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<Xerxes> i don't think it'd be legal for me to offer to fix computer problems in return for sex
<Arq> Just don't get it in writing
<Drakky> well, on the other hand I dont think "I was fixing her puter" would suffice if you were charged for fiddling with her mouse ;P
<Xerxes> "but officer, i was fixing her computer and she OFFERED to give me a blowjob!"
<Drakky> "oh, well, carry on then citizen. But do not forget the webcam!"
<Xerxes> hahaha
<Xerxes> "oh shit, i forgot to disconnect it. sorry!"
<Drakky> "No worries, I have saved all materials, just in case"
<Xerxes> "so you can jack off to it later with your buddies?"
<Drakky> "Its called internal ejacu... uhm, education!! Internal Eductaion!!"
<Xerxes> *disconnects phone call* "it's ok baby, he's gone. you can continue now"
<Drakky> "AH, the joy of lawful citizens. Now boys, prepare the clenex!!" |