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<kakashiAL> in jacascript you have then, which is map and flatmap combined, so we cant have Promise(Promise(x)) or Promise(Promise(Promise(x)))
<kakashiAL> many people critsize that
<kakashiAL> I would like to know why you want to have that
<kakashiAL> I dont know a single case where you want to have a Promise(Promise(x))
<Brewster> Same... I prefer to use PinkySwear(x) for a Promise of more than one dimension
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<Fuchs> I'm horny *shows his horns*
<Fuchs> they were £10 and fit quite well
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<Jerome> You been up to much?
<TravelerInRedAndGreen> Nah, Christmas shopping mostly lately. About to climb on the roof.
<TravelerInRedAndGreen> Glad it doesnt get icey here.
<Jerome> What is it with Americans and climbing on roofs at Christmas
* MsDrWatson is on TravelerInRedAndGreen's roof right now
<MsDrWatson> peeing down the chimney for blackmail material
<MsDrWatson> ...oh god. PEERING
<MsDrWatson> PEERING, I SAY
<Waterjuffer > you're much less likely to fall that way
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BadSpoon: @1tee: I have a knack for posting semi-relevant things at the right times
I don't really know why
1tee: Because you can read
BadSpoon: by jove I think you've got it
1tee: By golly
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<Cain> ..what's wrong with me that I make things love me so easily? why am I so nice and friendly yet so empty inside and wishing I wasn't real.. that I was a illusion, some digital thing?
<solitary_blue> i get that sometimes too
<solitary_blue> then i just fart and i feel better
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<Lynndis> "prepubescent metalcore"
<Lynndis> that's a phrase for the ages
<Lynndis> It's like a fancier way of saying pedometal :P
<Das_Cheese> they're not pedos
<Das_Cheese> they're just little kids that never grew up
<Lynndis> pedo (well, paedo, to be accurate) refers to being prepubescent
<Lynndis> paedometal would be prepubescent metal
<Lynndis> If you want *paedophile* music, on the other hand
<Lynndis> We call that "country" around these parts
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Ol' Larry Ellison is like EA Games... they see something good and profitable, buy it, fly it straight into the ground, wait for the fire to die, then expect people to want to buy the carcass...
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<dgriffi> some whackadoodle is putting antivax screeds into stuff at a Babies R Us store down in Lynwood
<Silent700> I think VMS is a little advanced for infants
<Branes> Yeah, they're still in nappies so they get pee dee pee.
<qu1j0t3> they can yell in all eight registers, that's for sure
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<@Rjx> I think you should be able to get extra votes for every person you manage to kill on election day
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<wastrel> did you ever see that movie "toy story"
<wastrel> did you know they named all the characters after debian releases
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres woody?
<DarkPsydeLord> wheres buzz?
<phunyguy> there was a Woody... a Sarge... I can't remember all of them off the top of my head.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<Ben64> buzz, rex, bo, hamm, slink, potato, woody, sarge, etch, lenny, squeeze, wheezy, jessie, stretch, buster, bullseye
<Ben64> *mind blown*
<Ben64> "Debian's unstable trunk is named after Sid, a character who regularly destroyed the toys."
<phunyguy> sid was a bad kid. like wastrel
<phunyguy> btw, you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
* phunyguy backs away slowly because it was a terrible joke.
<wastrel> your dumb and bad
<phunyguy> my dumb and bad what?
<phunyguy> you got me good, I guess.
<wastrel> that's what you get for making fun of debianComment: #ubuntu-offtopic @ freenode
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<Shi-dublin> and face it, if cartoons were real yo ass would be 100% rizelmine
<Shi-dublin> big monster flappin titties
<Lastair> if cartoons were real i'd be like a ren and stimpy grossout closeup except it would never zoom back out
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<Archduke> i fucked a girl in a graveyard on saturday
<plaque> was the body warm at least?Comment: x
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<ntnix> " it's suspected that Terri Schiavo's initial cardiac arrest was caused by electrolyte imbalance due to an extreme liquid diet."
<ntnix> Electrolytes are what vegetables crave
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<@Liliana> I only know German and English, I learned French in school but forgot everything by now :<
* @nwh_work can speak English, Blemish, and Tarnish, and he's slowly learning Peevish as well
<@nwh_work> Tried taking an introductory Dervish course, but I failed. Too much whirling.
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<Viper168mob> I thought the name of this creepy guy just drove over was kind of unusual
<Viper168mob> I thought it might have something to do with kegs of alcohol in the creek
<Viper168mob> But didn't guess bootleggers
<esialb> dat voice recognition is even worse than dat handwriting recognition
<Viper168mob> Yeah I said the name of this Creek I just drove over
<Viper168mob> I didn't catch that one before I sent it
<esialb> "this creek i just" --> "this creepy guy just"
<ydem> love the creepy guy interpretation
<Viper168mob> Yeah it really Goetz abstract sometimes
<Viper168mob> And there you go
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<Rjx> why are 12 year olds on reddit
<Rjx> they should get on irc and hang out with convicted sex offenders like a normal kid
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<Maali> too bad my tinder profile says it too 'trianglist in kewlers'
<visy> Maali: why are you not drowning in <preferred sex organ>
<GargajCNS> cos he cant bend down that far
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<Talgie> I don't buy iphones cause they always die as soon as a new one comes out
<ciara> ya instead you got a flip phone, the old bangers you can hear when you hang up on someon
<Talgie> Facts you know when its over
<ciara> i miss that, sometimes i wanna call you just so you can hang up on me
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-!- nikisaku has joined #depression
-!- Topic for #depression: The channel where Kipe is too slow to answer to antino who is fast to leave. :P
[@^Kipe] [@_Kipe^] [@Bootes] [ nikisaku]
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< nikisaku> wow, k
< nikisaku> i didn't expect this # to exist
< nikisaku> i was thinking that it would be perfectly funny when #depression would consist of 1 person but 3 bots and 1 person is way better
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<NekoEd> Rest assured I will not be showing up to buy a computer naked
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<Nomikos> To celebrate Rube Goldberg day, I have used a webserver to trigger a script (via another webserver) that moves the mouse to the right a bunch of times and then centers it
<Nomikos> requesting the url from the Windows machine makes the focus switch to the Mac
<Nomikos> on Windows, of course, it's triggered with a keycombo'd AutoHotkeys script
<Nomikos> I have wasted about two hours so that I don't have to move my hands away from the keyboard to wiggle the mouse one screen over
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<haq_> yo if your shit doesn't have a seizure warning on it i'm not interested
<haq_> i don't care if it's a video game, a television show, or a bag of candy
<haq_> that's my new standard
<haq_> 'may cause undesired or harmful neural function'
<zeph_> "Sir, it's a toilet."
<zeph_> "WhAT KIND OF HARMFUL EFFECTS WILL THIS PRODUCT HAVE ON MY CHILD??"
<haq_> i'm getting ready to watch '10 HOURS BANNED CARTOON SEGMENT' on youtube with one of these noninvasive cranial magnetic stimulator hats and a pile of Alf-shaped pills I found in my great uncle's old guitar case
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<GiMP> Ya it's alright, I was never close to her
<Talgie> Well still I am sorry about your cunt
<Talgie> AUNT AUNT AUNT FUCKING PHONE IRC AUTO GODDAM CORRECT!
<GiMP> Nah my cunt is just fine, functioning as usual. Actually used it last night
<Talgie> well thank god for small favors, and apparently Kard is gay
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<@vistas> is voat the gab of reddit?
<@vistas> what the fuck did i just say
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