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<crippled laszlo2> i just killed a scout who capped the intelligence. i killed him close before his intelligence-room. his corpse flew to the place, and they won -.- |
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<Serena[T]> never know what those windows wielding maidens can give you
<Thuryn> internet rubbers
<Thuryn> it's called "linux" |
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<R0b0t1> While not the best channel, I'll kinda miss ##politics because I sometimes go there to gather insults. |
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-!- Pryoidain is now known as Pry[SomeonePissedOnTheServer] |
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<Balrog_> hello everyone! anyone here today?
* helf slams his staff down
<helf> YOU SHALL NOT CHAAAAAAAT
<Balrog_> helf: I saw you somewhere.... maybe UG?
<helf> probably saw me SENDING YOU BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME |
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<delsol> Did you hear about the new gentoo release?
<delsol> it sounds pretty awesome...... maybe we'll see a review when someone gets finished compiling it in a few weeks...
<megalulz> Gentoo? More like GenPOO! |
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last week my ex gf and i watched sid and nancy... she said they were good for eachother. why didn't i see that sooner? 2 years down the drain. |
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<Xerxes> i don't think it'd be legal for me to offer to fix computer problems in return for sex
<Arq> Just don't get it in writing
<Drakky> well, on the other hand I dont think "I was fixing her puter" would suffice if you were charged for fiddling with her mouse ;P
<Xerxes> "but officer, i was fixing her computer and she OFFERED to give me a blowjob!"
<Drakky> "oh, well, carry on then citizen. But do not forget the webcam!"
<Xerxes> hahaha
<Xerxes> "oh shit, i forgot to disconnect it. sorry!"
<Drakky> "No worries, I have saved all materials, just in case"
<Xerxes> "so you can jack off to it later with your buddies?"
<Drakky> "Its called internal ejacu... uhm, education!! Internal Eductaion!!"
<Xerxes> *disconnects phone call* "it's ok baby, he's gone. you can continue now"
<Drakky> "AH, the joy of lawful citizens. Now boys, prepare the clenex!!" |
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<&Trixar_za> I'm in and out so much, it looks like I'm cybering the network |
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aesthetic: this easter, i want to go around and sneak into people's houses
aesthetic: and leave chocolate bunnies in their toilets
peniwize: wtf?
peniwize: holy shit
peniwize: I just GPF'd
aesthetic: lolol
peniwize: wait...
peniwize: like in the bathroom on the shitter
peniwize: or actually IN the toilet?
aesthetic: not poops
aesthetic: real chocolate bunnies
aesthetic: but where the poop goes
peniwize: wow, dude
peniwize: nice
aesthetic: what would you do if you saw a chocolate bunny in your shitter?
peniwize: probably check muh cornhole fer fractures
aesthetic: the best part would be
aesthetic: someone takes it out and throws it away
aesthetic: then someone comes by and thinks, "why did someone throw away this perfectly good chocolate bunny"?
aesthetic: or pulls it out and forgets it on a counter
aesthetic: eventually, it's "mmm, bunny", and I'd die laughing
aesthetic: if I pulled one out of a shitter and someone ate it
aesthetic: I'd never tell them
aesthetic: not for like, 2 years
peniwize: LOL
peniwize: you bastard
peniwize: suddenly i don't feel all that crazy |
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<Dr_Pressure> Maybe this is a sign I shouldn't be pirating
<Dr_Pressure> Newest Family Guy episode has 666 seeders |
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<Datto> This one kid comes in with that super hot sauce that you have to get online. it's in an unmarked vial. he dares me to eat some.
<Trolly> lol
<Trolly> daves insanity sauce?
<Datto> so I dip my finger in it to the first knuckle. eat it.
<Datto> I damn near shit myself.
<Trolly> my dad used a drop on his eggs once, ruined the whole meal
<Datto> fast forward 6 hours and I'm at home.
<Datto> ....rorny
<Datto> oh... that pepper sauce was still on my fingers.
<skubs> hot sauce to the genitals
<sney> holy lol
* multitrackdriftu (~eunos@Rizon-3DF465A.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #o-chan
<Trolly> lol
<Datto> yeah I fucking jump in the shower and start washing my junk.
<Datto> it wouldn't stop burning.
<Rolla> hahahahhahhhaha
<Datto> I just sat in a cold shower for about 20 minutes. |
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<blinky> Oh no! It's the $ of the world!Comment: regular expressions gone amuck
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Cr4bZ: liek, one time, we went downtown, and like this polish dude from poland is all like "*insert polish here* washingtonstreet" and i was first like :| but then i was like :DComment: lol, my friend Ex-Machina
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<nam-0> *Folger's Theme Song Commercial*
<nam-0> The beeest part of wakin' up..
<quadnod> ...IS MYYY NUTS IIIIIN YOUR MOOOOUTH!!
<nam-0> :-O
<quadnod> Exactly. |
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EXvFCTComment: EXvFCT
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10:46 < go|dfish> n e cybar????
10:46 < Aff|n|ty> are you in a wheelchair
10:46 < go|dfish> yes
10:47 < Aff|n|ty> then no, no cyber. I'm not an equal opportunity sexual deviant
10:48 < go|dfish> o
10:46 < go|dfish> n e cybar????
< Aff|n|ty> are you in a wheelchair
< go|dfish> yes
< Aff|n|ty> then no, no cyber. I'm not an equal opportunity sexual deviant
< go|dfish> o |
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<@Relik> prove to me god exists
<+TasK3n> prove to me he doesn't
<@Relik> fair enough.
....Later
<@Relik> dude, my giant cyborg ladybug just broke my desk!
<+Task3n> you don't have a pet cyborg ladybug
<@Relik> i'v had one for like 4 years now
<+Task3n> they dont' even exist
<@Relik> prove to me giant cyborg ladybugs don't exist
<+Task3n> i've never seen, heard, felt, tasted, or smelled one
<@Relik> i've never seen, heard, felt, tasted, or smelled god
<+Task3n> you can't see god
<@Relik> you can't see giant cyborg ladybugs either
<+Task3n> i don't see why not
<@Relik> because someone 2000 years ago wrote a book saying you couldn't
Mode #w4ck -v Task3n by Relik
<Task3n> now you're just being a ****
<@Relik> god works in mysterious waysComment: #w4ck
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<Mega_Man> v
<Spade> mega man sux
<Amos> Mega_Man sux
<Mega_Man> ^
<Aurora> XD
<Giga> XD
<Mega_Man> wait noComment: irc.badnik.net #smwc
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oheins7: vista is gunna become more neccesary and the norm as we advance
oheins7: but i will always have an cp partition
oheins7: *xp
oheins7: not child porn
oheins7: dammit |
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12:14 <+Heatpack> IRC IS IN MY BLOOD
12:14 -!- Heatpack
[Heatpack@laffmobile-AA0889D9.nrflva.east.verizon.net] has
quit [Quit: YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES]
12:15 < Evan> lol?
12:15 < Evan> IRC IS IN MY BLOOD
12:15 <&silvertear> blood type: IRCComment: Powerprecision Networks
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<Domochevsky> Alright, time to fight the Security...
<Domochevsky> If im not back in 10 minutes, call the president
<Starsinger> DOMO!
<Starsinger> Ninjas have kidnapped thepresident
<Domochevsky> Dammit, again?!
* Domochevsky puts on rambo-bandana
* Domochevsky (~Domochevs@pD9543D2E.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Quit)
<Starsinger> I lied
<dagaarn> rofl |
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Patchouli Knowledge entered chat.
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: hi patch
Suede Denim Kasell Police: Silly hats
Patchouli Knowledge: yo
RecycleBin: hey patch
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: 30 DIRTY DONGS
Patchouli Knowledge: one time, six, with joe, etc.
Patchouli Knowledge: also
Patchouli Knowledge: brb going back to bed
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: k bye
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: WAIT
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: WAIT
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: WAIT
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: WAIT
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: why would you come in chat just to go back to bed
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: :|
RecycleBin: what time is it where patchu is?
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: my dick o clock
RecycleBin: the small hours then ;P
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: :|
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: touche my good sir
Sir Ackbar I. Connor II Esquire: toucheComment: Partyvan group chat in Steam
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