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* Chuck_Norris sets mode: +b *!*@Some.Random.Guy
* ass was kicked by Chuck_Norris (( 5136 fools have been Roundhouse Kicked )) |
#296907* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sleeping> lexi is Michael Jordan
<@Lexi> Sure am
<MiracleBlue> That's kinda hot
* MiracleBlue raises an eyebrow
<Sleeping> she's naked, holding only a basketball
<Bluetar> michelle jordan
<Bluetar> ;-)
<MiracleBlue> Lol |
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<Zowler> no, Im straight
<Dr_Fink> Lol, no.
<Zowler> Im straight as a nice juicy erect cock |
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me: I just had to kill firefox it was using 913000K of memory
andrew: you killed Vulpix?! :-( |
#296894* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Darksun> Hmm
<Darksun> I miss boobs
<pathy> Well
<pathy> Get eating.
<Darksun> I mean boobs on other people >_<
<pathy> Well
<pathy> Get raping.
<Darksun> That's not very nice though
<Darksun> I prefer boobs to be on someone happy to have my face in the middle of them, not someone kicking and screaming
<pathy> Well
<pathy> Get clubbing.
<Darksun> Or I could just wait the week or so for my fiance to get back from Australia
<Jelco> Intoxication's also a turn-off I guess >_> |
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<James> but all woolies combined make so much a day
<Dan> yeah
<Dan> i think yours is actually bigger..
<James> Definately not
<James> Ive seen yours
<Dan> ive seen yours..
<James> Sounds gay
<Dan> (that sounds so suss)
<James> We think alike
<James> how cute
<Dan> indeed |
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<superguy199455> yeah but i dont have another computer
<superguy199455> my dad took it away
<superguy199455> i photoshopped my report card
<Randomskk> your dad could tell?
<superguy199455> well
<superguy199455> partent teacher conferences
<superguy199455> were 3 days after |
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<Raine Sabaal> FUCK!
<Raine Sabaal> FUCK TEH INTERNET!!!
<Uuxaul> What is the internet doing?
<Raine Sabaal> I get a LOADING INDICATOR while sending messages on my INSTANT MESSENGER!
<Raine Sabaal> THAT'S NOT HOW INSTANT WORKS! |
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Nice site. Thank you.,Comment: Nice site. Thank you.,
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#296877* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(2:10:08 PM) M: So
(2:10:17 PM) M: I was cutting up this hooker last night
(2:10:33 PM) M: you know, making smaller pieces for easy transport
(2:11:02 PM) M: when I realize that there's still quite a bit of coke on her hiney
(2:12:21 PM) Jessica: oh yeah?
(2:12:26 PM) M: yeah
(2:12:35 PM) M: what do you do in those situations, right?
(2:12:37 PM) Jessica: get a dollar bill (a crisp one) and scrape it off
(2:12:43 PM) M: Hrmmm
(2:12:50 PM) M: I used my credit card
(2:12:58 PM) Jessica: if she's dead, it makes it easier to scrape |
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<irokie> Alice Cooper is sixty-fucking-one!
<RK> Alice Cooper is a gang bang? |
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<Paradox> ok, so
<Paradox> I forgot what the latin root for 'hairy' was
<Paradox> so I punched in 'hairy latin' into google |
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(Dardasaba|) Maor Mesika is Kissing you. kiss back | kiss other friends. 3 seconds ago
(Dardasaba|) FFS
(Dardasaba|) That's a GUY
(Dardasaba|) fuck facebook. |
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<poe> i heard a story
<poe> about some guy who had anal with a spanish/mexican chick
<poe> thought he had an STD cuz had incredibly bad burning
<poe> but apparently
<poe> a small piece of jalepeno got stuck up thereComment: #maddox irc.whatnet.org
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Llama: heh, my relationship to windows is like gays and religion... we don't party together, sometimes indifferent, sometimes really hate each other, but i secretly use it at home and am ashamed by it ;) |
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< misterworld> bacon flavored condoms
< misterworld> to enjoy the wonderful flavor of bacon on my meatsicle |
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galt122: oh dude
galt122: i fucking
galt122: grinded with that bitch
galt122: jackie
BloodyPython: yeah?
BloodyPython: I feel bad for poor jackie
galt122: fuck you |
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* ~Maelstrom^ goes to play games where you shoot people with guns
<&za> minesweeper? |
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<Killane> yay, my new porn is done DLing
<Killane> JESUS FUCK
<Killane> Whoever shot this should be beaten with a stick
<Killane> they apparently attended the "Wobble nauseatingly while zooming randomly" school of camerawork
<Killane> it's like *ass ankles fishnet ass cieling toes raccoon eyes belly button knees camel toe* and I'm like O.o as I feel the motion sickness coming on
<10%09Apollo_Kioku> it was probably filmed by the family pet
<10%09Apollo_Kioku> hamster-cam
<Killane> ...that is WAY more balls that I'm interested in seeing in my lesbian pornComment: note, it took one whole minute to decide this.
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<~Double_D_Edd> Dear Mr. Jones,
<~Double_D_Edd> I'm writing this on behalf of my client, ThomasRM. Apparently, my client's parents have been evading the income tax agents for three years now, which unfortunately resulted in the confiscation of his domestic dwelling establishment along with other goods that required adequate tax payments. Regrettably enough, his parents are now financially incapable of providing my client with the social care he needs.
<~Double_D_Edd> Since my client is a minor, he is currently placed under the care of an online foster group called RuneHQ for a lengthy period of time, due to which he will be unable to continue his education at your institution.
<~Double_D_Edd> The IRS has ordered your administration to grant my client a charitable suspension, which would grant him the freedom to continue his education under the supervision of RuneHQ's administration at absolutely no cost. You will be receiving the official papers for this case in the mail within the next 3-5 business days.
<~Double_D_Edd> Any questions or concerns can be directed to my office from Monday to Friday during the hours of 8 AM to 5 PM.
<~Double_D_Edd> Sincerely,
<~Double_D_Edd> Sincerely,
<~Double_D_Edd> Double_D_Edd,
<~Double_D_Edd> RuneHQ Site Admin |
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r3: Sometimes, I pretend to be a girl on Pandora.
r3: I create a new station picking a song name, and when it says "I'm creating a station with <song-name>", I click on "Hey, that's not what I wanted!"
r3: over and over again |
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<Indogutsu> My mother is watching a French-language movie in the next room. It has English subtitles.
<Indogutsu> Occasionally I can make out phrases that sound like nonsensical English, like "Maybe by this weekend, their sauce will be filled with tears" and "The Jewish Dudette." |
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<tottenkoph> so. I think I have figured out how to make companion cube earrings
<tottenkoph> and will be attempting such this weekend yay \o/
<dopey> yeah?
<tottenkoph> yup!
<tottenkoph> I found an instructable on how to make them out of clay, the rest is a piece of cake
<tottenkoph> ... which is coincidentally a lie |
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<Tdiddy> but anyway, you do a girl in the pooper because you either respect her alot (ie serious girlfriend) or one you dont respect at all
<Tdiddy> there isnt much middle ground
<deBLOO> I dont know many serious chicks that would prefer the pooper...
<Dr_BadSpoon> I RESPECT YOU A LOT
<Dr_BadSpoon> SO I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASSComment: Infallible logic...
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=-= Fax is now known as TheRapist
<TheRapist> oops miscapped
=-= TheRapist is now known as Therapist |
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