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<~Double_D_Edd> Dear Mr. Jones,
<~Double_D_Edd> I'm writing this on behalf of my client, ThomasRM. Apparently, my client's parents have been evading the income tax agents for three years now, which unfortunately resulted in the confiscation of his domestic dwelling establishment along with other goods that required adequate tax payments. Regrettably enough, his parents are now financially incapable of providing my client with the social care he needs.
<~Double_D_Edd> Since my client is a minor, he is currently placed under the care of an online foster group called RuneHQ for a lengthy period of time, due to which he will be unable to continue his education at your institution.
<~Double_D_Edd> The IRS has ordered your administration to grant my client a charitable suspension, which would grant him the freedom to continue his education under the supervision of RuneHQ's administration at absolutely no cost. You will be receiving the official papers for this case in the mail within the next 3-5 business days.
<~Double_D_Edd> Any questions or concerns can be directed to my office from Monday to Friday during the hours of 8 AM to 5 PM.
<~Double_D_Edd> Sincerely,
<~Double_D_Edd> Sincerely,
<~Double_D_Edd> Double_D_Edd,
<~Double_D_Edd> RuneHQ Site Admin |