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#297062* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
super man would kill batman because superman is SUPER and bats r BATS!!!!!!!!! |
#297060* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Zhvonte> I enjoy ragging his ass because I like the hairy taste |
#297056* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<MadClaw> now
<MadClaw> Don't hesitate
<MadClaw> or i'll shoot you
* ZeroError shoots
<ZeroError> BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG
<MadClaw> x)
<ZeroError> BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
<ZeroError> BANG
<ZeroError> HUMP
<ZeroError> BANG BANG
<ZeroError> BANG BANG BANG BANG
* ZeroError reloads
<MadClaw> O_o
<ZeroError> BANG
* ZeroError runsComment: irc.bob-omb.net (operator channel)
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#297055* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Jorrit> I bet you cut your spaghetti Moogster.
* Jorrit cries.
< Moogster> I never eat my spaghetti whole yeah.
< PTR> tagalettllioe
< Moogster> I always cut.
< PTR> omg
< PTR> you what
< PTR> how
<@Lovejoy> jew!
< PTR> that is disgusting
< PTR> you sicken me
<@Lovejoy> racist!
<@Lovejoy> NAZI!
-!- Moogster [~El_Moog@831ef56.2310808e.student.utwente.nl] has quit [Quit: STOP IT ALREADY]Comment: From #bilge at Blitzed... but channel's renamed and switched network several times
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#297047* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ExtremeM65> well the girl was walking away from him
<ExtremeM65> and he kept yelling hi to her
<axident> yeah?
<ExtremeM65> she ignored him and just kept going and left the room
<ExtremeM65> and I told him he shouldn't take that
<ExtremeM65> to go after her
<ExtremeM65> and he says 'Yeah I'm about ready to smack a bitch'
<axident> he would
<ExtremeM65> but there was this other girl standing there
<ExtremeM65> and she gets all upset and says 'I hear people say that almost everyday
<ExtremeM65> and I laugh and say 'I bet you do'
<axident> lol |
#297045* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kemikals> omgz
<Kemikals> i gotta go poopie !!!!
* %CatBox360 opens mouth
<%CatBox360> i mean
<%CatBox360> shit |
#297040* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<awilcox> that shows our different dev teams
<awilcox> Snowflake Pastebin sponsored ad: RIS Audio Editor
<awilcox> AWOS Pastebin sponsored ad: Ad Council: Buzzed Driving IS Drunk Driving
<jessicah> lol
<awilcox> your team does sound drivers
<awilcox> and my team does drugs and alcoholComment: #AWOS on freenode
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#296959* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tsukasa-is-gone> i wnt a donut...
<MiracleBlue> I want sushi.
<Tsukasa-is-gone> but its gonna go right to my gut
<MiracleBlue> Everything goes right through me... it's very annoying.
<MiracleBlue> I gain weight like a snail gains speed.
<MiracleBlue> Just not gonna happen. |
#296956* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[ @jonathan ] C:\>baby
[ @jonathan ] Unspecified Error. Abort, Retry, Cancel?
[ Xerxes ] I've only slept with the 13 slovakians
[ @jonathan ] The correct answer was 'depressed arab emoticon eats baby', but OK.Comment: #mozor irc.mozor.net
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#296953* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<garg^zsirc> some car is blasting nirvana outside
<garg^zsirc> a curious choice, compared to the usual german techno
<garg^zsirc> btw heh
<garg^zsirc> i wonder if those were cobain's last words
<garg^zsirc> "i'm gonna blast some nirvana!" |
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<@desolo> that's why i can't get into the whole christianity thing
<@desolo> leviticus
<@desolo> i mean, most christians prob don't even know about it
<@Brucimus> hah
<@desolo> i mean, like, no fuckin football, bacon, any of that
<@desolo> no shellfish
<@desolo> no shellfish!
<@desolo> wtf is up with that?
<@Brucimus> lol yah
<@Brucimus> but thats old testament, not new
<@desolo> old? wtf does that have to do with anything?
<@desolo> that's like Germany saying "Oh, WWII? No, that's OLD history. We don't follow that." |
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<^nikki^> I don't care what you guys say .. warpy does not wear women's clothes!
<anonym> i would have to charge her just like everyone else
<^nikki^> oh .. hi Warpy
<`WarpKat> you're gonna grow a penis one of these days, ^nikki^
<`WarpKat> =:P
<^nikki^> well I've got the pot and the soil for it ... just a little water and sunshine is all it needs
<anonym> there is something out of the norm so early in the morning
<`WarpKat> yea - ^nikki^ has a bulge
<anonym> sure its not a tail?
<^nikki^> I've got two bulges
<`WarpKat> i don't know what's more disturbing...the thought of ^nikki^ having two bulges or the fact that ^nikki^ HAS two bulges
`WarpKat goes away to contemplate |
#296946* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<peter> My new G3 connection.
<peter> So I can sit and type in one window and watch it appear in the other window |
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Nathan: I have GOT to stop dreaming
Ren: Mee too. Im' runningout of pillows.
Nathan: No dude
Nathan: remember the submarine dream i told you about?
Ren: Think so
Nathan: where we lost the china war because we accidently made all the subs out of styrofoam and they couldn't go under the water, and then to counteract that we made new subs out of lead, but they couldn't float above the water and thousands of people lost their lives because the styrofoam subs couldn't save the people in the lead subs?
Nathan: well last night
Ren: Oh, Yeah
Nathan: I had a dream that i really wanted icecream. so me and candice went to this store that had every flavor of icecream known to man
Nathan: well
Nathan: I had also blown off my classes for that day to go get the icecream
Nathan: but when we got there they were sold out of everything that wasn't green, and the only stuff that was green was the stuff that had one of the flavors as being sour apple
Nathan: well
Nathan: i went to the back of the store to check the freezers, and when i opened one of the freezers, my german teacher walked out
Ren: Oh shit
Ren: I know where this is going
Nathan: only she was tiny. normally she comes up to my chin but in the dream she was like 3 feet tall
Nathan: and she started beating me with one of those 1 gallon things of icecream
Ren: ...Haahaha
Ren: Sorry bro
Nathan: except it was chocolate ice cream, which was what i had driven all the way out there to get
Ren: Thats a funny mental picture
Nathan: and I was so upset because she was wasting all the chocolate icecream
Nathan: and then i bought a sour apple cone, and then i woke up >.>
Ren: ...
Ren: Yeah you seriously need to stop |
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#296937* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* SHODAN has quit IRC ("Be right back")
* SHODAN has joined #aspie-shed
<shogun123> wb SHODAN
<shogun123> how are you today?
<luckybunny> shodan is cool
<SHODAN> Yep
<shogun123> sometimes he is a bit of a moron
<shogun123> SHODAN, isn that right?
<SHODAN> shogun123: Error: "isn" is not a valid command.
<shogun123> there you go, proof positive
<luckybunny> haha |
#296935* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
BigBadVoodooDaddy: I was trying to teach Stacey Yiddish earlier. :-)
BigBadVoodooDaddy: She likes how so many Yiddish words are pejoratives, insults, and penis euphemisms. |
#296930* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jamesprice> would you punch a bitch in the eye?
<ohp-kyle> No, I don't think so.
<jamesprice> fag
<ohp-kyle> Not even if the punch was asked for.
<jamesprice> it's always asked for |
#296929* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Christon the gabachoman: i have cake
Christon the gabachoman: but i don't want to eat it
Jon is Pocoyo !: why
Christon the gabachoman: cus i want to save it for another day
Jon is Pocoyo !: put it under your pillow for safe keeping
Jon is Pocoyo !: LOL
Christon the gabachoman: rofl
Christon the gabachoman: but if anyone checks
Christon the gabachoman: or i squash it
Christon the gabachoman: they will think i shat my self
Christon the gabachoman: then hid it under my pillow
Christon the gabachoman: rofl
Jon is Pocoyo !: you sleep with your arse on the pillow ?
Jon is Pocoyo !: oh
Jon is Pocoyo !: ROFL WHAT THE FUCK
Christon the gabachoman: ye but u never know
Christon the gabachoman: poo might travel
Christon the gabachoman: look at mr hankey |
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<lsproc> scgtrp, i think your steaming shit has just made a flame war literal
<scgtrp> lsproc, you don't need fire to make poop steamy
<lsproc> why the hell are we discussing this
<scgtrp> no idea.
* scgtrp takes the above out of context and puts it on bash.orgComment: Actual context: scgtrp referred to Steam as a steaming pile of crap.
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<Dvyjones> fahadsadah: The listen count for that song on my iTunes has reached the top possible one :)
<Dvyjones> Ie. it doesn't go any higher no matter how much I play it...
<fahadsadah> 2.3 billion?
<fahadsadah> That's the highest 32bit signed integer.
<Dvyjones> No, it's 500-something.
<fahadsadah> Maybe they use 3bit signed? Apple are weird. |
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8gWnVG dkv7Rq29nVvzm74lApqSwComment: 8gWnVG dkv7Rq29nVvzm74lApqSw
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#296920* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dood_> @_@
<trebot> Dood_: Error: "_@" is not a valid command. |
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<fahadsadah__> FastLizard4: Did you have data on infinity?
<FastLizard4> fahadsadah__: No
<fahadsadah__> It turns out `rm -rfv /*` isn't a super-fun-happy-slide. |
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Bibo (1): if i ever get a randomness test, ill hand it to you
Bibo (1): choose a number between 1 and 3
Bibo (1): go
Raz: 2
Raz: you realize on the basis of your question. assuming your speaking generally. then there's only one answer to your question.
Bibo (1): omfg
Bibo (1): OFMG
Bibo (1): right |
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