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#295929* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<anima> ofc people die from weed
<anima> their soul die
<anima> and their motivation
<anima> and their lungs
<morda> rofl
<morda> dumbass
<anima> i ve been smoking 10 joints a day for 10 years
<anima> i know what i m talking about
<anima> little noob faggot
<morda> anima
<morda> now be honest
<wuxia> 10 a day
<morda> ud rather smoke 10 a day
<morda> or drink all day long
<morda> i kno what i want
<wuxia> it's truly pathetic that you chose to smoke 10 a day
<anima> they re equally bad
<morda> best offcourse is that u don't do either
<anima> you re pathetic
<morda> idd
<morda> tbh
<morda> lotsa of my mates smoke more a day
<morda> but thats theyr choice
<wuxia> keep it constructive
<anima> weed can be bad that s all i wanted to say
<morda> yup
<wuxia> everything in excess is bad
<morda> but weed is not that harmfull as alcohol
<anima> that was very constructive calling me pathetic wuxia
<deotrip> i smoke crack 30 times a day
<anima> fukin asshole
Comment: #cpmpickup - quakenet
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<Cliff> deFacto, I'm trying to learn swedish via subtitles
<@deFacto> heh might take you a while
<Cliff> jag is I?
<@deFacto> yes
<@deFacto> I'm guessing you are watching english shows subbed in swedish?
<Cliff> yup
<Cliff> vi is this?
<@deFacto> vi = we
<GaidinBDJ> No, vi is an editor, this is IRC
Comment: #fark
#295924* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Drewz1025 : im trying to use
Drewz1025 : skype to make phone calls to get weed
Drewz1025 : its so fail
#295920* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Cosmo> Your dick is so small not even the local pedophiles are interested.
#295908* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jmr> it's a scam
<Stathol> One might even call it a racket.
<SmashDaisaku> yeah, but that'd be stupid
<SmashDaisaku> everyone hates tennis!
#295903* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mib_m24nwc> Anyone on a mac?
<Boriss> mib_m24nwc: i am
<IH|lecture> boooo
<Boriss> wanna fight about it
<IH|lecture> Boriss: oh come on
<IH|lecture> you know how mac fighting goes
<IH|lecture> you talk the talk, then you turn out to be shit at fighting and translucent
<IH|lecture> then you get hormone instabilities
<fahadsadah> IH|lecture: It's called iFighting.
<IH|lecture> haha
<fahadsadah> And it's shiny, white, and costs 50x more than it's worth.
<IH|lecture> fahadsadah: so its like sex then
<IH|lecture> the risk of getting pregnant, jizz.. so on
#295901* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
%Akiros          • i made 200 dollars today
%Akiros          • win
%Akiros          • my ass is chaffed hardcore though
%Akiros          • oh wow
%Akiros          • that sounded BAD
%Akiros          • i'm a waiter
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us
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<LuN4TiK> !Bewbs
<Talkbot> LuN4TiK: Grunting in bushes?
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<WildPS2King> Raise your hand if you have ever been pwned!
<dino340> yay netsplit!!!!
<dino340> that was a good one
#295893* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Xenocide> TheGeekLord, you're like the MMA pro's of the interwebz.
<Xenocide> I'd shit my pants if you messed with me too.
#295892* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* belly-dancer (~bellydanc@adsl-75-53-207-161.dsl.hstntx.sbcglobal.net) has joined #chataholics
* T0mT0m sets mode: +v belly-dancer
<@inspire`> O.o
* X sets mode: +l 41
<@inspire`> dance for me belly-dancer!
<+Deamon> o.0
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<+LordWolf> LOL
<@Janon> bummer
<+Deamon> lol
<+LordWolf> z0mg!
<@inspire`> damn
Comment: boys will be boys
#295888* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
# In a very quiet channel #
Caius: OH HAI PEONS
Caius: …peons?
Caius: YES, PEONS.
Caius: well thank you almighty for naming us, 'tis muchly appreciated.
Caius: NAY PROBLEM PEON
#295885* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Shinaku> So, I was perusing though the thesaurus earlier.
#295877* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Fisker-> lua> cock.huge
< lua_bot> Fisker-: luabot:1: attempt to index global 'cock' (a nil value)
#295876* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Derek> Hey Kevin, I need to be able to hold my breath for 1:30 for Lifguarding. Guess how long I can hold it for.
<Kevin> 48 minutes
<Derek> Yes, exactly that.
<Kevin> Wow, beat up the inhuman freak.
<Derek> Oh noes.
<Derek> Nah, but I can hold it for 2:15. :D
<Kevin> lol, sweet
<Derek> Ha ha ha, Lifeguarding FTW.
<Kevin> >:O That's my job.
<Derek> u cnt sv no 1, u r SMOKUR
<Kevin> lol, yeah. but i can swim.
<Derek> lolz
<Kevon> its just that whole breathing thing i cant do
Comment: At least he's man enough to admit his shortcomings
#295869* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: my dad thought tom from myspace was some wierd old guy
InfernalTempestX: he saw my emails
InfernalTempestX: and was like who's tom from myspace?
InfernalTempestX: how did he get your email?
InfernalTempestX: /facepalm
#295867* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Anyone have knowledge of the Windows Kernel?
<fahadsadah> I just enabled PAE. Will I regret it?
<chzz> I wrote it.
<fahadsadah> chzz: You have a lot to answer to.
<chzz> Processor...aardvark?...Execution
<fahadsadah> Tho you were right with "//We are morons"
<chzz> Not *too* sure about t3h middle. It was a long time ago
<fahadsadah> chzz: Physical Address Extension
<chzz> Of course. The codename for the b3ta was Aardvark, hence my slip
<fahadsadah> Stop being a fool and tell me.
<fahadsadah> Will I regret it?
<chzz> I think you need to apply for planning permission, before a physical address extension
<staffwaterboy> SIghs
<staffwaterboy> *sighs
* fahadsadah sighs too.
* Queenie sighs too.
* chzz sgihs (UK)
<fahadsadah> chzz: Permission to qdb.us that?
<chzz> Queen database banana...err..unicorn sausage?
<fahadsadah> QUOTE DATABASE!
#295866* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
zashi: [the girl that just walked into our aisle] is wearing the sudo make me a sandwich shirt
zashi: from xkcd
Alan: rofl
Alan: yea Ellen is cool
zashi: ellen page?
zashi: she's awesome.
Alan: Gardiner
zashi: I'd make her squeel like an 8 year old on a seatless bicycle.
zashi: ellen page that is
Alan: oh god
Comment: IM work conversations between people 5 feet away from each other
#295865* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Me: What would you do if you had 16.5 million dollars andrew?
Andrew: um...   Cry
#295864* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Zombies has been permanently removed from this room>
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#295863* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<elzombiediablo> Ok, so I got banned from the bi/les/gay room yesterday and when ever I send the e-mail to request they lift the ban I get it sent back straight away with a delivery failure notice. Does anyone else get this problem?!
<earsecks> Nope, I'm straight.
Comment: Hilarious
#295861* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
If you have ever used a computer from any Pueblo City school to access the Internet, chances are good that you are acquainted with Bess. Chances are even better that Bess has hindered your research process. Because of the overabundance of school appropriate web content filtered out, Bess should take a backseat to a better monitoring system.
Bess, a brand of censorware made by Secure Computing Corporation, is used throughout the District. Its main purpose is to filter the Internet, blocking web content that is deemed inappropriate by the Bess manufacturers or local administration. In many respects, the use of this specific filtering software is justified, since much of the Internet is a wasteland of tasteless and rather lurid content that should be policed. However, there are numerous websites that have school-appropriate subject matter and are blocked. Because of such strict filtering, students cannot find the necessary information that they need for their assignment. My fellow classmates and I have wasted entire class periods staring into a Bess-restricted page instead of gathering the information that we really needed.
Among the forty-five different categories Bess filters out, the only ones that really need to be policed are: Adults Only, Alcohol, Tobacco, Drugs, Illegal, and any pornographic, tasteless, and profane material. As a result of filtering there are only a select few sites that educators and students are allowed to view: Education, For Kids, History, Medical, and Moderated, which is not a wide spectrum of web content. Ironically, Bess filters out material such as news, stocks, current events, commerce and even some educational material which would allow students to access information that they need to complete an assignment. A majority of students do not have internet access at home, so less strict filtering at school would benefit their academic pursuits.
I have personally had a great deal of trouble with this nuisance. Up until recently an extremely helpful resource, Wikipedia, was restricted due to “Advertising and Webpage Hosting.” I was searching for information on Google, one of the top search engines on the Internet. When I clicked on the link to Wikipedia, my search was interrupted by a splash screen explaining that the site I requested was blocked and gave the category(ies) that it fell under. I was very upset and rather frustrated that an online encyclopedia was blocked. I wasted the whole class period searching for material related to my project, but because of these filters, I found nothing useful and had to retreat to a workstation I have at home.
Mine is not just an isolated incident. One of the security guard here at central is an umpire for a baseball team and needed to print out his baseball schedule so he would know what was up and coming for the game and team. Once again due to these filters, he could not access what he needed when he needed it. This kind of experience happens daily to a wide variety of students and faculty.
Bess by itself is a terrible solution to this overwhelming problem. The Internet does need to be policed, and very well should be inside the walls of a school, but only to a certain extent. To help combat and maybe eradicate such a strict filtering policy, I propose some simple solutions: School staff should be allowed to bypass the filter for sites that complement the lesson plan, giving the student greater freedom to complete the given assignment. Students, on the other hand, all have a unique student identification card that also indicates what grade level they are presently in. Content for each age group should be filtered accordingly, so freshmen could not access more mature content that a senior would be able to obtain. A solution of this magnitude might not be perfect, but if someone can offer a more productive approach, I would love to be a part of that solution
#295859* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<helf2> my brother asked my nephew "so, what do you want your moms new baby to be?" "a LITTLE BROTHER!!" "why not a sister?" "NOT UNLESS SHE IS HOT!"
<helf2> ... thanks for keeping up the southern stereotypes :P
<leavengood> hah
#295857* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
dxs
#295849* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(21:59:55) mike: Yeah avery, its up and running. Building a freebsd 7.0 system on it now.
(22:00:46) homeskillit: smokin huh
(22:00:47) Insane_Daemon: real men build cars, faggots
(22:01:16) NotBobSaget: psh
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