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#311158* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<alfie> okay i'm gonna stop searching for quotes from zofrex now :P
<zofrex> I actually sincerely regret some of the shit on here
<zofrex> not the wikipedia one though. that one is great.
Comment: #securifucks @ freenode
#311157* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< feliks_> is there a way to generate code and execute it without breaking C89 standards?
< feliks_> i mean like casting some memory that the program wrote to a function pointer and calling it
< kate> nope. C's just not that kind of language
< rump> and she's just not that kind of girl
< rump> .. until 2 drinks
#311155* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Microchip> zsh: command not found: emacs
<Microchip> ^ This explains why I have free space.
#311154* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<urs> Any polish native speakers here? Google translate tells me that "śmierć, kutas, zniszczenie" means "death, dick, destruction".
<urs> But I'm not sure if that is supposed to be a praise or a curse.
#311152* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> yo
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> get to work fellas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=NP
10:55 AM <•jclishman> N=1
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=(1)P
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=P
10:56 AM <•jclishman> done
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> Call the clay institute!
10:56 AM <•jclishman> wheres my nobel prize
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> jclishman: there isn't one
10:56 AM <•jclishman> shit
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> it's a $1.000.000 prize
10:56 AM <•jclishman> oh, thats good enough then i suppose
Comment: #SpaceX on Espernet
#311151* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SmasherDynamo> !rolld100
<Ricky_Steambot> Rolled 69
<CraigK> nice.
<fairgame> nice
<Monicro> NICE
<Mon> nice
<DannoMack> nice
<Yaya> nice
<cthulhuwork> you guys are weird
<johnfw501> nice
Comment: #thesuperleague
#311150* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FeelingBetterKingdom> Jesus. We need to play a game called Guess TriKingdoms IQ
* @LexPro rolls a dice
#311149* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(after moderating a user)
< gumi> wushin, you don't have to read, you know?
< wushin> I'll get that craved on my tombstone
< gumi> and your IRC client has a nifty feature called ignore
< wushin> I know but I have to scroll past kick to get there
#311145* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+lcy> talking to a 41 year old guy on tinder
< dialeth> is it your dad
<+lcy> no my dad is 48
< dialeth> oh ok
< tso> yeah that's not weird or anything
#311144* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Synthaxx> o/
<+Waffle> Synthaxx: <thePatchyBeard> tell Synthaxx Waffle is confused " Length: 40s 12m " when describing a YouTube vid
<@Synthaxx> .tell thePatchyBeard I though Americans liked their units the wrong way around?
#311140* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< m1dnight_> Jezus, these damn terrorists are blowing up half my
< m1dnight_> I was late for the university today.
< m1dnight_> Thank god I had to pass 2 bombsites on my way to the university. Not to mention the fact that my university was an actual target (immediate threat)
< m1dnight_> Man this stuff is surreal. People are texting me to ask me if I'm alive..
< m1dnight_> Even one guy "I knew I had to try IRC to contact you so I installed this mirc thing" :>>>
#311139* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<exio4> between Java, PHP and C#, I would go to C#
<TCH1> exio4: between Java, PHP and c# i would go for a janitor job :P
<exio4> lol
<DarkUranium> TCH1, LOL
<MinceR> lol
<TCH1> why
<TCH1> the toilets contains less shit than these
#311136* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
KKCryptic: !define tako
ArchiBoT: Japanese for "octopus"
KKCryptic: Yes
KKCryptic: !define takoyaki
ArchiBoT: Grilled dumpling with a bite of octopus(A Japanese food, famous in Osaka(( the 2nd largest city in jpn))
KKCryptic: takoyaki is amazing
RA2lover: !define dumpling
ArchiBoT: A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.
#311135* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<eevee> gamedevelopment.txt  [twitter link, reading: "i have fixed a single bug: finding a secret will no longer cause 4918 cyberdemons to spawn"]
<Strife89> eevee: I'm snickering as I picture an attempt to count them
<Strife89> *BOOM* one thousand thirty-four *BOOT* one thousand thirty-five ...
<Strife89> s/BOOT/BOOM/
<Strife89> Though BOOT would be conceivably valid if that was a Duke Nukem 3D map
#311134* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hpl> I bought a new broom
<hpl> cleaning became a breeze when it doesn't fall apart every 10 seconds
<graspee> BROOM!
<graspee> i hope your old broom died in battle
<graspee> for only then can it enter: BRISTLEGARD!
#311130* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<vorstyles> A guy in our office came in the other day with a tie on, and someone asked him if he had an interview. He stumbled on words and tried to say he wanted to class up that side of the office.
<vorstyles> After his extended lunch, he had the tie off
<vorstyles> So, someone asked why he lowered the bar so quickly
<vorstyles> He said the tie was giving him heart palpitations
<vorstyles> His wife must love how bad he is at lying
#311129* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Saithis bites Daytona.
* Celti bites Saithis.
<cyaziris> oh gods
<cyaziris> it's reverse contagious
* cyaziris bites Celti
<cyaziris> I'VE GOT IT TOO
<cyaziris> AVENGE ME
#311128* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sami> eventually twitter always comes back to u
<sami> especially when ppl in job interviews ask you if you're *really* a porn star
<sami> I started freelancing coding out porn sites, so I was making internet porn, therefore my twitter bio was "internet porn star'
<sami> ok I thought it was funny
<sami> then I was in an interview and this guy who l like blackadder leans over rly close
<sami> "So are you...you know...do you have any of your works I can see?"
<sami> "I thought I sent over my portfolio"
<sami> "I don't have a problem, I'm very progressive, but do you have any of your movies?"
<sami> after that I changed my bio on twitter
<sami> the moral of the story was, I wasn't gonna work with blackadder
#311127* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<danh> some super creepy dude has sat down at my table
<danh> im about to get stabbed
<l0de> are you at a coffee shop
<danh> yeah
<danh> 20 tables free... chose me!
<danh> he's not wearing any underwear
<danh> dont ask me how i know
#311126* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gnol> does anyone else just sprinkle flax on everything
<master_p> I sprinkle it on my dick when I have a boner that won't go away
<master_p> It goes flaxid
#311125* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@barometz> Ha, I just agreed to "There was a problem loading the content of this EULA."
<@barometz> Wonder whether that's binding.
#311123* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~Anthony> I learned how to farm money with the Battle Chateau and Restaurant Le Wow
<%siubiku> click here to find out how
#311121* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<atom_bomb> my girlfriend has been pressuring me to write a book about about my engineering methodology
<atom_bomb> (after i told her how much money the agile software alliance makes)
<atom_bomb> my methodology is essentially a longwinded justification of procrastination
<atom_bomb> it just happens to be scrum-compatible and highly effective
#311120* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Commodus> Well, I've almost got a body.
<Commodus> But it has no arms.
<Commodus> Only shoulders.
<Sodel_the_V> Commodus: I choose to interpret that as a literal statement
about yourself
<Sodel_the_V> My night just got great
<Commodus> That would explain the quality of my art
#311119* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+T2norway> I seek asylum
<~Fazer> this is denmark
<+T2norway> shit
* +T2norway has left #moop
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