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#295624* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<realityiswhere> Some 20 year olds had sex in a changing room and smeared 2 (full) condoms on the mirror when i worked at a clothing store. |
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[The Modder's Lounge]: FuzzyPlushroom has entered at 10:09 pm
[985323] Heyy fuzzy
[FuzzyPlushroom] Howdy
[killergamer] hey fuzzy
[FuzzyPlushroom] What's up, guys?
[985323] not too much
[FuzzyPlushroom] God, I love the smell of steel filings in the evening
[killergamer] lol
[985323] lol
[FuzzyPlushroom] okay, I'm convinced you guys are somehow telepathically connected |
#295622* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FlyingMongoose> basically, play better and you won't need to worry about the spawn times
<Saydeh> i hate playing as infected
<FlyingMongoose> I love it
<FlyingMongoose> it's so satisfying tearing the nipples off of zoey as a hunter :p
<Saydeh> .. pervert
<Saydeh> unlike you im not into lust murder
<Saydeh> =p
<FlyingMongoose> what? that's all hunters do
<FlyingMongoose> they tear the nipples off of the players...
<FlyingMongoose> pay attention to the animation and where the hands go
<FlyingMongoose> they tear them off of bill, zoey, francis, or louis
<FlyingMongoose> I just used zoey as a specific example to expand upon the point
<Saydeh> suuure
<Saydeh> we know you have freaky explicit l4d fantasies
<FlyingMongoose> Saydeh you and I both know that right now you're looking up l4d rule 34 to try to claim some of it turns me on, but ultimately, YOU'RE the one looking for l4d rule 34
<Saydeh> FlyingMongoose: i dont need to look it up
<Saydeh> i know where some of it exists =p
<sslice> err
<FlyingMongoose> then you just proved my point Saydeh
<sslice> awkward
<Saydeh> i was on hentai foundry and i meant to click on anime but i accidentally clicked on games.. ok? =p |
#295617* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< deadbattery> what the hell is rescue mode? i logi nto SSH and it pops rescue:~#
< atomicturtle> not it!
< Pete22> youre server is in rescue mode, basically its like windows safe mode
< atomicturtle> yoink!
< deadbattery> so how do you fix it lolz?
< atomicturtle> Pete22: I do not envy the task ahead of you.Comment: ##Plesk on Freenode
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#295608* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pthree> i still havent sent my 360 in
<pthree> i need to find the box that has the receipt, find the receipt, then find all the 360 cables, then plug it in to verify the power adapter isnt the prob
<pthree> this is twitter right?
* pthree is eating a sandwich |
#295607* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<green blob> i am of polish desent but i live in usa
<Brandon> POLAK
<green blob> whats the big deal? my name is dalton, so what
<Wolfdog> now it explains everything
<Wolfdog> He is .pl of course it all makes sense now
<Brandon> I don't trust anything that borders Germany |
#295599* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Vann> You never know who might be watching.
* Vann looks at EskimoBOB.
<&buddah> haha
<&buddah> eskimobob is sleeping on my floor
<&buddah> hahahaha
<Vann> serious?
<&buddah> yea he is
<&buddah> i just woke him and told him the funny ness
<&buddah> now he is watching |
#295598* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Aaron> had to drive for an hour, found a really good dealer 50 some miles from here
<keri> what were you driving like 25 miles an hour |
#295593* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
ustreamer-79491: i should be studying calculus right now. instead, i am watching kittens.
ustreamer-79491: clearly i have my priorities very mixed up |
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ExFnDZ 8g74dlGaSnxCc96lsg4lComment: ExFnDZ 8g74dlGaSnxCc96lsg4l
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#295585* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[quote=dafunks]<+ThirdKey> whats the slap command on here
<+ThirdKey> /slap
<+ThirdKey> ?
<+ThirdKey> haha
! kernowgringo slaps ThirdKey with a large Trout
<~dafunks> ThirdKey: you type
<~dafunks> /server slap name
>> ThirdKey [~ThirdKey@C75CFD23.700C8D70.507617B3.IP] has quit [[P2P] Quit: ThirdKey]
<~dafunks> PWNT[/quote] |
#295584* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[quote=ThirdKey][18:19] <VAMPIRE> what ya wearing tonight 3rdKey?
[18:19] <ThirdKey|Lappy> 3 gallons of bbq sauce and celery as a hat
[18:20] <ThirdKey|Lappy> would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me haaaaaaaard
[18:20] * ThirdKey|Lappy tucks balls between legs and raises arms
[18:20] <VAMPIRE> I'd fuck you right into Fred Flinstone's lunchbox dude
[18:20] <ThirdKey|Lappy> i may not be fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock
[18:20] <VAMPIRE> and let Din watch
[18:20] <VAMPIRE> Dinooooooo
[18:21] <VAMPIRE> I could make your Betty Rubble
[18:21] <VAMPIRE> shit, this is gonna end up in the IRC quotes thread again :o/[/quote] |
#295583* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[quote=kernowgringo]<&VAMPIRE> want a toy boy vampy?
<&VAMPIRE> abuse me babe!
<&Sondra> lmao
<&VAMPIRE> tie me to your kicthen door and swing me back and forth kickin me in the balls mmmm
<&Sondra> lmao
<&VAMPIRE> then shove my head in your oven and violate my ass with a plunger
<~kernowgringo> :o
<&Sondra> no -kids still tight as I was at 16 \o/
<&VAMPIRE> then tie me to your garden gate and let your neighbours spit on me
<&VAMPIRE> ohohohoh
<&Sondra> but not nearly as limber
<&VAMPIRE> jizz...in my pants[/quote] |
#295582* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[quote=VAMPIRE]<~dafunks> mmm spicey shicken burgers are FTW
<~dafunks> SHICKEN
<04%VAMPIRE_> haha
<%nutcase> I WANT
<~dafunks> we can't afford real chickens in Belfast
<%nutcase> om nom nom nom
<04%VAMPIRE_> hehe
<~dafunks> we make our own out of wood, they are called SHICKENS
<04%VAMPIRE_> uh oh...he's lost the plot[/quote] |
#295581* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: okay, so instead of going to florida like the rest of our friends, we're going to sit in front of our computers and make subtitles for "The Passion of The Christ" in leet?
InfernalTempestX: am i correct? |
#295577* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< zashi> I got the whole TI calculator programming channel on efnet talking about pooping
< zashi> < ports_> _Auron_, i enjoy pooping
< zashi> I'm not a troll, honest. I just smell like one. :( |
#295576* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Devilbunny> basically just tell her that people online don't believe that you're anywhere near a cute girl, and they're asking for pictures to prove it. Then let her see what you're typing - better clear the buffer - and let her type a response. Tell her to type "I really am a hot girl."
<Devilbunny> or something
<Cliff_> Devilbunny, I really am a hot girl
<GaidinBDJ> !topic
<GaidinBDJ> Actually what would really prove is is have her type "I love anal sex from burly men"Comment: #fark
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#295573* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Bootsie: You know what you should do?
A Keyboard: a lumberjack super fireman>
A Keyboard: *?
A Keyboard: *be a
Bootsie: Nice. |
#295571* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rga24> macs are for programming ipods
<rga24> and iphones
<rga24> in something weird called objectionable c
<rga24> and making useful farting applications |
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Beefster [Beefster@ecnet-5BFD5A49.hsd1.co.comcast.net] entered the room.
*** mode (+ao Beefster Beefster) by Ozzy
Beefster has changed the topic to: Let there be a topic!
<&Beefster> And Beefster saw that topic that it was good. :P |
#295564* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DaMo> "Top US movie rental chain Blockbuster has hired lawyers to explore a possible bankruptcy filing, as it struggles with rise of movie downloads, a source told Reuters."
<ShoeUnited> Yay!
* ShoeUnited goes to find more movies so he can personally topple blockbuster.
<DaMo> shame on u
<ShoeUnited> Yeah, really feeling ashamed here. Like a Somalian! |
#295562* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
*Ajay89 kicks Endy in his tiny balls
(Endy): Do not kick me in my tiny balls! |
#295560* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
weezelkthx: so my ex comes to my place the day before yesterday rite...
jimbo22: and you pulled an angry dragon on her, correct ?
weezelkthx: w8w8 theres more to this...
weezelkthx: her period was almost over so we banged like it's naturally intended - no rubbers...
jimbo22: and your mum walks in on you, no surprise
weezelkthx: no man stfu let me finish
weezelkthx: after im done she leaks out on a couple of napkins cuz i got the load of a horse and throws them in the trash can in my room, along with the tampon she had inside her before that..
jimbo22: im sure thats hot but not when im eating dude...
weezelkthx: later that night my mom walks in and goes like "I SMELL PISS N HERE" and i tell her it's prolly the cat cuz he's in heat... and she goes like "NO HUMAN PISS"
weezelkthx: ...she walks away, I open the window for some fresh air, go to bed..
weezelkthx: next day i come home around noon to find my mother with a weird look on her face telling me "next time when you're doing that kinda stuff throw your shit out the window or something, that thing had started to fester...i could smell it from the living room.. "
weezelkthx: i laffed so hard... but now i'm thinking... what if she thought i had jerked off? obviously she knows I'm getting laid, too, RIGHT?
weezelkthx: ...sux ;(
jimbo22: rofl... if she didnt mention the tampons.. pwnd xD |
#295555* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< jedrek> can you hear the sarcasm in my voice now?
< PeanutHorst> i'm sorry, but you're still only nine pixels high.
< PeanutHorst> which is still bigger than your dick is. so meh.
< jedrek> you measure your dick in pixels?
< jedrek> christ
< PeanutHorst> no, yours.
< jedrek> that's just sad
< jedrek> so you measure other dudes' dicks?
< PeanutHorst> i'm working at a base resolution of 96dpi. mine's in the many hundreds of pixels.
< jedrek> at least fondle my balls while you do it
< PeanutHorst> i couldn't find them sorryComment: #PhotoGeeks on irc.freenode.net
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