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#311406* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My parents just went to a Korean restaurant and asked the guy to not give them any rice because they're on a no carb diet
Optical Disc: I can't go out with these people
Zinon: Bruh...
Optical Disc: They took my rice too
Zinon: Why?!
Optical Disc: because I'm with them I guess
Zinon: That makes no damn sense
Optical Disc: I'm having eel over fucking lettuce because my parents are weird
Zinon: That's nasty..
Jeremy: Ew
#311404* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Quill: i use ableton live kimo
Optical Disc: Wow
Optical Disc: My DAW is LMMS + ZynAddSubFX
Optical Disc: In case anyone was wondering
Quill: i use wii music maker
Optical Disc: Mario paint
Quill: game and watch
Optical Disc: Butterflies
Quill: i use spoons and broken mother boards of 1998 computers made between june 25th and september 4th
Optical Disc: A piece of driftwood and a melon
#311402* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< kiboneu> did you know that ducks have the largest dick:body length ratio in the world?
< crowell> Woah, impressive
< kiboneu> yeah, these fuckers have big dicks
#311401* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
#311400* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery
#311399* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+BMF54123> I was working on a Chinese tank game today that has its trigger switches held in by two thin plastic posts
<+BMF54123> naturally, they break
<+Flygon> Ouch
<+BMF54123> all the Chinese import games we have are literal fire hazards
<+BMF54123> as in, one actually did catch fire
Comment: irc://irc.badnik.zone/#tcrf
#311396* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard
#311395* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Xhiel: OH MY GOD
Xhiel: so these's an online company that make mini bricks for construction stuff
Xhiel: and there's a reddit thread where a poster said he once masturbated used a miniature brick anally
Xhiel: and it got stuck inside, so he had to literally shit a brick
Xhiel: so someone links the website that makes tiny bricks
Xhiel: and the owner notices all the traffic
Xhiel: and tracks the fucking thread down
Xhiel: AND POSTS A 30% DISCOUNT CODE
Xhiel: "MINIBRICKDILDO"
Xhiel: AND THE GOD DAMNED CODE WORKS
Xhiel: I can't right now
Xhiel: I have lost my ability to even
Xhiel: AND HIS COMMENT IS GUILDED
Xhiel: THAT'S IT
Xhiel: I"M DONE
#311393* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
--> Allen_Oaks has joined ##bitcoin
<Allen_Oaks> how's the bitcoin trading going?
<Allen_Oaks> Whos got an antminer
<raccoon> Dunno.  Too busy watching porn
<Allen_Oaks> i always feel bad after watching porn
<raccoon> especially the ones with dogs in them
<Allen_Oaks> it's raccoon what the fuck!
<Allen_Oaks> it's you again!
<Allen_Oaks> you SICK FUCK!
<raccoon> lol, hi
<Allen_Oaks> i didn't even look at your name until now
<Allen_Oaks> dammit
<Allen_Oaks> now i have to leave
<raccoon> bai
<Allen_Oaks> we had this conversation before, when i told you to die of cancer
<raccoon> i'm still here
<Allen_Oaks> dammit...
<Allen_Oaks> GO AWAY!
<-- Allen_Oaks has left ##bitcoin ("Leaving")
#311392* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hppavilion1> You know, normal filesystems are woefully insufficient to properly organize a porn folder
<hppavilion1> Which is why I locally run an entire MediaWiki installation to have proper control over the sorting of media
hppavilion1> I'm sure people think that this is a joke
<hppavilion1> But no, I have XAMPP running locally.
#311390* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<theblazehen> I should really learn perl sometime
<andrewlsd> ^ that's what he sed
#311389* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Emmy: Physics doesn't make any sense anymore
Jeremy: Did it ever even make sense before?
Thanatos: As in, a physics class no longer makes sense, or you just witnessed a monopole molecule?
#311388* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dustin> The topic is too long anyway.
<Dustin> And it would need to something fancy.
* ChanServ has changed topic for #codelove to: "Do things well.  Cut the fat."
<Yossarian> 'Do things'
<Yossarian> 'Do'
<Yossarian> 'D'
<thetawork> all night long
<Dustin> Hm.
*** Mode #codelove +o Dustin by ChanServ
* Dustin has changed topic for #codelove to: ""
<Dustin> Fat cut.
<[R]> Perfect
Comment: #codelove on slashnet
#311380* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<snb> lol somebody just posted on my sister's facebook: "Happy birthday! I hope it's a great day and a terrific year for you"
<snb> i want to reply
<snb> "she's been dead for 7 years"
<underscore> well in that regard snb it sounds like she had a year free from troubles
<snb> this is true
<snb> i just think it's funny that whoever this person is didn't get the memo at any point in the past 7 years
#311378* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<worf_> Modular bay options: 2nd battery, 2nd hard disk drive, Blu-ray Disc\u2122 Triple Writer, DVD Super Multi, Weight saver
<worf_> wtf is a "weight saver" .. and more importantly, how the hell does that work
<hrm> worf_: it saves weight by basically not having anything in the bay?
<zero> it's a dummy slot, empty i'd assume
<hrm> or possibly filled with helium gas to make it float
<zero> that was my second though as well :D
<worf_> it has an empty slot with nothing but a cover, yes
<worf_> but how the hell do you come up with "weight saver" as a name for "nothing"?!
#311377* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> passwd
<@DigDug> asking for a friend
#311376* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taerom> shopping for houses sucks here
<Taerom> so overpriced
<Taerom> DellGuy, when are you going to buy a house and have a picket fence and a bunch of little dellbrats running around?
<DellGuy> i dont know
<DellGuy> adulthood
<DellGuy> is expensive
<Taerom> it is
<Taerom> it's pretty overrated in a lot of ways too
<Taerom> I don't generally recommend it
#311371* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
16:03:45 <+Dom`> It's gonna take me 3 hours to publish this stupidi website
16:04:23 <@homerj> WHAT YEAR IS IT?
16:04:40 <@stereo_> 1937
16:04:50 <@normod> I don't think you're web developing right if your web pages are 30MB
16:05:16 <+Dom`> MVC
16:05:20 <+Dom`> the whole project is 200 MB
16:05:21 <+Dom`> :/
16:06:37 <@normod> ...
16:06:47 <+Dom`> what
16:14:38 <+clockwork> it's to keep dialup users out
16:14:57 < ohgeetee> why would they discriminate against slovenia like that
#311370* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> >:C
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick
#311366* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* vens is now known as venz
<aciou> this is the internet equivalent of turning your cap backwards
#311365* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Reedy> guillom: I'm in Oslo
<Sagan> \o/
<Reedy> He knows full well what I mean.
<marktraceur> TMI Reedy
<Reedy> Oslo isn't a person
<marktraceur> Oh.
<Emufarmers> The Osle of Man
#311364* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hi> Hi Headache  - aciou thinks you need a real name
<aciou> headache's name is fine
<Headache> I do?
<aciou> i think you need a real name, hi
<hi> Just me then :(
<aciou> nobody else is called good_morning
<aciou> or greetings
ⓘ Headache is now known as good_morning
ⓘ Norse_meeting is now known as Greetings
<aciou> i fucking hate you fuckers
#311363* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Guest85751> cool - ima go - bye
* Guest85751 has quit (Client Quit)
<Norse_meeting> worst haiku ever
#311361* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheOnlyBouncer> woo refactoring code!
<TheOnlyBouncer> because if (object->next->next->next->id->next) is a bit.. yeah
<CandyAngel> All aboard the accessor train. Choo->choo!
<TheOnlyBouncer> hahaha, that is literally the best programmer joke i heard this year
<TheOnlyBouncer> CandyAngel, can i please submit that to bash.org? XD
Comment: And then bash.org went down. Sup QDB!
#311360* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Xeek> It's like a gun, it could be evil, and just becuase it could be - ban them all. Same concept. GOTO CONTROL is the same as GUN CONTROL
<SirCodesAlot> goto don't kill people. people kill people
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