device isn't compatible with this version"
<@Dom`> :(
#311308* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Curtis E. Flush: every question on yahoo answers should have this included: "Update: Please note that I don't particularly care if you have any skepticism or critique regarding my motive(s)."
#311307* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<blooperreel> everyone seems to be playing that new demo that came out
<blooperreel> pokemon S&M
<blooperreel> sounds so R-rated
<Sakori> safe word is pecha berry
* Shiro-- used bind ( ???? ???? ????)
<blooperreel> 50 shades of pokemon
<Bobbo> *squirtle squirtle*
<blooperreel> definitely did not see that one coming bobbo
<Bobbo> And that's how you get pink eye, blooperreel.
<blooperreel> and that's tmi
#311306* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Limes> man
<Limes> this ddos is real
<hawk> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<hawk> what ddos
<hawk> wtf netflix won't load
<Talgie> that ddos hawk
#311305* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mattbox> someone give me twitter's IP
<hal9002> 192.168.1.1
<Talgie> twitter has my ip?
<hal9002> ya
<Talgie> gimme back my ip twitter D:<
#311303* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Iridium> "Breaking News: UK security agencies unlawfully collected data for decade"
<Iridium> lol DID THEY REALLY NOW.
<monotone> spot of blather
<monotone> no wait
<monotone> let me go again
<monotone> Surveil Row
<monotone> there it is
<PlanetDollar> nice
#311300* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@gzip> still early
<@gzip> pentium4 on IDE disk only takes 10,000 years tocompile a mykernel
<@freq> still, that's really good drive life
<@gzip> ya
<@gzip> 60GB western digital
* freq buys one
<@gzip> nice
Comment: devoid
#311298* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<d4> Oh thanks I only have the file from 2014-12
<d4> Is... is that list of changes... in Comic Fkng Sans?  (ಠ益ಠ)
<mrk> Yes, ACORD send their notifications in Comic Sans, in 2016.
<tcal> They want to maintain their normal level of professionalism I assume.
<d4> Oh dear. If only it were possible to stab a company in the face over the internet.
<mrk> Road trip?
#311297* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Chow>: Im eating carrots and spinach
<Chow>: My diet is 80% vegetables
<RedFire1>: i'm playing Contra and Mario Bros.
<RedFire1>: my diet is 80% 8-bit.
#311296* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Eric> Gtg I have do do my homework
<Eric> Ill do it later
:: Eric has changed nick to: quit
<quit> Fuck
Comment: Espernet#spacex
#311293* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<st> sounds like it's behaving like an optimizing compiler
<ma> it's php. the only thing optimizing about this is it shortens the wall time between my shots
#311290* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<monoxane> Americans fail geography
<Khelpw> Yeah, generally it isn't our strong suit
<Khelpw> basically the map looks like this - New york, California, texas somewhere in the middle, florida's the donger thing and everything else is just corn and cows. Down south is where the folks come from who take our jobs, further than that and it's all the amazon rain forest or some shit
<Khelpw> up north we've got polite folks who care a bit much about hockey, maple syrup and mooses. and across the pond is a whole gaggle of "???" that doesn't really matter except that they all owe us money for being the best country in the world
Comment: Freenode ##sysadmin-casual
#311288* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jzk> the IT industry just makes the degeneration into fascism far too easy
#311287* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gnol> idk i never really notice height?
<gnol> i mean i dont date ppl under like 6'2" but thats just a coincedence probably
#311285* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MikeSpears> I got better performance with my Asus N66U than that thing
<MikeSpears> sorry, N66R (the U is the same but yea...)
<MikeSpears> can you figure out why I don't like that model number?
<xe0n> yeah
<xe0n> nigger
<MikeSpears> I was trying to not say that
Comment: Freenode ##sysadmin-casual
#311284* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jeph> i just made soem potatoes and eggs w/ poblano peppers for my daily meal
<jeph> i kinda dumped the cayenne pepper into the potatoes. on my hand and then in the potatoes....
<jeph> perhaps you can see where this is going...
<jeph> while they cooked, i figured o'd go pee real quick in the bathroom.
<jeph> did my bznz...
<jeph> all of a sudden my dick starts burning
<jeph> im like damn wtf! what have I done!?
<jeph> not realizing its the cayenne pepper
<jeph> so im like, wow this really burns, ill put some aloe lotion on my junk to sooth it
<jeph> all this does is spread it around and open up the pores
<jeph> and then my shit starts being like bawwwwwwwwwww your dick is on fire jeff!
<jeph> i gotta run off the stove...
<jeph> take a shower.
<jeph> the hot water makes it feel worse
<jeph> im already forseeing my trip to the e.r.
<jeph> soap.
<jeph> lots of soap
<jeph> and evrything is ok again. and it made me actually shower today.
<jeph> so
<jeph> but
<jeph> damn
<jeph> just damn, never felt that feeling before
<jeph> i didnt realize it was the cayenne at first
<jeph> i was like. well havent got laid in a month and a half it cant be any VD
<jeph> maybe prostate cancer
<jeph> maybe, my hernia surgery reapirs blew out
<jeph> or mayeb i disconncted my pee tube from my dick
<jeph> and im just peeing into my ballsack
<jeph> without any way to disprove this i set about trying to force a pee
<jeph> not having to pee i just my balls burning more
<jeph> which made me thnk o no the pee is going into my sack
<jeph> so then i chugged a bunch of water
<jeph> and pee'd , to my sweet relief.
<jeph> about then i thought, well it has to have been the cayenne
<jeph> and did the soap thing to save the day
#311281* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hobbes> You know what they say
<hobbes> You are what you eat
<Greth> That makes sense in a channel full of dicks and assholes.
#311277* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Fyhlen | I'll be there for the American Vacuum Society annual meeting.
+Ghostdivision | ... that doesn't sound fun at all
&Kota | wow
&Kota | that sounds like it'll suck
+RhekarPhone | it sounds like it'd suck
#311274* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< rsaarelm> I noticed bash.org has been removing some of the old quotes.
< rsaarelm> bash,org∕?777977 This one's gone now.
<@gwern> rsaarelm: I wonder why. if it was by anonymous, there can hardly have been a copyright takedown, and some mild profanity is not enough to censor it
< CoJaBo> gwern: They broke their database
< rsaarelm> Another gone one. bash,org∕?794379
< CoJaBo> Every quote with non-ASCII characters is gone
<@gwern> CoJaBo: why haven't they fixed it?
< CoJaBo> I submitted a quote telling them to fix their quotes, but it's been awaiting moderation for over a year now
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