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#311426* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
LaNg63 oh no Talgie you wouldn't want to try and pet the dragon, she will bite your arm of and flambe you!
Talgie The dragon is a she?
LaNg63 uh huh
Talgie How do you know?
LaNg63 personal experience
Talgie Sexual personal experience?
LaNg63 drinks the 5th and pleads the sixth on that one!
17:46 *** LaNg63 quit (Quit: )
Talgie  wow a dragon, I'll never top that
#311423* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< nedbat> MasterRex: write your own function.
< MasterRex> nedbat: ! but but batteries  included
< nedbat> MasterRex: you had to write all the rest of the program...
< Wooble> the batteries are like the ones you get in toys. You're supposed to replace them when you take python home.
#311422* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<F2> "I can suck the JSON now" sounds like my AWS life experience
<-- F2 has quit (Quit: NO CARRIER)
#311420* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kawa> The SW prequels are coarse, rough, and irritating, and their memes get everywhere.
<Covarr_Work> yeah, in a battle between the prequels and the original trilogy, I'd say the OT definitely has the high ground
#311419* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@swight> I haven't looked at bash in so long
<@Rjx> I've heard of that site
<+tr3> Rjx, it's heard of you too
<@Rjx> wat
<+tr3> qdb.us
<@Rjx> what about it
<+tr3> has your nick all over it
<@Rjx> wtf
Comment: #geekissues
#311418* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<_ohm> Akahige, obviously you haven't heard of OOP and you need to check your priviledge
<Akahige> _ohm: Did you just assume my paradigm!?
#311417* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Zoe:My social faux pas are what kills my will to live, Talgie.
Imagine, in moments of mild embarrassment, O fortuna starts blasting at full volume inside your mind, and you hallucinate replicas of yourself slow-mo leaping out of windows, putting barrels of various firearms in their mouths, running in front of innerstate traffic, screaming, always screaming...
Talgie:I am scared, amused, in awe, VERY CONFUSED, slightly turned on. wtf just happened
#311415* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: so I played Sonic Generations in VR
Optical Disc: it was pretty cool for a few seconds before I vomited
Optical Disc: it was like
Optical Disc: really fast
#311414* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Recall> Did u hear about those guys that went camping?
<+Recall> I heard it was intense
<+irked> naw
<+irked> what happened?
<+evilmonkey> fuck, someone ban this cunt
<+anonymous> what guys
<+evilmonkey> :]
<~|-> |- is now a Voter [Random]
<+evilmonkey> oh geez
<+evilmonkey> they didn't get the joke
Comment: Atrum #Chillroom
#311413* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[vahidarmy] how can i how cannnhow does this woks
[carbine]   vahidarmy: Not like that
Comment: com on SDF
#311412* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+var> scumbag trump
<+Dom`> what he do now
<+var> just exists
<+var> i dunno
<+var> i wokeup 2 mins ago
#311411* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> yay! cakeday on reddit
<BytesAndCoffee> good thing i bought a slice of cheesecake
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: good call on the cheesecake
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: apple caramel cheesecake from a nice bakery
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: can you send me some via DCC? lol
<Sousapro> load it into the the cheesecake delivery drive (CD)
<tsarbomba> you mean the cupholder?
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: check your status window for a CTCP (Cheesecake Transport Container Protocol) message
<Sousapro> Cheesecake received BytesAndCoffee
<Sousapro> lol
<BytesAndCoffee> Direct CheeseCake doesn't work over ZNC yet
<tsarbomba> ffff everybody knows pptp (pie & pastry transport protocol) is the optimal way to transfer that stuff
<BytesAndCoffee> tsarbomba: yeah, but then you need FTP (Frosting Transfer Protocol) to send the headers
<tsarbomba> i thought you only used FTP to send the frosting after ICMP (incomplete cupcake messaging protocol) began the process
<BytesAndCoffee> CTCP uses a containerized transit method
<BytesAndCoffee> and containerization is all the rage these days
<tsarbomba> this is true
Comment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
#311410* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
«~Fazer» we have nutella-topped pizzas here...
«~T2norway» wtf
«~T2norway» sweden are you on drugs
«~Fazer» dude
«~Fazer» when it comes to pizza
«~Fazer» WE LITERALLY ARE
«~T2norway» wow
«~T2norway» w o w .
#311408* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<snacky> anyway, the end of civilization will result when researchers lose control of AI spambots. the point of no return is when the spambots understand our own psychology better than we do
<snacky> they quickly hijack all of our communications infrastructure in service to what is, to them, the one true highest goal in the entire universe: getting us to click on their fucking ads
<snacky> yeah. this is also pretty much why we've never made contact with alien life. they were all destroyed by their own creations
<snacky> coming soon, scientists announce discovery that remote galaxies are patterened in a way that carries a coded message reading, "DOCTORS HATE HIM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK"
#311406* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My parents just went to a Korean restaurant and asked the guy to not give them any rice because they're on a no carb diet
Optical Disc: I can't go out with these people
Zinon: Bruh...
Optical Disc: They took my rice too
Zinon: Why?!
Optical Disc: because I'm with them I guess
Zinon: That makes no damn sense
Optical Disc: I'm having eel over fucking lettuce because my parents are weird
Zinon: That's nasty..
Jeremy: Ew
#311404* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Quill: i use ableton live kimo
Optical Disc: Wow
Optical Disc: My DAW is LMMS + ZynAddSubFX
Optical Disc: In case anyone was wondering
Quill: i use wii music maker
Optical Disc: Mario paint
Quill: game and watch
Optical Disc: Butterflies
Quill: i use spoons and broken mother boards of 1998 computers made between june 25th and september 4th
Optical Disc: A piece of driftwood and a melon
#311401* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
#311399* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+BMF54123> I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123> naturally, they break
<+Flygon> Ouch
<+BMF54123> all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123> as in, one actually did catch fire
Comment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
#311396* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard
#311395* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Xhiel: OH MY GOD
Xhiel: so these's an online company that make mini bricks for construction stuff
Xhiel: and there's a reddit thread where a poster said he once masturbated used a miniature brick anally
Xhiel: and it got stuck inside, so he had to literally shit a brick
Xhiel: so someone links the website that makes tiny bricks
Xhiel: and the owner notices all the traffic
Xhiel: and tracks the fucking thread down
Xhiel: AND POSTS A 30% DISCOUNT CODE
Xhiel: "MINIBRICKDILDO"
Xhiel: AND THE GOD DAMNED CODE WORKS
Xhiel: I can't right now
Xhiel: I have lost my ability to even
Xhiel: AND HIS COMMENT IS GUILDED
Xhiel: THAT'S IT
Xhiel: I"M DONE
#311393* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
--> Allen_Oaks has joined ##bitcoin
<Allen_Oaks> how's the bitcoin trading going?
<Allen_Oaks> Whos got an antminer
<raccoon> Dunno.  Too busy watching porn
<Allen_Oaks> i always feel bad after watching porn
<raccoon> especially the ones with dogs in them
<Allen_Oaks> it's raccoon what the fuck!
<Allen_Oaks> it's you again!
<Allen_Oaks> you SICK FUCK!
<raccoon> lol, hi
<Allen_Oaks> i didn't even look at your name until now
<Allen_Oaks> dammit
<Allen_Oaks> now i have to leave
<raccoon> bai
<Allen_Oaks> we had this conversation before, when i told you to die of cancer
<raccoon> i'm still here
<Allen_Oaks> dammit...
<Allen_Oaks> GO AWAY!
<-- Allen_Oaks has left ##bitcoin ("Leaving")
#311392* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally.
#311390* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed
#311389* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule?
#311388* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well.  Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<Yossarian> 'Do'
<Yossarian> 'D'
<thetawork> all night long
<Dustin> Hm.
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> Perfect
Comment: #codelove on slashnet
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