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#311472* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lex> imagine if humans had butts on the front of our bodies instead of the back
<Fazer> confession: i do that all the time
#311471* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Richard: So
Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Yesterday
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Cranberrie: rofl
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: hopefully
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :')
#311470* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<netfreak> i'm worried i'll accidentally be honest
<@Sour> lol
<Bob> Actually, that wasn't very funny.
<@Sour> Bob: shut up
<Bob> Sour i'm going to blow up a building
<@Sour> .......
<@Sour> wat
<@Sour> Bob is now legit scaring me
<Bob> haha. you're going to sleep now.
<@Sour> Bob: go away
<Bob> Actually was supposed to go on to fix this
<@Sour> Bob, would you kindly go away?
<Bob> Okay.
<▬▬ Bob (Bob@obfuscated) has quit (Connection closed)
<@Sour> I think Bob can rest for a little bit and hopefully come back less likely to commit a felony
Comment: Bob is a bot
#311469* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
<jcjordyn120> .roulette
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to jcjordyn120
<jcjordyn120> See.
#311468* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AppAraat> this usb type a to type c bullshit is a *&^*&^#Q$(*& shitshow
* cheapie trims some parts out of that line
<cheapie> <AppAraat> usb type c is shit
<cheapie> Much better.
#311467* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bill48105> hmm in case anyone needs it
<Bill48105> using Hurricane Electric
<Victorsueca> who names his brand Hurricane Electric?
<Victorsueca> mixing hurricanes and electricity sounds counterproductive
<Bill48105> lol
<Bill48105> yet powerful!
#311465* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<thaytan> chopin?
<luisbg> frederic
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> Bach
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
<bilboed> cool
<bilboed> (io)
#311464* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SlickG> You know what I need to not do
<SlickG> purge a codebase and restart because it gets clunky
* the very next day...
<SlickG> time to purge this codebase
#311463* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or Microsoft
Comment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
#311461* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~Lex» omg I've been using Microsoft Word all day and I JUST TRIED TO SAVE MY WORK ON IRC
#311454* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
<Oddish> .....
#311451* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sun[BEAM]> ··• Raccoon •·· german?
<sun[BEAM]> or Eng
<+Raccoon> ?
<sun[BEAM]> whats the main language here
<+Raccoon> The main language on the Internet is English.
<+Raccoon> You lost WWII.
<sun[BEAM]> okay
<sun[BEAM]> np
#311450* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<chiefDickhead> What makes me a rage: People on Grindr not showing up >(
<@aciou> chiefDickhead: that sucks
<@aciou> because you didn't get to
<@aciou> geddit
<chiefDickhead> yeah :( heheh
<chiefDickhead> should go to the gym instead
<@aciou> yeah, wait in the showers
<chiefDickhead> use all this testosterone for something
<@aciou> like ignoring the blisters on your knees
#311449* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GiMP> pffft you guys couldn't have this
<Talgie> you're already hard to want, you don't need to play hard to get
#311448* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Talgie> no
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Jake2> awww
<Talgie> and beat it
<Jake2> oh...
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
#311445* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Elleo> Snap election announced for 8th of June :/
<Elleo> can we just elect an AI?
<Elleo> preferably either the one that said "You look like a thing and I love you" or the one that invented the "Crimm Grunk Garlic Creas" recipe
<Mr_T> what about that one that proposed putting humans in people zoos?
<Mr_T> I'd like to hear more about that
<Elleo> I think that one won in the US
#311442* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Dom`> fucking JS and JS frameworks
<@Dom`> I don't know what I should do after this project
<@Rjx> yeah and webpack/babel/npm/grunt/loleverything
<@Dom`> haha
<@Rjx> write an emulator
<@Rjx> pretty good exercise imo
<@Dom`> nah, I need some money
<@Rjx> write an emulator and suck some dicks
<@Dom`> that'll do
<@Rjx> a glory hole would help
#311441* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~T2norway» french people dont ask questions
«~T2norway» they demand answers
«~Lex» do you know what the french word for "ask" is
«~T2norway» nope
«~Lex» "demander"
«~T2norway» A M A Z I N G
#311439* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Zo> Then again I'd eat a tarantula leg for money, so I'm not one to base picky standards on, my selection of companionship excluded, of course.
<Talgie> As in present company we must taste a certain way?
<Zo> No, although I'm sure you taste just fine, Talgie, stop being self conscious
#311438* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ednos> lol, I accidentally started a flame war in work IRC about the gopher protocol
<ednos> I fucking love this company
Comment: they work at red hat
#311435* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MissMini> Omg autocorrect i locw uou
#311433* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Smidge204: "Aluminium? Naw, can't afford that imported stuff. We use Aluminum."
#311432* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
jsoft: I am not even authorized to join #feminism. Perhaps I should check my privilegeComment: ##electronics irc.freenode.net
#311431* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
curiousjock> hi
<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE
#311429* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zoid> OMG the world is ending!
<zoid> DrunkenHighFiveG, grab your rifle and MREs!
<zoid> It's happening now!
<DrunkenHighFiveG> rifle is right here
<DrunkenHighFiveG> no mre tho
<DrunkenHighFiveG> ><
<DrunkenHighFiveG> zoid: whats happening now?
<zoid> 4chan is down.
<DrunkenHighFiveG> LOLOLOL
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