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< kiboneu> did you know that ducks have the largest dick:body length ratio in the world?
< crowell> Woah, impressive
< kiboneu> yeah, these fuckers have big dicks
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Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
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<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery
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<+BMF54123> I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123> naturally, they break
<+BMF54123> all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123> as in, one actually did catch fireComment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
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<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard
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Xhiel: OH MY GOD
Xhiel: so these's an online company that make mini bricks for construction stuff
Xhiel: and there's a reddit thread where a poster said he once masturbated used a miniature brick anally
Xhiel: and it got stuck inside, so he had to literally shit a brick
Xhiel: so someone links the website that makes tiny bricks
Xhiel: and the owner notices all the traffic
Xhiel: and tracks the fucking thread down
Xhiel: AND POSTS A 30% DISCOUNT CODE
Xhiel: AND THE GOD DAMNED CODE WORKS
Xhiel: I can't right now
Xhiel: I have lost my ability to even
Xhiel: AND HIS COMMENT IS GUILDED
Xhiel: THAT'S IT
Xhiel: I"M DONE
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--> Allen_Oaks has joined ##bitcoin
<Allen_Oaks> how's the bitcoin trading going?
<Allen_Oaks> Whos got an antminer
<raccoon> Dunno. Too busy watching porn
<Allen_Oaks> i always feel bad after watching porn
<raccoon> especially the ones with dogs in them
<Allen_Oaks> it's raccoon what the fuck!
<Allen_Oaks> it's you again!
<Allen_Oaks> you SICK FUCK!
<raccoon> lol, hi
<Allen_Oaks> i didn't even look at your name until now
<Allen_Oaks> now i have to leave
<Allen_Oaks> we had this conversation before, when i told you to die of cancer
<raccoon> i'm still here
<Allen_Oaks> GO AWAY!
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<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally.
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<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed
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Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule?
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<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well. Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<thetawork> all night long
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> PerfectComment: #codelove on slashnet
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<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years
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<worf_> Modular bay options: 2nd battery, 2nd hard disk drive, Blu-ray Disc\u2122 Triple Writer, DVD Super Multi, Weight saver
<worf_> wtf is a "weight saver" .. and more importantly, how the hell does that work
<hrm> worf_: it saves weight by basically not having anything in the bay?
<zero> it's a dummy slot, empty i'd assume
<hrm> or possibly filled with helium gas to make it float
<zero> that was my second though as well :D
<worf_> it has an empty slot with nothing but a cover, yes
<worf_> but how the hell do you come up with "weight saver" as a name for "nothing"?!
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<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> asking for a friend
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<Taerom> shopping for houses sucks here
<Taerom> so overpriced
<Taerom> DellGuy, when are you going to buy a house and have a picket fence and a bunch of little dellbrats running around?
<DellGuy> i dont know
<DellGuy> is expensive
<Taerom> it is
<Taerom> it's pretty overrated in a lot of ways too
<Taerom> I don't generally recommend it
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16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that
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<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick
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* vens is now known as venz
<aciou> this is the internet equivalent of turning your cap backwards
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<Reedy> guillom: I'm in Oslo
<Reedy> He knows full well what I mean.
<marktraceur> TMI Reedy
<Reedy> Oslo isn't a person
<Emufarmers> The Osle of Man
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<hi> Hi Headache - aciou thinks you need a real name
<aciou> headache's name is fine
<Headache> I do?
<aciou> i think you need a real name, hi
<hi> Just me then :(
<aciou> nobody else is called good_morning
<aciou> or greetings
ⓘ Headache is now known as good_morning
ⓘ Norse_meeting is now known as Greetings
<aciou> i fucking hate you fuckers
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<Guest85751> cool - ima go - bye
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<Norse_meeting> worst haiku ever
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<TheOnlyBouncer> woo refactoring code!
<TheOnlyBouncer> because if (object->next->next->next->id->next) is a bit.. yeah
<CandyAngel> All aboard the accessor train. Choo->choo!
<TheOnlyBouncer> hahaha, that is literally the best programmer joke i heard this year
<TheOnlyBouncer> CandyAngel, can i please submit that to bash.org? XDComment: And then bash.org went down. Sup QDB!
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<Xeek> It's like a gun, it could be evil, and just becuase it could be - ban them all. Same concept. GOTO CONTROL is the same as GUN CONTROL
<SirCodesAlot> goto don't kill people. people kill people
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<netham45> Bash.org is offline
<netham45> But it responds to SSH.
<netham45> I tried to log into their SSH as 'ERROR CRITICAL BASH.ORG IS DOWN' in hopes their log management system picks up on the keywords.
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< EvilMachine> raster: But if you have not enough time, but abundant energy, you can always just accelerate closer to the speed of light, to squeeze it into whatever amount of time you have. :D
<@raster> that'd be very abundant energy
<@raster> a good reason to lose weight tho
<@raster> considering energy needed is proportional to mass...
< EvilMachine> You might become a black hole in the process, but who cares about such irrelevant things if there’s code to be written? XD
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