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#296819* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Motley: sup
Hodge: (Away) pam message me and tell one of my friends to wake me up
Motley: sup, name's Pam
Motley: can you wake up hodge for me? :D
Hodge: sure "pam"
Motley: thanks
Hodge: You son of a bitch.Comment: He was waiting on word of a threesome
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#296816* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<NotADJ> Wtf. I just got a popup for some adult site. It was man's breasts...
<fahadsadah> NotADJ: Targetted advertising maybe? :P |
#296815* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
real beauty pageComment: real beauty page
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#296806* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fax> secure.leasticoulddo.com/store/product.php?productid=16178&cat=254&page=1
<Fax> Boxers that say: "next time, bring a friend"
<Starsinger> I dunno how I feel about that
<Fax> well, they're boxer-briefs
* Starsinger doesn't believe in sex between more than two people at a time
<Fax> oh
<Fax> about THAT |
#296805* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<alison> make pie?
<alison> this feels kind of sexist >>
<alison> like the woman makes the pie
<alison> the man does nothing.. |
#296790* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Hex> !dehop
<Hex> !dehalf-op
<Hex> !de-halfop
<Hex> !de-hop
<Hex> wtf
<Hex> !dehop bitch
<Hex> !dehop
* Hex sets mode: +e -hop!*@*
<Hex> >.<
<Hex> wtf |
#296789* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hp> speaking of which, whats with you lezzin out in your msn pic
<%Tex> Thats Jason |
#296786* (?/64) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Eric> ...
<Eric> I'm beginning to hate YouTube.
<John> Why?
<Eric> I accidentally click ONE Islamic video on YouTube, and now that's ALL my reccomended list is about.
<Eric> GOD DAMMIT JUST BECAUSE I CLICK *ONE* VIDEO DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE THAT STUFF.
<Eric> ...
<Eric> Fuck islam!Comment: Edited for flow, and names changed to protect those involved.
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#296703* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
awilcox: try mono /path/to/setup now
awilcox: you have mscorlib now
lorecaster: Cannot open assembly '/path/to/setup': No such file or directory.
awilcox: lol!
jetchisel: O_O
lorecaster: just doing it straight as i'm told... i'm not prepared ot screw this up by my own stupity, i'd prefer it to be by blind obedience
lorecaster: i completely messed up my last install by taking leaps of courage... not prepared to change a keystroke now. i do a direct copy and paste from what i see here. :PComment: irc.freenode.net / #vbox
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#296702* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
d0zch0r> fucking motley crue
Toejam> Motörhead.
d0zch0r> they 80s or 70s?
d0zch0r> ah win
d0zch0r> also wtf at having the accented o on crue
Toejam> Also Black Sabbath
Toejam> It's one of those accents that everyone did because they looked "metal"
d0zch0r> yeah
Toejam> It's like the one in Spinal Tap: I'm 99% sure they put it on the fucking 'n', which isn't even possible on a keyboard.
d0zch0r> haha
d0zch0r> Ñ
Toejam> Yeah, tildes and accents are doable, but the umlaut (double-dot) isn't.
Toejam> It's like sticking a circumflex on a 'Q'
d0zch0r> do you want to see my circumflex?
Toejam> no
d0zch0r> wait.. i mean.. circum.. yeah
Toejam> So you end up with a round shape with a two swirly things dangling off the bottom.
d0zch0r> yeah that's what i meant!
d0zch0r> HAHAHA
Toejam> Cthulqu |
#296699* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SGR> OH GOD
<SGR> NOT CHRYSLER!
<SGR> Mass panic!
<TheShad> OH GOD I DON'T OWN A CAR
<grap3> And you never will!
<TheShad> grap3: I hope your house catches fire but nothing bad happens in the end :|
<grap3> 'k!
<grap3> Actually, that's happened before. haha
<grap3> You time-travel jinxed me!
<TheShad> yeah, my delorean is pretty sweet
<grap3> Aha!
<grap3> I caught you!
<grap3> <TheShad> OH GOD I DON'T OWN A CAR
<TheShad> oh shi-
<TheShad> WHEN THIS CITY BUS HITS 88 |
#296698* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
"after a million tries with the fuckin youtube comment confirmation, i forget what i was going to say"-
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#296695* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Captain_Faxmerica> tl;dr school officials strip-searched a 13 year old girl because they thought she had ibuprofen.
<Arcanine> fail fucktards -_-
<Arcanine> that girl is 19 years old now, and court bullcrap etc etc nao
<Arcanine> I hope she wins
<Captain_Faxmerica> me too
<Arcanine> those guys should be in jail right now
<Captain_Faxmerica> for child molestation
[15:38] <Arcanine> yeah exactly.
<Captain_Faxmerica> esp. since there were three students who were suspected and only one got stripsearched.
<Arcanine> what the fucking fuck
<Captain_Faxmerica> I love the superintendent's justification too.
=-= Fax is now known as Superintendent
<Superintendent> IT MIGHT GET HANDED OUT DURING LUNCH FOR PEOPLE TO POP AS DRUGS AND OD ON
<Superintendent> ZOMGWTF
<Superintendent> LDJQSPQRBBQ
=-= Fax is now known as Supreme_Court
<Supreme_Court> STFU NOOB. CHILD MOLESTATION. |
#296693* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
himbamcky> Ubuntu just released 9.04 today... Named Jaunty Jackalope
<himbamcky> What the FUCK
<bfoos> They name their releases after their beastiality subjects |
#296692* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Subject: Re:single, goodlooking male seeks chem study partner Topic: Class Discussion
-Date: April 9, 2009 17:14 | Author: E.S.
I am a tall, dark and handsome first year student looking for a study partner/friend. Must like old kung-fu movies, dogs and of course chemistry. Applications open for males and females. Message me with your resume
Author: T.K.
Hi, I'm a charming, blond first year. I enjoy late 90's kung-fu movies such as Rush Hour and Lethal Weapon 4, spending time with my pet emu, and General Toa's Chicken.. oh and chemistry
Author: M. M.
lols since when did the chem disussion board become an online dating site? I suppose this is "chemistry" eg " they have nice chemistry together" LOLS
Author: J. G.
ahahahahahha. this just made my day.
Author: M. f.
I am a fat old man currently taking chem 120. my resume may be a bit out of date... I have a pet turtle. I need immediate help studying for this upcoming final. k thanks.Comment: This topic was on the official chemistry class forum. lol.
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#296691* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* THX2 (~joe@c-71-193-207-57.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has joined #stern
<THX2> !list
<THX2> is this where I can download episodes of Howard TV?
<dsf> no the right palce would be yourmot herst wat
<THX2> ok, I'll check there
<THX2> thanks for your help
* THX2 (~joe@c-71-193-207-57.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has left #stern
<Timbo80A> rofl |
#296689* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
stellarx: my dick is so big its got its own dick and that dick is still bigger than your dick
Lmburjcklew: AstoundingComment: AIM chatroom
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#296688* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<akh> Big news here is that there's a furor over a woman (gasp) being chosen for mascot.
<akh> (our mascot just dresses in frontier clothes: no furry suit or anything like that)
<RangerRick> they should go with something non-confrontational like a native american
<RangerRick> in a headdress and furry suit |
#296677* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dominian> I tried running gentoo...
<Dominian> I fell asleep during the installComment: freenode
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#296673* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> I NEVER SAID YOU WERE, BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> AND THATS ALL WE HAVE ON THAT, NOW TO ANGELIC FOR THE SPORTS
<Koneko> ...
<Koneko> NO SPORTS EH?
<Koneko> WELL THEN
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> IN OUR NEXT TOP STORY, A CRAZY MEXICAN SHOT AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF PEOPEL
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> AND NOW TO DUCK FOR THE WEATHER.
<Koneko> ...
<Koneko> NO WEATHER TODAY?
<Koneko> WOW
<Koneko> LACK OF ATMOSPHERE.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Duck> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
<Duck> THE SKY IS FALLING
<Koneko> I SAID BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> QUITE INTERESTING THERE, NOW ONTO YUUKI FOR THE DAYS HIGHLIGHTS.
<Koneko> ...
<Koneko> HUH.
<Koneko> NOTHING HAPPENED TODAY.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> HUH, IM OUTTA NEWS SUBJECTS.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> YOUR FIRED.
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Duck> OOH CAN I BE FIRED TOO
<Koneko> SURE
<Koneko> DUCK, YOUR FIRED.
<Duck> YAY
<Koneko> BUT NOW WHO WILL TELL US THE WEATHER?
<Koneko> THE WORLD IS TOO STUPID TO LOOK OUTSIDE.
<Duck> WELL WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY
<Duck> SINCE THE SKY IS FALLING
<Duck> SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
<Koneko> THE SKY CAN NOT FALL
<Koneko> ITS PHISICLY IMPOSSABLE
<Duck> WELL IT IS
<Duck> LOOK UP
<Duck> IT'S TOTALLY FALLING
<Koneko> AND REN
<Koneko> YOUR CRAZY.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU DUCK.
<Duck> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Ren> BACK TO YOU DUCK
<Duck> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Duck> BACK TO YOU KAEMON
<Koneko> THE MOON JUST LANDED IN SOUTH IDAHO.
<Koneko> MILLIONS DIED.
<Ren> BACK TO YOU DUCK
<Ren> GET BACK TO ZE CHOPPER
<Ren> I AM NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
<Koneko> THATS GREAT. NOW FOR OUR TOP STORY.
<Koneko> REN ISN'T CRAZY.
<Koneko> BACK TO YOU REN.
<Ren> AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
<Ren> I AM CRAZY
<Ren> FUCK YOUComment: Old old chat transcript I found in my email from 2006
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<pitz> My English teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high
<pitz> My English teacher was a guy
<pitz> I enjoyed it |
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<kp> funny how many people came in and sat down thinking nac radio was off the air :)
<myself> so they spoke into the mic, claiming they didn't think it was going anywhere? then why speak into a mic?
<kp> they spoke _near_ a mic, :D
<myself> Righto.
<kp> thinking the room had been abandoned for the night
<myself> Bummer of a place to have a private conversation, Hal.
<Bunsen> Wow.
<myself> (now, was that a 2001 or a Far Side reference?)
<Bunsen> myself: Yes.
<tottenkoph> Haha
* myself does a little ch-ching
<Bunsen> But, just wow.
<myself> I just won so hard. Damn I am smooht. |
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<Retro> the reasons for it is on the whole, technologically advanced nations have come to rely TOO HEAVILY on that technology
<Kaugustino> most canadians would be screwed
<Avalanche> Natural Selection at its best no? |
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Zuu: while everything is easy, it still has to be done... just like your mom :P
leeguy92: and how! |
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Toastmaster57: what would happen if you forced a negative particle to tuch a normal particle?
Toastmaster57: (not anitmatter)
The Fizz Meister: Ummm.
The Fizz Meister: What?
The Fizz Meister: What the fuck is a negative particle?
Toastmaster57: its a thing in theoriectial physics
Toastmaster57: think negative particleComment: Apparently it looks a lot like itself, too.
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