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#311530* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Archduke> i fucked a girl in a graveyard on saturday
<plaque> was the body warm at least?
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#311529* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ntnix> " it's suspected that Terri Schiavo's initial cardiac arrest was caused by electrolyte imbalance due to an extreme liquid diet."
<ntnix> Electrolytes are what vegetables crave
#311524* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Liliana> I only know German and English, I learned French in school but forgot everything by now :<
* @nwh_work can speak English, Blemish, and Tarnish, and he's slowly learning Peevish as well
<@nwh_work> Tried taking an introductory Dervish course, but I failed. Too much whirling.
#311522* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Viper168mob> I thought the name of this creepy guy just drove over was kind of unusual
<Viper168mob> I thought it might have something to do with kegs of alcohol in the creek
<Viper168mob> But didn't guess bootleggers
<esialb> dat voice recognition is even worse than dat handwriting recognition
<Viper168mob> Yeah I said the name of this Creek I just drove over
<Viper168mob> I didn't catch that one before I sent it
<esialb> "this creek i just" --> "this creepy guy just"
<ydem> love the creepy guy interpretation
<Viper168mob> Yeah it really Goetz abstract sometimes
<Viper168mob> And there you go
#311521* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Rjx> why are 12 year olds on reddit
<Rjx> they should get on irc and hang out with convicted sex offenders like a normal kid
#311519* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far
#311518* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Talgie> I don't buy iphones cause they always die as soon as a new one comes out
<ciara> ya instead you got a flip phone, the old bangers you can hear when you hang up on someon
<Talgie> Facts you know when its over
<ciara> i miss that, sometimes i wanna call you just so you can hang up on me
#311517* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- nikisaku has joined #depression
-!- Topic for #depression: The channel where Kipe is too slow to answer to antino who is fast to leave. :P
[Users #depression]
[@^Kipe] [@_Kipe^] [@Bootes] [ nikisaku]
-!- Irssi: #depression: Total of 4 nicks [3 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1 normal]
-!- Irssi: Join to #depression was synced in 1 secs
< nikisaku> wow, k
< nikisaku> i didn't expect this # to exist
< nikisaku> i was thinking that it would be perfectly funny when #depression would consist of 1 person but 3 bots and 1 person is way better
#311515* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<NekoEd> Rest assured I will not be showing up to buy a computer naked
#311514* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nomikos> To celebrate Rube Goldberg day, I have used a webserver to trigger a script (via another webserver) that moves the mouse to the right a bunch of times and then centers it
<Nomikos> requesting the url from the Windows machine makes the focus switch to the Mac
<Nomikos> on Windows, of course, it's triggered with a keycombo'd AutoHotkeys script
<Nomikos> I have wasted about two hours so that I don't have to move my hands away from the keyboard to wiggle the mouse one screen over
<Nomikos> s/wiggle/move/
#311513* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<haq_> yo if your shit doesn't have a seizure warning on it i'm not interested
<haq_> i don't care if it's a video game, a television show, or a bag of candy
<haq_> that's my new standard
<haq_> 'may cause undesired or harmful neural function'
<custo> hahahaha
<zeph_> "Sir, it's a toilet."
<zeph_> "WhAT KIND OF HARMFUL EFFECTS WILL THIS PRODUCT HAVE ON MY CHILD??"
<haq_> i'm getting ready to watch '10 HOURS BANNED CARTOON SEGMENT' on youtube with one of these noninvasive cranial magnetic stimulator hats and a pile of Alf-shaped pills I found in my great uncle's old guitar case
#311511* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<GiMP> Ya it's alright, I was never close to her
<Talgie> Well still I am sorry about your cunt
<Talgie> AUNT AUNT AUNT FUCKING PHONE IRC AUTO GODDAM CORRECT!
<GiMP> Nah my cunt is just fine, functioning as usual. Actually used it last night
<Kard> TMI!!!!
<Talgie> well thank god for small favors, and apparently Kard is gay
#311502* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
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<DracoTrapnet> oops
* DracoTrapnet plugs that back in.
#311500* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[15:09:53] <BenA>Apropo of yesterday, which concert cost 45cents?  50 cents, featuring nickelback.
#311497* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* moron_man has joined #gens
<GiMP> who the eff names themselves a moron its like a big target
<GiMP> like why give the enemy the chance?
<Talgie> this isn't war lol
<GiMP> hey moron
<moron_man> what
<jake2> ya?
<GiMP> oh this gonna be fun...
#311496* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Corn> No
<Corn> but the Polish are a conspiracy by the French
<Corn> When your nation is well-known for surrender and failure at war, the only option is to create a new country to be even worse than you
<Corn> And, in fact, the French have a time machine that enables them to accomplish just that
<Corn> Unfortunately, it can only be operated sober
#311495* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(after freenode accidentally K-lined most of the network)
<kline> no users, no spam, right?
#311494* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< kline> turns out a cidr mask of `/i` is wider than you'd think
#311490* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lycan> ffmpeg is the sound you make when you eat noodles?
#311488* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Two_Dogs> ButterFly: how to start user-service cinnamon-session
<@ButterFly> cinnamon-session [-a|--autostart=DIR] [--session=SESSION] [--failsafe|-f] [--debug] [--whale]
<Brutus> i know cinnamon is a bit big, but calling it a --whale ?
#311484* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< skalnik> Why would someone judge you for ordering a basket of bacon?
#311483* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Kawa> She sucks as if your dick is a caprisun
<@GIGA-DEATH> After stabbing it with a straw?
<@GIGA-DEATH> And tearing it open because those damn straws never go in right?
<+Kawa> YES.
<@GIGA-DEATH> Jesus fuck, Kawa.
#311482* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Chloe gets a lightbulb moment, although due to current head state, it's a bad capactitive dropper based led with lots of flickering
#311479* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<CapnBeeb> cripes
<CapnBeeb> my dad is asking how to disable an adblocker
<CapnBeeb> on a fucking XP machine
<CapnBeeb> YOU DON'T
<CapnBeeb> EVER
<CapnBeeb> YOU DONKEY
<PimpDrakulasCastle> oh man that sounds like the express train to good decisions
#311478* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Alan: people are seriously leaving after only being here 2 hours? lol
Matthew: 2 hours? I came it at 7:40 :-P
Alan: You are not normal for engineering lol
Matthew: *sigh* I'm not normal for a lot of things.
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