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#311377* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> passwd
<@DigDug> asking for a friend
#311376* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taerom> shopping for houses sucks here
<Taerom> so overpriced
<Taerom> DellGuy, when are you going to buy a house and have a picket fence and a bunch of little dellbrats running around?
<DellGuy> i dont know
<DellGuy> adulthood
<DellGuy> is expensive
<Taerom> it is
<Taerom> it's pretty overrated in a lot of ways too
<Taerom> I don't generally recommend it
#311375* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
--> droid2727 has joined #xoreos
<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
#311374* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<RIDDL3R> Does anyone know which page in the Bible it explains how to turn water into wine?Comment: #4chan on Dalnet
#311371* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that
#311370* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> >:C
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick
#311366* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* vens is now known as venz
<aciou> this is the internet equivalent of turning your cap backwards
#311365* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Reedy> guillom: I'm in Oslo
<Sagan> \o/
<Reedy> He knows full well what I mean.
<marktraceur> TMI Reedy
<Reedy> Oslo isn't a person
<marktraceur> Oh.
<Emufarmers> The Osle of Man
#311364* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hi> Hi Headache  - aciou thinks you need a real name
<aciou> headache's name is fine
<Headache> I do?
<aciou> i think you need a real name, hi
<hi> Just me then :(
<aciou> nobody else is called good_morning
<aciou> or greetings
ⓘ Headache is now known as good_morning
ⓘ Norse_meeting is now known as Greetings
<aciou> i fucking hate you fuckers
#311363* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Guest85751> cool - ima go - bye
* Guest85751 has quit (Client Quit)
<Norse_meeting> worst haiku ever
#311361* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheOnlyBouncer> woo refactoring code!
<TheOnlyBouncer> because if (object->next->next->next->id->next) is a bit.. yeah
<CandyAngel> All aboard the accessor train. Choo->choo!
<TheOnlyBouncer> hahaha, that is literally the best programmer joke i heard this year
<TheOnlyBouncer> CandyAngel, can i please submit that to bash.org? XD
Comment: And then bash.org went down. Sup QDB!
#311360* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Xeek> It's like a gun, it could be evil, and just becuase it could be - ban them all. Same concept. GOTO CONTROL is the same as GUN CONTROL
<SirCodesAlot> goto don't kill people. people kill people
#311359* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Prrrrostata> boss makes a dollar, i make a dime.  That's why I shit on company time!
<DerKirche> Boss drives a beamer, I ride the bus. That's why I have more rights to cuss!
<Prrrrostata> Boss drives a Prius I drive a Nissan that's why I'm order my burgers with cheese on!
<nawcom> Boss drives an Audi I drive a Bentley thanks for reminding me to fuck your mom gently
<DerKirche> that one
<DerKirche> even better
<RevBasil> burrrn
#311357* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netham45> Bash.org is offline
<netham45> But it responds to SSH.
<netham45> I tried to log into their SSH as 'ERROR CRITICAL BASH.ORG IS DOWN' in hopes their log management system picks up on the keywords.
#311356* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< EvilMachine> raster: But if you have not enough time, but abundant energy, you can always just accelerate closer to the speed of light, to squeeze it into whatever amount of time you have. :D
<@raster> that'd be very abundant energy
<@raster> a good reason to lose weight tho
<@raster> considering energy needed is proportional to mass...
< EvilMachine> You might become a black hole in the process, but who cares about such irrelevant things if there’s code to be written? XD
#311355* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sa1cor: the best part was
Sa1cor: that after the powercut
Sa1cor: I couldnt start steam in offline mode
Sa1cor: because
Sa1cor: you have to get online first
Sa1cor: ...
#311353* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
CoffeePrismBlues: I have this question
CoffeePrismBlues: and I'm asking for a friend
CoffeePrismBlues: how do you hide your boner when talking to the girl you like?
#311352* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<graspee> the cat is on my knee
<graspee> i'm stroking her and saying "oh you chunky businessman!"
<graspee> oh now she ran away
<graspee> obviously a little too close to the truth there
#311351* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bosty>how was #retro's chrimbus
<MainMemory>I got free GBA games and Smash 3DS DLC
<Bosty>i got three games
<GerbilSoft>i got a rock
#311347* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Waise> i didn't mean consonant
<Waise> i was trying to say syllable
<Waise> i have no idea why i said consonant
<Kaypar> I'm consonantly getting those mixed up, too
<Waise> you're under arrest
<Kaypar> are you going to take me to the punitentiary
* ruwin has joined #luna
<Kaypar> hi ruwin
<Waise> ruwin comes to save me from the puns
<Waise> ruwined
<Kaypar> ruwined
<ruwin> no this is egg\\
<ruwin> im here to make more puns
<Waise> get out of ruwins head
<ruwin> are you calling him an....egg-head?
<Kaypar> surely you must be yolking
<ruwin> these puns arent all theyre cracked up to be
<Waise> i tried to think of an egg pun but i chickened out
<ruwin> fuck you
<Kaypar> your days of punnery are ova
<Waise> i see how it is
<ruwin> cluck you
<Waise> someone turns the tables on you and you cry fowl
<Kaypar> omelette that accusation slide
#311346* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
#311345* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safe
Comment: od -t d4
#311343* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
@freq   dude the clapper is funny as hell
@freq   do they still make those
@MachinaeWolf   clap on
@MachinaeWolf   clap off
@freq   you can put one on a tv
@MachinaeWolf   freq: idk if they still make those
@freq   and every time it gets loud it would go off
@MachinaeWolf   I've never seen one in person either :/
@freq   i had one on the living room lamp
@freq   so when i'd come in the door i'd yell fuck and it would turn on for me
@freq   i told my friend ricky about it and he was here knocking on my window to make it turn on and off
@MachinaeWolf   lol!
@freq   he was a bastard
@MachinaeWolf   How'd that work out for you?
@freq   it didnt
@MachinaeWolf   XD
#311340* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sami> I sent out a memo about proper meme usage
<sami> if they had any questions to contact me, but if I catch them misusing memes then they have to do CSS
<amy> fate worse than cyber jail
#311338* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
19:13 raisin_Pyon summons a bear
19:13 raisin_Pyon can you hack into THIS?
19:14 *** Schmoogame joined #forest_ooc
19:14 Stritchy offers salmon
19:14 Stritchy I think I can
19:15 raisin_Pyon makes the bear swat it away
19:15 raisin_Pyon makes the bear attack
19:15 *** Jessamyn quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
19:15 raisin_Pyon 1 down
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