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aesthetic: this easter, i want to go around and sneak into people's houses
aesthetic: and leave chocolate bunnies in their toilets
peniwize: wtf?
peniwize: holy shit
peniwize: I just GPF'd
aesthetic: lolol
peniwize: wait...
peniwize: like in the bathroom on the shitter
peniwize: or actually IN the toilet?
aesthetic: not poops
aesthetic: real chocolate bunnies
aesthetic: but where the poop goes
peniwize: wow, dude
peniwize: nice
aesthetic: what would you do if you saw a chocolate bunny in your shitter?
peniwize: probably check muh cornhole fer fractures
aesthetic: the best part would be
aesthetic: someone takes it out and throws it away
aesthetic: then someone comes by and thinks, "why did someone throw away this perfectly good chocolate bunny"?
aesthetic: or pulls it out and forgets it on a counter
aesthetic: eventually, it's "mmm, bunny", and I'd die laughing
aesthetic: if I pulled one out of a shitter and someone ate it
aesthetic: I'd never tell them
aesthetic: not for like, 2 years
peniwize: LOL
peniwize: you bastard
peniwize: suddenly i don't feel all that crazy |