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<jakesundstrom> Im going to bed, and watch porn till I fall asleep. |
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<maryhall> now you have 2 followers...
<maryhall> me and me
<mshadle> i just earned an extra inch of internet peen |
#296189* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Zerox: 1.21 jigawatts
Sig: that's racist
Zerox: jigawatts
Zerox: not niggawatts
Zerox: This isnt Black to the Future
Sig: 1.21 jigaboos
Zerox: WinComment: Racism at 88 mph
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#296141* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Flickerdart> If you ASK someone to rape you, isn't it technically not rape?
<Felinoid> It is if you change your mind halfway through.
<Felinoid> Legally, at least.
<Felinoid> So if a girl says stop, you'd better be damn sure whether she means it.
<Helleshin> best to avoid girls in the first place
<Helleshin> they can only are trouble
<dagaarn> Helleshin: you gay?
<Helleshin> only if david bowie or paris hilton is involved |
#296133* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@|bizza> this is heaven!
<&wombat> is my reservation registered yet? It's for a party of one, 1 week before the devil knows i'm dead |
#296132* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<BankOfMe> me and cameron were discussing which girls at work shave and which ones don't.
<Viscous> Yeah, I wasn't in on wednesday, if that was the day.
<BankOfMe> I was like "She shaves.. she shaves.. she might not, etc..
<BankOfMe> then I mentioned becca cause I saw her over at concession, and cameron goes "she seems like the type who lets it grow so bad it'd look like shes got Macy Grey in a leg-lock."
<BankOfMe> so i started laughing, and i guess she heard him cause she started to cry and signed off the register.
<Viscous> ... I thought she seemed upset that night. |
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<zoidberg187X> i remember when i was like 6 eating somewhere with my mom and talking about rich ppl or wealth or something
<zoidberg187X> and some guy walks past our table and i randomly blurt out HEY MISTER ARE YOU RICH
<zoidberg187X> and he said like ''i may not have a lot of money but i'm a rich man on the inside'' or something really touching
<zoidberg187X> and then later i was in the bathroom taking dumps and he came in and was talking to someone and mentioned that some little shit asked him if he was rich out of nowhere |
#296101* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<> the shangri-la girl is in moe prison
<> her prison uniform is a seifuku
<Nakar> “You’ve been sentenced for crimes against good characterization. How do you plead?” “uguu~” “LOCK HER UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.” |
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< withnail> you know when i was at my grans a while back, and my cousins who were like 9 and 6 were playing a game i said to them "when i was a kid we didn't have any of these 3d graphics" |
#296091* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Netram joined #quakelive
<Netram>: guys i've been robbed
<Netram>: I went to see the Dragonball film |
#296083* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Chris``> `ban T_T
* ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*muhaha@*.optusnet.com.au
* T_T was kicked by ChanOP ((Chris``) You are banned)
<+Shayne> lmao!
<Chris``> oopz
<Chris``> lol
<+Shayne> your so fucked
<Chris``> thought i didnt id
<Chris``> lmao
<+Shayne> he's the owner
<+Shayne> lol
<Chris``> `unban *!*muhaha@*.optusnet.com.au
* ChanOP sets mode: -b *!*muhaha@*.optusnet.com.au
<Chris``> yea no shit |
#296077* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&EskimoBOB> crack_ what kinda math?
<&LoneWolf367> nah i dun know math
<crack_> claculus
<&EskimoBOB> never done calc
<&LoneWolf367> lol #marijuana is useless |
#296073* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(01:27:07pm) - @xFelix: nah i banned his isp... he will be back when hes done being a faggot
(01:28:40pm) - +FTL: homofob
(01:28:41pm) - +FTL: :))
(01:28:45pm) - @xFelix: deff
(01:28:59pm) - @xFelix: im on my pms homos are not allowed me atm
(01:28:59pm) - @xFelix: lol
(01:29:06pm) - +colony: who
(01:29:09pm) - @xFelix: you |
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<SgtKashim> tesla coils are fun
<SgtKashim> did you see the 'lightning on the lawn' ones?
<SgtKashim> they did the mario theme, and some piece by Tchaikovsky
<tacky> Yeah, but I have never seen one where they zaped a guy, usuallythey corden off the area
<SgtKashim> he had a farraday suit on...
<enkei> just be thankful it's not a furry suit
<SgtKashim> wonder how much power it sucks down to play a song on one of those things
<SgtKashim> bet the power bill is nasty
<tacky> more like its electrifying!
<tacky> oh god i hate mself
<SgtKashim> I bet the guy who has to pay it is shocked...
<SgtKashim> (now you hate me)
<enkei> shocked and re-volted
<SgtKashim> ugh
<SgtKashim> the system needs to be re-vAMPedComment: We hate ourselves now...
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#296063* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~pingu> u know
<~pingu> someone just told me that linkin park's Bleed it out is about a tampon
<~pingu> and i think hes right
<~pingu> "bleed it out, dig it in deeper, just to throw it away" |
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donoteat> you people are lucky
<donoteat> wheel4hummer lives about 10 minutes from me
<crazyjoe> D:
<bjytech> :|
* crazyjoe hands dne his 12 gauge
<bjytech> ^ you might need that to keep him away
* donoteat shoots himself
<donoteat> OH
<donoteat> I see now
<donoteat> oops
<crazyjoe> dumbass
<wheel4hummer> what'd i miss
<bjytech> well I guess that way could work to but... w4h is still around
<donoteat> DUDE
<Bonehead> so
<Bonehead> fucking bored
<donoteat> WHY DID YOU TRY TO CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
<crazyjoe> ^
<Bonehead> and no funny pills
<donoteat> well
<donoteat> try some of the unfunny ones
<DT> [link removed]
<Bonehead> I already am on unfunny ones
<DT> lol
<Bonehead> DT: RoR SO needs that
<DT> cum is supposed to be a girls mouth or on one
<DT> ya lol
<DT> IN
<DT> a girls mouth
<DT> :P
<wheel4hummer> if its ur own cum its okay to eat it
<crazyjoe> :|
<Bonehead> "cum is supposed to be a girls mouth"
<DT> NO
<Bonehead> D:
<DT> NO ITS NOT
<wheel4hummer> you masturbate, don't you?
<DT> lol
<DT> yes
<wheel4hummer> but you surely wouldn't let another guy stroke your cock
<crazyjoe> you would
<DT> but i dont want it in my moyth
<wheel4hummer> so what
<crazyjoe> your gay
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> ^Comment: part 2 of nasty shit in #rigsofrods @ quakenet
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#296059* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Jerald unzips and shows BH the good's
<Jerald> you like?
<Jerald> pretty good lookin watches hu?
<Jerald> lol
<wheel4hummer> i guess it's possible to get a BJ from your car
<Jerald> 25 a piece
<Jerald> WTF
<Jerald> you goddamn freak
<wheel4hummer> lol
<Jerald> man your a nasty motherfucker
<Bonehead> :|
<Jerald> i mean how the fuck man
<crazyjoe> ^ @ jerald
<wheel4hummer> it would be crazy "Hello, this is 911, what's the emergency? "MY CAR SUCKED MY BALLS INTO THE THROTTLE BODY AND THEY"RE STUCK ZOMG"
<Jerald> you gunna stick it in the exhaust while its runnin or sumn?
<wheel4hummer> no, other end
<Bonehead> topic people, topic :|
<Jerald> D:
<crazyjoe> that blows
<crazyjoe> not suck
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> yea
<Jerald> ohh
<wheel4hummer> lool
<Jerald> hes gunna stick it in the fan
<Bonehead> yeah, but your cock inbetween the belt and a pulley instead
<Jerald> D:
<Bonehead> put*
<Jerald> xD
<Jerald> ROFL
<StigEEE> there shall be cock no more
<crazyjoe> LMAO
<crazyjoe> squish
<Jerald> XDDDDDDD
<Jerald> aww man
<crazyjoe> that would hurt if your sack got caught
<crazyjoe> crunch?
<Jerald> omfg
<Jerald> im still laughing
<Jerald> imagin him in the hospital after that
<crazyjoe> they relace it with a vagina
<Jerald> the doctor would be like WTF were you doing stickin it there in the first place?
<crazyjoe> replace*Comment: more random stupidness in #rigsofrods @Quakenet
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<Ichiruka> Omniversum
<Dr_Zoidberg> Omniversum?
<Ichiruka> I can't believe he beat part 15
<Omniversum> The Union
<Ichiruka> I didn't think it could get funnier
<Imaginate> PART 15 OF WHAT
<Omniversum> of Omnifox and Universum
<Imaginate> ><
<Omniversum> Ichi
<Ichiruka> You cheating bastard!
<Dr_Zoidberg> does he have right for that?
<Omniversum> this guy is awesome XD
<Omniversum> ...
<Universum> ... o.o
* Ichiruka throws omni out of his apartment and starts tossing his stuff out the window |
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Jess: ooh what is it about though?
David: ur mum!
jess: oh hardy-ha-ha no seriously??
David:(I) do not want! (to share that information with a psychiatrists daughter)
or anybody
but particularly not anyone whos gonna psychoanalyse me
consciously or not i dont care
jess: dude chill. it's ok. i write stories about mass murders and stuff, it's ok
David: oh really do you think about murder often?
jess: well if i told you then i'd have to kill you |
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Mynameiswuzzy: *dosent get relevance*
Mynameiswuzzy: *cowers from whatever matt will throw at me*
Greyejoy: Does it matter what I throw?
Greyejoy: That'll end up going over your head too. |
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<Yuri> Who wants to do my Probabilty labs? :p
<Yuri> p(y) = (y-1) Cr (r-1) p^2 * (1-p)^(y-r)
<EvilNekoSpork> arrrrgh math make it die
<EvilNekoSpork> I'm envious of Rene Descartes for a) having awesome hair; b) actually understanding that shit.
<Yuri> It's crazy shit, that's for sure. And this is probability theory. So this is more along the continuous mathematics. Discrete math is where the really evil stuff is. :p
<Indogutsu> ...yeah, I hated those biographical infoboxes in math textbooks. The people who discovered these formulas always had those smug smiles on their faces.
<YelseyKing> ...and there's not even any particularly compelling reason to learn that kind of thing... =P
<Indogutsu> Unless you're at a weird restaurant where the tip is usually p(y)% of your total.
<EvilNekoSpork> Ow. There's a scary thought. |
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Stranger: hallo?
You: hawks
Stranger: is anybody in there
You: just one
Stranger: you like tattoos?
You: there might be someone under the table though
Stranger: creepy
You: i like invisible tatoos
You: they look better
Stranger: hehe
You: do you like bacon?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you like bacon?
You: you'll never get anywhere in life
You: all great people loved bacon
You: im great, so i love bacon
Stranger: well, i don't think i have to be like everyone else to achieve something
You: you should be like the guy next door
You: he loves bacon
You: maybe
Stranger: sounds boring
Stranger: and bacon is disgusting
You: not if you wrap the bacon in christmas paper
Stranger: sounds even worse
You: i like squeezing bacon juice on myself and licking it off
Stranger: my friends like grilled bacon wrapped marshmallows
You: your friends are wasting the bacon
Stranger: like i care
You: we should petition that the president change his name to Bacon Obama
You: everyone will love him
Stranger: like it matters what his name is
You: yes everyone loves bacon
You: except you
Stranger: no. not everyone
You: you love fried chicken?
Stranger: it's okey
You: fried bacon is greater
Stranger: sounds terrible
You: boiled bacon is terrible
Stranger: sounds gross
You: and boiled chicken is worse
Stranger: thats true
You: you love beef?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't eat red meat
You: i love dead animals
You: cooked
Stranger: that's good for you
You: you ever been to a bacon farm?
You: where the bacon roam in the wild?
Stranger: right
You: baby bacons are cute
Stranger: hehe sure they are
You: i have a pet bacon
Stranger: how cute
You: i call him joe schmoe
Stranger: adorable
You: you have pets?
Stranger: no
You: you need a pet
You: i suggest a giraffe
Stranger: they sure are funny when they try to drink water
You: they can carry your husband and children for rides though
You: you can grab on to its neck
Stranger: i hate children
Stranger: and have no husband
You: you need a husband
You: or a dog?
Stranger: no i need to get laid or a girlfriend
You: maybe you can marry a dog?
Stranger: no thank you
You: you can rent a girlfriend
You: or blow up one
Stranger: naw
You: get a girlfriend who loves bacon
Stranger: that would do nothing for me since i'm a girl
You: you're a girl who loves girls?
Stranger: yup
You: you should love bacon
Stranger: naw
You: i don't believe you
Stranger: why not?
You: i think youre a giraffe who loves chickens
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: like i care what you think
You: are you 15 year old sally from pittsburgh?
Stranger: no
You: with the club foot? and missing arm?
Stranger: nope
You: i thought it was you
You: who are you?
Stranger: no one special
You: you're a giraffe
Stranger: you like getting high?
You: i hate elevators
Stranger: they are good to have sex in
You: how do you have sex with an elevator?
Stranger: in not with
You: what language is that?
You: inuit?
Stranger: no norwegian
You: your'e from norway?
Stranger: no
You: because there arent giraffes in norway
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i've been there
You: you're from South Africa?
You: how is nelson?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nelson died
You: you're not sure where you're from are you?
Stranger: i now where i am...
Stranger: i think that's good enough
You: no you dont
You: prove it
Stranger: how?
You: who's your mayor?
Stranger: i don't know
You: i knew it
Stranger: but i could google it if you want to
You: you don't know where you are
You: do you even know what town you're in?
You: are you in a mental institution?
Stranger: hehe i know the city's name
You: what is the name?
Stranger: why do you wanna know?
You: i think you're a russian
Stranger: no
You: you're not sure where you're from?
Stranger: i know where i'm from
Stranger: what do you do in life?
You: you don't know
You: YOU DON"T KNOW
You: i think you're in an insane asylum
You: im gonna call the police to come for you
You: you russian you
Stranger: yeah whatever
You: lets go dancing tonight
Stranger: no
You: can you do the macarena?
Stranger: the what?
You: the macerana dance
Stranger: that is so last season
You: what about the lambada?
Stranger: no
You: you cant dance
You: you need dance lessons
Stranger: i'm a great dancer
You: you lie a lot
You: prove it
You: old folks like you shouldnt dance
Stranger: haha |
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<OrangeSlice> ubuntards are everywhere. |
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* Pulpie kills Mousey and makes some mouse burgers
< Mousey> them's some small burgers
< Pulpie> like the new burger king mini burgers?
< Mousey> Ugh, you just ruined those for me.
< Cronous> OMG, I hate IRC! I just had some mini burgers. |
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