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#311179* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mikespears> my last girlfriend was 29
<valesi> wow
<mikespears> the one before that was 27
<blazeme8> ghz?
#311178* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@snk> there are many knowledgeable nerds on freenode. their favorite activity is informing others of their knowledge against those other's will.
#311177* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<acidjazz> what was it you were saying you found in vim?
<oclet> if you open a new blank vim as root and type :w! /etc/shadow it will show an ansi fireworks show
#311176* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gholms> Is it just me or does winload set itself as the default every single time it boots?
<fenrus02> what's winload?
<gholms> windows's bootloader
<fenrus02> oh.  just you.  i dont have that malware ;)
Comment: #fedora-devel
#311175* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<asterick> Sadly, the custom slack emoji for chloroform we have in our work slack is not standard across the internet.
#311172* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Aule|Away> Chocolate chip cookie dough poptarts make me nostalgic.
<@Aule|Away> Sometimes when I eat them, my first thought will literally be "This tastes like Super Mario Sunshine"
#311171* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<RGize_re_reborn> I don´t trust pregnant women...because i feel like they are hiding something from me
#311168* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< eightyeight> the trick is convincing my family _why_ they need end-to-end encrypted communication
< eightyeight> seriously, if it even comes remotely close to a discussion about security or privacy, they shrug their shoulders with "I don't have anything to hide anyway. lolololol"
< eightyeight> i've always responded with "Well, then let me see you naked."
< eightyeight> hasn't worked yet
< eightyeight> :)
#311167* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<cyandroid> my arm is sore
<Celti> my me is sore
<LannisterMobile> My wallet is sore
<Celti> My wallet is long past sore and is in intensive care at the hospital
<Celti> Only it's a shitty hospital that doesn't give a shit about wallets without any money or insurance
<Celti> So they're ignoring it and letting it malinger and die unnoticed
<Celti> Eventually it will get cremated with two dozen other un-cared-for wallets in a mass cremation and dumped in an anonymous grave
#311165* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< rk> is it better to learn to code using c?
< Love4Boobies> When comparing something to something else ("better"), it makes sense to mention what it is you're comparing.
< Saparok> rk: it's better than diving head-first into the grand canyon without a parachute.
< Saparok> but surprisingly analogous.
Comment: freenode ##c
#311164* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> wow Rex cum Japan languages do they speak
<&T2norway> why do I come back to that message
#311163* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Jigsy pulls out a Lawyer and a 12 inch Subpeona.
#311161* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kunwon1> It is one of two robotic drone ships used by SpaceX for its rocket landing attempts, the second of which is named "Just Read the Instructions." The ship titles honor legendary sci-fi author Iain M. Banks; both are names of sentient, planet-sized Culture starships that first appear in Banks' "The Player of Games," according to Tor.com.
<Elench> They aren't really planet sized except in crew capacity
<evolv> Elench, kind of like my balls
#311159* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&NekoBrianFangirl> I wouldn't even know that Azerbaijan existed without Eurovision
<&NekoBrianFangirl> ALSO
<&NekoBrianFangirl> Spelt it right first try
<&NekoBrianFangirl> BOOM! Proof Eurovision is educational
#311157* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< feliks_> is there a way to generate code and execute it without breaking C89 standards?
< feliks_> i mean like casting some memory that the program wrote to a function pointer and calling it
< kate> nope. C's just not that kind of language
< rump> and she's just not that kind of girl
< rump> .. until 2 drinks
#311155* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Microchip> zsh: command not found: emacs
<Microchip> ^ This explains why I have free space.
#311154* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<urs> Any polish native speakers here? Google translate tells me that "śmierć, kutas, zniszczenie" means "death, dick, destruction".
<urs> But I'm not sure if that is supposed to be a praise or a curse.
#311152* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> yo
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> get to work fellas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=NP
10:55 AM <•jclishman> N=1
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=(1)P
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=P
10:56 AM <•jclishman> done
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> Call the clay institute!
10:56 AM <•jclishman> wheres my nobel prize
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> jclishman: there isn't one
10:56 AM <•jclishman> shit
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> it's a $1.000.000 prize
10:56 AM <•jclishman> oh, thats good enough then i suppose
Comment: #SpaceX on Espernet
#311150* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FeelingBetterKingdom> Jesus. We need to play a game called Guess TriKingdoms IQ
* @LexPro rolls a dice
#311149* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(after moderating a user)
< gumi> wushin, you don't have to read, you know?
< wushin> I'll get that craved on my tombstone
< gumi> and your IRC client has a nifty feature called ignore
< wushin> I know but I have to scroll past kick to get there
#311145* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+lcy> talking to a 41 year old guy on tinder
< dialeth> is it your dad
<+lcy> no my dad is 48
< dialeth> oh ok
< tso> yeah that's not weird or anything
#311144* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Synthaxx> o/
<+Waffle> Synthaxx: <thePatchyBeard> tell Synthaxx Waffle is confused " Length: 40s 12m " when describing a YouTube vid
<@Synthaxx> .tell thePatchyBeard I though Americans liked their units the wrong way around?
#311139* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<exio4> between Java, PHP and C#, I would go to C#
<TCH1> exio4: between Java, PHP and c# i would go for a janitor job :P
<exio4> lol
<DarkUranium> TCH1, LOL
<MinceR> lol
<TCH1> why
<TCH1> the toilets contains less shit than these
#311136* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
KKCryptic: !define tako
ArchiBoT: Japanese for "octopus"
KKCryptic: Yes
KKCryptic: !define takoyaki
ArchiBoT: Grilled dumpling with a bite of octopus(A Japanese food, famous in Osaka(( the 2nd largest city in jpn))
KKCryptic: takoyaki is amazing
RA2lover: !define dumpling
ArchiBoT: A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.
#311135* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<eevee> gamedevelopment.txt  [twitter link, reading: "i have fixed a single bug: finding a secret will no longer cause 4918 cyberdemons to spawn"]
<Strife89> eevee: I'm snickering as I picture an attempt to count them
<Strife89> *BOOM* one thousand thirty-four *BOOT* one thousand thirty-five ...
<Strife89> s/BOOT/BOOM/
<Strife89> Though BOOT would be conceivably valid if that was a Duke Nukem 3D map
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